My mother and father were ripped to shreds by agent of ascalon who i heard was working with the human hating charr. I have to feed off of the scraps of the few lvl 1 moa birds ive been able to catch in my barbed trap. If santa could just come through this once and help me i might be able to finally get a nice present for my love who shall be unnamed(Akhilleus') if u could just gimme a little x-mas bonus id love u and id make a guild called i love santa and yeah my baby elementalist got sent to the hospital recently he got his hands on a superior rune of fire magic and well he already did the quest for flare and his hand eye coordination isnt exactly top of the line if u catch my drift and i need this money to afford a monk for him the doctor said he will need a constant mending for 3 months and that doesnt come cheap all in all if u dont give me the money im going to rob the storage people on my mesmer(domination magic gotta love it
)Akhilleus' you complete me hugs and kisses from smashy

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Second, a practical joker offered me 100k on Halloween in a trade window, then pulled it away and said rude things to me for no reason.