Post your IN-GAME CHAT funniness! (No names in pics) - Part II

Vahn Roi

Forge Runner

Join Date: Apr 2006

[HiDE]

21 Sep 2007 at 17:29 - 522

tenshi_strife

Desert Nomad

Join Date: Jul 2006

in sardelac getting yelled at.

Angels of Strife[Aoc]

21 Sep 2007 at 18:21 - 523

i said the same thing except it was "damn it my mom wants me to visit her..... on a double drop weekend wtf."

Tender Wolf

Banned

Join Date: Jul 2007

All over Tyria, Cantha, & Elona

The Eternal Night Vanguard [TEN]

21 Sep 2007 at 22:19 - 524

Most of my chat funnies are npc dialogs that always make me laugh. But I did manage to maintain a funny one in alliance chat earlier. I need 2 more missions to get Protector of Cantha, so I asked my allies about one of them. Observe:

I'll take that as a no lol

I totally agree!

ahahahaha The feeling is mutual

Yeah well you look like a headless chicken! haha

I don't know if this applies but I found these in the forums for the Tyrian's Next Top Superstar Cycle 1. I love that so I was reading through the old ones and found the following:

This is one of the contestants (and she did win that week), and here are the comments from other observers:

~*~First thing I thought when I saw (character's name) was: "Ouch." Really looks like shes planting a nice flying knee into the guys jewels. *cowers in pain*

~*~Very nice shot (character's name) allthough it looks like u're giving your male partner a knee in the nuts. (Ouch)

~*~Ai... Right in the nuts

I laughed out loud at that, and am still in tears from it.

Faer

La-Li-Lu-Le-Lo

Join Date: Feb 2006

21 Sep 2007 at 23:27 - 525

It's amazingly funny that people still don't understand the basic "Run Amber to Win" concept. Quote:

Originally Posted by Vahn Roi

Haha that's awesome that your Alliance member would rather farm in GW than score hot chicks while being a good friend and going to the wedding.

Hahaha. I lol'd irl.

Jade Barbosa

Ascalonian Squire

Join Date: Sep 2007

W/P

23 Sep 2007 at 14:28 - 526

I ran Slip- through dunes of despair then a few days later I get this from him.

He was wearing 15k glads dyed black when I ran him...

Faer

La-Li-Lu-Le-Lo

Join Date: Feb 2006

23 Sep 2007 at 15:53 - 527

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jade Barbosa

I ran Slip- through dunes of despair then a few days later I get this from him.

<sipped screenie out for length purposes>

He was wearing 15k glads dyed black when I ran him... What would maxing Strength do for him?

onerabbit

Grotto Attendant

Join Date: Mar 2006

Thanks to all the guru [mods]

23 Sep 2007 at 18:18 - 528

Doesnt Strenght give u like extra sundering or summin?

Reason

Krytan Explorer

Join Date: Nov 2006

California

23 Sep 2007 at 20:27 - 529

Some Extra AP...can't hurt when ya got a noob who will Frenzy with no monks

jrk247

Desert Nomad

Join Date: Mar 2006

Twenty Gold For Mountain Troll [Tusk]

23 Sep 2007 at 21:19 - 530

Lol, he's going to quit GW. TBH that looked like a scam, a poorly thought up one at that...

Faer

La-Li-Lu-Le-Lo

Join Date: Feb 2006

23 Sep 2007 at 21:58 - 531

Quote:

Originally Posted by onerabbit

Doesnt Strenght give u like extra sundering or summin? Only on Attack Skills. And seeing as how the only skills on his bar should have been Frenzy and Healing Breeze...

Bar Fight

Academy Page

Join Date: Apr 2006

Base Is Under Attack {GaNK}

R/N

24 Sep 2007 at 07:45 - 532

strength wouldnt help too much, maybe puttin those points in healing woulda done him better.. i dunno whatever it takes i guess i say put frenzy heal sip heal breeze. WAMMMOOOOO POWWWWAAAAA!!!

Frenzy + Heal sig and breeze = INVINCABLE!!!

menti

Pre-Searing Cadet

Join Date: Sep 2007

gangstatown, USA

Kneegrows

R/Me

25 Sep 2007 at 03:45 - 533

Quote:

Originally Posted by jrk247

Mature friendly stoners? So many oxymorons in that statement.

I resent that. I know plenty of friendly stoners....may not be mature...atleast they are calm.

blue.rellik

Forge Runner

Join Date: Feb 2007

Melbourne, Australia

None

25 Sep 2007 at 04:28 - 534

I saw this in Lion's Arch :

Queenie

Forge Runner

Join Date: Jul 2005

26 Sep 2007 at 06:33 - 535

Was in Jea spamming the trade channel 'WTB tall starbucks hot chocolate w/ cream' got this....its a bit much for a cup of hot chocolate. XD

(I have the guys permission to include his name!)

Arcane_Penguin

Frost Gate Guardian

Join Date: Jun 2007

Land Downunder

The Shadowheart Vanguard

R/Mo

26 Sep 2007 at 07:30 - 536

rofl <filler for needed 12 chars to post>

jrk247

Desert Nomad

Join Date: Mar 2006

Twenty Gold For Mountain Troll [Tusk]

27 Sep 2007 at 07:25 - 537

Bad choice of words? lol.

tenshi_strife

Desert Nomad

Join Date: Jul 2006

in sardelac getting yelled at.

Angels of Strife[Aoc]

27 Sep 2007 at 15:51 - 538

XD wow yea, well then.......

blakecraw

Krytan Explorer

Join Date: Nov 2005

Austin, TX

01 Oct 2007 at 00:08 - 539

This guy was awesome (in RA of course)

jrk247

Desert Nomad

Join Date: Mar 2006

Twenty Gold For Mountain Troll [Tusk]

02 Oct 2007 at 04:21 - 540

Lol the Grotto storage box.

BTW, I've tried teaching people how to get in the storage, it's too much of a hassle and people usually just get pissed. And he wouldn't have given me the stuff he put in trade.

Mr. Fahrenheit

Lion's Arch Merchant

Join Date: Dec 2006

Broadway

03 Oct 2007 at 11:13 - 541

Was selling my runic blade and some dude offered 2k for it, I decided to go with the flow...

silv3rr

Desert Nomad

Join Date: Mar 2006

04 Oct 2007 at 02:06 - 542

My personal favourite.

Synopsis: Helping a friend get through Vizunah in Local. That guy if I'm not mistaken, was on the Foreign side (duh!). I admit I was being sort of an ass to the guy, but I have no regrets.

He was running a 55 build and died to the Am-Fah ambush (he ran ahead...) after the first section of the mission.

Yes I was aware that he didn't have another set of armor... his argument was that 55 = good because he did well with it in Prophecies. I can't seem to word this properly, there's just too much "stupid" going on in my head when I try to comprehend his logic, so bottom line is, arrogance + ignorance/oblivious + stupid + stupid + stupid + stupid = bad

tenshi_strife

Desert Nomad

Join Date: Jul 2006

in sardelac getting yelled at.

Angels of Strife[Aoc]

04 Oct 2007 at 15:45 - 543

wtf you never make your only set 55 lol, you always have a normal set then you get a 55 set what a noob lol

Pickletron

Lion's Arch Merchant

Join Date: Jun 2006

Australia

[Godz]

R/Mo

07 Oct 2007 at 08:30 - 544

I had no idea what this guy was talking about...

MrSlayer

Jungle Guide

Join Date: Apr 2006

United Kingdom

Quit Whining And [PLAY]

Mo/

07 Oct 2007 at 09:45 - 545

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pickletron

I had no idea what this guy was talking about...
So many people like that aren't there? If I'm selling something and I go for "Whisper Offers", I ALWAYS get at least 4-5 PMs saying "how much?" -.- Can't say I've ever had someone buying something I don't have though

Diddy bow

Furnace Stoker

Join Date: Oct 2006

Jawsome!!!!!!!!!!!

looking for one :p

A/D

07 Oct 2007 at 10:01 - 546

Quote:

Originally Posted by MrSlayer

So many people like that aren't there? If I'm selling something and I go for "Whisper Offers", I ALWAYS get at least 4-5 PMs saying "how much?" -.- Can't say I've ever had someone buying something I don't have though

XD, or in my case
Guy:WTS tormented honrbow whisp offer
me:10K
Guy:lol no
Me how much then

Works like a charm cus ppl who say whisp offer half the time dont know the price of it and are forced to think of one.

As for a screenshot, this is when we won 11-0 in RA on the lava map, amazing how angry ppl can get over a bit of sarcasm

Reason

Krytan Explorer

Join Date: Nov 2006

California

07 Oct 2007 at 10:45 - 547

lol I love RA so much

Ominous Force

Krytan Explorer

Join Date: Aug 2006

Vancouver, B.C.

07 Oct 2007 at 10:57 - 548

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pickletron

I had no idea what this guy was talking about...
LMAO.....I hate people who do that.

Kusandaa

Forge Runner

Join Date: Jul 2006

N/Mo

09 Oct 2007 at 13:33 - 549

In the middle of a debate;

moko

??uo??o??

Join Date: May 2006

09 Oct 2007 at 13:39 - 550

Quote:

Originally Posted by Kusandaa

In the middle of a debate;

^would be funny if people didn't use dum so much. ...and he appears to have problems with ctl. :P

Taurucis

Jungle Guide

Join Date: Jul 2006

The edge of reason

I don't play any more.

W/E

10 Oct 2007 at 01:28 - 551

Elementalist with a terrible build but saying a rather strange reply...

Roderick Bravehart

Academy Page

Join Date: Sep 2006

Trying to play Crysis on GLaDOS' mainframe.

Grenth's Rejects (GR)

10 Oct 2007 at 04:57 - 552

Even more isghts and sounds from my travels around Tyria.

Guild Names FTW.

Errr... Yeah.

Uhh, that's not a profession. Is it?

Consume Corpses+Hungry Necro

How... do you do that?

Running Drunk

About Luxons

And thus there shall be more, as there is an infinite amount of stupidity and weirdess in Tyria.

crazy diamond

Wilds Pathfinder

Join Date: Jun 2005

10 Oct 2007 at 05:57 - 553

Quote:

Originally Posted by tenshi_strife

wtf you never make your only set 55 lol, you always have a normal set then you get a 55 set what a noob lol Even if he had another set, what was he going to do? Unless you don't mind his main heals consisting of nothing but Mending and Healing Breeze, and his damage output relying on nothing but Balths Aura and/or SoJ; which will all just get ripped through as easily on anyone else as it was from him.

The part where he blames the necro as if it were some shocking and unexpected turn of events is the best part imho, and the testament of his stupidity.

Arcane_Penguin

Frost Gate Guardian

Join Date: Jun 2007

Land Downunder

The Shadowheart Vanguard

R/Mo

10 Oct 2007 at 06:13 - 554

Quote:

Originally Posted by jrk247

Lol the Grotto storage box.

BTW, I've tried teaching people how to get in the storage, it's too much of a hassle and people usually just get pissed. And he wouldn't have given me the stuff he put in trade. How do you get in the storage? I've only gotten in there in the Warriors Isle because I spawned in it o.O