Post your IN-GAME CHAT funniness! (No names in pics) - Part II

Tender Wolf

Banned

Join Date: Jul 2007

All over Tyria, Cantha, & Elona

The Eternal Night Vanguard [TEN]

12 Oct 2007 at 22:52 - 562

Okay so a couple of friends and I were in the Secret Lair of the Snowmen farming Deldrimor points (rank 6, woot!) and some interesting conversations happened. I just had to share them. lol

Bearded Dwarf goddess? That's messed up on many levels.

First run (FYI, giant balls are the giant snowballs that crush you but don't give death penalty lmao)

Second run and on

Dumb Bug is my other ranger friend's pet black widow. Great minds think alike!

Yeah, because the snowballs are sooo powerful and deadly. hehe

roflmao I just had to.

Ice ice baby!

Howl is my pet white wolf and the snowmen love to kill him.

silv3rr

Desert Nomad

Join Date: Mar 2006

13 Oct 2007 at 07:15 - 563

Quote:

Originally Posted by crazy diamond

Even if he had another set, what was he going to do? Unless you don't mind his main heals consisting of nothing but Mending and Healing Breeze, and his damage output relying on nothing but Balths Aura and/or SoJ; which will all just get ripped through as easily on anyone else as it was from him.

The part where he blames the necro as if it were some shocking and unexpected turn of events is the best part imho, and the testament of his stupidity. OMG thank you for understanding what went through my mind lol.

Rushin Roulette

Forge Runner

Join Date: Sep 2007

Right here

Ende

13 Oct 2007 at 12:42 - 564

Heres something I saw in chat today... cant be more fitting than this

Touketsu Hasu

Academy Page

Join Date: Mar 2007

At my computer

13 Oct 2007 at 20:52 - 565

Guild chat ftw. XD

MrSlayer

Jungle Guide

Join Date: Apr 2006

United Kingdom

Quit Whining And [PLAY]

Mo/

14 Oct 2007 at 00:09 - 566

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rushin Roulette

Heres something I saw in chat today... cant be more fitting than this

That is so much win...on so many levels.

You my friend, are a legend upon legends xD

DarkGanni

Forge Runner

Join Date: Mar 2006

Malta

[CuTe]

15 Oct 2007 at 00:34 - 567

This was the funniest typo I ever saw on GW.....

Tender Wolf

Banned

Join Date: Jul 2007

All over Tyria, Cantha, & Elona

The Eternal Night Vanguard [TEN]

16 Oct 2007 at 22:18 - 568

And some more farming in the Secret Lair of the Snowmen. Some in hard mode and the ice didn't help matters. lol

Got bored so I started singing

Yeah, the snowballs in hard mode are painful. lol

Nice mischevious snowmen with giant snowballs rolling down the hill

MMSDome

Raged Out

Join Date: Sep 2005

17 Oct 2007 at 00:38 - 569

this trade left me baffled and confused but I'm not complaining -_-

jrk247

Desert Nomad

Join Date: Mar 2006

Twenty Gold For Mountain Troll [Tusk]

17 Oct 2007 at 00:47 - 570

^ lmao, so you saved 600 gold.

Mickey

Jungle Guide

Join Date: Feb 2006

Eternal Insight

17 Oct 2007 at 01:30 - 571

A tribute to Tender Wolf.

MrSlayer

Jungle Guide

Join Date: Apr 2006

United Kingdom

Quit Whining And [PLAY]

Mo/

17 Oct 2007 at 10:49 - 572

Quote:

Originally Posted by MMSDome

this trade left me baffled and confused but I'm not complaining -_-

Wow some people are so fail at maths it amazes me O_O

LazyLink

Academy Page

Join Date: Jul 2005

Ascalon Dung Warriors

R/Mo

17 Oct 2007 at 14:39 - 573

a while back shortly after NF was released I was trying to sell a vampiric bowstring for 4k, yeah it was overpriced but i was feeling greedy.

azzer20

Ascalonian Squire

Join Date: Oct 2006

In Ballerup, Denmark

Me/

18 Oct 2007 at 04:50 - 574

Vamp weapons FTW, serisously they are the best for close combat

Gobby Was Ere

Academy Page

Join Date: Apr 2007

Pirates of the Searing [YoHo]

Rt/

18 Oct 2007 at 08:48 - 575

So i was in Urgroz and we were decideing to do another run or not...

http://img297.imageshack.us/img297/5311/funyf7.jpg

Coifmeister

Ascalonian Squire

Join Date: Mar 2006

Manchester

Artemis Faction

W/E

20 Oct 2007 at 05:01 - 576

Quote:

Originally Posted by Gorebrex

Best name of a HoH team?
The funniest thing I've ever seen on screen. Ha!

chris da warrior

Frost Gate Guardian

Join Date: Apr 2007

21 Oct 2007 at 00:21 - 577

found that funny lol

MrSlayer

Jungle Guide

Join Date: Apr 2006

United Kingdom

Quit Whining And [PLAY]

Mo/

21 Oct 2007 at 01:24 - 578

Quote:

Originally Posted by chris da warrior

found that funny lol My alliance were all chuckling too

WIN guild name

holababe

Jungle Guide

Join Date: Dec 2006

Goon Squad [LLJK]

Mo/

21 Oct 2007 at 07:19 - 579

^^
Yea they were owning earlier.
It kept popping up and I kept laughing.

Here are some more from me:

He'd just aggroed a boss that killed half our team.

reverse_oreo

Wilds Pathfinder

Join Date: Dec 2005

Scars Meadows [SmS] Officer (not recruiting)

21 Oct 2007 at 18:27 - 580

Quote:

Originally Posted by Taurucis

Elementalist with a terrible build but saying a rather strange reply... Mind burn is a fantastic elite....i can maintain full energy with it at all times. Echo firestorm ftw ;D

Pickletron

Lion's Arch Merchant

Join Date: Jun 2006

Australia

[Godz]

R/Mo

22 Oct 2007 at 00:25 - 581

Quote:

Originally Posted by holababe

He'd just aggroed a boss that killed half our team. Shit
Cat
Jump on keyboard.

Hailfall

Jungle Guide

Join Date: Aug 2005

Germany

Phantom Commando

22 Oct 2007 at 01:09 - 582

*twitch* I'm an unstable *twitch* necro

Kusandaa

Forge Runner

Join Date: Jul 2006

N/Mo

22 Oct 2007 at 01:22 - 583

Quote:

Originally Posted by Hailfall

*twitch* I'm an unstable *twitch* necro

ROFL Semi stable. My reply would have been something along the lines of "4 years with someone, stable no?" x].

Wonder what he meant by that...

Hailfall

Jungle Guide

Join Date: Aug 2005

Germany

Phantom Commando

22 Oct 2007 at 01:28 - 584

Oh i asked that, appearantly he meant with semi-stable that the monks know how to rebirth the necros trough the portal for 444

MrSlayer

Jungle Guide

Join Date: Apr 2006

United Kingdom

Quit Whining And [PLAY]

Mo/

22 Oct 2007 at 11:22 - 585

Apparently there are things even the GODS won't do...

Hailfall

Jungle Guide

Join Date: Aug 2005

Germany

Phantom Commando

22 Oct 2007 at 13:21 - 586

blue and red had been arguing back and forth the whole time about pve and pvp..

cookies

Touketsu Hasu

Academy Page

Join Date: Mar 2007

At my computer

22 Oct 2007 at 21:09 - 587

Another great guild name. ^_^

Cale Roughstar

Desert Nomad

Join Date: Jan 2007

Canada

Guy In Real Life [GIRL]

W/E

24 Oct 2007 at 03:01 - 588

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rushin Roulette

Heres something I saw in chat today... cant be more fitting than this

That is AWSOME!

The gwen one is pretty good too =)

Tender Wolf

Banned

Join Date: Jul 2007

All over Tyria, Cantha, & Elona

The Eternal Night Vanguard [TEN]

24 Oct 2007 at 20:36 - 589

Some random things that got sent during alliance chat and somehow someone came up with these funny builds:

Great minds think alike!

The skills are: Signet of Aggression, Backbreaker, "On Your Knees!", Wild Blow, Frenzy, "Brace Yourself!", Final Thrust, "I Will Survive!"

Contemplation of Fury, Mend Condition

Steboy93

Furnace Stoker

Join Date: Feb 2007

Trinity of the Ascended [ToA] | Ex-Officer [TAM]

24 Oct 2007 at 21:12 - 590

Quote:

Originally Posted by Tender Wolf

The skills are: Signet of Aggression, Backbreaker, "On Your Knees!", Wild Blow, Frenzy, "Brace Yourself!", Final Thrust, "I Will Survive!"
Oh my god i laughed my ass off at this

Hailfall

Jungle Guide

Join Date: Aug 2005

Germany

Phantom Commando

24 Oct 2007 at 22:20 - 591

I actually have a different version of that one:

Rush, Disarm, "On your knees!", Shove, Beserker Stance, "to the limit", Final Trust , "Retreat!"

DFrost

Krytan Explorer

Join Date: Jul 2005

Ultima Thule

Legacy of Echovald [Echo]

24 Oct 2007 at 22:26 - 592

I guess this is more sad and stupid than funny, but here goes. I reported him but I'm not holding my breath...

Grenths Entropy

Banned

Join Date: May 2007

Edinburgh, Scotland

Guild Hopping [FTW]

Mo/

24 Oct 2007 at 23:20 - 593

Quote:

The skills are: Signet of Aggression, Backbreaker, "On Your Knees!", Wild Blow, Frenzy, "Brace Yourself!", Final Thrust, "I Will Survive!"
Oh man that is hilarious xD

jrk247

Desert Nomad

Join Date: Mar 2006

Twenty Gold For Mountain Troll [Tusk]

24 Oct 2007 at 23:57 - 594

Quote:

Originally Posted by DFrost

I guess this is more sad and stupid than funny, but here goes. I reported him but I'm not holding my breath...

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA, hahahaAHAHAHAHAHa, WOW what a dumbshit.

Quote:

We r "IT" managers ^ ^ lol.

bebe

Forge Runner

Join Date: Jun 2005

http://tinyurl.com/4g5ueb8

Put the peanut in the peanut hole!

25 Oct 2007 at 00:41 - 595

^ Ok.. that was funny.. hahaha.. xD

BlackEagle

Krytan Explorer

Join Date: May 2006

Final Uprising [fupr]

Mo/

25 Oct 2007 at 01:11 - 596

Completely out of the blue. Was a bit confused, but didn't bother saying anything else ^^

Tender Wolf

Banned

Join Date: Jul 2007

All over Tyria, Cantha, & Elona

The Eternal Night Vanguard [TEN]

25 Oct 2007 at 02:03 - 597

Some funnies that popped up while I was Sunspear and Lightbringer farming.

Tender Wolf

Banned

Join Date: Jul 2007

All over Tyria, Cantha, & Elona

The Eternal Night Vanguard [TEN]

25 Oct 2007 at 02:07 - 598

lol Glad I made so many people laugh with the how men have sex build.

Quote:

Originally Posted by Hailfall

I actually have a different version of that one:

Rush, Disarm, "On your knees!", Shove, Beserker Stance, "to the limit", Final Trust , "Retreat!" Hilarious!!! That retreat one totally cracked me up.

Reason

Krytan Explorer

Join Date: Nov 2006

California

25 Oct 2007 at 02:09 - 599

Quote:

Originally Posted by DFrost

I guess this is more sad and stupid than funny, but here goes. I reported him but I'm not holding my breath...

R O F L...I don't play this game, WTF he knew he was so busted lol, that is to funny, what an old scam to, I can' believe people would actually fall for that crap, but funny as hell.

Maria The Princess

Forge Runner

Join Date: Mar 2006

Aequitas Deis

25 Oct 2007 at 04:09 - 600

found this thing whilelooking at some old sreenies. this was back when people used to do DOA....

a look atthe party window will tell you all

i guess irene figured out how to make critical strikes compensate for energy storage while spaming ele skills........

Katrina Sandstorm

Academy Page

Join Date: Dec 2006

United Kingdom

Guild Wars Eye Of The North [GWEN]

26 Oct 2007 at 00:15 - 601

Quote:

Originally Posted by MrSlayer

Apparently there are things even the GODS won't do...

Haha, I love that.