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Sledge

Academy Page

Join Date: May 2005

Denver, Co

Doom Brigade

E/Me

27 Sep 2005 at 20:26 - 1

OMG ROFL!!

I just went into options to kill the music. Not because I don't like the music. It just gets old after awhile.

Well, anyway, I was going to set my language filter. So instead I opened the language drop down and at the bottom of the list was a choice for Bork-Bork-Bork.

ROFL, someone has a sense of humor somewhere.

I really didnt know the Swedish Chef worked for A-net.

[FnG] Lazz

Frost Gate Guardian

Join Date: Sep 2005

Fun 'n' Games

W/Mo

27 Sep 2005 at 21:20 - 2

In the Northern Shiverpeaks there are quite a few monsters (like the stone summit howlers for example). There's also a particular monster, which name I cant remember, which tends to do the stomp move quite a lot.

I remember I was once fighting the big beast and both him and the howler was attacking me and just as the beast stomped the ground, the howler died.

I found it pretty funny how he somehow managed to kill one of the people on his side accidently

mm00re

Frost Gate Guardian

Join Date: May 2005

In a van down by the river :)

After Dark Club [REAL]

W/Mo

27 Sep 2005 at 21:26 - 3

stupid n00b healer, i will haxxor your account!!

all I could do is stand there and laugh

Charcoal Ann

Wilds Pathfinder

Join Date: Jul 2005

In a World of BADGERS!

Eternal Flame Brotherhood

27 Sep 2005 at 21:34 - 4

zee bork bork bork! lungooege-a hes three-a deeelects und thees is (i theenk) a sleeght fereeeshun ooff zee deeelect used in Gooeeld Vers. Um gesh dee bork, bork! i theenk it is a funtesteec idea. zee lungooege-a ooff zee sveedeesh cheff is sooppurted by guugle-a (elung veet kleengun, hecker und peeg leteen) i theenk ve-a shuoold peteeshun fur zee remufel ooff neshunel lungooeges und hefe-a Bork bork bork! es zee oonly lungooege-a oon Gooeeld vers. Um gesh dee bork, bork! tees elmust understundeble-a iff yuoo sey it oooot luood. Bork bork bork!

say the above paragraph out loud if you are having trouble understanding it.

mm00re

Frost Gate Guardian

Join Date: May 2005

In a van down by the river :)

After Dark Club [REAL]

W/Mo

27 Sep 2005 at 21:41 - 5

Quote:

Originally Posted by Charcoal Ann

zee bork bork bork! lungooege-a hes three-a deeelects und thees is (i theenk) a sleeght fereeeshun ooff zee deeelect used in Gooeeld Vers. Um gesh dee bork, bork! i theenk it is a funtesteec idea. zee lungooege-a ooff zee sveedeesh cheff is sooppurted by guugle-a (elung veet kleengun, hecker und peeg leteen) i theenk ve-a shuoold peteeshun fur zee remufel ooff neshunel lungooeges und hefe-a Bork bork bork! es zee oonly lungooege-a oon Gooeeld vers. Um gesh dee bork, bork! tees elmust understundeble-a iff yuoo sey it oooot luood. Bork bork bork!

AAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!

ROFL

knives

Jungle Guide

Join Date: Jun 2005

USA

Grenths Rejects [GR]

Me/

27 Sep 2005 at 21:55 - 6

A monk in random arena that charged 1k for them to stay, saying: I don't give free wins."

Sledge

Academy Page

Join Date: May 2005

Denver, Co

Doom Brigade

E/Me

27 Sep 2005 at 22:04 - 7

Quote:

Originally Posted by Charcoal Ann

zee bork bork bork! lungooege-a hes three-a deeelects und thees is (i theenk) a sleeght fereeeshun ooff zee deeelect used in Gooeeld Vers. Um gesh dee bork, bork! i theenk it is a funtesteec idea. zee lungooege-a ooff zee sveedeesh cheff is sooppurted by guugle-a (elung veet kleengun, hecker und peeg leteen) i theenk ve-a shuoold peteeshun fur zee remufel ooff neshunel lungooeges und hefe-a Bork bork bork! es zee oonly lungooege-a oon Gooeeld vers. Um gesh dee bork, bork! tees elmust understundeble-a iff yuoo sey it oooot luood. Bork bork bork!

say the above paragraph out loud if you are having trouble understanding it.

AHHHHHHH, my eyes!! lol

unienaule

I dunt even get "Retired"

Join Date: Aug 2005

Fifteen Over Fifty [Rare]

27 Sep 2005 at 22:19 - 8

Funniest thing I've ever seen? Water and earth sup runes are sold out right now. Yes, you heard that right.

Dead Panda

Frost Gate Guardian

Join Date: Jul 2005

N/Me

27 Sep 2005 at 22:40 - 9

The funniest thing I saw was summoning 20 bone fiends while I was in a party with friends, then BiPing myself to death.

Good times.

KuTeBaka

Wilds Pathfinder

Join Date: May 2005

27 Sep 2005 at 22:43 - 10

http://www.guildwarsguru.com/forum/s...ad.php?t=62363
wasnt me but that is just hilarious.

kvndoom

Forge Runner

Join Date: Jul 2005

Communistwealth of Virginia

Uninstalled

W/Mo

28 Sep 2005 at 00:19 - 11

Floating Armors in Thirsty River. What goes up doesn't always come down.

Also, anyone ever notice how the Jade Armors start "humping" you sometimes when they get within striking distance? They just start bouncing up and down repeatedly for no reason I can think of. I've noticed it before, but had forgotten until today when I was helping Guildies do Iron Mines and had to fight Markis' guards at the end. Dey so hawwwny...

Navaros

Forge Runner

Join Date: Apr 2005

Mo/Me

28 Sep 2005 at 00:24 - 12

i always found it funny how Shadows and Skeletons in fissure will have text like "@#$%&*!" float over their heads when they are fighting each other

i didn't know they spoke English, much less swear in English

and it's all the more ironic that the good guys in the game say "damn" all the time - which is also a swear word - yet the devs don't censor that one

smurfhunter

Banned

Join Date: Aug 2005

my w/mo uses mending, orison, and healing breeze. you cant kill him.

Sand Scorpions [SS]

W/Mo

28 Sep 2005 at 00:47 - 13

Quote:

Originally Posted by knives

A monk in random arena that charged 1k for them to stay, saying: I don't give free wins."

ROFL that is awesome.

my funniest would have to be bomb builds. we have plans to make it even more funny, so stay tune tonight especially

lg5000

Jungle Guide

Join Date: Jul 2005

Australia

28 Sep 2005 at 00:49 - 14

Quote:

Originally Posted by Navaros

i always found it funny how Shadows and Skeletons in fissure will have text like "@#$%&*!" float over their heads when they are fighting each other

i didn't know they spoke English, much less swear in English

and it's all the more ironic that the good guys in the game say "damn" all the time - which is also a swear word - yet the devs don't censor that one

Ahh.. that's why I like cry of frustration

nothing like watching monsters swear.

Tarot Ribos

Frost Gate Guardian

Join Date: Jul 2005

Me/E

28 Sep 2005 at 00:53 - 15

I liked the messed-up swear filter...

"I'm attacking ----ed Cleric!"

Of course, you only see the filter happen in the little speech bubble over the character's head... not in the chat window... but still... ANET CENSORED ITSELF!

Oh yeah, and... BORK BORK BORK!

sybban

Lion's Arch Merchant

Join Date: Apr 2005

Beaufort Fun Park

I don't remember the guild name

Mo/W

28 Sep 2005 at 01:29 - 16

2 N/Mo in HoH dominating everyone with an army of lag inducing pets. We watched in horror as it was being built. I haven't played in awhile so I don't know if this is popular now:P

Manda Panda

Frost Gate Guardian

Join Date: Sep 2005

Shadow Wanderers

28 Sep 2005 at 01:37 - 17

Probably when I was doing the D'Alessio seaboard mission. We were at the part where you protect Confessor Dorian from all the undead, and a guy on my team types, "Mr. Owl, why is Confessor Dorian such a noob?" It's not as funny now, but at the time it cracked me up.

Ultimate_Gaara

Desert Nomad

Join Date: Jun 2005

BC, Canada.. how aboot that eh?

28 Sep 2005 at 02:58 - 18

I turned on another language during random pvp for the heck of it... needless to say we lost

Rhidan Rennon

Ascalonian Squire

Join Date: Jul 2005

Crimson Brethren

R/W

28 Sep 2005 at 03:17 - 19

Makkert

Black Beast of Aarrrrgghh

Join Date: May 2005

The Netherlands

The Biggyverse [PLEB] // Servants of Fortuna [SoF]

28 Sep 2005 at 04:38 - 20

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rhidan Rennon

lucky you.

I find Oink still the topdog (toppig?). Who doesn't love 'revenge of the killerpigs' - an ANet Movie

Rushing Wind

Lion's Arch Merchant

Join Date: Feb 2005

Within the dense fog of my own mind

Servants of Fortuna [SoF]

W/E

28 Sep 2005 at 06:06 - 21

Everyone in the group but one was a guildie. They were in the area just past the "infuse armor" quest hunting down Murrsat (hope I spelled that right). What made it entertaining was that the extra in the group was trying to get any Murrsat garment that fell. So he'd ask anyone and everyone for garment drops. Here's how he asked...

"can I hace you musat gammet?"

No one could understand what he was saying and it wasn't til the end that they (since I wasn't in the group) figured out that he was after freebie Murrsat Garments.

(You may have had to be there)

Sinjin

Academy Page

Join Date: Sep 2005

Mile High Club [mile]

Mo/

28 Sep 2005 at 13:20 - 22

Quote:

Originally Posted by Bahala

Everyone in the group but one was a guildie. They were in the area just past the "infuse armor" quest hunting down Murrsat (hope I spelled that right). What made it entertaining was that the extra in the group was trying to get any Murrsat garment that fell. So he'd ask anyone and everyone for garment drops. Here's how he asked...

"can I hace you musat gammet?" :confused:

No one could understand what he was saying and it wasn't til the end that they (since I wasn't in the group) figured out that he was after freebie Murrsat Garments.

(You may have had to be there)

hahaha - this cracks me up!

The funniest I ever saw when I was outside Lion's Arch with 1 live player, and henchies. I dropped my beautiful pendent and pre-sear armor (which I mistakenly carried with me till then). The live player promptly cleaned up the 4 pieces of armor and pendent.

I dont know, but that had made me laugh.

Another time was when an elementalist got rebirthed out of a pit of lava, and then walked right back into it, only to burn to death :P

The undead Mesmer

Delphian Scribe

Join Date: May 2005

Holland

No guild ;_;

N/Me

28 Sep 2005 at 13:34 - 23

in GvG when whe almost lost to a flame arrow ranger team *they are a hell for casters* when i got a monk in sight i whas thinking easy kill ^^ when i got close she started screaming ''dont kill me plz dont kill AAAAAAAH'' whell i thought meh lets kill here i ran up beated her in 2 hits *she whas using here 105/55 build but whe drained here chanties* after that she got rezzed killed here again i think i whas picking on here

.

and in a mission i whas saying to everybody i could see ''persons name here.... i am your father''

when suddenly one started to spam the whole starwars conversation ^^ all the way from yoda till the lil counciller.

Hanuman li Tosh

Lion's Arch Merchant

Join Date: Sep 2005

garden of the gods, CO

Over Powered

N/

28 Sep 2005 at 13:44 - 24

funniest thing i saw was during the pvpx weekend. in random 4v4 at the begining of the match this guy on the other team says "press alt F4 for game stats". so i type in the trade channel "has left the game".

one of the guys on my team goes "omfg that noob quit" and then left the game.

EF2NYD

Wilds Pathfinder

Join Date: Jun 2005

28 Sep 2005 at 14:42 - 25

A 55hp warrior build in random arena. He charged, but I had shatter enchantment.

zehly

Sunshine

Join Date: Jul 2005

The Wired

Daughters of Ananke

Mo/E

28 Sep 2005 at 14:52 - 26

When you're drunk with 30 dwarven ale, everything is funny.

purrfect

Ascalonian Squire

Join Date: Sep 2005

East asia

E/Me

28 Sep 2005 at 14:58 - 27

people going "wwwwwwwwwwwsssssssaaaadddddwsadwasdi cant move!!"

Saner the Stoner

Ascalonian Squire

Join Date: Sep 2005

Stoners In Ascalon

W/E

28 Sep 2005 at 15:01 - 28

Quote:

Originally Posted by purrfect

people going "wwwwwwwwwwwsssssssaaaadddddwsadwasdi cant move!!"

Hehe, never done that

honest

MSecorsky

Furnace Stoker

Join Date: Jun 2005

So Cal

The Sinister Vanguard

Me/

28 Sep 2005 at 15:30 - 29

Ah, that poor wa/mo in the team arenas... his whole team left him before the battle started, was 4 on 1. He challenged my ranger (of all people) to 1v1.

He left before I got the kill, though. Sigh...

User Name

Banned

Join Date: Sep 2005

28 Sep 2005 at 15:40 - 30

Quote:

Originally Posted by zehly

When you're drunk with 30 dwarven ale, everything is funny.

I took 107 Dwarven Ales once...I couldn't play for like an hour....unfortunately it didn't appear as though my character got any drunker than he would have on 30 Ales...it just lasted longer. He shoulda been keeled over in the corner of the outpost puking.

michaelp68

Ascalonian Squire

Join Date: Sep 2005

Connecticut

>O< The Package

Me/E

28 Sep 2005 at 15:41 - 31

Quote:

Originally Posted by purrfect

people going "wwwwwwwwwwwsssssssaaaadddddwsadwasdi cant move!!"

Now that's funny. Glad I'm not the only one....

kawaii_bat

Lion's Arch Merchant

Join Date: Sep 2005

Canada, Gatineau

None

Mo/R

28 Sep 2005 at 16:13 - 32

I was doing a infusion run with a group of 8 and we got to the first bridge.

We where being tailed by ...like 8 thousand trolls.

when suddendly...
POOF

We all rammed into the underside of the bridge (all of us) so we where goin like WTF! runnign around floating ... generally bugging everywhere, when the trolls appeard under/inside the bridge and started hacking at us.

Can you imagine a Party fighting trolls *inside* a bridge or floating diagonally upi and down and all around is like?

VERY VERY FUNNY!

(not to mention disorienting)
We stayed together generally laughing and cussing and just....ah ! it was just hilarious. Wish you guys could have seen it!

dr_james2k

Frost Gate Guardian

Join Date: Sep 2005

The Guild of Kings

Me/E

28 Sep 2005 at 16:23 - 33

My friend told me of when he started with a group in the wilds and immediatly some one ran into several patrol groups telling them that he would act as bait. Suprisingly no one in the group bothered to save him.

Also another member of my guild met a Leeroy jenkins wannabe who repeatidly said: D you know who I am? Leeroy Jenkins! LEEROY JENKINS!! He did the inevitable, ran into a group of enemies and died. But the best bit was his corpse screaming: LEEROY JENKINS!!

hmyk

Frost Gate Guardian

Join Date: Jul 2005

Finland

Mul On Mese

28 Sep 2005 at 16:27 - 34

When W/Mo doesn't want to show her/his MENDING in pvp..

Frank The Tank

Frost Gate Guardian

Join Date: Jul 2005

W/Mo

28 Sep 2005 at 16:43 - 35

I was in a PUG group early in the game with one other real person and like 4 henchies. The other person was trying to ask Little Thom what skills he was bringing. I was laughing so hard, I had to leave.

Xue Yi Liang

Jungle Guide

Join Date: May 2005

Northern CA

Outlaws of the Water Margin

Mo/Me

28 Sep 2005 at 16:43 - 36

This one never gets old. Questing in the UW:

There was a jerk W/Mo with us. I'll just call him "Bozo."

Team Leader: Come on. Stop rushing!
Bozo: Ha Ha Ha. STFU u noobs!
Me: What's your problem?
Bozo: u. thats my problem
Me: Last warning, buddy.
Bozo: F*UCK U!!!!!!!!
Me: ok
I yank Unyielding Aura and Bozo drops dead. Everyone on the team laughs themselves silly
Bozo: OMG WTF?
Team Leader: LMAO. Unyielding Aura?
Me: yep
Bozo: wtf happened?
Team Leader: looks like you had a heart attack
The rest of the team danced and /jumped up and down on his body as he begged to be rezzed
Me: you're on a time-out. I'll rez you in 30 seconds.

That's probably my single most satisfying moment in the game.
This wasn't the only jerk I did this to, but this guy was completely clueless as to what happened. His response was perfect. The party's response was perfect, too.

Saner the Stoner

Ascalonian Squire

Join Date: Sep 2005

Stoners In Ascalon

W/E

28 Sep 2005 at 16:44 - 37

I once say a person who was called (for example i cant remember his real name) "King Jeff"

When someone called him Jeff he screamed

"hacker how did you know my name"

Of course he then thought about it for a second and said sorry, but it was funy at the time.

Aganon

Ascalonian Squire

Join Date: Sep 2005

Diviners Of Harmony [dOh]

W/

28 Sep 2005 at 16:51 - 38

A Warrior/Monk in tombs saying:

...... : I can heal!! Invite me! I'm a healer!

Elena

Desert Nomad

Join Date: May 2005

Belgium

28 Sep 2005 at 16:59 - 39

Quote:

Originally Posted by Xue Yi Liang

This one never gets old. Questing in the UW:

There was a jerk W/Mo with us. I'll just call him "Bozo."

Team Leader: Come on. Stop rushing!
Bozo: Ha Ha Ha. STFU u noobs!
Me: What's your problem?
Bozo: u. thats my problem
Me: Last warning, buddy.
Bozo: F*UCK U!!!!!!!!
Me: ok
I yank Unyielding Aura and Bozo drops dead. Everyone on the team laughs themselves silly
Bozo: OMG WTF?
Team Leader: LMAO. Unyielding Aura?
Me: yep
Bozo: wtf happened?
Team Leader: looks like you had a heart attack
The rest of the team danced and /jumped up and down on his body as he begged to be rezzed
Me: you're on a time-out. I'll rez you in 30 seconds.

That's probably my single most satisfying moment in the game.
This wasn't the only jerk I did this to, but this guy was completely clueless as to what happened. His response was perfect. The party's response was perfect, too.

oh the lovely power of being a monk ^^

Count Feanor

Krytan Explorer

Join Date: Jun 2005

Hellsing Organization or... RIGHT BEHIND YOU!!

The Royal Priesthood

N/W

28 Sep 2005 at 17:07 - 40

You can yank enchantments off of allies?