Jora got a b00b job

draxynnic

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Originally Posted by MithranArkanere
Norn are not humans.

Their skins are thicker. I don't see you complaining about Charr armor coverage.

This is the same, they do not need Templar-like armor. They are not weak puny humans with paper-think skin.
Charr armour is more of a case of covering strategic areas while lacking either the technology, resources, or the inclination to wear full armour. There are plenty of precedents for that sort of thing - for instance, before Roman equipment got standardised and legionnaires were expected to supply their own equipment, there was often a hodgepodge of having whatever pieces of leather and metal they could afford in strategic areas - because it was better than nothing.

Jora's "armour", on the other hand, seems almost specifically designed for the maximum loss of mobility with minimum protection. Even Sif comes across as better armoured than Jora does - Sif's outfit comes across both as more protective (even with the bare midriff), less restrictive, and less fetishy than Jora's.

I'll accept that Norns may have thicker skin - but it still makes sense that if they're going to wear armour, they'd at least wear armour that actually helps. Best explanation I can think of is that they have a cultural feeling that they're all a race of gladiators and hence they'll fight gladiator-style even in serious situations. That doesn't mean I have to like it, though - and I don't - so I really do hope there's at least one alternative armour option for her - that isn't too hard to get - that doesn't look like fetishware.

Shriketalon

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Shrinking Armor makes so much sense now...

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Quote:
Originally Posted by draxynnic
Jora's "armour", on the other hand, seems almost specifically designed for the maximum loss of mobility with minimum protection. Even Sif comes across as better armoured than Jora does - Sif's outfit comes across both as more protective (even with the bare midriff), less restrictive, and less fetishy than Jora's. When you can turn into a bear, does it really matter how much armor you have?

Besides, in normal combat, there are very few times that you need to bend backwards (which is the only thing that strap restricts). You'd be surprised how much properly treated leather can move.

FenrirOfSleipnir

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I take it no one even bothers reading the lore before they jump into a discussion =.=

1. Norn are a warrior race, they like (ill-favored?) battle. It's been said in the lore and so it reflects upon the game.

2. They're shapeshifters. Think about Jora shapeshifting into a bear while she's wearing full body covering armour. If she shapeshifts back, she'll have nothing to cover herself with, since her armor burst to pieces when she changed into a bear.

And thus, I take it from that view that the armor has a functional purpose rather then just a visual one.

Winterclaw

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Quote:
Originally Posted by Shriketalon
Shrinking Armor makes so much sense now...


WTB bosom-stylist NPC.

Markaedw

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didn't we settle this with the factions rit/sin debate?

Drag0noX

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Cmon guys, calm down, its an ANIMATED CHARACTER

no need to get all excited

She prolly has huge ones because she's supposedly NINE FEET TALL

lucifer_uk

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Quote:
Originally Posted by FenrirOfSleipnir
Think about Jora shapeshifting into a bear while she's wearing full body covering armour. If she shapeshifts back, she'll have nothing to cover herself with, since her armor burst to pieces when she changed into a bear. Wasn't there a video showing game play, with 2 norns in the background hinting at the fact she can't shape shift in the quest talk you get on-screen.

Or was I drinking too much red bull that night?

mazey vorstagg

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Nah it's not good. It doesn't matter how big a norn's boobs are, they're not sexy. They've got nothing in their head but how to fight, girls have got to be clever, funny and smart to be sexy. Boobs don't change it.

Face it Anet, you should have made a mesmer with big boobs ;P

Drag0noX

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I dunno about red bull, i was drinking vodka last night

If she cant shapeshift, she must be one lame Norn...

P.S- red bull and vodka is an award winning drink

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Don't you know the success of a game is directly proportional to the amount of cleavage you can see in that game?

Cowboy

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maybe she can't shapeshift into a bear, but she can shape shift her boobies obviously.

WinterSnowblind

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Don't you know the success of a game is directly proportional to the amount of cleavage you can see in that game? Tomb Raider? Yeah, the first game was great, but most of its mass appeal came from the fact it was one of the first mainstream videogames to feature a female lead character.

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Originally Posted by Taurucis
I'm probably the first female to comment on this...

How do women put up with these horribly distorted, male-created objects representing us in media? -.-*

The concept art, she looked like a man.
The box art, she looks stoned
The ingame render... totally out of proportion, she's actually about as chubby as she(he?) was in the concept art.

Anet, get more women in your art design =_=*

Less drooling 13 year old boys please :| The bigger / taller the woman / person, the more out of proportion they usually are . And Jora is effin' huge!

Takeko Nakano

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Lol, I don't believe this. So what if the designers made them bigger? It's a non-issue.

Besides, art-work sometimes exaggerates certain things.

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Originally Posted by Farcry Deathblade
lol...does he really care? I wouldn't. Granted they were real and not contained in a computer.

kradens

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:P guess.

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tut tut people. im ashamed at the lack of........(stares) srry was i saying somethin?

lol

u guys haven't realized something, jora has HUGE boobs for a normal human sized person, THEN she's a giant, so those huge boobs are like x3 XD

jora could quite possibly have THE most hugest boobs ever created on ANY game character since the dawn of man.

*stands in salute*

respect.

Kakumei

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Grind is subjective

learn this please

Guys guys guys breasts are a terrible and shameful thing and Anet is terrible for making voluptuous women I mean really every single woman in there should be flat as a board because girls having curves is incredibly unrealistic and anyone who could ever appreciate the female form is a drooling thirteen-year-old male.

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You really don't want to know what the bear is doing in the background...

MithranArkanere

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See the 'tatoos'?

I bet that her bear shape, once she regains it.

lucifer_uk

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Originally Posted by MithranArkanere
See the 'tatoos'?

I bet that her bear shape, once she regains it. Maybe... but I'm guessing the norn ink work will be all quite similar.

Elena

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http://wiki.guildwars.com/wiki/Jora

dont know if anybody posted this but if you scroll down on the page you can click on an image that shows jora from behind in a alternate armor set

grottoftl

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some of you guys here are being overly sensitive about jora's body or any female body for that matter. quit being so closed minded and insecure, stop letting your high morals lead your life

in my opinion about jora's current armor is the reason why the designers changed it to that way is because those fcc type people around these boards. and when they changed her armor appearance, they made it that she lost her shapeshifting ability because if she transform into a bear that top would have ripped right off. see why all of the male norns are shirtless? if she had still wore the armor from the original concept art and still had her shapeshifting ability, it would have made a lot sense and be appropiate why she had that original armor design

Onarik Amrak

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I thought these two pictures suit this thread very much.




I think the armor being functional to support her transformation is probably a good assumption. However, it was stated that Jora doesn't have the ability to transform into a bear at the moment...

And if you think those are big, you haven't seen how the Japanese do it.

Absinth187

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Originally Posted by grottoftl
some of you guys here are being overly sensitive about jora's body or any female body for that matter. quit being so closed minded and insecure, stop letting your high morals lead your life Yeah, all you guys with morals suck! Let's talk more about boobs. Being 15 rocks cuz I know everything!

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Originally Posted by dsnesnintendo
can't believe they didn't make it sooner

imagine the gw movie
jora plaed by pam anderson
gwen played by(hmmm some flat chick).......knightly Kiera Knightly is hot dude.

jrk247

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Originally Posted by ChernobylOverseer
Kiera Knightly is hot dude. That's not the point, he was compairing 2 actresses with, um, different assets.

MSecorsky

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Hmm... monks are the main doctors, so obviously there's a monk spell involved to make this happen... unless it's a really good mesmer Illusion spell.

However, this would explain Mehnlo's popularity with the ladies!

Personette

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Originally Posted by wajir0
oh wow
they got saggy



ehh oh well we still got gwen,and that necro hero Apparently the only large breasts you have ever seen unharnessed are made of silicone. Even a very young woman with (real) breasts that size is going to need some serious machinery to divide and conquer.

Pojnx

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lol some people in here badly need to get out more

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lol some people in here badly need to get out more I second that... but hey we still clicked on this thread -.-

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A fine pair indeed, but not quite as pert as my Ele

Winterclaw

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Originally Posted by ChernobylOverseer
Kiera Knightly is hot dude.
Are you thinking of the same Kiera Knightly that I am?

baz777

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Originally Posted by Winterclaw
Are you thinking of the same Kiera Knightly that I am? I much prefer her sister, twice Knightly

Chronos the Defiler

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Quote:
Originally Posted by Kakumei
Guys guys guys breasts are a terrible and shameful thing and Anet is terrible for making voluptuous women I mean really every single woman in there should be flat as a board because girls having curves is incredibly unrealistic and anyone who could ever appreciate the female form is a drooling thirteen-year-old male. Not too sure where you live, but there are plenty around here. It is merely a fact that Anet is using this in a very poor way. A woman's body is a wonderful thing, and through the eye's of an artist something that should not be cast as it is being done here.

You are rather quick to pass judgment on people, and in a sense poor naive judgment at that. But none the less, i highly doubt anything will be done about it, it is a marketing campaign, and one that seems to work.

lucifer_uk

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I still can't believe that people are discussing and are genuinely getting hot over pixelated breasts. I mean I've come back from the pub with my rose tinted goggles firmly in place but I still don't get it

Curse You

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Quote:
Originally Posted by Chronos the Defiler
Not too sure where you live, but there are plenty around here. It is merely a fact that Anet is using this in a very poor way. A woman's body is a wonderful thing, and through the eye's of an artist something that should not be cast as it is being done here.

You are rather quick to pass judgment on people, and in a sense poor naive judgment at that. But none the less, i highly doubt anything will be done about it, it is a marketing campaign, and one that seems to work. Miss the sarcasm did we?

B E A S T

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Anywhere but Guild Wars now, sadly.

It's a shame, this game had so much potential, but is ruined due to stale gameplay and lame updates

Quote:
Originally Posted by lucifer_uk
You really don't want to know what the bear is doing in the background...
OMFG Hahahahaha, omg all these threads about tits popping up are hilarious!

Drag0noX

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1. Somebody should hand out towels so these twelve year old Quagmire's can relieve themselves
2. Won't it be great to have a tall char? *looks down* jk
3. Angry mummies might be requesting a censor now :O

Vossler Efson

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Quote:
Originally Posted by wajir0
oh wow
they got saggy



ehh oh well we still got gwen,and that necro hero Don't forget Xandra.