Most overused phrases in GW thread.
Numa Pompilius
So explain to them that you're a 45 year old German trucker, overweight and balding. That should cool down even oversexed teen gamers considerably.
Ristaron
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Originally Posted by HH-
Yep, being a Monk now I got this piece from Dunes the first time with her:
Player 1: Heal Monk! Player 2: OMFG HEAL!!!!1! Me: My Engery is 2 of 42! Me: My Engery is 2 of 42! Me: My Engery is 2 of 42! Player 1: OMG You're the worst monk ever! Me left the game. Bear in mind they ran ahead while I was still recovering from Rebirth and I kept getting attacked with Engery Drain. First time I've ever left a group high and dry. |
n00b warrior: HEAL MONK!
Healing Monk: I am, unfortunately you keep running into a new battle before my energy recharges
n00b warrior: OMG WE HAVE 2 MONKS WHY CANT U KEEP US @ FULL HP?!
Me: Because I'm a smiter, dumbass. If you didn't notice me saving your ass by running up beside you and AoE owning everything that would kill you in one hit with your starter armour.
n00b warrior: OMFG WHAT KIND OF A MONK DOESNT HEAL?!
Me: a protector?
n00b warrior left the game
5 minutes later
MISSION COMPLETE
Sciros Darkblade
We've had a monkey leave us in UW last night for no reason other than some people still had to catch up to the rest of the group after falling behind. Nobody was being attacked or anything; we were totally owning UW, but maybe the monk got tired of being useful or something.
But yeah I'd imagine sometimes people expect to just be crazy and reckless and live as long as a primary monk is in the party list.
Anyway, I think the most overused phrase in GW is:
"GLF Monk"
followed by
"WTS Godly Shield +45 health in stance -2 damage in stance req 9! Only 10k"
But yeah I'd imagine sometimes people expect to just be crazy and reckless and live as long as a primary monk is in the party list.
Anyway, I think the most overused phrase in GW is:
"GLF Monk"
followed by
"WTS Godly Shield +45 health in stance -2 damage in stance req 9! Only 10k"
Mountain Man
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Originally Posted by Xue Yi Liang
Actually I've posted this on local chat: "Group for mission - We only need 7 more - we have a monk!"
nobody seems to get the subtleties of that message |
Want to give your healing skills a good workout? We suck, and we need a monk!
I had two offers within seconds.
Xue Yi Liang
Not, technically, overused but once is enough:
(at ToA)- "I'm a monk. Can someone please show me how to solo UW?"
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That's a great line!
I usually say "Monk-friendly group needs second healer .... etc.." the Monk-friendly part is a grabber.
(at ToA)- "I'm a monk. Can someone please show me how to solo UW?"
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Originally Posted by Mountain Man
My most successful recruiting line for a pick-up group:
Want to give your healing skills a good workout? We suck, and we need a monk! I had two offers within seconds. |
I usually say "Monk-friendly group needs second healer .... etc.." the Monk-friendly part is a grabber.
Tarot Ribos
Post-Searing Ascalon City:
"WTS <insert crap item>!"
Anywhere:
"<Person> starts dancing." (Although I can't say it isn't amusing to watch...)
"<person> jumps."
"LFG <random quest easily doable with henchies>, need monk!"
These are the phrases that are probably the most annoying outside missions. Honestly. And why do people feel the need to spam up emotes? Why can't they be satisfied by jumping once?
"WTS <insert crap item>!"
Anywhere:
"<Person> starts dancing." (Although I can't say it isn't amusing to watch...)
"<person> jumps."
"LFG <random quest easily doable with henchies>, need monk!"
These are the phrases that are probably the most annoying outside missions. Honestly. And why do people feel the need to spam up emotes? Why can't they be satisfied by jumping once?
Numa Pompilius
Tarot: Uncheck the 'emotes' checkbox in your comm window.
TheGreatBoo
Does anyone ever leave on emotes and trade? I may uncheck them once every month. Thats about it.
Red Sonya
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Originally Posted by TheGreatBoo
Does anyone ever leave on emotes and trade? I may uncheck them once every month. Thats about it.
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I think I get the biggest kick out of people telling people not to advertise in general chat and then this massive spam of ads after such a statement by many players. The worst thing you can do is "demand" or "tell" someone what to do in this game cause you can't stop them and you only make them be even more aggressive towards you because of it. Now if you had some kind of zap button or if reporting something actually was a possiblity, which neither are then many might stop doing it. But, without policing people are going to do what they please and telling them to stop or blah blah blah just makes them do it even more.
Puddin Tame
LF 7 monks 4 mish!!1!!)!
chaos dragoon
tombs:what is this mission?
TheGreatBoo
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Originally Posted by Red Sonya
See you're kind are the reason people keep advertising in general chat, turn back on your trade chat please.
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Fenris Wulf
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Originally Posted by conker
Thundehead "lookin for/runing to marhan" "WHERE ARE ALL THE MONKS?!?!" "Brb"
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conker
ToA= Creating Elite Group
romO
dude spamming sissy boys recruiting in tombs is the funniest thing ever. people were idiots to do it in the first place and now that sissy boys suck its even funnier. im sorry but i just love that one.
Episodicfreak
LA:
"WTS: PERFECT GOLD FELLBLADE 400 BAZILLION K"
"===~~~+++WTS: BLACK DYE 7K +++###===
===~~~+++WTS: BLACK DYE 7K +++###===
===~~~+++WTS: BLACK DYE 7K +++###==="
...and so fourth.
"Hello Frog..."
"WTS: PERFECT GOLD FELLBLADE 400 BAZILLION K"
"===~~~+++WTS: BLACK DYE 7K +++###===
===~~~+++WTS: BLACK DYE 7K +++###===
===~~~+++WTS: BLACK DYE 7K +++###==="
...and so fourth.
"Hello Frog..."
Vindexus
In Tombs:
"Tank LFG"
(Hint: There are no tanks in PvP)
"Tank LFG"
(Hint: There are no tanks in PvP)
Alathys Tylderaan
Tombs:
Making an r3+ group!! need random classes that would just never work, like 4 water eles and a mesmer for some weird spirit of failure build with blurred vision - PM ME!!
One that always warms my heart when he does it:
rank 1 heavy tengu armour LFG!
Deldrimor War Camp:
LFG 4 Farming
LFG For Kilroy!
LA:
LFG - Galrath
LFG Vinialy of garat
LFG Vinialy of garath
LFG Vinialy of galrat
LFG Vilnialy of garat
etc..
New guild [insert random nonsensical name here] OF ASCALON recruiting!! We got cool cape and hall! (9 out of 10 of these capes are the bog generic flames and sword cape)
[Guild name here] is recruiting! need experienced players for PvP and GvG, ranked above 1000!!
FROG! FROG! FROG!
TALK STUPID FROG!
Frog talked today?
and until recently, in international
Where are the traders?
All locations:
various spelling of:
Drognar's, Drucknar's, Roknar's, Draknor's.
Dragon's Lair:
'Where is tombs?'
'woo! I ascended'
Thunderhead Keep:
LFG
Hell's Precipice
What happens when I complete this mission?!
Making an r3+ group!! need random classes that would just never work, like 4 water eles and a mesmer for some weird spirit of failure build with blurred vision - PM ME!!
One that always warms my heart when he does it:
rank 1 heavy tengu armour LFG!
Deldrimor War Camp:
LFG 4 Farming
LFG For Kilroy!
LA:
LFG - Galrath
LFG Vinialy of garat
LFG Vinialy of garath
LFG Vinialy of galrat
LFG Vilnialy of garat
etc..
New guild [insert random nonsensical name here] OF ASCALON recruiting!! We got cool cape and hall! (9 out of 10 of these capes are the bog generic flames and sword cape)
[Guild name here] is recruiting! need experienced players for PvP and GvG, ranked above 1000!!
FROG! FROG! FROG!
TALK STUPID FROG!
Frog talked today?
and until recently, in international
Where are the traders?
All locations:
various spelling of:
Drognar's, Drucknar's, Roknar's, Draknor's.
Dragon's Lair:
'Where is tombs?'
'woo! I ascended'
Thunderhead Keep:
LFG
Hell's Precipice
What happens when I complete this mission?!
romO
hahaha that first tombs one is awesome, alathys, and its so true.
and what about this for tombs
Mako Essence: Rank 2 expert healer (can heal 100 in 5 seconds, record 200 in 7 seconds) LF rank 9+ group
Lord Corwen: Mako Essence is giving away sigils to the first people to whisper him!
and what about this for tombs
Mako Essence: Rank 2 expert healer (can heal 100 in 5 seconds, record 200 in 7 seconds) LF rank 9+ group
Lord Corwen: Mako Essence is giving away sigils to the first people to whisper him!
Alathys Tylderaan
ah, the 'wishper somerandomguy for a free sigil' is a killer xD
Szechwan Chi Qin
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| One of the most used phrases is a lvl 3 in augary rock: "how do i fight my doppelganger?" |
8^B
sandstorm87
My favorite frase in pvp:
Want to make a group don't care what you are or what you do!!
Usually end up with full group (inc.3 monks) in 10 sec
(ok most are smiting but they heal too!!)
Want to make a group don't care what you are or what you do!!
Usually end up with full group (inc.3 monks) in 10 sec
(ok most are smiting but they heal too!!)
Narcissus
GG.
*sigh* I hate that phrase.
*sigh* I hate that phrase.
Lynnrose
Most overused on these forums -- "ftw."
Toral Xi
I hate gg also.
I have been seeing this a lot more ..."selling Guild, have cape and hall "
I have been seeing this a lot more ..."selling Guild, have cape and hall "
quickmonty
In Ascalon city: "Wheres the next quest?"
chris_nin00
In the off topic forums:
Tfr.... heheh
Tfr.... heheh
The New Guy
WTS Unid Long Sword Req 9 80k -- You like?
WTS Unid Short Bow Req 8 65K -- You like?
And my most favorite
WTS Uber GOdllllYY OUT of this WORLD UltrA rARe UNID Fellblade req 12!!!
and i go like, dude....its UNID!!!
WTS Unid Short Bow Req 8 65K -- You like?
And my most favorite
WTS Uber GOdllllYY OUT of this WORLD UltrA rARe UNID Fellblade req 12!!!
and i go like, dude....its UNID!!!
mm00re
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Originally Posted by Xue Yi Liang
Reminds me, I was a monk in a FoW group. Someone had to be afk so we all agreed to wait for him. Well, someone else in our group got impatient (ADHD?) and decided to go attack some monsters. I had to run back and retreat to safety. Of course he got killed and got the poor fella who was AFK killed, too. I rezzed everyone except him.
When the other guy got back, of course it was "Where did this DP come from?" The impatient goof was still on the ground shouting "Rez me! I promise I won't do it again!" -(it was actually his second offense) We all agreed to give him one more chance.... but only after a 30 second time-out where everyone got to dance and jump emote on his corpse." (now where did I put that screencap?) |
OMG, haha that is so awesome, find that screenie!!!!
sasafetch
AS LONG AS I CONTROL THIS OBLEISK NOTHING SHALL STAND IN MY WAY.
Errr something like that...oh god I hate it when those mages constantly say that...then die in the next two seconds. I went through a whole mission chanting this instead:
AS LONG AS I HAVE CHEESE IN MY PANTS NOTHING SHALL STAND IN MY WAY.
Errr something like that...oh god I hate it when those mages constantly say that...then die in the next two seconds. I went through a whole mission chanting this instead:
AS LONG AS I HAVE CHEESE IN MY PANTS NOTHING SHALL STAND IN MY WAY.
trelloskilos
Pre-Sear Ascalon
"Anyone want to go over the wall with me?"
"LFG for Signet"
"Selling Blue Dye 200g"
"How do I get a belt pouch?"
"Any1 no where Regent Valley iz?"
"Every1 get nekkid & dance!!!"
Post-Sear Ascalon
"WTS Great weps for nubs."
"Extreme Dethmongerzz is now recruiting. Grate guild with kool cape! Guild hall soon! WM!!"
"Can sum1 spare 1k I just came over and need to buy armour"
"Running to Piken 1k, Yaks 2k"
"WTS MAX Firey Dragon Sword 2k OMFG l33t!"
"WTB Green bow for 1k"
Beacon's Perch
"Running to Droks 2k each (1k at Rankor, 1k at Droks). Several successful runs!"
"Can someone run me to Droks for free plz?"
"[insert name here] IS A SCAMMER!!"
"How do I get to next mission area?"
Lions Arch
"WTS UBER GODLY [weapon] With **SICK** Modz! 100k+6ecto!!" (or variations thereof)
"LFG Villany"
"Where is Wizard's Tower?"
"Running to Sanctum Cay 2k"
ToA
"Ranger LFG Trap team for smite run/spider"
"LFG FoW need 2 monks, spiker, nuker, blood necro, tanks"
"How do I get to UW?"
"LFG Galrath"
Druids Outlook
"WTS Ebon Spider Legs 100g each"
Aurora Glade
"LFG Bonus Only! Must know what theyre doing"
Henge of Denravi
"Running to Maguuma Stade 2k"
"Where is the Skill Trainer?"
Amnoon Oasis
"Running to Augury 2k"
"Is there an Arena Here?"
Augury Rock
"How do I ascend?"
"Running to Elona's 2k"
Elona Reach
"LFG for people who don't quit!"
"LFG want monks!"
Tombs
"LFG 2 spikers, smite & heal monk, blood necro, W/Me with backfire, E/W, W/R with pet & IWAY+interrupts, must have TS & ventrilo. No n00bz!"
Droknar's Forge
"WTS 230 wood, 151 iron, 213 tanned hide, 78 cloth @ 10g each"
"Where is Sorrow's Furnace?"
Moladune
"LFG Infuse Run ONLY"
Thunderhead
"GLF for monks & ppl who don't quit"
"Where are all the f**king monks?"
"I hate this mission!"
"Experienced group with 2 monks already looking for a 3rd! We know the glitch!!"
Ember Light Camp
"[insert random unintelligable text here] 11111111111"
"[insert random unintelligable text here] 22222222222"
"[insert random unintelligable text here] 33333333333" (etc)
"Anyone want to farm Perditions/Elite caps?"
"Anyone want to go over the wall with me?"
"LFG for Signet"
"Selling Blue Dye 200g"
"How do I get a belt pouch?"
"Any1 no where Regent Valley iz?"
"Every1 get nekkid & dance!!!"
Post-Sear Ascalon
"WTS Great weps for nubs."
"Extreme Dethmongerzz is now recruiting. Grate guild with kool cape! Guild hall soon! WM!!"
"Can sum1 spare 1k I just came over and need to buy armour"
"Running to Piken 1k, Yaks 2k"
"WTS MAX Firey Dragon Sword 2k OMFG l33t!"
"WTB Green bow for 1k"
Beacon's Perch
"Running to Droks 2k each (1k at Rankor, 1k at Droks). Several successful runs!"
"Can someone run me to Droks for free plz?"
"[insert name here] IS A SCAMMER!!"
"How do I get to next mission area?"
Lions Arch
"WTS UBER GODLY [weapon] With **SICK** Modz! 100k+6ecto!!" (or variations thereof)
"LFG Villany"
"Where is Wizard's Tower?"
"Running to Sanctum Cay 2k"
ToA
"Ranger LFG Trap team for smite run/spider"
"LFG FoW need 2 monks, spiker, nuker, blood necro, tanks"
"How do I get to UW?"
"LFG Galrath"
Druids Outlook
"WTS Ebon Spider Legs 100g each"
Aurora Glade
"LFG Bonus Only! Must know what theyre doing"
Henge of Denravi
"Running to Maguuma Stade 2k"
"Where is the Skill Trainer?"
Amnoon Oasis
"Running to Augury 2k"
"Is there an Arena Here?"
Augury Rock
"How do I ascend?"
"Running to Elona's 2k"
Elona Reach
"LFG for people who don't quit!"
"LFG want monks!"
Tombs
"LFG 2 spikers, smite & heal monk, blood necro, W/Me with backfire, E/W, W/R with pet & IWAY+interrupts, must have TS & ventrilo. No n00bz!"
Droknar's Forge
"WTS 230 wood, 151 iron, 213 tanned hide, 78 cloth @ 10g each"
"Where is Sorrow's Furnace?"
Moladune
"LFG Infuse Run ONLY"
Thunderhead
"GLF for monks & ppl who don't quit"
"Where are all the f**king monks?"
"I hate this mission!"
"Experienced group with 2 monks already looking for a 3rd! We know the glitch!!"
Ember Light Camp
"[insert random unintelligable text here] 11111111111"
"[insert random unintelligable text here] 22222222222"
"[insert random unintelligable text here] 33333333333" (etc)
"Anyone want to farm Perditions/Elite caps?"
Numa Pompilius
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Originally Posted by Ryun
Most overused on these forums -- "ftw."
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Hanuman li Tosh
F T W. (for the win)
Warlix
Favorite quote from all nubz!
(((((can i have some gold plzzz)))
(((((can i have some gold plzzz)))
Xue Yi Liang
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Originally Posted by Warlix
Favorite quote from all nubz!
(((((can i have some gold plzzz))) |
Beggar: "can someone give me some gold? I need it for Droknar's armor."
Me: "What's wrong with going out and killing stuff?"
Beggar: "I don't have enough money ... it takes too long."
Me: "Yeah. It took me a long time to get that money, too. So you're basically just asking me to waste my time instead of yours."
Beggar: "I would go out to farm the money myself but I'm only level 7 -lol"
Me: "So you spent your money on a runner from Beacon's Perch?"
Beggar: "Yeah."
(discussion over)
Darkest Dawn
In Camp Rancor : LF Run to War camp
Run to War Camp 1K
Run to War Camp 1K
Darkest Dawn
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Originally Posted by Dan Mega
Some how I must have missed it.
RED ENGINE GORED ENGINE GORED ENGINE GORED ENGINE GO you, you stupid motherRED ENGINE GORED ENGINE GORED ENGINE GORED ENGINE GOer! Hope it works Edit: that was me testing it out, it wasn't directed at anyone |
Loch
On forums:
omg they nerfed farming
if ANet keeps nerfing no one will play
why dont they just nerf all the skills
And so on...
omg they nerfed farming
if ANet keeps nerfing no one will play
why dont they just nerf all the skills
And so on...
Sir Edri
I just saw this last night...
"LFG to fight dopple"
A few days ago, also in Augry Rock
"can someone help me beat dopple"
I don't know if they were being funny or plain clueless..
"LFG to fight dopple"
A few days ago, also in Augry Rock
"can someone help me beat dopple"
I don't know if they were being funny or plain clueless..
Aracos79
It's always interesting when someone decides to resurrect an old, random thread. Appropriate though... since I'm sure many of us are tired of the griping about the latest update. That's certainly been overused lately.