Post your IN-GAME CHAT funniness! (No names in pics) - Part II

tenshi_strife

Desert Nomad

Join Date: Jul 2006

in sardelac getting yelled at.

Angels of Strife[Aoc]

14 Aug 2007 at 21:39 - 402

Rend enchants on a monk i just stopped there for a sec and died of laughter.

Full Metal X

Frost Gate Guardian

Join Date: Dec 2006

Zomg Lasers Pew

14 Aug 2007 at 22:19 - 403

By SoR im going to guess shield of regen. Also vD i think it was ran a split mesmer with SoR and dismiss and AI. Why, I don't know thought id just point it out.

Jeff Highwind

Forge Runner

Join Date: Jul 2006

Grenth's Rejects [GR]

R/Mo

16 Aug 2007 at 00:51 - 404

Wow, when typo's go HORRIBLY wrong. Thank god Mango was logged off.
Names w/permission

tenshi_strife

Desert Nomad

Join Date: Jul 2006

in sardelac getting yelled at.

Angels of Strife[Aoc]

16 Aug 2007 at 01:45 - 405

ROFL i didnt know they had those in the online store >.>

Kusandaa

Forge Runner

Join Date: Jul 2006

N/Mo

16 Aug 2007 at 01:49 - 406

The follow up of Jeff's post;

Taurucis

Jungle Guide

Join Date: Jul 2006

The edge of reason

I don't play any more.

W/E

17 Aug 2007 at 01:13 - 407

Jeff Highwind

Forge Runner

Join Date: Jul 2006

Grenth's Rejects [GR]

R/Mo

17 Aug 2007 at 01:16 - 408

Yes, because Monks are not supposed to wield anything other than staves they will never wand with.

Jonathan Wilson

Academy Page

Join Date: Apr 2007

Grenths Rejects [GR]

Mo/

17 Aug 2007 at 01:16 - 409

......Lol xD

Guardian of the Light

Forge Runner

Join Date: Sep 2005

Radicals Against Tyrants

17 Aug 2007 at 06:07 - 410

LOL at Jeff's post.

Anyways, I'm in Ha and a ranger who's new to the game asks how to go to the UW.

mrmango

Desert Nomad

Join Date: Oct 2006

Southern California

Charter Vanguard [CV]

Me/Rt

17 Aug 2007 at 21:36 - 411

Lololz. at least he knew his patron goddess.

/sigh at the cussing newbs who don't know how to be effective.

Ancient Dragoon

Wilds Pathfinder

Join Date: Dec 2006

Canada

PhD [Teh Academy]

17 Aug 2007 at 22:29 - 412

This was kind of a long time ago, but made me laugh lol...

jrk247

Desert Nomad

Join Date: Mar 2006

Twenty Gold For Mountain Troll [Tusk]

17 Aug 2007 at 23:02 - 413

lol, I know ther are ways to find mods on unid's but I don't think someone would know all the mods on it unless it was a vamp/zealous (15/-1 or 15/-5) +20-30.

MMSDome

Raged Out

Join Date: Sep 2005

18 Aug 2007 at 03:02 - 414

one of my guildies kids was giving me alot of crap on ts (hes 10 years old) so my friend pm's me:

It was funny if you heard the kid :P I make myself laugh!

Gorebrex

Jungle Guide

Join Date: Jan 2006

18 Aug 2007 at 07:45 - 415

Best name of a HoH team?

Agent Mold3r

Lion's Arch Merchant

Join Date: Jan 2007

Death Legion Of Cantha

W/Rt

18 Aug 2007 at 08:52 - 416

Quote:

Originally Posted by jrk247

lol, I know ther are ways to find mods on unid's but I don't think someone would know all the mods on it unless it was a vamp/zealous (15/-1 or 15/-5) +20-30. how the heck do you do that?

jrk247

Desert Nomad

Join Date: Mar 2006

Twenty Gold For Mountain Troll [Tusk]

18 Aug 2007 at 09:57 - 417

Quote:

Originally Posted by Agent Mold3r

how the heck do you do that? Quite easy, equip an Unidentified weapon, if you have 1 health degen it's either 15/-1 or a vamp mod, -1 pip of energy is 15/-1 (energy one) or zealous, -5 energy would be a 15/-5 and any + health would mean a fortitude mod. This is the main reason most unid's are crap because the majority of people test them.
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Here's a couple recent ones.

I just like getting randomly PM'd by people I don't know and then told what guild I was in. lol?

Ranger in AB, he's got a good reason behind his skill choice too. /sarcasm

Gorebrex

Jungle Guide

Join Date: Jan 2006

19 Aug 2007 at 07:06 - 418

Guy in red made me laugh

RotteN

Forge Runner

Join Date: Jun 2005

19 Aug 2007 at 13:22 - 419

britnie31

Forge Runner

Join Date: Jun 2007

In HA .. dominating ~

DRKN

19 Aug 2007 at 14:19 - 420

Quote:

Originally Posted by RotteN

no offense, but that monk build IS horrible.

you use a 15nrg hex removal where a 5nrg hex removal could do the same, without the damage, sure, but monks aren't there to do damage.

empathy and backfire don't belong on monks either. 10nrg and 15nrg waisted, gfg. Not to mention you could have 10 divine favour instead of 10 domination, to actually heal more ...

Mo/Me is good, if you use that Me secondary for energy management, not to try and do some damage. Leave that to the rest of the team ...

The guy above you that posted that garbage monk build is the noob and he was trying to call out the other people . That cracks me up . ... oh but rotten you say no offense to start it off and then everything you say could be offensive hahahaha ..... but you are RIGHT .. and he should be offended that bar SUUUUUUCCCCCCKKKKKKKSSSSSSSS

Destro Maniak

Jungle Guide

Join Date: Aug 2006

19 Aug 2007 at 14:38 - 421

ROFL First I read the post I actually thought you were using the monk with a good and wellknow build and those peeps dont know anything but at last of post a total LOL That build sux

onerabbit

Grotto Attendant

Join Date: Mar 2006

Thanks to all the guru [mods]

19 Aug 2007 at 18:03 - 422

he never talks back

Hailfall

Jungle Guide

Join Date: Aug 2005

Germany

Phantom Commando

19 Aug 2007 at 18:46 - 423

I forgot to take screens of it but this is roughly what happened while we attempted to the bonus in Abbadons Mouth..

Monk: Wow you die a lot..
Me: Yes I know, normally i don't die that much though..

5 mins later...

Me: Oh I found out why i die so much..
Me: This armor is not infused.. ><
Monk: LAWL
Monk has left the game
Ranger: Seriously did our monk just leave?
Me: Yeah.. that's kinda stupid though.. mean.. it happens..

I so forgot to wear my infused armor in that mission.. felt so silly after xD

Gorebrex

Jungle Guide

Join Date: Jan 2006

19 Aug 2007 at 20:41 - 424

Quote:

Originally Posted by RotteN

no offense, but that monk build IS horrible.

you use a 15nrg hex removal where a 5nrg hex removal could do the same, without the damage, sure, but monks aren't there to do damage.

[B]empathy and backfire don't belong on monks either. 10nrg and 15nrg waisted, gfg. Not to mention you could have 10 divine favour instead of 10 domination, to actually heal more ...

Mo/Me is good, if you use that Me secondary for energy management, not to try and do some damage. Leave that to the rest of the team ... I know, but I have to be able to do some damage, or if theres a team wipe, and the mobs arent going away, I wont be able to rez, because I cant get rid of the mobs, and we have to restart. TOTALLY disagree with you there. Backfire is cast first, so tanks can get in close(I prefer to cast along with a primary Me on different targets. Empathy is always good to use on melee mobs, because when the attack me(as almost always happens), theyre making it easier for them to be taken out. Until I saw your post, I had forgotten I DID have 10 DF. lol Silly me. Im NOT trying to act as a primary damage dealer at all, I just like having more than healing available so that Im not totally dependant on others for survival(interrupts, just plain too much incoming damage, ect). Britnie, so sorry, but Ive used a builod very similar to, that before I got my elites, been using same build with very good results since I was able to use it. Cant suck if it works well. Destro, I really hate to tell you this, but I NEVER use the "pre-builds" Actually, havent even looked at any(Im assuming that theyre on Wiki, just havent looked). I make my own decisions about skills, and dont use a cookie cutter build. Ive no problem with those who do, but its not something Ill do. Id suggest you 3 not party with me, because the build works for me, it stays, and if I feel the need to change for current quest/situation/whatever, I will.

jrk247

Desert Nomad

Join Date: Mar 2006

Twenty Gold For Mountain Troll [Tusk]

19 Aug 2007 at 20:56 - 425

Ah this is too funny, good posts guys, I lol'd at the monk build and the posts to follow it.

Gorebrex

Jungle Guide

Join Date: Jan 2006

19 Aug 2007 at 21:19 - 426

Quote:

Originally Posted by jrk247

Ah this is too funny, good posts guys, I lol'd at the monk build and the posts to follow it. And I lol at you and those like you(above posters).

knoll

Desert Nomad

Join Date: Jul 2005

Washington State.

[ToA]

19 Aug 2007 at 23:06 - 427

Quote:

Originally Posted by Gorebrex

Guy in red made me laugh
The chat isnt as funny as your bar. You run a 15e hex removal, empathy, backfire, healing breeze (best monk skill ever!!!one!!elven11!).

[DE]

Hugs and Kisses

Join Date: Oct 2005

Scars Meadows

19 Aug 2007 at 23:06 - 428

Quote:

Originally Posted by Gorebrex

I know, but I have to be able to do some damage, or if theres a team wipe, and the mobs arent going away, I wont be able to rez, because I cant get rid of the mobs, and we have to restart. It's called Rebirth. Works well in PvE. You should try it sometime. By your logic, bringing Rebirth would than allow you to drop empathy and backfire letting you put points in more important attributes.

Faer

La-Li-Lu-Le-Lo

Join Date: Feb 2006

19 Aug 2007 at 23:10 - 429

Needz moar Bane Signet imo.

Gorebrex

Jungle Guide

Join Date: Jan 2006

20 Aug 2007 at 01:05 - 430

Quote:

Originally Posted by The Phantom

It's called Rebirth. Works well in PvE. You should try it sometime. By your logic, bringing Rebirth would than allow you to drop empathy and backfire letting you put points in more important attributes.[/

Quote:

Originally Posted by knoll

The chat isnt as funny as your bar. You run a 15e hex removal, empathy, backfire, healing breeze (best monk skill ever!!!one!!elven11!). As I said, Backfire goes first, tanks get in close, if they get hexed, I pull it, damaging whatever theyre fighting, allowing them to kill it faster, hopefully. Breeze is for combating degen, not heals.

Faer, I cant remeber the last time I used Bane Signet. Hell, I almost never smite unless in Kryta, for the undead. Of course, if expecting to fight mob(s) that summon things, Ill take smite then. Or if teamed with someone that has a skill trigged or has to be used on a HD'd foe.

Dont know why you people cant see these things.

I pwnd U

God of Spammers

Join Date: Oct 2005

in the middle of a burning cornfield...

Scars Meadows [SMS] (Officer)

20 Aug 2007 at 01:27 - 431

Quote:

Originally Posted by Gorebrex

By my logic? No idea what you mean by that. Not how I play it. I dont try to max out anything usually, instead going for a balanced build that seems appropriate for the quest/misssion/ect.

As I said, Backfire goes first, tanks get in close, if they get hexed, I pull it, damaging whatever theyre fighting, allowing them to kill it faster, hopefully. Breeze is for combating degen, not heals.

Faer, I cant remeber the last time I used Bane Signet. Hell, I almost never smite unless in Kryta, for the undead. Of course, if expecting to fight mob(s) that summon things, Ill take smite then. Or if teamed with someone that has a skill trigged or has to be used on a HD'd foe.

Dont know why you people cant see these things.

jrk247

Desert Nomad

Join Date: Mar 2006

Twenty Gold For Mountain Troll [Tusk]

20 Aug 2007 at 01:27 - 432

Quote:

Originally Posted by Gorebrex

Faer, I cant remeber the last time I used Bane Signet. Hell, I almost never smite unless in Kryta, for the undead. Of course, if expecting to fight mob(s) that summon things, Ill take smite then. Or if teamed with someone that has a skill trigged or has to be used on a HD'd foe.

Dont know why you people cant see these things.

Dont know why you people cant see these things.

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Was browsing stuff in the party window and get PM'd by a Sdfe Khs (or w/e sorry if that's a real name...) they must not know what kk means because they stopped PM'ing me after I said it.

Gorebrex

Jungle Guide

Join Date: Jan 2006

20 Aug 2007 at 01:47 - 433

Quote:

Originally Posted by I pwnd U

Needs to be moved to Campfire imo! So l337 let other players see!!!

What Phantom meant was you said you have to restart IF the mobs don't leave. Rebirth allows you to rez a team member froma safe distance without agrooing the enemies. Your team member is safely rezed at your location. That means you don't agroo the mobs.

Next, you are a MONK, you don't do damage, you are there to heal party members and keep them alive If you want to do damage like that go Mesmer primary, instead of Monk. Monks are meant to HEAL.. Sure they have smite skills, but those are used normally for soloing and for fun in PvP. (aka RA and AB) So bringing energy draining skills such as Reverse Hex, is dumb as Revealed or Inspired Hex removes a hex on your ally. Backfire and Empathy are just taking up room on your skill bar for better skills. Such as Dwaynas Kiss, which gives an extra healing boost to allies under the effects of hexes. Or even Word of Comfort, extra healing boost to allies under the effects of a condition. Even a powerful hard heal, such as Heal Other would be good, even though it requires 10e.

As for what Faer said, he was being sarcastic. >.> Im well aware of what Rebirth does.
Not trying to do anything more than minor damage assistance, healing is far and away the primary objective. Or for fighting undead and/or summoned mobs, smites good for that too. I dont PvP though, so that doesnt apply to me. I dont re4ally care for Inspired Hex, mostly because of the recharge, and that its locked for 20 seconds. If Im expecting alot of conditions and such in the area Im going to be in, I will likely take Dwaynas, for the reasons you mention, but not as a regular part of my build. I take heal other fairly often, actually, Im not "locked into" the build I posted, I take what seems appropriate for the types of mobs Ill be facing. Sarcasm meters in the shop, its taken quite a beating lately.
The build I posted is a base, and is adjusted as necessary, but that ones done me no wrong so far(that one was for Abbadons Mouth, btw).

MMSDome

Raged Out

Join Date: Sep 2005

20 Aug 2007 at 03:16 - 434

Quote:
Originally Posted by The Phantom
It's called Rebirth. Works well in PvE. You should try it sometime. By your logic, bringing Rebirth would than allow you to drop empathy and backfire letting you put points in more important attributes. he would use it during a battle though...

I pwnd U

God of Spammers

Join Date: Oct 2005

in the middle of a burning cornfield...

Scars Meadows [SMS] (Officer)

20 Aug 2007 at 04:37 - 435

Quote:
Originally Posted by Gorebrex
Im well aware of what Rebirth does.
Not trying to do anything more than minor damage assistance, healing is far and away the primary objective. Or for fighting undead and/or summoned mobs, smites good for that too. I dont PvP though, so that doesnt apply to me. I dont re4ally care for Inspired Hex, mostly because of the recharge, and that its locked for 20 seconds. If Im expecting alot of conditions and such in the area Im going to be in, I will likely take Dwaynas, for the reasons you mention, but not as a regular part of my build. I take heal other fairly often, actually, Im not "locked into" the build I posted, I take what seems appropriate for the types of mobs Ill be facing. Sarcasm meters in the shop, its taken quite a beating lately.
The build I posted is a base, and is adjusted as necessary, but that ones done me no wrong so far(that one was for Abbadons Mouth, btw).

Can always take Deny Hexes, add points to Divine Favor. 5e skill only a 12 sec recharge as compared to a 20 for Inspire and Reveal. There are plenty of ways around hexes, just have to be creative.

Quote:

Originally Posted by MMSDome

he would use it during a battle though... Silly henchies >.>

knoll

Desert Nomad

Join Date: Jul 2005

Washington State.

[ToA]

20 Aug 2007 at 04:51 - 436

Quote:

Originally Posted by Gorebrex

Dont know why you people cant see these things. You are bad at the game, Kthxbai.

Roderick Bravehart

Academy Page

Join Date: Sep 2006

Trying to play Crysis on GLaDOS' mainframe.

Grenth's Rejects (GR)

20 Aug 2007 at 05:36 - 437

Okay okay, so the guy has an odd build. Let him go and stop flaming him.
Anyways:
Odd Sights on my travels=

Power Rangers!

About Tanks

Also: I would give my soul to be in GR. I love you guys.

mrmango

Desert Nomad

Join Date: Oct 2006

Southern California

Charter Vanguard [CV]

Me/Rt

20 Aug 2007 at 05:55 - 438

Shatter hex is too much energy among the bad non-monk job mesmer spells you brought for your little damage. I really don't believe you've had "a good experience" with that build in the Ring of Fire. Mend ailment... for Prophecies only it's the best you got. Good job there.
Healing breeze is for countering degen eh? Just get rid of the condition/hex or just use a powerful heal like dwayna's kiss to counter the degen better. Healing breeze is very inneffective. I don't see why you can't see it.

Pm me for more discussions.

DarkGanni

Forge Runner

Join Date: Mar 2006

Malta

[CuTe]

20 Aug 2007 at 06:02 - 439

Quote:

Originally Posted by Roderick Bravehart

Okay okay, so the guy has an odd build. Let him go and stop flaming him.
Anyways:
Odd Sights on my travels=

Power Rangers!

About Tanks

Also: I would give my soul to be in GR. I love you guys. firey dragon zord ahahahahahahahahaha fell outta my chair when reading that. Nice one

Gorebrex

Jungle Guide

Join Date: Jan 2006

20 Aug 2007 at 07:29 - 440

Quote:

Originally Posted by I pwnd U

Maybe I could take Deny Hexes, if its in Prophecies or maybe Factions(just got it last week), Ill take a look at it later.

Quote:

Originally Posted by knoll

You are bad at the game, Kthxbai. Bad how? Its nice if you explain why somethings bad, instead of just saying it is. And no, I do ok.

Thanks Rod, youre right, we should all let it go now.

Reason

Krytan Explorer

Join Date: Nov 2006

California

20 Aug 2007 at 08:27 - 441

Quote:

Originally Posted by Gorebrex

Guy in red made me laugh
Alright, I want your IGN, because I NEVER want the possibiblity that your on my team.