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kawaii_bat

Lion's Arch Merchant

Join Date: Sep 2005

Canada, Gatineau

None

Mo/R

28 Sep 2005 at 17:12 - 41

Quote:

Originally Posted by Count Feanor

You can yank enchantments off of allies?

Unyielding Aura {Elite} - Enchantment Spell
Bring target dead ally back to life at full health and full energy. If you stop maintaining this "Enchantment" or the Enchantment is removed, that ally dies. Deaths while enchanted with Unyielding Aura do not incur a death penalty. (50% chance of failure with Divine Favor 4 or less.)

That' what he used. He just double clicked it to stop maintaining.

Shyft the Pyro

Wilds Pathfinder

Join Date: Sep 2005

NYC, USA

E/Mo

28 Sep 2005 at 17:16 - 42

Quote:

Originally Posted by Count Feanor

You can yank enchantments off of allies?

Unyielding Aura has a maintenance cost. When you're maintaining an enchantment, a small icon apprears on your screen, usually above your energy bar. By double-clicking it, you can drop the enchantment.

Funniest thing I've seen? A guildie telling me he needs me to level him through a few missions because, in his words: "I kill like old people f*ck - slow and sloppy."

mm00re

Frost Gate Guardian

Join Date: May 2005

In a van down by the river :)

After Dark Club [REAL]

W/Mo

28 Sep 2005 at 17:27 - 43

Quote:

Originally Posted by Count Feanor

You can yank enchantments off of allies?

if you are the one that puts the enchantment on them yes, quite easily

Yichi

Furnace Stoker

Join Date: Sep 2005

Guild Hall, Vent, Guesting, PvE, or the occasional HA match...

Dark Alley [dR]

28 Sep 2005 at 17:54 - 44

Quote:

Originally Posted by KuTeBaka

http://www.guildwarsguru.com/forum/s...ad.php?t=62363
wasnt me but that is just hilarious.

/bowdown

i think id have to stop playing or switch to a different location if i ever saw anything like that

MadOnion

Lion's Arch Merchant

Join Date: May 2005

28 Sep 2005 at 21:42 - 45

Comp arena: (1 vs. 4) Very funny and quite satisfying:

Shiny Catalyst

Ascalonian Squire

Join Date: Sep 2005

Sunshine State

The Chaos Tormentor

W/Me

28 Sep 2005 at 22:02 - 46

Quote:

Originally Posted by Navaros

and it's all the more ironic that the good guys in the game say "damn" all the time - which is also a swear word - yet the devs don't censor that one

I found out one day because i was a tank i had to call and monsters with names like damned cleric and things will show up like "I'm attacking ------ Cleric"

Legendary Battousai

Lion's Arch Merchant

Join Date: Jul 2005

CA

[Ryuk]

W/A

28 Sep 2005 at 22:18 - 47

Going into underworld with echo'd unyeilding aura and faster recharge. got my whole team on unyeilding and as soon as someone said something, i killed the whole team

.... and i was an invincimonk with a lot of time

MSecorsky

Furnace Stoker

Join Date: Jun 2005

So Cal

The Sinister Vanguard

Me/

28 Sep 2005 at 22:28 - 48

Quote:

Originally Posted by Legendary Battousai

Going into underworld with echo'd unyeilding aura and faster recharge. got my whole team on unyeilding and as soon as someone said something, i killed the whole team

.... and i was an invincimonk with a lot of time

Funny? That's just flat out ignorant, stupid and rude. Idiot behavior that taints the game.

Teufel Eldritch

Krytan Explorer

Join Date: Apr 2005

Shadar Logoth

The Legendary Majestic 12

N/

29 Sep 2005 at 01:35 - 49

A FemMez in the RoF(can't remember which mission) that was wearing 2 Sup Runes, tanking, dyeing a lot & then blaming(w/quite a few curse words thrown in) our kick ass Monk.

Pillz_veritas

Krytan Explorer

Join Date: Jun 2005

Fun Loving Gamers

R/Mo

29 Sep 2005 at 02:00 - 50

http://www.thegamerslodge.com/video/GWTVfG.wmv - Must Use internet explorer to load.

That is the funniest thing EVAR!

the last 30 seconds are sooo amazing.

Rushing Wind

Lion's Arch Merchant

Join Date: Feb 2005

Within the dense fog of my own mind

Servants of Fortuna [SoF]

W/E

29 Sep 2005 at 08:11 - 51

2 GWENS?!?!

That was an awesome vid! I guess it can only go for so long before it kinda drags.

Enter: Gwen - from the ground up

Kinda reminds me of some great times at the end of the March BWE when Gwen went evil on everyone to end that weekend.

You weren't kidding... still busting a gut over that one.

Makkert

Black Beast of Aarrrrgghh

Join Date: May 2005

The Netherlands

The Biggyverse [PLEB] // Servants of Fortuna [SoF]

29 Sep 2005 at 08:28 - 52

Quote:

Originally Posted by Hanuman li Tosh

funniest thing i saw was during the pvpx weekend. in random 4v4 at the begining of the match this guy on the other team says "press alt F4 for game stats". so i type in the trade channel "has left the game".

one of the guys on my team goes "omfg that noob quit" and then left the game.

yeah, that is old an lame joke.
I see it every now and then in pvp.
One time one of the opponents tried it again....
And one of his own teammates felt for it.

We made fun of him for the rest of the (short) match.

dr_james2k

Frost Gate Guardian

Join Date: Sep 2005

The Guild of Kings

Me/E

29 Sep 2005 at 09:29 - 53

Actually the best thing I personally saw was when me and a guilde were in the desert finishing a few quests and a sand worm came up out of the sand (where else?) and started to attack us, so we ran for some stone ground (where the fallen statues are) and the guilde said: "I'd like to see that worm come through this!" At which point it came out of the stone work and started to attack a nearby npc. "Well, he sured showed me!"
Also hastling people who think they can reserve the fountain in LA for them and their guilde to dance on for screenshots.

Tiela

Academy Page

Join Date: Jul 2005

Belgium, Europe

Lions des Flandres

Me/Mo

29 Sep 2005 at 09:33 - 54

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pillz_veritas

http://www.thegamerslodge.com/video/GWTVfG.wmv - Must Use internet explorer to load.
That is the funniest thing EVAR!
the last 30 seconds are sooo amazing.

Can someone explain me this ???!!!

t-kma89

Academy Page

Join Date: Jun 2005

Brisbane, AUSTRALIA

W/Mo

29 Sep 2005 at 09:38 - 55

It's not funny, it's just retarded. Requires extra talanted player using 3 professions. WTS :P .

Garlic ftw

Pre-Searing Cadet

Join Date: Sep 2005

29 Sep 2005 at 10:02 - 56

Sword pommel of fortitude:30hp(90-120k)..........................25 HP (4k)

Ahh, I nearly peed my pants when I saw this. The difference of 5hp is 96k? Oh god, I gotta remember to go to the bathroom before I read price guides for guild wars. And I though EQ had a wack job economy.

Makkert

Black Beast of Aarrrrgghh

Join Date: May 2005

The Netherlands

The Biggyverse [PLEB] // Servants of Fortuna [SoF]

29 Sep 2005 at 10:05 - 57

Quote:

Originally Posted by t-kma89

It's not funny, it's just retarded. Requires extra talanted player using 3 professions. WTS :P .

or an ele/monk that doesn't give a damn about wanding

t-kma89

Academy Page

Join Date: Jun 2005

Brisbane, AUSTRALIA

W/Mo

29 Sep 2005 at 10:35 - 58

Quote:

Originally Posted by Makkert

or an ele/monk that doesn't give a damn about wanding

True, just that it won't recieve full benefits. Still retarded. They should fix this. Petition!

Naprius

Frost Gate Guardian

Join Date: Sep 2005

mtricht

Limburgse Jagers

W/Mo

29 Sep 2005 at 10:40 - 59

i thought it was pretty funny when i was in fow and saw a dragon lich butt sticking out of a tent

MSecorsky

Furnace Stoker

Join Date: Jun 2005

So Cal

The Sinister Vanguard

Me/

29 Sep 2005 at 15:19 - 60

Quote:

Originally Posted by t-kma89

It's not funny, it's just retarded. Requires extra talanted player using 3 professions. WTS :P .

Perhaps it's a staff that provides benefits to up to three different class combinations? Very versatile, even though the tradeoff is less specific benefits for any single class combo.

Wretchman Drake

Jungle Guide

Join Date: Sep 2005

Charr Carvings and [BeeR]

29 Sep 2005 at 15:26 - 61

The funniest thing I've seen is a guy die in a town! LOL here's proof!
http://i3.photobucket.com/albums/y89...ar56/gw170.jpg
(me with my noob silver armor and stupid secondary class (farming is better if ur a monk

... Now I'm all black

)

Freddeh

Academy Page

Join Date: Jun 2005

Furies

Me/

29 Sep 2005 at 15:34 - 62

Wow i remember something that was funny as hell.

I was doing some questing with a group outside of druids overlook and we were screwin around randomly on the map while we were running back and forth trying to figure out which way to go :P

Then one of our teammates is like "This is XXXXX's Mom, why do you have to be so childish."

Needless to say we broke out in hilarity. The 'Mom' continued to plead with us and call us little children and then just left. Not as funny in the retelling but at the time i was lmao. XD

Arton

Academy Page

Join Date: Jul 2005

Ancient Spirits

E/Me

29 Sep 2005 at 17:17 - 63

Me and a couple of guildies were in Iron Mines skill capping. We bypassed Marcus and went to find a boss I was looking for. As soon as we find him I fall through a hole in the map and Claude the Henchman stands on my head and blocks me from getting out.

Thank goodness for Rebirth.

Chad

Academy Page

Join Date: May 2005

Oregon

[MB] Moa Birds for life

29 Sep 2005 at 18:31 - 64

After my guild beat their guild in a tombs battle:

We got a good laugh out of that.

Iere

Frost Gate Guardian

Join Date: Sep 2005

Midnights Revenge [MiRe]

Mo/Me

29 Sep 2005 at 19:04 - 65

Less "ahaha" and more like "wtf?"

I play some random arena at times, and I was playing with my PvP prot mo/me. Got in a group with a Mo/e (healing with wards), a W/Mo (who was RED ENGINE GORED ENGINE GORED ENGINE GORED ENGINE GOing kickass and completely allayed my fears of all W/Mos), and a Me/N (I think).

We won the ten games it takes to bump you up to team arena. Only one of them was non-flawless.

We thought we were going to lose, right? So we said beforehand "we're just some nubs from random arena ;_; we don't belong here!".

Flawless victory. I think the final count was nine flawlesses in team before I had to go. And the last one we decided to /dance through because I needed to leave after it, so we figured we could lose.. we told the other group something to that effect.

Then, right as we were all at half health, my other monk decided not to lose after all, so we swiftly reversed the scales and beat them. I felt like a big jerk. ;_;

Edit: Also, while hanging around the random arena district, there was a W/E running around bitching about how people never let him in their groups for team arena.

"They ask me what spells I have and as soon as I say meteor shower, they kick me!"

Kariston The Swift

Lion's Arch Merchant

Join Date: Sep 2005

Sand Scorpions[SS]

R/Me

29 Sep 2005 at 19:28 - 66

The funniest thing I saw was while in a Tombs match someone on our team goes "Press Alt+F4 to get extra morale" About ten seconds later SS bails and we all laugh for a while till we find out they have a reputation of bailing =/

kvndoom

Forge Runner

Join Date: Jul 2005

Communistwealth of Virginia

Uninstalled

W/Mo

29 Sep 2005 at 19:30 - 67

Bingley Joe

Lion's Arch Merchant

Join Date: May 2005

Philosophers of Denravi

29 Sep 2005 at 19:55 - 68

Quote:

Originally Posted by Tiela

Can someone explain me this ???!!!

It was the end of the second-last (if memory serves) Beta Weekend Event. It wasn't just confined to that one Guild Hall, they just got EXTREMELY lucky! It's pretty simple, really -- basically, an army of deranged Gwens showed up across Kryta and just blew everyone to smithereens!!

"Mommy said never to play with fire. But now Mommy's DEAD!"

LMAO!

That was definitely the funniest thing I've seen in game by a long shot. Had I been one of the people filming that video at the time, I'd have been in some serious need of assistance! I'll bet the devs behind the scenes were in hysterics that night.

Xue Yi Liang

Jungle Guide

Join Date: May 2005

Northern CA

Outlaws of the Water Margin

Mo/Me

29 Sep 2005 at 20:57 - 69

Quote:

Originally Posted by Hanuman li Tosh

funniest thing i saw was during the pvpx weekend. in random 4v4 at the begining of the match this guy on the other team says "press alt F4 for game stats". so i type in the trade channel "has left the game".

one of the guys on my team goes "omfg that noob quit" and then left the game.

Someone on the other team in a 4x4 said that Alt-F4 shows your player stats. I lost 2 people on my team instantly.

mm00re

Frost Gate Guardian

Join Date: May 2005

In a van down by the river :)

After Dark Club [REAL]

W/Mo

29 Sep 2005 at 21:03 - 70

Want to see something funny....

Get 7 monks to form a group and spam "group of 7 healers lf tank" see how many blind invites you get in 10 seconds