Jora got a b00b job

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enxa
enxa
Krytan Explorer
#1
Today i noticed a GWEN banner on players.guildwars.com with Jora on it. Couldnt help noticing she's preparing for her big day. ^^



Dear lord, those are bigger than her brain *giggles*
dsnesnintendo
dsnesnintendo
Lion's Arch Merchant
#2
We cannot defeat mammaries of that magnitude!

( Y ) =I===>(its a sword you perv)
wajir0
wajir0
Ascalonian Squire
#3
oh wow
they got saggy



ehh oh well we still got gwen,and that necro hero
dsnesnintendo
dsnesnintendo
Lion's Arch Merchant
#4
its also basic math


allow me to explain


Game + boobs = money
while
game + 1 chick with HUGH boobs = more money
and yet
game + Many chicks with HUGH boobs = way more monet

gwen and all females in gw are not safe
Poor vekk he cant see their faces from down there
Farcry Deathblade
Farcry Deathblade
Academy Page
#5
Quote: Originally Posted by dsnesnintendo
Poor vekk he cant see their faces from down there lol...does he really care?
Mordakai
Mordakai
Grotto Attendant
#6
Wait until you compare to the original concept art....

http://wiki.guildwars.com/wiki/Image...t-036-page.jpg
m
mazik
Lion's Arch Merchant
#7
Quote: Originally Posted by dsnesnintendo
its also basic math


allow me to explain


Game + boobs = money
while
game + 1 chick with HUGH boobs = more money
and yet
game + Many chicks with HUGH boobs = way more monet

gwen and all females in gw are not safe
Poor vekk he cant see their faces from down there But if this was the case, why did DOAX2 sell very, very badly. That game was pretty much 95%-boobies 5%-everyhting else.
J
JeniM
Desert Nomad
#8
Guys + Virtual Breasts = . . well this thread . .

Guru needs a smiley

EDIT : o i guess it has one lol but all i see is a box with a red x
Retribution X
Retribution X
Desert Nomad
#9
Um, great. Jora looks Like Jennifer Garner.

I'm never going to use Jora now.
dsnesnintendo
dsnesnintendo
Lion's Arch Merchant
#10
those can't be combat rdy

Charr: Quicklty destroy her and her party.
Charr 2: Yes si.......(blank stare into boobies)
Charr: Warrior what are you doing
Charr 2:.........
Gwen: O comeon their not that bi....(lost in Jora's boobies)

*Slash*
Jora: I have defeated all the charr now quickly we must defeat the great....(you arer staring at her boobs)
Jora: GUYS!!!
Gwen:.......
You:.........
Bone Dragon:WARRRRR...........(lost in boobs)

Jora was later killed by a female ice imp when her boobs split her armor in half
jkyarr
jkyarr
Frost Gate Guardian
#11
Quote: Originally Posted by Retribution X
Um, great. Jora looks Like Jennifer Garner.

I'm never going to use Jora now. Those are twice the size of JG's! You'd best take off your Ritualist hat and take a second look

/restore condition -- blindness be gone!

PS... JG is @#% hawt! the true-manish gal of hollywood is keira knightley! Jora's are like 6x bigger than hers!

PPS... Jora the explorer, bare your inner bear to me darlin!
P
Paynefactor
Pre-Searing Cadet
#12
So does this mean that there's a plastic surgeon in EOTN? Sweet, I'd like to change my warriors face lol.
Absinth187
Absinth187
Lion's Arch Merchant
#13
Good grief, the male hormone levels in here are maxed out!

I think the Jennifer Garner comment was aimed at her face...yes, she does have one.
DeBron
DeBron
Lion's Arch Merchant
#14
Original Jora concept art > all other Jora art.

She actually looked like a warrior before.
sindex
sindex
Wilds Pathfinder
#15
At least it’s not as bad as some of the DoA (Dead or Alive) games I have played. *Thinks about it*….. I can’t believe they made a movie about that game.
dsnesnintendo
dsnesnintendo
Lion's Arch Merchant
#16
Quote: Originally Posted by sindex
At least it’s not as bad as some of the DoA (Dead or Alive) games I have played. *Thinks about it*….. I can’t believe they made a movie about that game. can't believe they didn't make it sooner

imagine the gw movie
jora plaed by pam anderson
gwen played by(hmmm some flat chick).......knightly
jkyarr
jkyarr
Frost Gate Guardian
#17
Quote: Originally Posted by sindex
At least it’s not as bad as some of the DoA (Dead or Alive) games I have played. *Thinks about it*….. I can’t believe they made a movie about that game. God Bless AMERICA!

(Y) rule!
White knight lord
White knight lord
Frost Gate Guardian
#18
Wow, this is prob the most immature,perverted and uncalled for topic (besides a few spamming random ones) ever....folks really need to grow up..or go outside some more....
Bryant Again
Bryant Again
Hall Hero
#19
Quote: Originally Posted by White knight lord
Wow, this is prob the most immature,perverted and uncalled for topic (besides a few spamming random ones) ever....folks really need to grow up..or go outside some more.... Lol, I've seen much, much worse.
jrk247
jrk247
Desert Nomad
#20
Quote: Originally Posted by dsnesnintendo
those can't be combat rdy

Charr: Quicklty destroy her and her party.
Charr 2: Yes si.......(blank stare into boobies)
Charr: Warrior what are you doing
Charr 2:.........
Gwen: O comeon their not that bi....(lost in Jora's boobies)

*Slash*
Jora: I have defeated all the charr now quickly we must defeat the great....(you arer staring at her boobs)
Jora: GUYS!!!
Gwen:.......
You:.........
Bone Dragon:WARRRRR...........(lost in boobs)

Jora was later killed by a female ice imp when her boobs split her armor in half Lol. As for the augmentation of Jora it's this simple, SEX SELLS. Boobs = eyecandy for most men = the majority of players.