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Brenton

Pre-Searing Cadet

Join Date: Dec 2005

16 Dec 2005 at 16:59 - 1

10. WTB ALL UR WOOD 8g ea!!! (so i can make parchment and make a killing)

9. WTB GOLDLY FLELBLAD 15% ovar 50% (is this turkish?)

8. WTB Better armor for my WARRIOR --------

7. WTB CYBER for plat!

6. WTB MAX green weapons! (MAX??...)

5. WTB CHEAP GODLY WEAPONS!! (??)

4. WTB 15% ALWAYS no negative 7 req max SERPENT AXE (annoying not cuz it cant exist, but since no one can actually afford this)

3. WTB SUP VIGOR 45k !!!!!! (10k under vendor buy.. not sell, price)

2. WTB RAGO'S Staff !! (I told this guy I have a better gold fire staff for sale... but he said NO.. I want Rago's for the 20% longer enchant to make my meteor shower last longer)

1. WTB Max HEAL req weapon!! (FOR THE BILLIONTH TIME THERE IS NO HEAL REQ WEAPON)

-- disclaimer -- this is for entertainment purposes only.. sadly, however, you will see them again.. in game.

oh.. and hi everyone

Nikki Moonlight

Krytan Explorer

Join Date: Oct 2005

Brighton, England

Ice Cold Elements [ICE]

Mo/

16 Dec 2005 at 17:03 - 2

sad thing is..i think i've seen all of those...

Sereng Amaranth

Desert Nomad

Join Date: Jun 2005

The Amazon Basin [AB]

16 Dec 2005 at 17:32 - 3

heh, anyone buying wood to make parchment doesn't understand the economics of GW materials....there's a much better way to make money on commodities

warren_kn

Wilds Pathfinder

Join Date: May 2005

London, England

16 Dec 2005 at 17:47 - 4

Like buying charr hides from ppl at Piken to trade them at the collector in Ascalon for fur, which you then sell...

Vhayr

Krytan Explorer

Join Date: May 2005

UK

Malice Nights [MN]

A/Me

16 Dec 2005 at 18:03 - 5

Vellum FTW.

Although, those Spiritwood Planks sure are tasty.

Anyway, I see this a lot:

"WTB GODLY CRYSTALEEN SORD PAY VERRY WELL IN MONEY"

I wish I'd been there for that price reset too

.

Sereng Amaranth

Desert Nomad

Join Date: Jun 2005

The Amazon Basin [AB]

16 Dec 2005 at 18:08 - 6

Quote:

Originally Posted by Vhayr

Vellum FTW.

Although, those Spiritwood Planks sure are tasty.

SHHH!!! Well vellum isnt that great, but spiritwood is awesome.

jray14

Krytan Explorer

Join Date: May 2005

NC, USA

Ohm Mahnee Pedmay [Hoom]

16 Dec 2005 at 18:23 - 7

11. WTB Drago's Unknown Bow!
(true story)

Jetdoc

Hell's Protector

Join Date: Jul 2005

The Eyes of Texas [BEVO]

D/A

16 Dec 2005 at 22:24 - 8

Quote:

Originally Posted by Brenton

5. WTB CHEAP GODLY WEAPONS!!

My favorite is a version of this....

"WTB ---- CHEAP!!!!"

If I'm selling something, the best thing you can do to intice me to sell it to you is to say that you want to buy it for cheap.

Lord knows, I want to do everything I can to sell it for as little as possible.

Sofonisba

Desert Nomad

Join Date: Jun 2005

Tucson, AZ

The Black Hand Gang [BHG] and The Black Helm Gang [BHeG]

16 Dec 2005 at 22:52 - 9

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jetdoc

My favorite is a version of this....

"WTB ---- CHEAP!!!!"

If I'm selling something, the best thing you can do to intice me to sell it to you is to say that you want to buy it for cheap.

Lord knows, I want to do everything I can to sell it for as little as possible.

That's the one that made me laugh too. There are actual humans who say things like "WTB max dmg axe cheap."

How 'bout:

“WTB crappy high-req stuff with negative energy regen and zero damage – I’ll outbid and overpay!”

Of COURSE you want to buy cheap.

Guardian of the Light

Forge Runner

Join Date: Sep 2005

Radicals Against Tyrants

W/

17 Dec 2005 at 00:34 - 10

"WTB Platinuim Coins"

Mahanaxar

Krytan Explorer

Join Date: Oct 2005

Italy

Lupus Et Agnus

R/

17 Dec 2005 at 00:46 - 11

wtb 8 iron ingots :|

IamarebelNotasaint

Ascalonian Squire

Join Date: Dec 2005

Alberta, Canada

The Blade of Agrona

Mo/N

17 Dec 2005 at 01:37 - 12

This isn't actually an item, it was someone advertising a run...

A guy in THK advertised this: "trial run to citadel 2k, free if i make it"
First off, why are you in THK and second, you forgot don't (as I informed him, to which he replied: you want the run for free??? no way"

arbiter

Desert Nomad

Join Date: Sep 2005

that dwarven house in beacons perch

koss

W/

17 Dec 2005 at 02:16 - 13

or

12. WTB MAX SICKLE!

v__p

Frost Gate Guardian

Join Date: Oct 2005

australia

kick asse aussies

W/Mo

17 Dec 2005 at 02:35 - 14

the one i see most is indeed: WTB max dmg crystaline, i ask them how much they are paying ( i dont have one) and they reply with some ridicolously low price.....

Claire Wolf

Krytan Explorer

Join Date: Aug 2005

The Zephyr Of Tyria [tZoT]

A/

17 Dec 2005 at 03:12 - 15

Quote:

9. WTB GOLDLY FLELBLAD 15% ovar 50% (is this turkish?)

-falls out of chair laughing- That one is actually.. very common sadly.

lishi

Forge Runner

Join Date: Jul 2005

17 Dec 2005 at 03:34 - 16

Quote:

Originally Posted by arbiter

or

12. WTB MAX SICKLE!

you forgot gold req 8 15>50

arbiter

Desert Nomad

Join Date: Sep 2005

that dwarven house in beacons perch

koss

W/

17 Dec 2005 at 07:03 - 17

Quote:

Originally Posted by lishi

you forgot gold req 8 15>50

haha yes

EagleEye33

Krytan Explorer

Join Date: Nov 2005

In a House...duh

Untouchable Heroes

R/E

17 Dec 2005 at 07:39 - 18

omg Ive seen all of those and so many more annoying ones.
Actually #2 I havent seen yet but LOL

Is there a thread for WTS? lol cause i think the most annoying would be "serious offers only" :P

naix

Lion's Arch Merchant

Join Date: Sep 2005

Oklahoma

Mo/N

17 Dec 2005 at 08:28 - 19

WTB RAGOS STAFF FOR 40k

Eternal Equinox

Frost Gate Guardian

Join Date: Jun 2005

Manhattan, New York

lolumad

E/A

17 Dec 2005 at 08:37 - 20

Wtb Godly 15% While Enhanted Chaos Axe

Epsilon07

Ascalonian Squire

Join Date: Nov 2005

Pinoy

N/Me

17 Dec 2005 at 09:04 - 21

WTB All your unwanted greens for 1-2k (sadly I gave my galigord's rod here coz not a single soul would buy it)

Numa Pompilius

Grotto Attendant

Join Date: May 2005

At an Insit.. Intis... a house.

Live Forever Or Die Trying [GLHF]

W/Me

17 Dec 2005 at 11:18 - 22

Quote:

Originally Posted by Brenton

2. WTB RAGO'S Staff !! (I told this guy I have a better gold fire staff for sale... but he said NO.. I want Rago's for the 20% longer enchant to make my meteor shower last longer)

LOL! That guy had sure thought things through!

I saw someone yesterday selling plat for 1000 gold. HE was joking, but the funny thing is that he got flamed for 'scamming' by like a dozen people.

Sister Rosette

Lady Fie

Join Date: Aug 2005

Sapporo

Tha Skulls [Ts]

D/W

17 Dec 2005 at 11:42 - 23

WTT 100G FOR 100K PST

But yeah, we girls can actually make a killing at that 'MONIES 4 CYBR'
stuff. They want realism in it, so they pay me and I tell them 'I have
a headache.'

I forget what I was talking about. Who the hell are all of you?

The Yoink

Lion's Arch Merchant

Join Date: Nov 2005

Knights of the Ring

Mo/W

17 Dec 2005 at 12:41 - 24

WTB quest reward axe from "Scavengers in Ascalon Quest"-ALREADY annoying

WTB better armor

WTB run to Drognars (yes, almost ALWAYS spelled incorrectly) for tips

WTB green sword for 2,543 golden coins all I have please!

WTB all your charr hides (pm with price)

.....

also, pretty much anyone trying to trade over local chat instead of "trade" chat (honestly, when was the last time you actually read something in LA dis 1?)

D.E.V.i.A.N.C.E

Jungle Guide

Join Date: Aug 2005

Mo/

17 Dec 2005 at 12:51 - 25

WTB Blue Precious Crystalline Sword

c'mon atleast 1 person has GOT to have it.

Deadlyjunk

Banned

Join Date: Nov 2005

Fisherman's Haven

Endangered Species List [List]

W/E

17 Dec 2005 at 16:34 - 26

Collecting all greens: paying 10K each, only 1K for each from: Filnt's Set, Gorel's Set, Yaklsappper, Torhgals Set and Mogrgiff'es Set. ALL THE REST 10K

Boy, good luck getting Rago's and Brohn's and Bortak's...

Esprit

Desert Nomad

Join Date: Jun 2005

Dvd Forums [DVDF]

E/

17 Dec 2005 at 19:14 - 27

It's not a WTB comment, but I saw someone spamming:

'anyone have any free gold or green weapons?'

The green part is what tickled me the most.

Markaedw

Desert Nomad

Join Date: Nov 2005

N/

17 Dec 2005 at 19:16 - 28

This is more of humorous than anoying "WTF fiery dragon sword"

Rabid Weasel

Academy Page

Join Date: May 2005

Welsh Legion

19 Dec 2005 at 14:16 - 29

I hate those people who put all those annoying charecters in the chat as if to highlight it better... no... it's annoying.

And yes, deffo the people who use the normal chat to sell things.

sirelricthemad

Academy Page

Join Date: Oct 2005

The Grotto

Crusaders of Valhalla [Odin]

Mo/N

19 Dec 2005 at 14:47 - 30

Quote:

Originally Posted by Deadlyjunk

Collecting all greens: paying 10K each, only 1K for each from: Filnt's Set, Gorel's Set, Yaklsappper, Torhgals Set and Mogrgiff'es Set. ALL THE REST 10K

Boy, good luck getting Rago's and Brohn's and Bortak's...

Wow, I'd gladly give him my galigord rods for 10k each. They've been rotting in storage for ages. No one wants em :P

Yichi

Furnace Stoker

Join Date: Sep 2005

Guild Hall, Vent, Guesting, PvE, or the occasional HA match...

Dark Alley [dR]

19 Dec 2005 at 14:58 - 31

WTB axe grip of enchanting 20% paying 100k+8 ectos.......

and i kick myself for the times i sold these for like 15-20k

Guardian of the Light

Forge Runner

Join Date: Sep 2005

Radicals Against Tyrants

W/

19 Dec 2005 at 15:05 - 32

I know this isn't a WTB message but what about.

"Can anyone give me 10k for drokar/grotto armor"

>.< dang it is max armor GET THE GOLD YOURSELF!

Yichi

Furnace Stoker

Join Date: Sep 2005

Guild Hall, Vent, Guesting, PvE, or the occasional HA match...

Dark Alley [dR]

19 Dec 2005 at 15:07 - 33

or worse, the can anyone give me 50 gold to open my storage? For Damned Sake, go do the first quest you get in post searing, THEY GIVE YOU 50 GOLD!!!

trecca

Lion's Arch Merchant

Join Date: Jul 2005

Italy

Dark Evil Angels [DEA]

W/

19 Dec 2005 at 15:21 - 34

- WTB Godly Strom Bow
- Searching runner for Droknors
(or Draknors)

Xunlai Master

Jungle Guide

Join Date: Nov 2005

Serenity Temple

W/

19 Dec 2005 at 15:33 - 35

I've seen one really funny wts,
WTS BOW GRIP OF FORTITUDE +20 - SEIROUS OFFERS ONLY

Vhayr

Krytan Explorer

Join Date: May 2005

UK

Malice Nights [MN]

A/Me

19 Dec 2005 at 15:45 - 36

"WTS bow girp of health +21, no n00bs or else!1".

True story.

Yichi

Furnace Stoker

Join Date: Sep 2005

Guild Hall, Vent, Guesting, PvE, or the occasional HA match...

Dark Alley [dR]

19 Dec 2005 at 15:45 - 37

Saw someone selling a bow grip of enchanting 20% for 100k, serious offers only. watched his spam for almost an hour idling in town

Lord Mendes

Jungle Guide

Join Date: Nov 2005

Derka-Derka Land

Steel Phoenix (StP)

E/

19 Dec 2005 at 15:58 - 38

Quote:

Originally Posted by Xunlai Master

I've seen one really funny wts,
WTS BOW GRIP OF FORTITUDE +20 - SEIROUS OFFERS ONLY

HAHAHAHA!!!!!!!
*pisses himself laughing*

WTB GOLD. WILL PAY WELL!
(true story, i think he fergot a word in there)

Yichi

Furnace Stoker

Join Date: Sep 2005

Guild Hall, Vent, Guesting, PvE, or the occasional HA match...

Dark Alley [dR]

19 Dec 2005 at 16:16 - 39

WTB better armor for my necro. payign 10k for full 15k set .......

Zephyr Jackson

Krytan Explorer

Join Date: Oct 2005

Kansas

E/Mo

19 Dec 2005 at 16:30 - 40

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