Post your IN-GAME CHAT funniness! (No names in pics) - Part II

Death By Ketchup

Death By Ketchup

Frost Gate Guardian

Join Date: Mar 2007

Canada

Eternal Transcendence [DRMR]

A/


Me and a guildie ended up getting in a arguement about hair colours, I think its safe to say i was the victor.
names shown with permission.

Kusandaa

Kusandaa

Forge Runner

Join Date: Jul 2006

N/Mo

Another clean-up-folder post, only just a few ATM 'Cause I'm not sure I posted some... ah well x].

The result of someone asking another to get a life; I decide to sell mine. And I get offers.


Random guild chats FTW;


And I think this guy meant a "clean" bow.

Bouldershoulder

Bouldershoulder

Frost Gate Guardian

Join Date: Jun 2007

Quote:
Originally Posted by some guy


Got permission to post his name. This may be old, but I have not laughed this hard before.

neocodex

Ascalonian Squire

Join Date: Jun 2006

Mutants [MU]

Quote:
Originally Posted by netniwk
lol @ the above
got one myself to:

the guy is probably still looking for his carrots... LMAO great one! Pretty unique too

Thorondor Port

Krytan Explorer

Join Date: Jul 2006

British Columbia

W/

Quote:
Originally Posted by iriyabran
the situation could be that maybe he tried to encourage him to be a good monk since he prefered to play monk
and the guy's answer slaped him in the face :?

or maybe he was in a group with him and didn't monk good?
lol the first one.
i only meant to encourage him

Quote:
Originally Posted by MrSlayer
he is just looking for a group, and using the fact he is an experienced player as a helpful ally. Afterall, would you rather take someone with very little experience or someone who you know can probably Monk pretty decently oh?
Rank 4 is now considered experienced?
Once you get 1 fame let me know.

pixiLated

pixiLated

Frost Gate Guardian

Join Date: Oct 2006

Resident Gutter Dweller

Shards of the Silver Moon [MooN]

E/

A usual day in GC. One of my fellow female guildies and I were getting ganged up on by the guys, then my hubby (Seductive Agony) had to throw in a comment about a certain pic that I got sent!

Basically a guildie and I had a bet that he lost, which meant he had to send me a pic of his bare ass - and he did Lmao!

Cryogenic Fireball - Me
Seductive Agony - hubby
Red - male guildie 1 - who was picking on us
Purple - my female guildie and resident gutter dweller
Blue - another male guildie
Green - a sensible female guildie

IamI

IamI

Academy Page

Join Date: Nov 2005

R/



just normal guild chat.



this happened in TA a while ago.

-Old 3FL-

-Old 3FL-

Forge Runner

Join Date: Apr 2006

Western Australia.

Crystal Mountain [CM]

W/

MrSlayer

MrSlayer

Jungle Guide

Join Date: Apr 2006

United Kingdom

Quit Whining And [PLAY]

Mo/

Quote:
Originally Posted by Thorondor Port
Rank 4 is now considered experienced?
Once you get 1 fame let me know. I have a whole 5 I know, you big R14ers don't stand a chance of beating ME to R15 <_<

Anyway, just a couple of randoms, both are quite old xD

Illiteracy is a growing problem I hear...


Great minds think alike...


Bored minds think dirtily...


Umm...yeah


...yeah <_<

(Second line in that isn't supposed to be all blurred...it's the /moan emote)

Guardian of the Light

Guardian of the Light

Forge Runner

Join Date: Sep 2005

Radicals Against Tyrants

W/



Irony?

RPGmaniac

RPGmaniac

Desert Nomad

Join Date: Aug 2005

Quote:
Originally Posted by IamI
[IMG]


this happened in TA a while ago. Hahaha, that's awesome!

Jaf

Jaf

Banned

Join Date: Sep 2007

United Aussie Warriors [AUS]

Just doing a guildie run in Cantha for a survivor and someone yelled out this



It was a NM mission

Edit: Fixed pic...

jrk247

jrk247

Desert Nomad

Join Date: Mar 2006

Twenty Gold For Mountain Troll [Tusk]

So I was buying a +30 sword pommel and I get spammed moments after sending my WTB message.



3 guys PM me and I ask 2 of them for 12k and then I get a PM for 12k. I found it kind of funny and ofc the guy wanting 18k kept spamming me after I bought one.

And to clarify this isn't supposed to be extremely funny it's just a bit ironic.

Unlucky Slayer

Unlucky Slayer

RAGE INCARNATE

Join Date: Apr 2006

Sitting at The Guild Hall 2, being happy.

Nerd Clan [NK]

R/

/me sighs

Alright people enough. I've had it with the constant [GR] Bashing just because you dont think what they post is funny. You have your own opinion, I'm tired of seeing it here and in IRC.

They are allowed to post what they want in this thread as long as it conforms to the rules of the area. If you dont like that GTFO.

Now the [GR] people, You dont have to post every single little thing here. You have your own forums for that. Please use better judgement in posting the funny chats here.

Sorry to be an asshole to everyone, but this is not just one person's fault. This has been building up for a while now and its a suprise it hasnt exploded before now.

Any more Bullshit like this and the thread will be closed and not remade.

MrSlayer

MrSlayer

Jungle Guide

Join Date: Apr 2006

United Kingdom

Quit Whining And [PLAY]

Mo/

Quote:
Originally Posted by Unlucky Slayer
/me sighs

Alright people enough. I've had it with the constant [GR] Bashing just because you dont think what they post is funny. You have your own opinion, I'm tired of seeing it here and in IRC.

They are allowed to post what they want in this thread as long as it conforms to the rules of the area. If you dont like that GTFO.

Now the [GR] people, You dont have to post every single little thing here. You have your own forums for that. Please use better judgement in posting the funny chats here.

Sorry to be an asshole to everyone, but this is not just one person's fault. This has been building up for a while now and its a suprise it hasnt exploded before now.

Any more Bullshit like this and the thread will be closed and not remade. I didn't see the post/s that you removed or whatever, or whether or not this is just a late reply but please guys heed his warning. Don't need to flame people just because their guild is funny.

Lets not get this thread closed D: one of the many great guru threads Q_Q

Roderick Bravehart

Roderick Bravehart

Academy Page

Join Date: Sep 2006

Trying to play Crysis on GLaDOS' mainframe.

Grenth's Rejects (GR)

More images from my travels around Tyria.

Vael. As bad as Rurik?


Err... Yeah.


Charr+Gwen=*vomits*


All Chat about the Eye of the North (outpost)


All Chat about new armors. Red and Yellow are the same from the previous image.


Desperate Selling Method #347


Wait...What?

Reason

Reason

Krytan Explorer

Join Date: Nov 2006

California

E/

Quote:
Originally Posted by Roderick Bravehart
...

Wait...What?

Family Guy FTW

Kusandaa

Kusandaa

Forge Runner

Join Date: Jul 2006

N/Mo

Caught this guy selling mini moas, and he PMed me for saying you could get 'em free in all chat. My answer should have been "why buying them", but eh. x]

Darren Blacktail

Darren Blacktail

Academy Page

Join Date: Aug 2007

Other End Of Your Internet ^.^

United Aussie Warriors [AUS]

A/

LOL at all those haha
Cat Launcher FTW And Family Guy FTW
i got a couple of wierd and wonderful convos armour somewhere

knoll

knoll

Desert Nomad

Join Date: Jul 2005

Washington State.

[ToA]

W/


Our guild chat is just SO funny at times.

MrSlayer

MrSlayer

Jungle Guide

Join Date: Apr 2006

United Kingdom

Quit Whining And [PLAY]

Mo/

Anyhow, this popped up the other day. Funny as hell xD

vdz

Frost Gate Guardian

Join Date: Nov 2006

one of these guys again, the other guy made him su

dont feel no pain

dont feel no pain

Forge Runner

Join Date: Sep 2005

Uk,Wales

I was bored so while dancing i started saying in the trade chat:

"WTS BABIES 70k EACH!!!! QUIICCKKK PM!! ME!!" (very bored)

and then...



Im not sure if it was serious or not but he or she was rarther persistant

Tarja

Tarja

Academy Page

Join Date: Sep 2006

Canada

Might want to edit out their name in the whisper box

dont feel no pain

dont feel no pain

Forge Runner

Join Date: Sep 2005

Uk,Wales

Quote:
Originally Posted by Tarja
Might want to edit out their name in the whisper box *salutes*




Taurucis

Jungle Guide

Join Date: Jul 2006

The edge of reason

I don't play any more.

W/E



The wonderful wonderful world of Frenzy. It's your tpyical Stupid Wammo vs Mesmer battle here.

jrk247

jrk247

Desert Nomad

Join Date: Mar 2006

Twenty Gold For Mountain Troll [Tusk]

Yeah because we know there can be 200 people in AB at once...

fenix

fenix

Major-General Awesome

Join Date: Aug 2005

Aussie Trolling Crew HQ - Event Organiser and IRC Tiger

Ex Talionis [Law], Trinity of the Ascended [ToA] ????????????????&#

W/

Acting like 12 year olds in an AB, THAT'S PRETTY FUNNY HUH?

MrSlayer

MrSlayer

Jungle Guide

Join Date: Apr 2006

United Kingdom

Quit Whining And [PLAY]

Mo/

Quote:
Originally Posted by Taurucis


The wonderful wonderful world of Frenzy. It's your tpyical Stupid Wammo vs Mesmer battle here. Gah Kai you always get the funniest noobs in your ABs. I mean sure, I get the morons to laugh at too, but they never have the braveness to type something as completely stupid as they do when you're around. I just entertain myself running around laughing at the assassins using meteor shower, or the warriors using touch skills from the necro line. They use 2, then have to run away and recharge their energy. PRO!

Reason

Reason

Krytan Explorer

Join Date: Nov 2006

California

E/

Yeah, but that is the pure beauty of AB, if your a Luxon then you are constantly winning, and you get to see all of the terrible builds, but then there are those EXP PvP'ers that know what synergy is, they are mean.

Touketsu Hasu

Touketsu Hasu

Academy Page

Join Date: Mar 2007

At my computer

N/

Advice: When bored, do not turn to Alliance Chat for entertainment. XD

silv3rr

silv3rr

Desert Nomad

Join Date: Mar 2006

These encounter are rare and few for me...



I was selling something in Kamadan and had the pleasure of meeting this guy.

britnie31

Forge Runner

Join Date: Jun 2007

In HA .. dominating ~

DRKN

Quote:
Originally Posted by DarkGanni
.


As funny as it is it is also true i hate it when i am talking to a guy that has NO CLUE what i am saying .. and then he starts to Ping all over the map .. its like no you idiot...

Eli Scrubs

Eli Scrubs

Wilds Pathfinder

Join Date: Mar 2006




Yeah, I corrected that guy who said that req. 9 is max (req. can't really be max?). As soon as I did that, I got that pm from another guy.

thor hammerbane

thor hammerbane

Forge Runner

Join Date: Jun 2005

Dark Side of the Moon

Fat Kids Are Hard To Kid[nap]

Hahahaa...Your noob, I'm gay. That guy is my hero.

hlc617

hlc617

Academy Page

Join Date: Mar 2007

P/



Totally random pm I got in Kamadan. I should have said, "No, but I can show you a good time for 20k.." and started dancing. But alas, I had to leave xD.

Though.. the fact that he actually did pm an actual girl, is pretty amusing in and of itself x). My warrior girl isn't even really pretty... O_o.

Cherng Butter

Cherng Butter

Desert Nomad

Join Date: Jan 2006

Maryland

The Mirror Of Reason [SNOW]

E/Mo



Yeah...btw I'm Chinese, if any of you are offended...haha

undeadgun

undeadgun

Forge Runner

Join Date: Nov 2006

US

Its Rainning Fame Hallelujah[伞回伞], also as guild leader

N/

i am chinese too