The Sad PUG build thread

MagmaRed

MagmaRed

Furnace Stoker

Join Date: Mar 2007

Our Crabs Know True [LOVE]

R/

I joined a PUG in THK not too long ago, just because the invite made me laugh. Was waiting for a friend to log on to do some Vanquishing, and he never showed. While waiting, I was sitting in THK, and got a random invite. Looked to see who was inviting me, and it was a team of 5. No Monks yet, and no PM asking me to join or anything. I didn't accept or refuse, because I was curious what they would pick up. When the 6th member joined, I expected my invite to be canceled. It wasn't for about 10 minutes. So I decided to join, just to see what they would do with a team of 7 and no Monks. Shortly after I joined, a W/Mo self invites. And gets accepted. No monk, and the team didn't seem to see a problem with that lol.

I loaded a funky build, knowing it wouldn't be any good, and pinged it. Nobody commented on it, which scared me. I was surprised we got as far as we did, but nobody else flashed a build, so I didn't know what to expect out of the team. They were decent players individually, but didn't seem to know how to work with a team.

Laugh at my build, as it is quite funny to me, but enjoy the classes used for Thunderhead Keep. We died at the boss in the city, farther than I expected to get by far. You will also notice there are several Monks in the city, and although I don't have screens to the text log, at least 2 were looking for a group.

Zahr Dalsk

Grotto Attendant

Join Date: Aug 2007

Canada

My old build when I first joined the game, had:

[skill]Vampiric Gaze[/skill][skill]Vampiric Touch[/skill][skill]Deathly Swarm[/skill][skill]Bane Signet[/skill][skill]Resurrection Signet[/skill][skill]Animate Bone Horror[/skill][skill]Life Siphon[/skill][skill]Orison of Healing[/skill]

Keep in mind this was when I first started Guild Wars. IE pre-searing, post-searing ascalon, first character.

Darkside

Darkside

Krytan Explorer

Join Date: Dec 2006

Chantry of Secrets

[Angl]

D/

I helped a ranger do abaddon's gate a couple weeks ago...and he was running something funky.

I don't remember the exact build but it had Orison of Healing, Healing Breeze, Mending some really crappy Markmanship skills and no elite. I asked him why he didn't have an elite on his bar and he replied with "I don't have any."

I'm not sure how someone gets to abaddon's gate with such a crap build but apparently its possible.

Molock

Desert Nomad

Join Date: Sep 2006

Qu??bec

Legacy of Angels [Halo]

E/



I was in RoF and I asked one dude to bring his tahlkora.. ya.. about that
He got all insulted when I told him he hadn't placed the attributes properly.

Str0b0

Desert Nomad

Join Date: Feb 2006

North Carolina

N/Me

Quote:
Originally Posted by Zinger314
Anyone have a link to populationcontrol's threads about his "N/W ULTIMATE SURVIVOR!!!" build?
LoL You mean the "Uber leet Haxx riposte necro" That thread should be burned from the server drives forever.

Shadowfox1125

Shadowfox1125

Forge Runner

Join Date: Mar 2005

PST

W/

I tend to encounter Mo/Es whenever I PUG. 4 skills are monk skills, 4 are fire magic skills.

And then you ask why he/she has 4 fire skills?
"to protect myself when you guys cant protect me."
And then the typical sin cuts in, saying "ill protect u."

Makes me a sad panda..

Zeek Aran

Zeek Aran

Forge Runner

Join Date: Aug 2006

Earth, sadly

BORK

A/

Quote:
Originally Posted by MasterofDarknedd
My build is
Healing Hand's
Healing Breeze
Vigorous Spirit
Balthazars Spirit
Barburous Slash
Gash
Final Thrust
Ressurect
>> Lalalalala

magi of the light

Frost Gate Guardian

Join Date: Jun 2007

Virginia

NINE

R/E

my favrite build is....

res signet
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reverse_oreo

Wilds Pathfinder

Join Date: Dec 2005

Scars Meadows [SmS] Officer (not recruiting)

Quote:
Originally Posted by HawkofStorms
Actually, I know several competitent PvPers who have used Barrage and Apply before (in PvE obviously). They use apply right at the start of a fight and quickly spread poison around and then start spaming barrage. I mean, its not efficient, but used properly it still "works."

The ele spells though... that is unacceptable.
I must have misunderstood, but doesnt barrage remove preparations? yus yus

Zeek Aran

Zeek Aran

Forge Runner

Join Date: Aug 2006

Earth, sadly

BORK

A/

Quote:
Originally Posted by reverse_oreo
I must have misunderstood, but doesnt barrage remove preparations? yus yus
They hit multiple enemies by switching targets, THEN use barrage. I used to do that.

reverse_oreo

Wilds Pathfinder

Join Date: Dec 2005

Scars Meadows [SmS] Officer (not recruiting)

Quote:
Originally Posted by Zeek Aran
They hit multiple enemies by switching targets, THEN use barrage. I used to do that.
ah ok, i get now....very inefficient

Zeek Aran

Zeek Aran

Forge Runner

Join Date: Aug 2006

Earth, sadly

BORK

A/

Quote:
Originally Posted by reverse_oreo
ah ok, i get now....very inefficient
=P Well we were all noobs once.


I had an alliance member ping a build. Animate Flesh Golem, Animate Bone Fiends, Animate Vampiric Horrors, Animate Shambling Horrors, Animate Bone Minions, Blood of the Master, rez sig. x-x

Sir Pandra Pierva

Sir Pandra Pierva

Forge Runner

Join Date: Apr 2007

Sardelec yelling at Tenshi

Angels Of Strife

E/

Zaishan trapping gets the funniest builds if you ask me.

I have seen a ranger trying to use IW in there.

Fril Estelin

Fril Estelin

So Serious...

Join Date: Jan 2007

London

Nerfs Are [WHAK]

E/

Suggestion to everyone: provide the bad/sad build. AND then explain why it's bad in a line or two. That would help newbies!

(a little bit more constructive than simply whining about bad builds, no?)

Bryant Again

Bryant Again

Hall Hero

Join Date: Feb 2006

[skill]Healing Signet[/skill][skill]Pure Strike[/skill][skill]Galrath Slash[/skill][skill]Sever Artery[/skill][skill]Gash[/skill][skill]Healing Breeze[/skill][skill]Orison of Healing[/skill][skill]Restore Life[/skill]

Yeah that was me two years ago. Before that I think I had a mixture of axe *and* swords skills (because two weapons are btter than one!) and flurry.

Shadowfox1125

Shadowfox1125

Forge Runner

Join Date: Mar 2005

PST

W/

I think my build when I was pretty new was:
[card]Sever Artery[/card][card]Gash[/card][card]Pure Strike[/card][card]Final Thrust[/card][card]"Watch Yourself!"[/card][card]Plague Touch[/card][card]Healing Signet[/card][card]Resurrection Signet[/card]

Yes, I started the game as a W/N.

Bryant Again

Bryant Again

Hall Hero

Join Date: Feb 2006

Quote:
Originally Posted by Shadowfox1125
I think my build when I was pretty new was:
[card]Sever Artery[/card][card]Gash[/card][card]Pure Strike[/card][card]Final Thrust[/card][card]"Watch Yourself!"[/card][card]Plague Touch[/card][card]Healing Signet[/card][card]Resurrection Signet[/card]

Yes, I started the game as a W/N.
I actually started out as a W/E so I could be a Fighter/Spellcaster. I can't believe I still remember that!

pumpkin pie

pumpkin pie

Furnace Stoker

Join Date: Jul 2006

behind you

bumble bee

E/

look at my Ebon Aura Ele build here


that was a build i thought of when nightfall first come out lol, anyway, luckily i didnt use it much...phewww.

However I do remember being a N/W until I reach level 20 and arrived at sorrow furnace, I joined a group of players who was advertising for ss necro, off course i did not know what ss necro was then, they invited me, no build pinging back then okay, I had a gold max summit axe with +30 hp which I also noobily sold to the merchant sometime after that incident... well anyway we went out and i was holding that axe, they got back in and kick me :P i don't remember my build, i think it was all warriors skill.


Lets just say for my ego sake, that monsters will regret meeting with my ss necro these days.

Lady Raenef

Lady Raenef

Jungle Guide

Join Date: Feb 2007

Oregon, USA.

Zero Mercy [zm]

W/

When I had first joined, I was your typically W/Mo who spammed Healing Breeze, Orison of Healing, and Mending to keep myself alive.

Kusandaa

Kusandaa

Forge Runner

Join Date: Jul 2006

N/Mo

I remember starting my necro as a N/E and having something along the lines of
[card]Life Siphon[/card][card]Rotting Flesh[/card][card]Fire Storm[/card][card]Inferno[/card][card]Phoenix[/card][card]Deathly Swarm[/card][card]Resurrection Signet[/card]
And some other spell I can't remember. Might have been one minion. Kept it until quite a bit in the game. Back then I also thought there was ONE elite skill per profession.

And I spotted the following builds... all in ToPK. Sadly.

Called himself a b/p. Had no other ranger skills than the pet skills, rest were curse, blood and death.


Was spamming for an "experienced orders" when I got this. The guy got kicked automatically. Orders sac a lot, shouldn't have MORE HP than normal (which they got with Blood Renewal); should let nuking to a class that can afford exhaustion (well, with MS anyways).


Just look at the attribues, then the skills, and laugh.



I still pop this one in our alliance chat for a LOT of laughs. Healing and hammer wammo, just... no. NO. >_>.

pumpkin pie

pumpkin pie

Furnace Stoker

Join Date: Jul 2006

behind you

bumble bee

E/

do you think the hammer wammo can be alter to become

monks with hammer? i've been looking for that build since, could be half year back, in alliance battle, a group of 4 monks with hammers....

you don't know what to expect from them, then it hit you, you're dead and they gallop away happily.... all under 1 minute. (my entire group wiped)

Grumpy

Grumpy

Frost Gate Guardian

Join Date: Jul 2007

Washington State

W/

Quote:
Originally Posted by Str0b0
LoL You mean the "Uber leet Haxx riposte necro" That thread should be burned from the server drives forever.

http://www.guildwarsguru.com/forum/s...php?t=10176974


That? =D

mazey vorstagg

mazey vorstagg

Wilds Pathfinder

Join Date: Aug 2006

Nodnol

Meeting of Lost Minds

E/Mo

I'm so worried one of my builds is gonna show up here

I remember seeing a sin in my guild who kept on dying in Senji's corner. The reason was he still has starter armor and he didn't put any attributes into his skills. He bars was something awful too.
Actually I think it's something of a miracle that he made it that far without realizing something was wrong.

elysiumIX

elysiumIX

Academy Page

Join Date: Oct 2007

Asia

E/

My build when I created my first char:

E/N
[skill]Flare[/skill][skill]Fire Storm[/skill][skill]Fireball[/skill][skill]Phoenix[/skill][skill]Animate Bone Horror[/skill][skill]Parasitic Bond[/skill][skill]Aura of Restoration[/skill][skill]Resurrection Signet[/skill]

Still amuses me how I survived until LA.

Note to first-time players: Don't try to be an MM when you're not a necro.

Queenie

Queenie

Forge Runner

Join Date: Jul 2005

I was in a PuG for Sunjiang District and we had this epic monk.


Never knew you had to specify...for a monk.

bungusmaximus

bungusmaximus

Forge Runner

Join Date: Jul 2006

Guild Of Handicrafted Products [MaSS]

W/Mo

We need more dolyak signet :P

Spazzer

Spazzer

Jungle Guide

Join Date: May 2006

USA

Team Asshat [Hat]

Mo/E

This is a screenshot of my build during the February 2005 Beta Weekend Event
http://la.gg/upl/februarymonking.jpg

Squishy ftw

Squishy ftw

Desert Nomad

Join Date: Aug 2007

Your backline

W/

When going for legendary carto I needed to get to vizunah local, so I searched for a PUG in marketplace I believe. Ended up with some necro and his 3 heros.
The heros were 2 monks and an ele, all lvl 20 so I assumed he knew what he was doing.. Boy was I wrong lol.

When I died in under 10sec during the first fight I started to look at what skills those dumb monks were using. I saw:
[skill]Animate Bone Fiend[/skill][skill]blood of the master[/skill][skill]heal area[/skill][skill]heal other[/skill]
The minions were level 10 ...
There was also a hard rez somewhere, couldn't find any other skills..

But, surprise surprise, we actually made it :s

Lord Sojar

Lord Sojar

The Fallen One

Join Date: Dec 2005

Oblivion

Irrelevant

Mo/Me

Oh please... W/Me with backfire and conjure phantasm, with 3 pts in illusion and domination.

Oh, and let me not forget the E/N with vampiric touch and signet of sorrow. GG.

OH! And I shall never forget my favorite PUG player of all time! E/R with charm animal, a bow, using conjure lightning with dragos flatbow AND she was using toxicity without any conditions! Oh, and of course, she brought edge of extinction with 6 pts in beast mastery, and good old chain lightning.... lolz.

DarkGanni

DarkGanni

Forge Runner

Join Date: Mar 2006

Malta

[CuTe]

E/

O.o looks like the perfect thread to post my huge collection of retarded builds, time to bulk them up in one shot and post teh ultimate shmexy builds from ToA..stay tuned

Performance Pudding

Performance Pudding

Frost Gate Guardian

Join Date: Aug 2007

post ascalon

Over The [Wall]

W/

my worst pug ever wast at thk we had 4 monks and i was the only one that healed then we had 2 mesmers that cant inspiration skills on everything and 2 warriors 1 warrior was smart and had some good skills the other used all the nergy skills no adreniline skills and ran away from everything the other 3 monks all had aegis and liked to cast it at the same time... they had no hex or condition removal and 1 had 3 glyphs anyway we only beat that mish cuz the everyone wanded as one... really sad but funny

Cebe

Cebe

The 5th Celestial Boss

Join Date: Jul 2006

Inverness, Scotland

The Cult of Scaro [WHO]

E/

I recently found out what a friend was using on his level 13 A/N before he stopped playing GW.

[skill]Shadow Refuge[/skill][skill]Unsuspecting Strike[/skill][skill]Fox Fangs[/skill][skill]Death Blossom[/skill][skill]Animate Bone Fiend[/skill][skill]Vampiric Gaze[/skill][skill]Faintheartedness[/skill][skill]Resurrection Signet[/skill]

....He was using a Req 4 Water Staff

bungusmaximus

bungusmaximus

Forge Runner

Join Date: Jul 2006

Guild Of Handicrafted Products [MaSS]

W/Mo

Quote:
Originally Posted by Celestial Beaver
I recently found out what a friend was using on his level 13 A/N before he stopped playing GW.

[skill]Shadow Refuge[/skill][skill]Unsuspecting Strike[/skill][skill]Fox Fangs[/skill][skill]Death Blossom[/skill][skill]Animate Bone Fiend[/skill][skill]Vampiric Gaze[/skill][skill]Faintheartedness[/skill][skill]Resurrection Signet[/skill]

....He was using a Req 4 Water Staff
I actually see a lot of crap like that, like that lonely monk in AB that summoned a flesh golem to keep him company. I guess it has something to do with summoning minions looking cool.

Avarre

Avarre

Bubblegum Patrol

Join Date: Dec 2005

Singapore Armed Forces

So I asked for suggestions on what to run in AB on my Mesmer...

[skill]Lightning Bolt[/skill][skill]Lightning Strike[/skill][skill]Glimmering Mark[/skill][skill]Chain Lightning[/skill][skill]Glyph of lesser energy[/skill][skill]storm djinn's haste[/skill][skill]air attunement[/skill][skill]power drain[/skill]

I soloed a bunch of guys, it was awesome.

Sir Pandra Pierva

Sir Pandra Pierva

Forge Runner

Join Date: Apr 2007

Sardelec yelling at Tenshi

Angels Of Strife

E/

A ranger using a full nuker build.

Rinadan Farhunt

Academy Page

Join Date: Sep 2006

In the land of the horny gollochs.

To Rise From The Ashes [Rise]

R/W

Just saw a monk in RA, he was using Blood Is Power, Blood Ritual and Blood Renewal. Didn't use anything else. Thought he was great because he kept giving the other monk lots of energy, but the monk had to spend it all on healing this idiot because he kept sacrificing most of his health...

Nittle Grasper

Lion's Arch Merchant

Join Date: Apr 2007

E/

The New Charge Warrior
[skill]sever artery[/skill][skill]gash[/skill][skill]final thrust[/skill][skill]armor of earth[/skill][skill]stoneflesh aura[/skill][skill]Charge![/skill][skill]healing signet[/skill][skill]resurrection signet[/skill]
1)You have more armor you don't need more
2) what happens when charge ends? Armor of earth will just slow you down
3) isn't that kinetic armor icon?!
4)Charge icon won't show anyone want to help with that? lol

Squishy ftw

Squishy ftw

Desert Nomad

Join Date: Aug 2007

Your backline

W/

Quote:
Originally Posted by Nittle Grasper
4)Charge icon won't show anyone want to help with that? lol
[skill]"Charge!"[/skill]
It's "Charge!".

Yichi

Yichi

Furnace Stoker

Join Date: Sep 2005

Guild Hall, Vent, Guesting, PvE, or the occasional HA match...

Dark Alley [dR]

Quote:
Originally Posted by Avarre
So I asked for suggestions on what to run in AB on my Mesmer...

[skill]Lightning Bolt[/skill][skill]Lightning Strike[/skill][skill]Glimmering Mark[/skill][skill]Chain Lightning[/skill][skill]Glyph of lesser energy[/skill][skill]storm djinn's haste[/skill][skill]air attunement[/skill][skill]power drain[/skill]

I soloed a bunch of guys, it was awesome.
Your heal as one charm animal mesmer in ab was better.

Hyper Cutter

Hyper Cutter

Desert Nomad

Join Date: Jun 2006

Knights of the White Eye [HINA]

[skill]Power Attack[/skill][skill]Sever Artery[/skill][skill]Gash[/skill][skill]Orison of Healing[/skill][skill]Sprint[/skill][skill]Mending[/skill][skill]Restore Life[/skill][skill]Bane Signet[/skill]
The sad thing is, this was mine. I'm amazed I even reached Lion's Arch with that...