Post your IN-GAME CHAT funniness! (No names in pics) - Part II

Draak Calinca

Draak Calinca

Lol wat is retirement :)

Join Date: Jan 2007

Washington State.

IGN: Wydz Luvs

Me/

Quote:
Originally Posted by Arkantos
Trying to sell my canthan crude axe in LA, and someone PM'd me:

i literally lol'd outloud at the end xD

Jade Zephyr

Jade Zephyr

Lion's Arch Merchant

Join Date: Jun 2006

GWFC

me 2, thats really funny

Almighty Burritos

Almighty Burritos

Ascalonian Squire

Join Date: Dec 2006

My guild hall, where I scavenge for mice and berries

Grenths Rejects [GR] (leader)

Mo/

Umm, somebody's ego is showing...o_O People like that make me laugh. It's actually pretty funny how far up some people have themselves on their own list of most respected people.

Anyways, my group is about to go into an alliance battle, and then we see this:

MrSlayer

MrSlayer

Jungle Guide

Join Date: Apr 2006

United Kingdom

Quit Whining And [PLAY]

Mo/

My friend was telling me there is a Hard Mode for Alliance Battle...he tried it and said its very difficult, but didn't tell me anymore.

I guess whats what they meant?

mojave mango juice

Jungle Guide

Join Date: Aug 2006

My friend was giving me a run to LA...the little yellow line separates the departure and the arrival.










HoH level of ToPK.


All remaining names left in with permission.

Traveller

Traveller

Wilds Pathfinder

Join Date: Jul 2005

Finland

League of Extraordinary Explorers [LOST] (my one man guild)

Me/

Fort Aspenwood - where the elite meets.



So, if you're an assassin or a beastmaster, don't kill opponents! You're a noob! (or use Moebius strike.)

mrmango

mrmango

Desert Nomad

Join Date: Oct 2006

Southern California

Charter Vanguard [CV]

Me/Rt

Haha Traveller, I never thought of a good retort to people like the red guy.

Im Tylenol

Ascalonian Squire

Join Date: Jan 2007

Mo/Me

1st topic was where i (gren text) was trying to sell ecto in cantha and get this guy (white text) who must have either just got the game or well not sure....
2nd one is 55 that apperently never tanked in uw or not since the nightmares had been implempeted also did the /sigh emote a few times there. whited out 55's name left my name

Kusandaa

Kusandaa

Forge Runner

Join Date: Jul 2006

N/Mo

For those who are familiar with ToPK, this was on the last part of the second level (the one with the 2 dryders on each side and 3 up front). The side dryders were dead, but there was a patrol remaining. This Obi dude runs to the 3 dryders, and aggroes a part of the patrol. He runs ALL the way around then comes back to the group... and dies (key word here). And this is what he tells me. (Note I had died 3 times before, 2 were spikes and the other was overaggro from the puller(s...), had no time to run).

Oh... and I lived. Hehe.

Jeff Highwind

Jeff Highwind

Forge Runner

Join Date: Jul 2006

Grenth's Rejects [GR]

R/Mo

Today was just full of lolz. All names left with permission cause we are all guildies without a care in the world.

First off, when wakling into Akki chat watch out for random orgy's:


Here we were on TS and I call a monk Dense and Lokii just falls into a trap:


And in our craziest fow run ever, cynasism turns into fake drama which made this madness. This is just a snippet btw, there was too much lolz to hold.

Kusandaa

Kusandaa

Forge Runner

Join Date: Jul 2006

N/Mo

MOAR from alliance...

Jeff + need to sleep = Alex=me, for some reason.


Jeff + waking up = Mango=me...


Same FoW run as Jeff above. MOnk was being a HB spammer, and took us seriously during the run...


And Lokii was pretty much happy when she found a ruby.

MrSlayer

MrSlayer

Jungle Guide

Join Date: Apr 2006

United Kingdom

Quit Whining And [PLAY]

Mo/

Quote:
Originally Posted by Kusandaa
For those who are familiar with ToPK, this was on the last part of the second level (the one with the 2 dryders on each side and 3 up front). The side dryders were dead, but there was a patrol remaining. This Obi dude runs to the 3 dryders, and aggroes a part of the patrol. He runs ALL the way around then comes back to the group... and dies (key word here). And this is what he tells me. (Note I had died 3 times before, 2 were spikes and the other was overaggro from the puller(s...), had no time to run).

Oh... and I lived. Hehe.

OMG! That exact guy (Im assuming so...his name had Obi at the start) ran out of OUR tombs run for a chest and into 3 terrorwebs...needless to say he whined until we ressed him, which meant first clearing a load of OTHER enemy.

And dammit...I'm so in the wrong alliance. I get flamed for so much as sneezing...and you all spend your time calling each other other people =D

Well that made sense...

Time to route through my screens folder for funnies =D

Tarja

Tarja

Academy Page

Join Date: Sep 2006

Canada





Rawr! Endure Pain = UB3R L33tN3SS!

iriyabran

iriyabran

Krytan Explorer

Join Date: Feb 2007

[Lord]

E/

Wickie

Wickie

Academy Page

Join Date: May 2006

The Netherlands

W/

Quote:
Originally Posted by iriyabran

lol omg xD! that made me lol for a whole day tbh xD

jrk247

jrk247

Desert Nomad

Join Date: Mar 2006

Twenty Gold For Mountain Troll [Tusk]



I was in the middle of an AB when I got this. lol

Name w/ permission.

Unlucky Slayer

Unlucky Slayer

RAGE INCARNATE

Join Date: Apr 2006

Sitting at The Guild Hall 2, being happy.

Nerd Clan [NK]

R/

If you have a problem with what people are posting, bring it up with a moderator. Do not go insulting and just saying the thread should be closed.

Jadi Lontres

Jadi Lontres

Ascalonian Squire

Join Date: Nov 2006

Anywhere USA

[AzuR]

N/Me

This happened last night, I was away for a while checking guildwiki looking at some Ele elite skills and I got messaged by some random person complimenting my Ele. I am at a loss of words so I logged off for a while and laugh at what just happened. The toon on the screen is my Ele in question.

Roguish Seraph

Roguish Seraph

Frost Gate Guardian

Join Date: Dec 2005

Kamadan

[Evil]

Mo/E



Had to document this... why do people suddenly become rude when people give them tips. I just had to say something...he was using vigorous spirit as a healling spell >>

Green is the monk in question
yellow is someone else in the pug that ended up thinking I was talking to him lol

DarkGanni

DarkGanni

Forge Runner

Join Date: Mar 2006

Malta

[CuTe]

E/

Think you can spot the problem here

Draak Calinca

Draak Calinca

Lol wat is retirement :)

Join Date: Jan 2007

Washington State.

IGN: Wydz Luvs

Me/

Quote:
Originally Posted by DarkGanni
Think you can spot the problem here

LOL....people these days, make me laugh so hard, I think I woke up my family too

jrk247

jrk247

Desert Nomad

Join Date: Mar 2006

Twenty Gold For Mountain Troll [Tusk]



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Mike_version2

Mike_version2

Krytan Explorer

Join Date: May 2006


^He's using caps, so he must be telling the truth right?

Dronte

Dronte

Grotto Attendant

Join Date: Sep 2006

Quote:
Originally Posted by Traveller
Fort Aspenwood - where the elite meets.



So, if you're an assassin or a beastmaster, don't kill opponents! You're a noob! (or use Moebius strike.) I was playing a resto Rt one time in RA, a BoA assa attacked me, then I used weapon of warding, I healed myself and then teammates killed him.
When they lost the match, that assa told me: weapon of warding noob!!!

GG...

(forgot screenshot )

Star Alfur

Star Alfur

Wilds Pathfinder

Join Date: Jan 2006

WoW. :3

PM if you need me.

W/

Found this cute, in light of the recent loot scaling.

jrk247

jrk247

Desert Nomad

Join Date: Mar 2006

Twenty Gold For Mountain Troll [Tusk]

Funny day today...


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This one is odd. It was kind of funny after seeing their name.



All names w/ permission.

some guy

some guy

Jungle Guide

Join Date: Jul 2006

SPAWN CAMPING YOUR HOUSE

We Speed Clear H O H [ HsC]

So.... I decided to bring my ugly monk to grotto... I was just standing in 1 spot doing nothing.



And this happened...



And now he's chasing a random assassin arround....

Jeff Highwind

Jeff Highwind

Forge Runner

Join Date: Jul 2006

Grenth's Rejects [GR]

R/Mo

What a wild day. All names left with permission.











jbwarrior

jbwarrior

Wilds Pathfinder

Join Date: Jul 2006

The Netherlands

W/

Quote:
Originally Posted by Star Alfur
Found this cute, in light of the recent loot scaling.

Yeah you see this stuff a lot in Balth's -- internation district... ANet have to watch this over there

Noanoa

Noanoa

Lion's Arch Merchant

Join Date: Aug 2005

Finland

I Need Scissors [Aivo]

Rt/

Names posted with permission:

Guardian of the Light

Guardian of the Light

Forge Runner

Join Date: Sep 2005

Radicals Against Tyrants

W/

Man I love AB.

Everything is random and fun even the chat.

jrk247

jrk247

Desert Nomad

Join Date: Mar 2006

Twenty Gold For Mountain Troll [Tusk]

^ That was funny I lol'd. I think AB is becoming less of a serious part of the game and people are actually enjoying it now. Less chat fights.

Pwny Ride

Pwny Ride

Wilds Pathfinder

Join Date: Oct 2006

Aussieland

Prime Players Of [OSHA] ~ [dth] alliance. <3

Me/E

Quote:
Originally Posted by jrk247
^ That was funny I lol'd. I think AB is becoming less of a serious part of the game and people are actually enjoying it now. Less chat fights. Aw come on, the funny chat fights are half the fun of ab

Noanoa

Noanoa

Lion's Arch Merchant

Join Date: Aug 2005

Finland

I Need Scissors [Aivo]

Rt/

Quote:
Originally Posted by Pwny Ride
Aw come on, the funny chat fights are half the fun of ab When you can't win a verbal fight, hit them with sharp objects, when you're losing a physical fight, taunt the opponent. Like any of that's actually going to help, tho.

Funny how the AB jokes never get old, because there's always some new to the game that thinks "lol suxons" is such an original idea xD.

jrk247

jrk247

Desert Nomad

Join Date: Mar 2006

Twenty Gold For Mountain Troll [Tusk]

Good times...


just noticed. *island
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Names w/ permission.

Cirandel

Cirandel

Academy Page

Join Date: Jan 2006

Finland

[FAR]

R/

Nothing amazing but worth smiling.



Too bad best things are in guild/alliance chat (non-english)

Dronte

Dronte

Grotto Attendant

Join Date: Sep 2006

Quote:
Originally Posted by Cirandel



Too bad best things are in guild/alliance chat (non-english) Bah, same here, what a pity

mojave mango juice

Jungle Guide

Join Date: Aug 2006





After being offline for several days, Mini logs on for one minute...


I'm sitting in the Xunlai box in grotto...


As our guild leader (Burritos) enters the hall...




Remaining names left in with permission.

Pwny Ride

Pwny Ride

Wilds Pathfinder

Join Date: Oct 2006

Aussieland

Prime Players Of [OSHA] ~ [dth] alliance. <3

Me/E

Quote:
Originally Posted by jrk247
Good times...


just noticed. *island
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Names w/ permission. Funny you mention that, try penisland.org, honest to god its actually sells pens over the net

Vahn Roi

Vahn Roi

Forge Runner

Join Date: Apr 2006

[HiDE]