Jora got a b00b job
enxa
Today i noticed a GWEN banner on players.guildwars.com with Jora on it. Couldnt help noticing she's preparing for her big day. ^^
Dear lord, those are bigger than her brain *giggles*
Dear lord, those are bigger than her brain *giggles*
dsnesnintendo
We cannot defeat mammaries of that magnitude!
( Y ) =I===>(its a sword you perv)
( Y ) =I===>(its a sword you perv)
wajir0
oh wow
they got saggy
ehh oh well we still got gwen,and that necro hero
they got saggy
ehh oh well we still got gwen,and that necro hero
dsnesnintendo
its also basic math
allow me to explain
Game + boobs = money
while
game + 1 chick with HUGH boobs = more money
and yet
game + Many chicks with HUGH boobs = way more monet
gwen and all females in gw are not safe
Poor vekk he cant see their faces from down there
allow me to explain
Game + boobs = money
while
game + 1 chick with HUGH boobs = more money
and yet
game + Many chicks with HUGH boobs = way more monet
gwen and all females in gw are not safe
Poor vekk he cant see their faces from down there
Farcry Deathblade
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Originally Posted by dsnesnintendo
Poor vekk he cant see their faces from down there
lol...does he really care?
Mordakai
Wait until you compare to the original concept art....
http://wiki.guildwars.com/wiki/Image...t-036-page.jpg
http://wiki.guildwars.com/wiki/Image...t-036-page.jpg
mazik
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Originally Posted by dsnesnintendo
its also basic math
allow me to explain
Game + boobs = money
while
game + 1 chick with HUGH boobs = more money
and yet
game + Many chicks with HUGH boobs = way more monet
gwen and all females in gw are not safe
Poor vekk he cant see their faces from down there But if this was the case, why did DOAX2 sell very, very badly. That game was pretty much 95%-boobies 5%-everyhting else.
allow me to explain
Game + boobs = money
while
game + 1 chick with HUGH boobs = more money
and yet
game + Many chicks with HUGH boobs = way more monet
gwen and all females in gw are not safe
Poor vekk he cant see their faces from down there But if this was the case, why did DOAX2 sell very, very badly. That game was pretty much 95%-boobies 5%-everyhting else.
JeniM
Guys + Virtual Breasts = . . well this thread . .
Guru needs a smiley
EDIT : o i guess it has one lol but all i see is a box with a red x
Guru needs a smiley
EDIT : o i guess it has one lol but all i see is a box with a red x
Retribution X
Um, great. Jora looks Like Jennifer Garner.
I'm never going to use Jora now.
I'm never going to use Jora now.
dsnesnintendo
those can't be combat rdy
Charr: Quicklty destroy her and her party.
Charr 2: Yes si.......(blank stare into boobies)
Charr: Warrior what are you doing
Charr 2:.........
Gwen: O comeon their not that bi....(lost in Jora's boobies)
*Slash*
Jora: I have defeated all the charr now quickly we must defeat the great....(you arer staring at her boobs)
Jora: GUYS!!!
Gwen:.......
You:.........
Bone Dragon:WARRRRR...........(lost in boobs)
Jora was later killed by a female ice imp when her boobs split her armor in half
Charr: Quicklty destroy her and her party.
Charr 2: Yes si.......(blank stare into boobies)
Charr: Warrior what are you doing
Charr 2:.........
Gwen: O comeon their not that bi....(lost in Jora's boobies)
*Slash*
Jora: I have defeated all the charr now quickly we must defeat the great....(you arer staring at her boobs)
Jora: GUYS!!!
Gwen:.......
You:.........
Bone Dragon:WARRRRR...........(lost in boobs)
Jora was later killed by a female ice imp when her boobs split her armor in half
jkyarr
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Originally Posted by Retribution X
Um, great. Jora looks Like Jennifer Garner.
I'm never going to use Jora now. Those are twice the size of JG's! You'd best take off your Ritualist hat and take a second look
/restore condition -- blindness be gone!
PS... JG is @#% hawt! the true-manish gal of hollywood is keira knightley! Jora's are like 6x bigger than hers!
PPS... Jora the explorer, bare your inner bear to me darlin!
I'm never going to use Jora now. Those are twice the size of JG's! You'd best take off your Ritualist hat and take a second look
/restore condition -- blindness be gone!
PS... JG is @#% hawt! the true-manish gal of hollywood is keira knightley! Jora's are like 6x bigger than hers!
PPS... Jora the explorer, bare your inner bear to me darlin!
Paynefactor
So does this mean that there's a plastic surgeon in EOTN? Sweet, I'd like to change my warriors face lol.
Absinth187
Good grief, the male hormone levels in here are maxed out!
I think the Jennifer Garner comment was aimed at her face...yes, she does have one.
I think the Jennifer Garner comment was aimed at her face...yes, she does have one.
DeBron
Original Jora concept art > all other Jora art.
She actually looked like a warrior before.
She actually looked like a warrior before.
sindex
At least it’s not as bad as some of the DoA (Dead or Alive) games I have played. *Thinks about it*….. I can’t believe they made a movie about that game.
dsnesnintendo
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Originally Posted by sindex
At least it’s not as bad as some of the DoA (Dead or Alive) games I have played. *Thinks about it*….. I can’t believe they made a movie about that game.
can't believe they didn't make it sooner
imagine the gw movie
jora plaed by pam anderson
gwen played by(hmmm some flat chick).......knightly
imagine the gw movie
jora plaed by pam anderson
gwen played by(hmmm some flat chick).......knightly
jkyarr
Quote:
Originally Posted by sindex
At least it’s not as bad as some of the DoA (Dead or Alive) games I have played. *Thinks about it*….. I can’t believe they made a movie about that game.
God Bless AMERICA!
(Y) rule!
(Y) rule!
White knight lord
Wow, this is prob the most immature,perverted and uncalled for topic (besides a few spamming random ones) ever....folks really need to grow up..or go outside some more....
Bryant Again
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Originally Posted by White knight lord
Wow, this is prob the most immature,perverted and uncalled for topic (besides a few spamming random ones) ever....folks really need to grow up..or go outside some more....
Lol, I've seen much, much worse.
jrk247
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Originally Posted by dsnesnintendo
those can't be combat rdy
Charr: Quicklty destroy her and her party.
Charr 2: Yes si.......(blank stare into boobies)
Charr: Warrior what are you doing
Charr 2:.........
Gwen: O comeon their not that bi....(lost in Jora's boobies)
*Slash*
Jora: I have defeated all the charr now quickly we must defeat the great....(you arer staring at her boobs)
Jora: GUYS!!!
Gwen:.......
You:.........
Bone Dragon:WARRRRR...........(lost in boobs)
Jora was later killed by a female ice imp when her boobs split her armor in half Lol. As for the augmentation of Jora it's this simple, SEX SELLS. Boobs = eyecandy for most men = the majority of players.
Charr: Quicklty destroy her and her party.
Charr 2: Yes si.......(blank stare into boobies)
Charr: Warrior what are you doing
Charr 2:.........
Gwen: O comeon their not that bi....(lost in Jora's boobies)
*Slash*
Jora: I have defeated all the charr now quickly we must defeat the great....(you arer staring at her boobs)
Jora: GUYS!!!
Gwen:.......
You:.........
Bone Dragon:WARRRRR...........(lost in boobs)
Jora was later killed by a female ice imp when her boobs split her armor in half Lol. As for the augmentation of Jora it's this simple, SEX SELLS. Boobs = eyecandy for most men = the majority of players.
enxa
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Originally Posted by White knight lord
Wow, this is prob the most immature,perverted and uncalled for topic (besides a few spamming random ones) ever....folks really need to grow up..or go outside some more....
Actually i started this topic to mock at the pople ruining the work all those ingenious programmers do. I respect ANet very much, for delivering such a high quality game, for caring for their customers and most of all for being so daring to release a game that is different by all standards, and than the marketing department does THIS cheap trick to promote it. It is just disgusting, and it should be condemned by all who respect ANet's work.
My Sweet Revenga
Quote:
Originally Posted by sindex
At least it’s not as bad as some of the DoA (Dead or Alive) games I have played. *Thinks about it*….. I can’t believe they made a movie about that game.
Funny thing is, the movie wasn't half bad.....
As for Jora's...... assets...... it's a well known fact that big amazon ladies have bulkier muscles everywhere.....
As for Jora's...... assets...... it's a well known fact that big amazon ladies have bulkier muscles everywhere.....
Curse You
Any art of Jora in no way reflects her in game appearance.
Just look at her game engine render.
http://wiki.guildwars.com/images/f/fd/Jora.jpg
Just look at her game engine render.
http://wiki.guildwars.com/images/f/fd/Jora.jpg
Darksun
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Originally Posted by DeBron
Original Jora concept art > all other Jora art.
She actually looked like a warrior before. QFT.. she got turned into a generic looking supermodel.. Before she looked battle hardened, tough, and cool.. now= kind blah..
As "risque" her original boob-saucer armor looked, it gave her a much more hard-nosed, Norse look.
She actually looked like a warrior before. QFT.. she got turned into a generic looking supermodel.. Before she looked battle hardened, tough, and cool.. now= kind blah..
As "risque" her original boob-saucer armor looked, it gave her a much more hard-nosed, Norse look.
Absinth187
Was bored and looked up the wiki entry for Amazons:
"The Greek variant of the name was connected by popular etymology to a- (privative) + mazos, "without breast", connected with an aetiological tradition that Amazons had their right breast cut off or burnt out, so they would be able to use a bow more freely and throw spears without the physical limitation and obstruction; there is no indication of this practice in works of art, in which the Amazons are always represented with both breasts, although the right is frequently covered."
OUCH!
"The Greek variant of the name was connected by popular etymology to a- (privative) + mazos, "without breast", connected with an aetiological tradition that Amazons had their right breast cut off or burnt out, so they would be able to use a bow more freely and throw spears without the physical limitation and obstruction; there is no indication of this practice in works of art, in which the Amazons are always represented with both breasts, although the right is frequently covered."
OUCH!
Omega X
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Originally Posted by Darksun
As "risque" her original boob-saucer armor looked, it gave her a much more hard-nosed, Norse look.
I guess that means more manly.
lucifer_uk
I see everyone has their testosterone title fully maxed out in this thread...
The original concept art of the battle ready Jora was much better.... Kinda adds the sold out kinda look to her now...
Maybe its just a distraction to keep all your perverted hentai eyes off the teenage Gwen.
Edit: What kinda person notices this then?
The original concept art of the battle ready Jora was much better.... Kinda adds the sold out kinda look to her now...
Maybe its just a distraction to keep all your perverted hentai eyes off the teenage Gwen.
Edit: What kinda person notices this then?
Elisa
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Originally Posted by White knight lord
Wow, this is prob the most immature,perverted and uncalled for topic (besides a few spamming random ones) ever....folks really need to grow up..or go outside some more....
Or inside some more... harharhar!
Sorry, that was highly inappropriate.
Sorry, that was highly inappropriate.
Bazompora
I have to admit that the final design for Jora came out quite dissappointing.
Norn are mentioned as stocky, muscular giants; while now, this stereotypical Hollywood-clone is put forward, as if we haven't got enough of those allready!
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http://wiki.guildwars.com/wiki/Image...t-036-page.jpg
Now, this first concept was alot more original and less dull. Norn are mentioned as stocky, muscular giants; while now, this stereotypical Hollywood-clone is put forward, as if we haven't got enough of those allready!
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Take it from me, for ... I am a dude!
Taurucis
I'm probably the first female to comment on this...
How do women put up with these horribly distorted, male-created objects representing us in media? -.-*
The concept art, she looked like a man.
The box art, she looks stoned
The ingame render... totally out of proportion, she's actually about as chubby as she(he?) was in the concept art.
Anet, get more women in your art design =_=*
Less drooling 13 year old boys please :|
How do women put up with these horribly distorted, male-created objects representing us in media? -.-*
The concept art, she looked like a man.
The box art, she looks stoned
The ingame render... totally out of proportion, she's actually about as chubby as she(he?) was in the concept art.
Anet, get more women in your art design =_=*
Less drooling 13 year old boys please :|
MithranArkanere
No, no, the difference between those pictures is perspective.
One is more oriented to the front, the other is more to the side.
There is no 'boob job'.
E-VO-LU-TION.
You have to drink milk to be tall.
Norns are very tall, so they need waa~~~~~aay much more milk that you to be so tall.
And Dolyak milk tastes like spoiled blue cheese, so...
Bigger Mammary glands mean more milk. More milk means taller children, so Norn men like 'powerfull' women.
It's just evolution.
Now go back to the game and stop staring at female elite sunspear elementalists.
Female assassins have their merits too.
One is more oriented to the front, the other is more to the side.
There is no 'boob job'.
E-VO-LU-TION.
You have to drink milk to be tall.
Norns are very tall, so they need waa~~~~~aay much more milk that you to be so tall.
And Dolyak milk tastes like spoiled blue cheese, so...
Bigger Mammary glands mean more milk. More milk means taller children, so Norn men like 'powerfull' women.
It's just evolution.
Now go back to the game and stop staring at female elite sunspear elementalists.
Female assassins have their merits too.
draxynnic
Unless there are other armour sets available for her with *ahem* more coverage, I can see myself only using Jora when the plot forces it. I hate the Battle Bikini look - and in her case, with the link between the top and bottom part, she's lost one of the dubious advantages of such an ensemble (that of being more flexible around the torso - that doesn't look any less restrictive than a full breastplate made of whatever material that link is made of). It's almost like she's deliberately putting herself at a disadvantage - or at best is assuming that no enemy will be able to reach higher than her legs.
It's something that ANet have managed to restrain themselves on, with only one or two examples (for warriors) per campaign (although there are a lot of cases where the male version is complete while the female is missing faulds/tassets or cuisses, especially in Factions) so it would be disappointing if the female warrior hench has no choice apart from the "Battle Bikini". I suppose not needing to pull out the bikini-clad "warrior" is what Koss, Goren, Melonni and Kahmu are for...
(Glossary, for the uninitiated:
Cuisses: The armour piece that covers the thighs. Examples where cuises are present in male armour and lacking in the female include: Elite Templar, Shing Jea, basic Canthan.
Faulds/Tassets: The "skirt" of plate in plate armour that covers the hips and upper thighs, respectively. Examples where these are lacking in the female but present in the male include both forms of Kurzick (although the elite form almost gets away with it by virtue of having the greaves go so far up), elite Canthan, and both forms of Sunspear armour.)
EDIT: Mithran, I'd dispute the direct link between milk consumption and height, since I'm allergic and while I'm no basketball player, I'm not exactly a pygmy either...
It's something that ANet have managed to restrain themselves on, with only one or two examples (for warriors) per campaign (although there are a lot of cases where the male version is complete while the female is missing faulds/tassets or cuisses, especially in Factions) so it would be disappointing if the female warrior hench has no choice apart from the "Battle Bikini". I suppose not needing to pull out the bikini-clad "warrior" is what Koss, Goren, Melonni and Kahmu are for...
(Glossary, for the uninitiated:
Cuisses: The armour piece that covers the thighs. Examples where cuises are present in male armour and lacking in the female include: Elite Templar, Shing Jea, basic Canthan.
Faulds/Tassets: The "skirt" of plate in plate armour that covers the hips and upper thighs, respectively. Examples where these are lacking in the female but present in the male include both forms of Kurzick (although the elite form almost gets away with it by virtue of having the greaves go so far up), elite Canthan, and both forms of Sunspear armour.)
EDIT: Mithran, I'd dispute the direct link between milk consumption and height, since I'm allergic and while I'm no basketball player, I'm not exactly a pygmy either...
Kusandaa
I'm getting tired of the "sex sells" attitude, but what can I say. It's effective. So the games are made for 13-18-year-old straight boys - I'm a 22-year-old gay man. OF COURSE they won't add too many hot guys, girls/gay guys aren't their main public (and when we have it's usually romance, eeeh... GG. GIMME FIGHTS FFS). It's annoying, but that's how it works, and it's not about to change... *sigh*.
At least we have Sousuke, but he's not even legal >_>.
At least we have Sousuke, but he's not even legal >_>.
MithranArkanere
Norn are not humans.
Their skins are thicker. I don't see you complaining about Charr armor coverage.
This is the same, they do not need Templar-like armor. They are not weak puny humans with paper-think skin.
Their skins are thicker. I don't see you complaining about Charr armor coverage.
This is the same, they do not need Templar-like armor. They are not weak puny humans with paper-think skin.
Mesmer in Need
I dont know what to say about this thread. Will warriors become the new eles? Will koss dump Melonni for Jora? Stay tuned!
TheLordOfBlah
Needs moar pixels IMO
Onarik Amrak
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Originally Posted by Kusandaa
I'm getting tired of the "sex sells" attitude, but what can I say. It's effective. So the games are made for 13-18-year-old straight boys - I'm a 22-year-old gay man. OF COURSE they won't add too many hot guys, girls/gay guys aren't their main public (and when we have it's usually romance, eeeh... GG. GIMME FIGHTS FFS). It's annoying, but that's how it works, and it's not about to change... *sigh*.
At least we have Sousuke, but he's not even legal >_>. That made me lol. Anyway, there's a thread on Sardelac about how the female characters are too revealing. I think it's a dead horse since everyone knows sex sells.
At least we have Sousuke, but he's not even legal >_>. That made me lol. Anyway, there's a thread on Sardelac about how the female characters are too revealing. I think it's a dead horse since everyone knows sex sells.
Kusandaa
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Originally Posted by Onarik Amrak
That made me lol. Anyway, there's a thread on Sardelac about how the female characters are too revealing. I think it's a dead horse since everyone knows sex sells.
But kicking dead horses is fun D:
Seriously though, IDC much about hot guys in a game... it's a plus, but I deal without it. I use Dunkoro, Koss and Olias even though they're ugly as hell. Sure eye candy is fun, but it's usually not what attracts me to a certain game. If the game seem to suck gameplay-wise, no way I'm buying it even if it has the hottest guys on earth.
Anyways, back on topic... that artwork looks nice O_o.
Seriously though, IDC much about hot guys in a game... it's a plus, but I deal without it. I use Dunkoro, Koss and Olias even though they're ugly as hell. Sure eye candy is fun, but it's usually not what attracts me to a certain game. If the game seem to suck gameplay-wise, no way I'm buying it even if it has the hottest guys on earth.
Anyways, back on topic... that artwork looks nice O_o.
blue.rellik
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Originally Posted by Mesmer in Need
I dont know what to say about this thread. Will warriors become the new eles? Will koss dump Melonni for Jora? Stay tuned!
Koss is a moron, he should have picked up Herta
B E A S T
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Originally Posted by MithranArkanere
No, no, the difference between those pictures is perspective.
One is more oriented to the front, the other is more to the side.
There is no 'boob job'.
E-VO-LU-TION.
You have to drink milk to be tall.
Norns are very tall, so they need waa~~~~~aay much more milk that you to be so tall.
And Dolyak milk tastes like spoiled blue cheese, so...
Bigger Mammary glands mean more milk. More milk means taller children, so Norn men like 'powerfull' women.
It's just evolution.
Now go back to the game and stop staring at female elite sunspear elementalists.
Female assassins have their merits too.
Wha?
Are you trying to say Jora has huge boobs because the norn need more milk?
Lucky norn babies
One is more oriented to the front, the other is more to the side.
There is no 'boob job'.
E-VO-LU-TION.
You have to drink milk to be tall.
Norns are very tall, so they need waa~~~~~aay much more milk that you to be so tall.
And Dolyak milk tastes like spoiled blue cheese, so...
Bigger Mammary glands mean more milk. More milk means taller children, so Norn men like 'powerfull' women.
It's just evolution.
Now go back to the game and stop staring at female elite sunspear elementalists.
Female assassins have their merits too.
Wha?
Are you trying to say Jora has huge boobs because the norn need more milk?
Lucky norn babies