Post your IN-GAME CHAT funniness! (No names in pics) - Part II
jrk247
O lol that's just wrong.
billy brute
On the topic of funny skill bars;
I got sent this when doing Urgoz with a friend. I lol'd. It was labeled "How men have sex"
[skill]Shove[/skill] [skill]"on your knees!"[/skill] [skill]frenzy[/skill] [skill]penetrating blow[/skill] [skill]wild blow[/skill] [skill]"brace yourself!"[/skill] [skill]final thrust[/skill] [skill]thrill of victory[/skill]
I got sent this when doing Urgoz with a friend. I lol'd. It was labeled "How men have sex"
[skill]Shove[/skill] [skill]"on your knees!"[/skill] [skill]frenzy[/skill] [skill]penetrating blow[/skill] [skill]wild blow[/skill] [skill]"brace yourself!"[/skill] [skill]final thrust[/skill] [skill]thrill of victory[/skill]
Rainman
lmfao reminds me of an alliance chat about On Your Knees and To The Limit o.O
Sir Seifus Halbred
I don't get the "gay men have sex" build lol.....
Kinda funny though, lol. It may be offensive to any gay people on the board though.
Anyhow, here is some funny screenies.
The first chat is someone is a seller in Ascalon. (which no one understood how he was selling)
The next chat is in Alliance Battles. One person decided to respond to the player who got locked out and insisted they were lying, lol. Another person asked if he made daisy chains? o.0? lol, which i also found funny..
Ah good times in AB...
Kinda funny though, lol. It may be offensive to any gay people on the board though.
Anyhow, here is some funny screenies.
The first chat is someone is a seller in Ascalon. (which no one understood how he was selling)
The next chat is in Alliance Battles. One person decided to respond to the player who got locked out and insisted they were lying, lol. Another person asked if he made daisy chains? o.0? lol, which i also found funny..
Ah good times in AB...
MrSlayer
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Originally Posted by billy brute
On the topic of funny skill bars;
I got sent this when doing Urgoz with a friend. I lol'd. It was labeled "How men have sex"
[skill]Shove[/skill] [skill]"on your knees!"[/skill] [skill]frenzy[/skill] [skill]penetrating blow[/skill] [skill]wild blow[/skill] [skill]"brace yourself!"[/skill] [skill]final thrust[/skill] [skill]thrill of victory[/skill] I'm pretty sure that was me
I got sent this when doing Urgoz with a friend. I lol'd. It was labeled "How men have sex"
[skill]Shove[/skill] [skill]"on your knees!"[/skill] [skill]frenzy[/skill] [skill]penetrating blow[/skill] [skill]wild blow[/skill] [skill]"brace yourself!"[/skill] [skill]final thrust[/skill] [skill]thrill of victory[/skill] I'm pretty sure that was me
Jason Xll
A friend sent me this build, he calls it "The Date Rape":
[skill]Unsuspecting strike[/skill] [skill]"fear me!"[/skill] [skill]palm strike[/skill] [skill]"on your knees!"[/skill] [skill]penetrating blow[/skill] [skill]"to the limit!"[/skill] [skill]final thrust[/skill] [skill]dark escape[/skill]
[skill]Unsuspecting strike[/skill] [skill]"fear me!"[/skill] [skill]palm strike[/skill] [skill]"on your knees!"[/skill] [skill]penetrating blow[/skill] [skill]"to the limit!"[/skill] [skill]final thrust[/skill] [skill]dark escape[/skill]
Cherng Butter
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Originally Posted by Jason Xll
A friend sent me this build, he calls it "The Date Rape":
[skill]Unsuspecting strike[/skill] [skill]"fear me!"[/skill] [skill]palm strike[/skill] [skill]"on your knees!"[/skill] [skill]penetrating blow[/skill] [skill]"to the limit!"[/skill] [skill]final thrust[/skill] [skill]dark escape[/skill] Oooh man after I saw Dark Escape I couldn't stop laughing!
[skill]Unsuspecting strike[/skill] [skill]"fear me!"[/skill] [skill]palm strike[/skill] [skill]"on your knees!"[/skill] [skill]penetrating blow[/skill] [skill]"to the limit!"[/skill] [skill]final thrust[/skill] [skill]dark escape[/skill] Oooh man after I saw Dark Escape I couldn't stop laughing!
Potter
Keeping the folks in aspenwood alive xD
jrk247
I was going to respond to him saying that my mom's dead to see what he would say but he ignored me...
BTW, My mom's not really dead.
MrSlayer
Quite a few here. Some funny, some random.
We were going to go cap Avatar of Dwayna...but as you can see, we decided against it...at the same time.
A friend and member of GR whispered me and asked me to announce "The Mad King Thorn will be arriving in the GR hall in 3 minutes". Sure enough, 3 minutes later...
And all that to get rid of his halloween items. Lasted around 24 mins xD
A guy in pre-sear with a SERIOUS disability
A random thing I noticed. I won't give spoilers for those who haven't played NF, but I'm sure you know what happens to kormir after Consulate. And yet in the Realm of Torment...
Random questing..
And finally
I chose not to ask...
All names with permission
We were going to go cap Avatar of Dwayna...but as you can see, we decided against it...at the same time.
A friend and member of GR whispered me and asked me to announce "The Mad King Thorn will be arriving in the GR hall in 3 minutes". Sure enough, 3 minutes later...
And all that to get rid of his halloween items. Lasted around 24 mins xD
A guy in pre-sear with a SERIOUS disability
A random thing I noticed. I won't give spoilers for those who haven't played NF, but I'm sure you know what happens to kormir after Consulate. And yet in the Realm of Torment...
Random questing..
And finally
I chose not to ask...
All names with permission
Jeff Highwind
Haha good eye on the Kormir bit. xD
Buzzer
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Originally Posted by MrSlayer
A guy in pre-sear with a SERIOUS disability
I think he refers to the door you need to open to get into the Charr zone
I think he refers to the door you need to open to get into the Charr zone
Scorchio
Technically what I called him was inaccurate as no money changed hands.
Jason Xll
Haha the chromosome thing is hilarious, very subtle
mr_groovy
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Originally Posted by Scorchio
Technically what I called him was inaccurate as no money changed hands.
Did you /point /laugh ? I sure would have Great stuff
Did you /point /laugh ? I sure would have
Great stuff
billy brute
Quote:
Originally Posted by MrSlayer
I'm pretty sure that was me
Hhm, don't remember the name, was it with passive by any chance? Also that build used to be in [Meow] announcement for at least a month xD
Hhm, don't remember the name, was it with passive by any chance? Also that build used to be in [Meow] announcement for at least a month xD
mojave mango juice
Random conversation I walked into in Zos Shivros one day.
Have you ever paid attention to the first two skills a warrior gets in prophecies?
EDIT: ty for the nice comments mr groovy
Have you ever paid attention to the first two skills a warrior gets in prophecies?
EDIT: ty for the nice comments mr groovy
Unlucky Slayer
Cleaned up the thread abit. You know who you are and what you did.
mr_groovy
I met this guy tonight doing the wilds mission + bonus. (My ele still needs to do much in prophecies, done elona & cantha already).So me and some guildies though oh well we need another monk, why not pug one. This awnsers your question right.
Oh well at least he took a res sig with him ^^
Oh well at least he took a res sig with him ^^
dicecube
Quote:
Originally Posted by mr_groovy
I met this guy tonight doing the wilds mission + bonus. (My ele still needs to do much in prophecies, done elona & cantha already).So me and some guildies though oh well we need another monk, why not pug one. This awnsers your question right.
Oh well at least he took a res sig with him ^^ almost the same but warrior instead of monk
Oh well at least he took a res sig with him ^^ almost the same but warrior instead of monk
Hungry was Didi
Hi this is my first post in the forums, enjoy ^-^
Taurucis
For those that dont know, a Blue Footed Boobie is a kind of bird.
jrk247
Clones ftw.
Mitchel
For those who want a cheesy guild chat from a GR member, no sorry not in this post.
As I was playing Asspen on Lux side, this W/Mo and me started a conversation. He really insisted that "takez 4 to kill meh" was win. Ofcourse, being the friendly carebear I am, I told him he faild and should uninstall. He ran up to me and started hitting -4 and -5 ("Mah Swordz is lvl 19"), and he used the Healing Hands/Mending combo. That's when I told him Mending sucks. Et voila.
mr_groovy
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Originally Posted by Mitchel
For those who want a cheesy guild chat from a GR member, no sorry not in this post.
As I was playing Asspen on Lux side, this W/Mo and me started a conversation. He really insisted that "takez 4 to kill meh" was win. Ofcourse, being the friendly carebear I am, I told him he faild and should uninstall. He ran up to me and started hitting -4 and -5 ("Mah Swordz is lvl 19"), and he used the Healing Hands/Mending combo. That's when I told him Mending sucks. Et voila. Mending: With great power, comes great responsibility. Lol Did he also do the healsig + frenzy combo?
Mitchel
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Originally Posted by mr_groovy
Mending: With great power, comes great responsibility. Lol Did he also do the healsig + frenzy combo?
I told him that he was better of using that, but he said "Therez a reason that those r the first skillz"
I told him that he was better of using that, but he said "Therez a reason that those r the first skillz"
MMSDome
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Originally Posted by oh_oh_joe
I remember one of my guildies sending this to me.
No offense BTW
ROFL that is so bad, funniest build ive ever seen
No offense BTW
ROFL that is so bad, funniest build ive ever seen
Mirikashitakuari
Was in Raisu Palace when this happened
Chuckman Jones is me
Draak Calinca
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Originally Posted by Mirikashitakuari
Was in Raisu Palace when this happened
Chuckman Jones is me I don't see how thats funny, but it may just be my lack of sense of humor or what, iunno
Jeff Highwind
It's a paradox Draak. That's all I am gonna say.
Draak Calinca
Well I'm still confused XD
Mister O
I just freak my whole team out
Thilarin
Not necessarily funny...but this happened to me when i was tryin to sell my Mini Pig in LA...it was very...interesting 
( Blue-Me ~~~~ Red-Other Guy)
( Blue-Me ~~~~ Red-Other Guy)
Vahn Roi
fartlicker xD
moko
what can i say? xD grasshoppers > celly. and yes, name is fine. :<
PyrAnkh
Lol, we have a new guild in our alliance, guild of a friend. Its a pve guild...but you really cant tell they only pve.
jrk247
I was making a sell thread...
Arcane_Penguin
@jrk247: lmao, nice one.
DeePly07
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Originally Posted by PyrAnkh
Lol, we have a new guild in our alliance, guild of a friend. Its a pve guild...but you really cant tell they only pve.
Where they joking or?? Cause that is so funny hahahaha ecto's
Where they joking or?? Cause that is so funny hahahaha ecto's
PyrAnkh
No the guy was dead serious. We from OTL were joking though, but he didnt know LOL. Hardcore pve players 