Man... you made a long-time forum lurker slink out of the woodwork for your most exciting holiday event.
Dear Santa-Claus,
No one knows what monks go through. Except you, of course, Santa. I've been a good monk this year. I heal those scarred by the fire of the searing with the holy light of mother Dway... er, I mean with the holy light of whichever god YOU acknowledge, Santa. I do my part to fight against those smelly evil things like Charr and Grawl. My how Grawl do stink... you're not bringing them anything for Christmas, are you Santa? They smell like onions mixed with Mergoyle droppings. Okay, so I'm not great with a weapon. I stabbed brash Uncle Bonetti with a Rin Blade once... accidently, of course. But I do heal valiant Ascalons who fight those stinky sub-human things, Santa! I even heal people with names like "XX Killer XX" or "I Pwn U All." Sometimes I even heal those people who call me a "n00b" for not using Healing Seed or their favorite monk skill. Verbal abuse, Santa! You don't know what its like to bend over backwards so very nimbly as I am able to in order to heal ungrateful types like "U B E R P W N" who vocally express their regret for not bringing the healer henchman. By the way, Santa, all monks know that that Alesia is nothing more than a non-union strikebreaker! I hope you're not bringing her anything. I know! Your Christmas gift to Alesia should be a warrior who runs into hordes of enemies and dies only to blame her for the Searing and the struggling Krytan economy and Prince Rurik's body odor and many other things that are not her fault. I'm not saying I'm perfect, Santa. I'll admit that I made a few mistakes this year. I know that it was wrong to misplace that Sir Tydus's helmet and then accidentally push him into a swarm of Charr arrows. I would replace his eye if I had the right spell, Santa! I also know it probably wasn't a good idea to invite Bonfaaz Burntfur to Captain Greywind's family reunion. I healed those third-degree burns, though, Santa! No, I am not a perfect monk. But, Santa, I do deserve a very good present this year for healing all those people that no one else but Alesia would stoop to healing. Ask all of the boisterous, self-assured warrior/monks who always find their way into my pick-up-group, Santa! Ask them who healed them when the other monk told them to get a life and left the game! It was me, Pervius Wang, who endured the abuse to the end. Here is my Christmas list, Santa. May the light of your chosen deity guide your way.
Pervius's List:
-A glass eye for poor Warmaster Tydus. I didn't mean it, really!
-A spell that will render party members grateful for my healing services.
-A gift basket for Gram in Fort Ranik. I forgot to pay him for that Salvage Kit...
-A few guild members who are online more than once every month.
-100 platinum pieces.
-A new suit of armor for Necromancer Munne. I spilled a little bit of Vassar's cologne on it and she won't wear it now. An accident, Santa, I swear.
-A unique piece of equipment for the Christmas holiday. I never got one of those cool jack-o-lantern hats that people got on Halloween.
-A merry Christmas for the smelly Charr. I know they seared Ascalon and probably caused Orr to vanish in a puff of smoke, but that doesn't mean their little Charr-lings don't deserve some nifty Charr Carvings on Christmas day.