Funniest thing you've seen in GW

Everyone in the group but one was a guildie. They were in the area just past the "infuse armor" quest hunting down Murrsat (hope I spelled that right). What made it entertaining was that the extra in the group was trying to get any Murrsat garment that fell. So he'd ask anyone and everyone for garment drops. Here's how he asked...

"can I hace you musat gammet?"

No one could understand what he was saying and it wasn't til the end that they (since I wasn't in the group) figured out that he was after freebie Murrsat Garments.

(You may have had to be there)

hahaha - this cracks me up!

The funniest I ever saw when I was outside Lion's Arch with 1 live player, and henchies. I dropped my beautiful pendent and pre-sear armor (which I mistakenly carried with me till then). The live player promptly cleaned up the 4 pieces of armor and pendent.

I dont know, but that had made me laugh.

Another time was when an elementalist got rebirthed out of a pit of lava, and then walked right back into it, only to burn to death :P

in GvG when whe almost lost to a flame arrow ranger team *they are a hell for casters* when i got a monk in sight i whas thinking easy kill ^^ when i got close she started screaming ''dont kill me plz dont kill AAAAAAAH'' whell i thought meh lets kill here i ran up beated her in 2 hits *she whas using here 105/55 build but whe drained here chanties* after that she got rezzed killed here again i think i whas picking on here .

and in a mission i whas saying to everybody i could see ''persons name here.... i am your father''

when suddenly one started to spam the whole starwars conversation ^^ all the way from yoda till the lil counciller.

funniest thing i saw was during the pvpx weekend. in random 4v4 at the begining of the match this guy on the other team says "press alt F4 for game stats". so i type in the trade channel "has left the game".

one of the guys on my team goes "omfg that noob quit" and then left the game.

A 55hp warrior build in random arena. He charged, but I had shatter enchantment.

When you're drunk with 30 dwarven ale, everything is funny.

people going "wwwwwwwwwwwsssssssaaaadddddwsadwasdi cant move!!"

Hehe, never done that honest

Ah, that poor wa/mo in the team arenas... his whole team left him before the battle started, was 4 on 1. He challenged my ranger (of all people) to 1v1.

He left before I got the kill, though. Sigh...

I took 107 Dwarven Ales once...I couldn't play for like an hour....unfortunately it didn't appear as though my character got any drunker than he would have on 30 Ales...it just lasted longer. He shoulda been keeled over in the corner of the outpost puking.

Now that's funny. Glad I'm not the only one....

I was doing a infusion run with a group of 8 and we got to the first bridge.

We where being tailed by ...like 8 thousand trolls.

when suddendly...
POOF

We all rammed into the underside of the bridge (all of us) so we where goin like WTF! runnign around floating ... generally bugging everywhere, when the trolls appeard under/inside the bridge and started hacking at us.

Can you imagine a Party fighting trolls *inside* a bridge or floating diagonally upi and down and all around is like?

VERY VERY FUNNY! (not to mention disorienting)
We stayed together generally laughing and cussing and just....ah ! it was just hilarious. Wish you guys could have seen it!

My friend told me of when he started with a group in the wilds and immediatly some one ran into several patrol groups telling them that he would act as bait. Suprisingly no one in the group bothered to save him.

Also another member of my guild met a Leeroy jenkins wannabe who repeatidly said: D you know who I am? Leeroy Jenkins! LEEROY JENKINS!! He did the inevitable, ran into a group of enemies and died. But the best bit was his corpse screaming: LEEROY JENKINS!!

When W/Mo doesn't want to show her/his MENDING in pvp..

I was in a PUG group early in the game with one other real person and like 4 henchies. The other person was trying to ask Little Thom what skills he was bringing. I was laughing so hard, I had to leave.

This one never gets old. Questing in the UW:

There was a jerk W/Mo with us. I'll just call him "Bozo."

Team Leader: Come on. Stop rushing!
Bozo: Ha Ha Ha. STFU u noobs!
Me: What's your problem?
Bozo: u. thats my problem
Me: Last warning, buddy.
Bozo: F*UCK U!!!!!!!!
Me: ok
I yank Unyielding Aura and Bozo drops dead. Everyone on the team laughs themselves silly
Bozo: OMG WTF?
Team Leader: LMAO. Unyielding Aura?
Me: yep
Bozo: wtf happened?
Team Leader: looks like you had a heart attack
The rest of the team danced and /jumped up and down on his body as he begged to be rezzed
Me: you're on a time-out. I'll rez you in 30 seconds.

That's probably my single most satisfying moment in the game.
This wasn't the only jerk I did this to, but this guy was completely clueless as to what happened. His response was perfect. The party's response was perfect, too.

I once say a person who was called (for example i cant remember his real name) "King Jeff"

When someone called him Jeff he screamed

"hacker how did you know my name"


Of course he then thought about it for a second and said sorry, but it was funy at the time.

A Warrior/Monk in tombs saying:

...... : I can heal!! Invite me! I'm a healer!

oh the lovely power of being a monk ^^

You can yank enchantments off of allies?