Post your IN-GAME CHAT funniness! (No names in pics) - Part II

fenix

fenix

Major-General Awesome

Join Date: Aug 2005

Aussie Trolling Crew HQ - Event Organiser and IRC Tiger

Ex Talionis [Law], Trinity of the Ascended [ToA] ????????????????&#

W/

Yeah, Gorebrex, that bar is terrible. I'm surprised you even got INTO the group, let alone into the zone with them. You should look up some of the How To Monk threads, so you don't make a fool of yourself.

Reason

Reason

Krytan Explorer

Join Date: Nov 2006

California

E/

Quote:
Originally Posted by fenix
...so you don't make a fool of yourself. Well, he can still look at some of those threads but, I have a feeling that the whole make a fool thing is long past...

RotteN

RotteN

Forge Runner

Join Date: Jun 2005

W/

i think he gets the point by now, realy.

This thread is titled "post your in-game chat", not "flame other's in-game chat".

As for the guy who got flamed to death (i think it was Gorebrex), you're always welcome to either catch me on IRC (NoobOnSteroid on both quakenet and gamesurge) or ingame. I'll be more than happy to explain why i claimed your build was so horrible to begin with, without the flames and billions of "omg you suck" in between (cause face it, that just pushes people into the defensive).

RTSFirebat

RTSFirebat

The Humanoid Typhoon

Join Date: May 2005

UK

Servants of Fortuna [SoF]

R/

Ok no more about Gorebrex post please. Everyone has made there point, no need to keep going on about it.

Any further posts about it will be deleted and maybe user noted. Post some images or don't post at all.

Thanks

MrSlayer

MrSlayer

Jungle Guide

Join Date: Apr 2006

United Kingdom

Quit Whining And [PLAY]

Mo/

Basically, someone in my GR was being flamed by this guy, who had my guildy on his ignore so he couldnt retort.

So I whispered him instead. And this is what happened. I went 0 -> Ignore in about 7 seconds, then got this...



Claims he was quitting GW in a week and getting his OWN account deleted too...

Edit: Mika Bloodrain isn't the guy, just a friend :P

Vahn Roi

Vahn Roi

Forge Runner

Join Date: Apr 2006

[HiDE]

Yeah, I was helping a friend with Gate of Pain. I didn't realize at the time he was in a PUG, but I went with it anyway. This guy was monking. He brought 7 healing spells and Resurrect. When I told him he should look into some condition and Hex removal, as well as a better rez, he started flaming me and put me on his ignore list.

He then PMed me out of the blue this morning to ignore-flame me once again. It's been nearly a month!

Some people.

onerabbit

onerabbit

Grotto Attendant

Join Date: Mar 2006

Thanks to all the guru [mods]

what happens when u dont give a chinese gold farmer what he wants? .. he says random stuff no one understands =D

Vahn Roi

Vahn Roi

Forge Runner

Join Date: Apr 2006

[HiDE]

and you know he is chinese...how?

Prof Of Black

Prof Of Black

Desert Nomad

Join Date: Nov 2006

@ Sensation Black

Death is Energy [DIE] ~ Raining fame alliance

I've put that in a translator, it didnt work on Chinese, Japanese and Korean :P

~Prof.

Pickletron

Pickletron

Lion's Arch Merchant

Join Date: Jun 2006

Australia

[Godz]

R/Mo

I'm Chinese and often farm gold :-)

Vahn Roi

Vahn Roi

Forge Runner

Join Date: Apr 2006

[HiDE]

apparently it is Chinese according to a friend, it's just not written in chinese characters...

anyway, more alliance fun.


Xander gets all the drops :[

Relambrien

Relambrien

Wilds Pathfinder

Join Date: Jan 2006

Delaware, USA

Error Seven Operators [Call]

W/

Quote:
Originally Posted by Prof Of Black
I've put that in a translator, it didnt work on Chinese, Japanese and Korean :P

~Prof. Most translators only work in the native character set, not the romanized forms.

MrGuildBoi

MrGuildBoi

Desert Nomad

Join Date: May 2006

A/



LOL, who seriously ignores you because you asked for a thread name, it's not like I'm going to sell it back or do anything. sorry for my misspell there in the chat 'one'

MrSlayer

MrSlayer

Jungle Guide

Join Date: Apr 2006

United Kingdom

Quit Whining And [PLAY]

Mo/

Anyways here's the roll. Couldnt post previously. Internet kept dying in a storm.


jrk247

jrk247

Desert Nomad

Join Date: Mar 2006

Twenty Gold For Mountain Troll [Tusk]



Just clearing up any misunderstandings...



Bad time to typo, lol.

God Apprentice

God Apprentice

Wilds Pathfinder

Join Date: Mar 2006

Mo/N

While waiting to set up for GvG tonight, I decided to educate the masses Discovery Channel style on "the monk". Guildie jumped in


netniwk

netniwk

Desert Nomad

Join Date: Mar 2005

Bellgium

W/E

lol @ the above
got one myself to:

the guy is probably still looking for his carrots...

Ares Moonlight

Ares Moonlight

Academy Page

Join Date: Mar 2007

Belgium

R/N



Cheesy,done before,and stupid but i still like it!

Audrinuh

Audrinuh

Pre-Searing Cadet

Join Date: Aug 2007

Marhan's Grotto.

[DP Nuu, sicko. Not that. Divine Perfection.

Me/Mo

Saw this waiting for AB to start.

jrk247

jrk247

Desert Nomad

Join Date: Mar 2006

Twenty Gold For Mountain Troll [Tusk]

The sad thing is, it's most likely true...

Audrinuh

Audrinuh

Pre-Searing Cadet

Join Date: Aug 2007

Marhan's Grotto.

[DP Nuu, sicko. Not that. Divine Perfection.

Me/Mo

Here's another.
We were doing very well with Hell's Precipice Mission, then we got into a very strange conversation.

- Names used with permission.

He was AFK for a pretty long time.

Yichi

Yichi

Furnace Stoker

Join Date: Sep 2005

Guild Hall, Vent, Guesting, PvE, or the occasional HA match...

Dark Alley [dR]

well if he helped take it off, its understandable why he might be gone for a while

Tarja

Tarja

Academy Page

Join Date: Sep 2006

Canada

Well.. Piston had to go to the bathroom, and that's how bottles came into the conversation....

The first line there says "Bottles are for leet people"



I edited out the name of the movie in case there are people here who liked it >_>



Don't you want your reward?



Names left in with permission

Shalamela

Pre-Searing Cadet

Join Date: Aug 2007

R/Me

god what ppl say in chat... lol

Gorebrex

Gorebrex

Jungle Guide

Join Date: Jan 2006

Must be new to RPGs...

Tarja

Tarja

Academy Page

Join Date: Sep 2006

Canada

Quote:
Originally Posted by Gorebrex
Must be new to RPGs...
Haha!

That one reminds me of when I first started playing. People were asking for tanks in ascalon, and I had no clue what was going on :3
Sort of like when people had said they go to the Desert to farm Hydras, I thought they were raising them to kill them

jrk247

jrk247

Desert Nomad

Join Date: Mar 2006

Twenty Gold For Mountain Troll [Tusk]

Jeff doesn't make friends, people just know him, lol.

jrk247

jrk247

Desert Nomad

Join Date: Mar 2006

Twenty Gold For Mountain Troll [Tusk]

Thorondor Port

Krytan Explorer

Join Date: Jul 2006

British Columbia

W/



Red is all same guy.

tenshi_strife

tenshi_strife

Desert Nomad

Join Date: Jul 2006

in sardelac getting yelled at.

Angels of Strife[Aoc]

E/

how is that funny..... he was saying hes ready for anything and you annoyed him and he overreacts but still....... not funny.

Droden

Droden

Pre-Searing Cadet

Join Date: Aug 2007

Kentucky

Seven Samuraii

E/N

Noob Fishing...




Jora is f*cking huge...nuff said...

MrSlayer

MrSlayer

Jungle Guide

Join Date: Apr 2006

United Kingdom

Quit Whining And [PLAY]

Mo/

Quote:
Originally Posted by Thorondor Port


Red is all same guy. Congratulations. You have just joined the many people who have posted images which reveal you to be a complete moron. First of all, he is just looking for a group, and using the fact he is an experienced player as a helpful ally. Afterall, would you rather take someone with very little experience or someone who you know can probably Monk pretty decently. Second, your whisper to him was totally random, completely un-related to anything he said and pretty un-called for.

The only remotely humorous part is that fact that he tells you that you're a little kid and should get ready for school when it's quite clear from his spelling he never attended any form of educational centre.

iriyabran

iriyabran

Krytan Explorer

Join Date: Feb 2007

[Lord]

E/

the situation could be that maybe he tried to encourage him to be a good monk since he prefered to play monk
and the guy's answer slaped him in the face :?

or maybe he was in a group with him and didn't monk good?

MrSlayer

MrSlayer

Jungle Guide

Join Date: Apr 2006

United Kingdom

Quit Whining And [PLAY]

Mo/

The guy at the top, who's name is left in blue, looks like he was explaining why he screwed up. The person posting actually left the name of the Monk in his Whisper Recipient box, and it's not the same guy.

Jeff Highwind

Jeff Highwind

Forge Runner

Join Date: Jul 2006

Grenth's Rejects [GR]

R/Mo

Best part, he diddnt censor the name in the whisper box. I sense a violation imo.

Gorebrex

Gorebrex

Jungle Guide

Join Date: Jan 2006

So very true, so very often...


Edit: In Sifhalla(Bear girl = Jora)

Roguish Seraph

Roguish Seraph

Frost Gate Guardian

Join Date: Dec 2005

Kamadan

[Evil]

Mo/E

I think this is funny because this is the third time that this has happened this month. Not sure why it happens so often, but everyone of these people always pm me first.

onerabbit

onerabbit

Grotto Attendant

Join Date: Mar 2006

Thanks to all the guru [mods]

i know its not really funny .. and i know there "was" a thread for this, but i cant find it =D



thought that was quite good =P

Raven Nepharim

Raven Nepharim

Ascalonian Squire

Join Date: Dec 2006

Norway

Elysium Eternum [Amor]

N/E

This is from just before Factions came out. Our guild was trying to decide which side to align with, so this is a conversation between our guild leader, myself (an officer at the time) and another guildee.