Jora got a b00b job
My Sweet Revenga
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Originally Posted by cmdratz
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Originally Posted by cmdratz
Anybody else notice that while she's in norn form, her tatoos are on her left shoulder, but as a bear, they're on her right shoulder? That can only mean........ THE BEAR HAS BARE BOOBS ON ITS BACK!!!!!! And seeing as while running normally you're always looking at your character from the rear, Jora's bare bear boobs will be swaying back and forth in your face as you travel. Yet another reason to unlock her bear form as quickly as possible
captainccc
^ Brilliant!
Liberations
You people aren't very observant, the first picture is a pic on the website, while the other one is the pic from the actual box art. And trust, me, her breasts will look different in-game, as all things do from their out of game pictures...
Pervs... :P
Onarik Amrak
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Originally Posted by My Sweet Revenga
Y'know I was wondering where I'd seen that face before....
Anybody else notice that while she's in norn form, her tatoos are on her left shoulder, but as a bear, they're on her right shoulder? That can only mean........ THE BEAR HAS BARE BOOBS ON ITS BACK!!!!!! And seeing as while running normally you're always looking at your character from the rear, Jora's bare bear boobs will be swaying back and forth in your face as you travel. Yet another reason to unlock her bear form as quickly as possible kazjun
Yeah, she's actually changed alot since her first concept art. Think they may have even gone back and changed some artwork to match her in-game model. Personally, from what I've seen, I like her in game-model so no complaints from me
 If you want to complain about someone getting implants, I reckon herta's a more likely suspect than Jora...
draxynnic
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Originally Posted by Onarik Amrak
That bear isn't Jora. She doesn't have the ability to transform.
Besides, they'd probably transform as well. I don't know about you, but I don't find bare bear boobs very interesting to look at...
B E A S T The thing I found interesting about this picture is this: Is that concept armor? I mean, nipple plates giving +80 and +20 vs physical is so FTW. Maybe foes, instead of attacking Jora's exposed 6 pack, are too busy staring at Jora's jugs to attack anything but the nipple plates. Speaking of nipple plate armor on heroes, Im sure it would also look great on Olias.
tenshi_strife
i rofled soooooooooooo hard at this thread i almost died, and not even at the stuff that was ment to be funny.
and heres something to ponder, all of you people say that its not real that she has huge boobs.... but your ok with the fireballs out of the hand and the people becoming bears....... oooooooooooook....... that just doesnt make sense to me. and really when gwen comes out if you are looking at joras chest for more than 20 seconds *im being really generous here* then you need to get a GF/get laid........ seriously wow......
Lord of the Yoshis
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Originally Posted by tenshi_strife
i rofled soooooooooooo hard at this thread i almost died, and not even at the stuff that was ment to be funny.
and heres something to ponder, all of you people say that its not real that she has huge boobs.... but your ok with the fireballs out of the hand and the people becoming bears....... oooooooooooook....... that just doesnt make sense to me. and really when gwen comes out if you are looking at joras chest for more than 20 seconds *im being really generous here* then you need to get a GF/get laid........ seriously wow...... Exactly... o.o
SotiCoto
2nd time I'll say it:
Jora is hawt. Koss becomes redundant on the 31st.
kradens
new hero's > current hero's
Solar_Takfar
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Originally Posted by SotiCoto
Jora is hawt.
Koss becomes redundant on the 31st. Hawt she is indeed, but I'll probably keep using Koss. I specced him for Axe, Goren for Hammer, and I'll spec Jora for sword. And axe is generally more useful in PvE than sword, so... well, that is, unless I change my mind and decide to re-spec all of em. But I definitely think that Koss has an "axe" look ("Koss the Cleaver" is how I call the build I use for him), goren looks like "hammer" and jora is certainly a "sword" girl.
SotiCoto
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Originally Posted by Solar_Takfar
Hawt she is indeed, but I'll probably keep using Koss. I specced him for Axe, Goren for Hammer, and I'll spec Jora for sword. And axe is generally more useful in PvE than sword, so...
well, that is, unless I change my mind and decide to re-spec all of em. But I definitely think that Koss has an "axe" look ("Koss the Cleaver" is how I call the build I use for him), goren looks like "hammer" and jora is certainly a "sword" girl. I spec Koss differently depending on which character is using him... generally. If my character needs more AoE damage then I go Axe, but if my character needs the warrior on interrupt duty I set the K-man for Sword. As for Goren... only one of my characters has him at all (because only one of my characters has finished Nightfall). I'm likely to do the same with Jora as I did with Koss.... but then I might use her more because she is hella hawt. I just wish I could get a female Elementalist hero... Then again... a Hero team of Pinky & the Brain (Sousuke & Vekk) with the grumpy horse (Zhed, otherwise known as "No sir, I don't like it!") stuck in the middle might work well enough to compensate for the lack of females there. Solar_Takfar
... I don't see how an overeager nerd, a rabbid bunny-thing and a man-horse would compensate a lack of females
anyway, I might contemplate re-thinking my hero specs just to fit jora's hawtness  . What's a couple sup salv uses, anyway.
Mitchel
Jora's armor will probably break if you try to salvage runes from it.
Komes I
Wow, i must admit that Jora's got brast size of Water Mellons!
Keep this trade pls it is so funny.
Cricket
I'd say she's a very healthy D cup. Maybe E if she went to the fancy armorers who only sell the lace and silk things for eles and mesmers. Now, the switch in art is actually quite good for Jora, as now her breasts won't bounce painfully with every step. I'm sure people would enjoy that sort of thing, but gravity in general is not exactly kind to breasts.
Prof Of Black
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Originally Posted by My Sweet Revenga
Y'know I was wondering where I'd seen that face before....
Anybody else notice that while she's in norn form, her tatoos are on her left shoulder, but as a bear, they're on her right shoulder? That can only mean........ THE BEAR HAS BARE BOOBS ON ITS BACK!!!!!! And seeing as while running normally you're always looking at your character from the rear, Jora's bare bear boobs will be swaying back and forth in your face as you travel. Yet another reason to unlock her bear form as quickly as possible ~Prof. My Sweet Revenga
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Originally Posted by Mitchel
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That bear isn't Jora. She doesn't have the ability to transform.
From guildwiki:
Jora is a Norn warrior hero in Eye of the North. She is the blonde woman on the cover of the GW:EN box. She lost the ability to morph into a bear after an encounter with some dark powers.
Jora is a Norn warrior hero in Eye of the North. She is the blonde woman on the cover of the GW:EN box. She lost the ability to morph into a bear after an encounter with some dark powers.
LordDeArnise
That's nothing; as the second one is just a close-up of Jora. This thread should've been kept short because once someone start mentioning a woman's mammary glands, every man's hormones start raging. 
arcanemacabre
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Originally Posted by Mitchel
Jora's armor will probably break if you try to salvage runes from it.
*salvage* *salvage* *salvage* *salvage*
Break, damn you! Break!
*salvage* *salvage* *salvage* *salvage*
Break, damn you! Break!
*salvage* *salvage* *salvage* *salvage*
Etta
Macabre likes big boobs and he cannot lie!
kradens
that bear behind jora is so surprised at the level of nakedness before him. he's eyes have turned white and his jaws have dropped in astonishment XD
arcanemacabre
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Originally Posted by Etta
Macabre likes big boobs and he cannot lie!
What can I say? I'm a sucker of....
Uhh...
I mean I'm a sucker for teh boobies!
What can I say? I'm a sucker of....Uhh...
I mean I'm a sucker for teh boobies!
Cebe
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Originally Posted by SotiCoto
2nd time I'll say it:
Jora is hawt.
Koss becomes redundant on the 31st. "Becomes"?
Aww, I know I shouldn't diss The Koss, but it's true...Koss and Goren will be left to gather dust until I feel sorry enough for them to take them out for 5 minutes.
Jora is hawt.
Koss becomes redundant on the 31st. "Becomes"?
Aww, I know I shouldn't diss The Koss, but it's true...Koss and Goren will be left to gather dust until I feel sorry enough for them to take them out for 5 minutes.
MithranArkanere
I'll use them all whem I'm with my paragon.
I like to make Paragon-Warrior hero teams. XD.
I like to make Paragon-Warrior hero teams. XD.
SotiCoto
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Originally Posted by Celestial Beaver
Aww, I know I shouldn't diss The Koss, but it's true...Koss and Goren will be left to gather dust until I feel sorry enough for them to take them out for 5 minutes. Having her on tank-duty is all the excuse I need to Life Bond her.
If it still gets too much for her: blood and sweat and broken armour... I might have to bring out the Life Sheath too...
... Then again, seeing as my Monk is female (and shows no signs of swinging that way), I doubt she will approve...
MSecorsky
By Lyssas left nipple, I can't believe this thread is still bouncing. It's difficult to keep abreast of all the posts!
Now what say we degrade this into a bad-mammary-pun war until the mods close it, eh?
Not to say that there are bad mammaries... just bad puns.
Now what say we degrade this into a bad-mammary-pun war until the mods close it, eh?
Not to say that there are bad mammaries... just bad puns.
Solar_Takfar
True enough, I have no mammary of any recent thread as useless as this.
MSecorsky
Well, we should milk it for all it's worth.
My Sweet Revenga
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Originally Posted by MSecorsky
Now what say we degrade this into a bad-mammary-pun war until the mods close it, eh?
Not to say that there are bad mammaries... just bad puns.
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Originally Posted by MSecorsky
Well, we should milk it for all it's worth.
Ahhhh stop it stop it you're gonna make me cry.... so horrible to read Ugh...
Actually it's surprising nobody has yet mentioned Livia and her crazy cleavage.... I'd consider that a bonus to teaming her with Olias and Whispers to form a mm/ss/jb team. Oh how the hills will run red with poisoned self inflicted snow summit blood muahhahaahhahha. Solar_Takfar
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it's not horrible, it's titillatingly fun
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Actually it's surprising nobody has yet mentioned Livia and her crazy cleavage.... I'd consider that a bonus to teaming her with Olias and Whispers to form a mm/ss/jb team.
Minion Master/Spiteful Spirit/Jiggly Boobs? Niiice.
Aerial Assault
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Originally Posted by Kakumei
Heh, "susceptible" might be a bit of an understatement in some cases. As evidenced here: http://youtube.com/watch?v=z5Tzxn8xVIE
MrDoomMaster
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Originally Posted by dsnesnintendo
those can't be combat rdy
Charr: Quicklty destroy her and her party. Charr 2: Yes si.......(blank stare into boobies) Charr: Warrior what are you doing Charr 2:......... Gwen: O comeon their not that bi....(lost in Jora's boobies) *Slash* Jora: I have defeated all the charr now quickly we must defeat the great....(you arer staring at her boobs) Jora: GUYS!!! Gwen:....... You:......... Bone Dragon:WARRRRR...........(lost in boobs) Jora was later killed by a female ice imp when her boobs split her armor in half LOL! Why is this just the greatest.
B E A S T
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Originally Posted by MSecorsky
Well, we should milk it for all it's worth.
ROFL, I think I bruised my chest I was laughing so hard.
Exoudeous
I don't get what all the damn fuss is about its not that big of a change if theres a change at all. one image is from the front, and if her breasts are lifted out like that they will look smaller straight on, so these claims are unfounded. this thread is just there so you can say boobs and breasts over and over and act like elementary school kids
man you people need to go out and meet some real people instead of talking about a game characters differing breast size.
B E A S T
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Originally Posted by Exoudeous
man you people need to go out and meet some real people instead of talking about a game characters differing breast size.
What is a real person? Where can I find one?
and LOL at cyberbullying people on Guild Wars Guru acidic
eThug 4 lyfe
Elushia
Try to explain what happens to Jora's armor when she goes into bear form... That'll be awkward to explain in the ratings...
Exoudeous
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Originally Posted by B E A S T
What is a real person? Where can I find one?
and LOL at cyberbullying people on Guild Wars Guru so what part was there any bullying? oh wait there was none. reading comprehension ftw |
