Post your IN-GAME CHAT funniness! (No names in pics) - Part II

Faer

Faer

La-Li-Lu-Le-Lo

Join Date: Feb 2006



Some days, I don't understand people at all.

Guardian of the Light

Guardian of the Light

Forge Runner

Join Date: Sep 2005

Radicals Against Tyrants

W/

"So where are you guys from?"



I think someone has been playing too long

Reinfire

Reinfire

Lion's Arch Merchant

Join Date: May 2006

Amsterdam, NL

The Guild of Cunning Artificiers [ANKH]

W/

Today I stumbled upon this hilarious little chat convo :

Knido

Knido

Wilds Pathfinder

Join Date: Jul 2005

in exile

W/

Zeek Aran

Zeek Aran

Forge Runner

Join Date: Aug 2006

Earth, sadly

BORK

A/

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v2...w161AIJoke.png




Yes... that's me being an idiot. I would have capped Shield from the Facet of Light, but I already had it. This I did not know, or else I wouldn't be there with a cap. Hopefully some of you get the joke, if you've ever PUGged this mission.

Giga Strike

Giga Strike

Wilds Pathfinder

Join Date: Aug 2006

stranded in vabbi this time

None [N/A]

you play with the bork bork bork language?

Puddingbroodje

Puddingbroodje

Frost Gate Guardian

Join Date: Mar 2006

The Netherlands

Lovers of Whiskey and Women [LWW]

E/Mo

Zeek Aran

Zeek Aran

Forge Runner

Join Date: Aug 2006

Earth, sadly

BORK

A/

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v2...GW/Illegal.png

Booong?

Yes, my guild is Crimson Knights of Bork [BORK]. Only requirement is that you have the language set to Bork, which is why it's like that.

jrk247

jrk247

Desert Nomad

Join Date: Mar 2006

Twenty Gold For Mountain Troll [Tusk]



This guy kept going on about how he was a retard. -__-

bebe

bebe

Forge Runner

Join Date: Jun 2005

http://tinyurl.com/4g5ueb8

Put the peanut in the peanut hole!

Waiting on couple guildmates to get ready for a quest.. and I got bored. :x



I<3people. ^^

jrk247

jrk247

Desert Nomad

Join Date: Mar 2006

Twenty Gold For Mountain Troll [Tusk]

So I got around to beating Faction's on TDD.

onerabbit

onerabbit

Grotto Attendant

Join Date: Mar 2006

Thanks to all the guru [mods]



lol .. whats his problem =P

Hes still doing it.. Zos Channel inter dis1 xD

he left now =(

mojave mango juice

Jungle Guide

Join Date: Aug 2006

sooo, what DO people do in that minute before the GvG starts?

Draak Calinca

Draak Calinca

Lol wat is retirement :)

Join Date: Jan 2007

Washington State.

IGN: Wydz Luvs

Me/

Quote:
Originally Posted by mojave mango juice
sooo, what DO people do in that minute before the GvG starts?

Lol! XD

"I'm a Ho Herder"

LOL XDDD

Elin Grindemyr X

Academy Page

Join Date: Feb 2006

R/

OK..heres a couple good ones...of course everyone thats in GR..knows who the person talking abut MARGONTIES is =] (and yes their all from the same person....) The ones in the black are just random people, and the ones in the other colors are all the same person in all the pics




in this one,i was asking which quest was easier in nightfall..the one with the Koss mission or the Melonni mission..and this is what happens



in this one, we were doing Heroes Ascent and we decided to do some "noob talk" haha, anyways, i didnt catch the first part but the person in the bluish/white said: "Awww i braught ebon dust aura, but i braught a shocking scythe" then it continues with that part.. xD this one cracked me up for a while

jrk247

jrk247

Desert Nomad

Join Date: Mar 2006

Twenty Gold For Mountain Troll [Tusk]


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Names w/ permish.

hlc617

hlc617

Academy Page

Join Date: Mar 2007

P/

alliance chatting i oddly did not take part in lol.


Jeff Highwind

Jeff Highwind

Forge Runner

Join Date: Jul 2006

Grenth's Rejects [GR]

R/Mo

Cebe

Cebe

The 5th Celestial Boss

Join Date: Jul 2006

Inverness, Scotland

The Cult of Scaro [WHO]

E/

Ahh, fun times in Thunderhead Keep. ......ong is a wammo from the alliance...seemed to believe anything

Razorwood

Frost Gate Guardian

Join Date: May 2005

Newcastle (Ish)

Xcoh

N/

All I can say is for once i'm glad I had Mending with me

Spazzer

Spazzer

Jungle Guide

Join Date: May 2006

USA

Team Asshat [Hat]

Mo/E

DO YOU KNOW WHO I AM????//

EPIC

mojave mango juice

Jungle Guide

Join Date: Aug 2006

The background story:
Ven (Bierflesjes) has an account in GR. A bunch of us GRs decided to HA and on our first match of the night, we get paired with her team in Underworld...




Remaining names left in with permission.

Sir Seifus Halbred

Sir Seifus Halbred

Wilds Pathfinder

Join Date: Oct 2006

Ok so here goes.

The first text where the person spammed about the tattered cape three times, was in Kodash Bazzar.

The one about how to use the merchant was in Arborstone, it took the guy 10 minutes to figure out how to use the merchant, lol.

The next one about playing music was a warrior in mixed armor (platemail, ascalon, and shing jea to be exact dyed rainbow colors) spamming that in LA about 20 times.

The AIDS one was from a previous old guild i was in, lol randomness.

Finally, the last one was from guy who pmed me in HA. When i asked who he was and responded with a "?" he said he just was randomly pming people that message? o.0

Solus Spartan

Solus Spartan

Krytan Explorer

Join Date: May 2007

Australia

[Lawl]

Mo/

Someone claiming Kurzick suck, and that he sucks @ Guild Wars, but has another advantage..


This guy wants to show his mum something Random..

Kilmo

Kilmo

Ascalonian Squire

Join Date: Feb 2007

Melbourne

Bloody Knuckles

W/

Quote:
Originally Posted by Spazzer
DO YOU KNOW WHO I AM????//

EPIC


hahah

i wish i could meet that guy

Chrono Re delle Ere

Chrono Re delle Ere

Jungle Guide

Join Date: Jul 2006

The Land of Hyrule

[GoE]

W/

Quote:
Originally Posted by Celestial Beaver
Ahh, fun times in Thunderhead Keep. ......ong is a wammo from the alliance...seemed to believe anything

Man, you cannot imagin how much I'm actually laughing...I just cannot stop LOL The wammo slapper XD How could you think about that.....ooooomg....if you were getting wet, I actually got wet LOL

Razorwood

Frost Gate Guardian

Join Date: May 2005

Newcastle (Ish)

Xcoh

N/

Quote:
Originally Posted by Chrono Re delle Ere
Man, you cannot imagin how much I'm actually laughing...I just cannot stop LOL The wammo slapper XD How could you think about that.....ooooomg....if you were getting wet, I actually got wet LOL Thanks I think (I'm the monk in question).

jrk247

jrk247

Desert Nomad

Join Date: Mar 2006

Twenty Gold For Mountain Troll [Tusk]



Gigglesnort, wtf?
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Names w/ permish.

Guardian of the Light

Guardian of the Light

Forge Runner

Join Date: Sep 2005

Radicals Against Tyrants

W/

On vent I said that I didn't have Xfire this is what followed.

Tarja

Tarja

Academy Page

Join Date: Sep 2006

Canada

Names left in with permission













These next two were at 2 am, which meant extreme hyper/stupidness



jrk247

jrk247

Desert Nomad

Join Date: Mar 2006

Twenty Gold For Mountain Troll [Tusk]



lol that was a fun trip, took about 10 minutes to get our team up and running again. I aggro'd the whole begining of the burning forrest.
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Just talking about guru mods.
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This one isn't really funny (to me), but it was for the people that were spamming (for some reason). Just shows how stupid some people are.

jrk247

jrk247

Desert Nomad

Join Date: Mar 2006

Twenty Gold For Mountain Troll [Tusk]



Lol, wrong chat.
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Some random person just comes up and says this. Lmao.
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Old easter egg, but it deserves to be posted.

Taurucis

Jungle Guide

Join Date: Jul 2006

The edge of reason

I don't play any more.

W/E

MrSlayer

MrSlayer

Jungle Guide

Join Date: Apr 2006

United Kingdom

Quit Whining And [PLAY]

Mo/

A sample of the complex debates I start in guild chat

Mesmer in Need

Mesmer in Need

Forge Runner

Join Date: Mar 2006

[ToA]

LOL @ the gr alliance. Btw im blargy Mcbeard in the above post. To redeem us as much as we can for the above post, i guess i have to include an explanation. If you read Taurucis's location, it says "margonite snuggle land".. Well, apparently, margonites make the sound HRRK!. Thats all i really understand. If you were in the guild, you would understand.

Mickey

Mickey

Jungle Guide

Join Date: Feb 2006

Eternal Insight

D/

No one posted the chat log where Nenth thought I was RTS? Dammit, I crapped my pants on that one. I error seved in the middle, and lost it.

End of story: Me ("RTS") left the guild because then the people over at TNTM would know that the contest was rigged

Moa Bird Cultist

Moa Bird Cultist

Wilds Pathfinder

Join Date: Jan 2006

Hastings (UK) / Latham (USA)

Freedom Fanatical Scots [FFS]

E/W

Hmm, I think I understand flibble... It's like 'wibble' but better, right?

Jeff Highwind

Jeff Highwind

Forge Runner

Join Date: Jul 2006

Grenth's Rejects [GR]

R/Mo

Rule 1 of Grenths Rejects: Never drop your armor.



Rule 2 of Grenths Rejects: Make fun of mojave mango juice



Rule 3 of Grenths Rejects: Local chat is freaking weird