Rping (well sort of)
Link Ironhammer
This is a new kind of Rpg, you say a sentence and make a question for example
You are going out to battle and you need a weapon, you turn to your left and see.. A.Sword and Shield B.Fire Wand and Scroll What do you choose?
The Next Person answers the question and continues on from there, If we do this right, this could go far.
I will start.
You wake up and find yourself in a room with only a bed, there are 2 doors leading out of the room.... AThe Left Door B. The Right Door Which door do you choose?
You are going out to battle and you need a weapon, you turn to your left and see.. A.Sword and Shield B.Fire Wand and Scroll What do you choose?
The Next Person answers the question and continues on from there, If we do this right, this could go far.
I will start.
You wake up and find yourself in a room with only a bed, there are 2 doors leading out of the room.... AThe Left Door B. The Right Door Which door do you choose?
Storm Crow
you choose the right door and open it. It leads off into a dim hallway. You have two choices, A. COntinue through the door and down the hallway, or B. Go back and see what the left door has to offer...
Link Ironhammer
you continue down the hallway looking for a way out... You come to the end and see a door with no light underneath in front of you.. What do you do? Do you A Open the Door or B. turn around and go back to the room and try the left door..
hawk3y3
huh????? LINK AND ALICIA FINALLLY SOLVED THERE PROBLEMS???? AMAZING!!!!
Link Ironhammer
yep stay on topic
Targach
You try to open the door, its locked. Curious as you are you move your ear closer to the door and hold your breath hoping you hear something. You hear a scream what do you do?
A) You knock on the door and ask if everything is ok.
B) You turn around and walk back. Pretending you didnt hear anything.
A) You knock on the door and ask if everything is ok.
B) You turn around and walk back. Pretending you didnt hear anything.
Link Ironhammer
You kncok on the door and say "Is everything ok in there?" No one answers but you hear a click on the other side of the door. What do you do?
A. Open the Door
B. Run away screaming
A. Open the Door
B. Run away screaming
Targach
You carefully open the door. You see a a little girl pointing to a body on the ground. The girl says: "Help me, my daddy is sick." You walk toward the body on the ground when you suddenly see a black shadow moving through the window. What do you do?
A) Walk to the body and check what's wrong.
B) Go after the shadowy figure who jumped out of the window.
A) Walk to the body and check what's wrong.
B) Go after the shadowy figure who jumped out of the window.
Finch
You take out your chaos axe and chase the shadowy figure. It comes to its lair. You...
A)follow it into the lair
B) go back to the girl's dad
A)follow it into the lair
B) go back to the girl's dad
Targach
You check the ground. You see more footprints going to the lair. After considering the options you choose to go back to the Girl's dad and see if he is ok. After a long walk you come to the conclusion that you are lost. You come across a T section in the road. Now its time to make the desicion.
A) Take the left road leading to a deeper part in the woods.
B) Take the right road leading to an open plain.
A) Take the left road leading to a deeper part in the woods.
B) Take the right road leading to an open plain.
Banebow
You walk left, deeper into the woods. Shadows play across the trees, and you hear a wolf howl in the distance as the moon hangs to the west. Clutching your axe tighter, you
A) Prepare yourself and head farther in to the woods
B) Attempt to use the stars to guide you back to the injured man.
A) Prepare yourself and head farther in to the woods
B) Attempt to use the stars to guide you back to the injured man.
Racthoh
You prepare yourself, and head furthur into the woods. The cry of a wolf gets louder, and plays on your senses. Foolishly, you have been traveling west only to arrive face to face with the wolf. Fresh blood stains its face. Do you:
A) Engage the creature with your axe, slaying it with your might
B) Attempt to grapple and injure the beast. A wolf is a living creature afterall
C) Befriend the wolf by any means possible.
(Hope a 3rd choice is fine )
A) Engage the creature with your axe, slaying it with your might
B) Attempt to grapple and injure the beast. A wolf is a living creature afterall
C) Befriend the wolf by any means possible.
(Hope a 3rd choice is fine )
zerowingcats
Relying on instinct you engage in battle with the wolf. About to swing at it, the wolf takes a bite out of your right/left (whatever you use to hold the axe with) wrist, unabling you to hold an axe any longer. You take one stare into its eyes and see the look of a killer. The wolf lunges toward you.
Do you:
A.) Run and try to get yourself healed first.
B.) Confront the wolf in battle unarmed.
Do you:
A.) Run and try to get yourself healed first.
B.) Confront the wolf in battle unarmed.
ownage of teh elite
You confront the creature unarmed. Although the wolf is crazed with bloodlust, armed with deadly fangs and claws, your muscular build is enough to kill a bear with your own hands. Side stepping the wolves offensive leap, you
A) Grab the Wolf In Mid-Air And Attempt To Strangle It
B) Move away and prepare for the next attack
C) Agressively punch the wolf in mid-air
D) Scream like a girl, and wet your pants
A) Grab the Wolf In Mid-Air And Attempt To Strangle It
B) Move away and prepare for the next attack
C) Agressively punch the wolf in mid-air
D) Scream like a girl, and wet your pants
Rancour
You grab the wolf in mid-air but to your dismay you find that it's alot more than you bargained for! The wolf lands and hurls you through the air and the stands on top of you, ready to kill. You have a few seconds left so you...
A)Grab the nearest object (you choose) and use it against the wolf
B)Try kicking the wolf in the chest
C)Attempt to roll away
D)Shout something memerable and try to go down with honor
A)Grab the nearest object (you choose) and use it against the wolf
B)Try kicking the wolf in the chest
C)Attempt to roll away
D)Shout something memerable and try to go down with honor
zerowingcats
As you think that this is the end, you grab the closest thing you see (a rock) and stab it in the wolf's eye. Immediately, the wolf jumps off you, and starts wandering back into the woods from where it came, to give it time to heal.
Do you:
A.) Kill the wolf for all it's done to you.
B.) Let the wolf go and continue on your quest.
Do you:
A.) Kill the wolf for all it's done to you.
B.) Let the wolf go and continue on your quest.
ownage of teh elite
You decide to kill the wolf. The thing gave you enough trouble, and you've already seen blood stained upon it's white coat. The beast is a murderer. Running after the wolf, you spot it, lying on the ground, it's breath coming in short, desperate, rasps.
You suddenly feel a surge of sympathy.
The wolf is a natural predator, born to kill.
You can't blame it for killing other animals (Animals include Humans)
Or can You?
Looking down at the wolf
A~Kill it, put it out of it's misery
B~Leave it there, to suffer a slow and agonizing death
C~Use the healing powers of Dwayna upon the wolf
D~Walk away
You suddenly feel a surge of sympathy.
The wolf is a natural predator, born to kill.
You can't blame it for killing other animals (Animals include Humans)
Or can You?
Looking down at the wolf
A~Kill it, put it out of it's misery
B~Leave it there, to suffer a slow and agonizing death
C~Use the healing powers of Dwayna upon the wolf
D~Walk away
The undead Mesmer
Heal it in the hope that it doesnt kill you after you did.
The wolf runs away in the woods never to be seen again, Suddenly you hear the sound of flames you
A. check it out
or
B. walk away?
The wolf runs away in the woods never to be seen again, Suddenly you hear the sound of flames you
A. check it out
or
B. walk away?
zerowingcats
you run towards the flames, curious to see what is on fire. You arrive at a house , and can hear an infant in the second story crying. People are standing around, too scared to do go into the burning building.
Do you:
A.) Attempt to save the child
B.) Watch the building burn
Do you:
A.) Attempt to save the child
B.) Watch the building burn
XvArchonvX
Upon the screams of the hopeless child you sprint into the house and burst through teh door guarding your already bleeding hand in search of the source of the scream. When you think you have reached the child, you feel a chill upon your neck and sense a dark pressence. You:
a. Run as fast as you can aimlessly hoping you misheard the direction of the scream
b. Grab a nearby piece of burning wood and turn to face the unknown.
c. Ignore the feeling and call out for the child
a. Run as fast as you can aimlessly hoping you misheard the direction of the scream
b. Grab a nearby piece of burning wood and turn to face the unknown.
c. Ignore the feeling and call out for the child
fiery
this reminds of of the goosebumps books.. like hurry up and flip to page 45....now decide..green robot p 45. or blue robot p34... dont mind me ^^ just fun with flippy books
Shimus DarkRaven
As you grab a burning piece of wood and turn to face the unknown, it suddenly becomes evident you are certainly not alone, as you feel eyes on you from the shadows..You can A>Continue onwards, devoid of all feeling but to find the source of screams. B> Turn and yell, in an attempt to bolster your courage and scare away the presences or C> Press on, screaming for the source of the sceams itself, yelling into the unkown.
--The Shim
--The Shim
Guardian of the Light
Quote:
Originally Posted by Shimus DarkRaven
As you grab a burning piece of wood and turn to face the unknown, it suddenly becomes evident you are certainly not alone, as you feel eyes on you from the shadows..You can A>Continue onwards, devoid of all feeling but to find the source of screams. B> Turn and yell, in an attempt to bolster your courage and scare away the presences or C> Press on, screaming for the source of the sceams itself, yelling into the unkown.
--The Shim You push on depite all feelings telling you to run your find the child which transforms into a powerful mage which teleports you to an open field. He tells you that you have passed a test and now you can change you primary and secondary professions. Do you:
A: Change your Profession to (fill in professions here)
B: ATTACK THE MAGE
C: Tell the mage that he's a noob
--The Shim You push on depite all feelings telling you to run your find the child which transforms into a powerful mage which teleports you to an open field. He tells you that you have passed a test and now you can change you primary and secondary professions. Do you:
A: Change your Profession to (fill in professions here)
B: ATTACK THE MAGE
C: Tell the mage that he's a noob
Haroldo
You change your profession to W/N. As the mage proceeds to kick you in the groin, you...
A) Kick him in the groin first
B) Call him a noob
C) Hit him with the hanging gimp (had to put in a Pulp Fiction reference)
A) Kick him in the groin first
B) Call him a noob
C) Hit him with the hanging gimp (had to put in a Pulp Fiction reference)
Guardian of the Light
You kick the mage in the groin but it doesn't do anything. It turns out the mage is a girl . She kicks you in the groin and laughs at you. Do you:
A: Attack with a cyclone ax!
B: Try to hit on her (keep it CLEAN)
C: Call her a Noob
A: Attack with a cyclone ax!
B: Try to hit on her (keep it CLEAN)
C: Call her a Noob
SilenceWeaver
obviously you would choose
c. call her a noob and then kill her
but the next question is: do you do your mesmer river/tap dance on his corpse or do you run into the fiery pit of lava and dance there while screaming BURNING MAN HEALZ PLZ
c. call her a noob and then kill her
but the next question is: do you do your mesmer river/tap dance on his corpse or do you run into the fiery pit of lava and dance there while screaming BURNING MAN HEALZ PLZ
Guardian of the Light
You decide to tapdance on the corpse and then the last mage spell she uses kicks in and you appear in LA and you relize your armor is gone and all you have is your underpants. Everyoen laughs at you. Do you:
A: Call everyone noobs
B: Run away cring MOMMY
C: Do male warrior dance
A: Call everyone noobs
B: Run away cring MOMMY
C: Do male warrior dance
Alexmb7
After envelopping the ancient city with a chorus of "noob" you then realize the reprocussions this event could have. You causiously scan the faces of the many high level players, receiving but a cold stern look in return. Just then, a small, silver haired man steps out from the croud of onlookers. He then holds out a small rustic dagger, ripe with old age you scoff at the gesture.. then... the man simply says, " This dagger is the life blood of my race."
Do you
A) Blow off the angel haired man and rush to the nearest merchant for clothes
B) Receive the Dagger with open arms, unveiling many questions with no answer uttered from the old man's mouth
C) Quickly remove the dagger from the man's friendly soft hands and attempt a lunge at his heart
(plz stop making stupid posts like calling everything noobs or something like that)
Do you
A) Blow off the angel haired man and rush to the nearest merchant for clothes
B) Receive the Dagger with open arms, unveiling many questions with no answer uttered from the old man's mouth
C) Quickly remove the dagger from the man's friendly soft hands and attempt a lunge at his heart
(plz stop making stupid posts like calling everything noobs or something like that)
Symeon
Blow off the stupid man and rush for the clothes merchant. However, two evil looking mesmers block your way and are spamming /boo.
Do you:
A)Push the mesmers on the floor and call them noobs.
B)Start crying because you without clothes you are doomed.
C)Jump inside the cage in the merchant area, start dancing and hope you will make people like you so then you can get some clothes.
Do you:
A)Push the mesmers on the floor and call them noobs.
B)Start crying because you without clothes you are doomed.
C)Jump inside the cage in the merchant area, start dancing and hope you will make people like you so then you can get some clothes.
Synapse
You jump inside the cage and start dancing. You are such a sensation that people begin throwing gold and platinum at you.
Do you:
A) pick up all the Plat and gold and head for the clothes merchant.
B) accept an invitation to dance in the palace for the King.
C) keep dancing hoping for an early retirement.
Do you:
A) pick up all the Plat and gold and head for the clothes merchant.
B) accept an invitation to dance in the palace for the King.
C) keep dancing hoping for an early retirement.
Guardian of the Light
You keep dancing and hope for a early retirement. You pick up about 500K and get some cloths and retire .
But then a robber seeks into your house and steals your money .
Do you:
A) Chase after the robber
B) Run back to the cage and dance to earn more money
C) Call the Robber a Noob and challege him to a duel.
But then a robber seeks into your house and steals your money .
Do you:
A) Chase after the robber
B) Run back to the cage and dance to earn more money
C) Call the Robber a Noob and challege him to a duel.
Fiery Dreams
Hit her over the head with a quill pen.
for the pen is mighter than the sword
for the pen is mighter than the sword
Synapse
Quote:
Originally Posted by Guardian of the Light
You keep dancing and hope for a early retirement. You pick up about 500K and get some cloths and retire .
But then a robber seeks into your house and steals your money .
Do you:
A) Chase after the robber
B) Run back to the cage and dance to earn more money
C) Call the Robber a Noob and challege him to a duel. You chase after the robber. He runs through some familiar looking back streets and through a door. You open the door and enter and find yourself in the room you started in.........it contains a bed and two doors, Door A, the one you just came through and door B. You don't see the robber so do you:
A. Look under the bed for him.
B. Continue through door B.
C. Lie down on the bed and go to sleep.
But then a robber seeks into your house and steals your money .
Do you:
A) Chase after the robber
B) Run back to the cage and dance to earn more money
C) Call the Robber a Noob and challege him to a duel. You chase after the robber. He runs through some familiar looking back streets and through a door. You open the door and enter and find yourself in the room you started in.........it contains a bed and two doors, Door A, the one you just came through and door B. You don't see the robber so do you:
A. Look under the bed for him.
B. Continue through door B.
C. Lie down on the bed and go to sleep.
WTF
You lie down and go to sleep and when you wake up your hands are tied and one of your ears has been cut off. There is a small man in the room but he is asleep. Do you:
a: Wake him up
b: Try to free your hands and look for your ear
c: Go back to sleep
a: Wake him up
b: Try to free your hands and look for your ear
c: Go back to sleep
Symeon
You try to wake him up by screaming 'PSSSSSSSSSSSSSTTTTTTTTTTT!' really loudly, but he doesn't do anything. Is he dead? Is he drugged? Is he unconscious? Hmmm. Do you:
A: Continue screaming, though it looks like it won't help
B: Try to break out of the stuff you are tied up with
C: Look at the table right next to you and try to reach over to it because there is a nice big knife on it labelled 'suitable for rope cutting'.
A: Continue screaming, though it looks like it won't help
B: Try to break out of the stuff you are tied up with
C: Look at the table right next to you and try to reach over to it because there is a nice big knife on it labelled 'suitable for rope cutting'.
Synapse
You attempt to reach the knife and after several minutes you have it! After holding the knife between your knees and sawing your bound wrists back and forth across the blade you are free! You notice that the note that reads, "Suitable for rope cutting" has writing on the other side.....you read it: "Suitable for cutting off ears"
Ouchie! You remember that your ear has been cut off and reach for where it used to be. The blood is still wet..... You see bloody footprints on the floor leading through the now open door B. The small man is now awake and speaking to you but you only listen half as well as you used to. Do you:
A.) Stop him and ask him to start his story over.
B.) Assault him with the knife.
C.) Take the knife and depart through door B in search of the ear-napper
Ouchie! You remember that your ear has been cut off and reach for where it used to be. The blood is still wet..... You see bloody footprints on the floor leading through the now open door B. The small man is now awake and speaking to you but you only listen half as well as you used to. Do you:
A.) Stop him and ask him to start his story over.
B.) Assault him with the knife.
C.) Take the knife and depart through door B in search of the ear-napper
Symeon
After staring at the door for a while, you turn to the man on the floor talking and tell him that you weren't listening, and ask if he could please begin again. But at this the man merely begins howling like a wolf, and when he opens his mouth it reveals a bloody mess.
Do you:
A) Run away through Door B to follow the blood trail
B) Assault the man, and look more closely at his mouth
C) Ask the man politely if he ate your ear
Do you:
A) Run away through Door B to follow the blood trail
B) Assault the man, and look more closely at his mouth
C) Ask the man politely if he ate your ear
megalomaniac_mutant
you run after the footprints, but the moment you are through the door, the lanscape changes, and you are in the middle of the mountains, not knowing how you got there.
you:
a) run back through the door and go talk to the man, muttering to yourself that this is nonsense
b) you explore the mountains
c) you grab your cell phone and say " Link, where am i????"
you:
a) run back through the door and go talk to the man, muttering to yourself that this is nonsense
b) you explore the mountains
c) you grab your cell phone and say " Link, where am i????"
Symeon
You attempt to run back but stop abruptly and luckily too, because there is a sheer mountain rockface going down as far as you can see. You then also reach in your pocket for your cell phone, but you seem to have lost it.
Do you:
A) Turn around and try to explore the area you've come into
B) Sit down and cry
C) Jump off the mountainside and scream 'GERONIMO!', praying crazily to all that is holy that you will land on something soft.
Do you:
A) Turn around and try to explore the area you've come into
B) Sit down and cry
C) Jump off the mountainside and scream 'GERONIMO!', praying crazily to all that is holy that you will land on something soft.
megalomaniac_mutant
you sit down and crie, not noticing the snow effin aproaching from bihind and hitting you over the head with a club. You wake up hours later, in a freezing cave and notice that the snow effin gnawed your remaining ear off, and is eating it joyfully.
You:
a) run as far as you can and look for the nearest telephone cabin
b) you kick his head with all your might
c) you try to recover your ear and glue it back on
d) you try to sneak away
You:
a) run as far as you can and look for the nearest telephone cabin
b) you kick his head with all your might
c) you try to recover your ear and glue it back on
d) you try to sneak away