This topic is so obvious it's probably been made before, but oh well.
Darmikau's Spear.
(And it doesn't have to have your name in it, I'm just lazy. I chose spear because I play my Paragon most.)
If you were a boss, what green would you drop?
Darmikau
Tyla
Feeble Stick
do i get a cookie?
nah - Boff's Range, a perfect bow^^
do i get a cookie?
nah - Boff's Range, a perfect bow^^
Darmikau
Oh, and I suppose feel free to post stats.
Darmikau's Spear would be obviously max req.9, mods would be Energy +5, Furious 10%, and HP +30
Darmikau's Spear would be obviously max req.9, mods would be Energy +5, Furious 10%, and HP +30
1 up and 2 down
I would drop a "Surprise Present"
When it gets opened it would explode causing an instant party wipe.
When it gets opened it would explode causing an instant party wipe.
Bryant Again
Lesser Gaurdian Spear.
Tatile
An off the wall focus/shield, just for the hell of it:
"Necrotic Wrath
Armour 8/Energy 6 (req 9 Death Magic)
Halves skill recharge/casting time etc.
+30hp"
Plus the suitably necrotic skin of a large haggared claw. Yeah, the stats are a bit wavery, but a shield/focus is a fun idea, to me at least.
"Necrotic Wrath
Armour 8/Energy 6 (req 9 Death Magic)
Halves skill recharge/casting time etc.
+30hp"
Plus the suitably necrotic skin of a large haggared claw. Yeah, the stats are a bit wavery, but a shield/focus is a fun idea, to me at least.
Dev121
Flints Fleshcleaver, just so when people kill me I own them either way. 
Tyla
im changing my wep!
im gunna call it: auto-kill hard mode...what it does...is gives you legendary vanquisher and guardian - then deletes that character!
im gunna call it: auto-kill hard mode...what it does...is gives you legendary vanquisher and guardian - then deletes that character!
Shadow Spirit
Shadow's Trickster Staff
Req 9 (Energy Storage)
Halves Casting time of Fast Casting Spells 20%
Halves Recharge of Divine Favor Spells 20%
Energy + 1000 with health below 1%
Spawing Magic + 1 (20%)
Enjoy...
Req 9 (Energy Storage)
Halves Casting time of Fast Casting Spells 20%
Halves Recharge of Divine Favor Spells 20%
Energy + 1000 with health below 1%
Spawing Magic + 1 (20%)
Enjoy...
Savio
Savio's Maul.
...What?
...What?
~ Dan ~
Dan's Plastic Knife.
Wildi
I would drop a true unique which can not be replicated under the inscription system.
Wildi's Spear:
18-23 dmg (instead of 14-27 )
Damage +10% (while Health is above 30%)
Energy gain on hit: 1
Health -10
Wildi's Spear:
18-23 dmg (instead of 14-27 )
Damage +10% (while Health is above 30%)
Energy gain on hit: 1
Health -10
Painbringer
The b i t c h Slapper
A hammer shapped like an open palmed hand
Causes knock down on each blow
A hammer shapped like an open palmed hand
Causes knock down on each blow
TheRaven
a Raven Staff! (sorry, couldn't resist)
zamial
"The Easy Button"
no req. sheild
armor 8
halves casting time 10%
halves skill recharge 10%
its round red with a silver trimmed edge.
no req. sheild
armor 8
halves casting time 10%
halves skill recharge 10%
its round red with a silver trimmed edge.
Pyro maniac
nothing, don't want to be farmed
Giga Strike
i would drop a feng's focus, then no1 would kill me.
Croco Clouds
4 Pile of Glittering Dust... j/k
Croco's Edge and Croco'd Shield
Croco's Edge and Croco'd Shield
IllusiveMind
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Originally Posted by Pyro maniac
nothing, don't want to be farmed
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makosi
The Nerf Stick
Winterclaw
Excel Sword
15-22 holy damage (req 9 swordsmanship)
+15>50%
+30 HP
15-22 holy damage (req 9 swordsmanship)
+15>50%
+30 HP
Lagg
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Originally Posted by makosi
The Nerf Stick
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Sub Frost
Err 7 Staff
# Holy damage: 11-22 (req. 9 whatever)
# Halves skill recharge of spells (Chance: 20%)
# Halves casting time of spells (Chance: 20%)
# Health +60
# Energy +60
Just when u are about to pick it up... (u got the idea )
# Holy damage: 11-22 (req. 9 whatever)
# Halves skill recharge of spells (Chance: 20%)
# Halves casting time of spells (Chance: 20%)
# Health +60
# Energy +60
Just when u are about to pick it up... (u got the idea
)
Olim Chill
Failing Wand
Cold Dmg: 2-3 (Requires 16 Illusion Magic)
-2 Energy Recovery (while health is above 1%)
Lengthens Poison duration on you by 100%
Damage - 20%
That'll teach 'em.
Cold Dmg: 2-3 (Requires 16 Illusion Magic)
-2 Energy Recovery (while health is above 1%)
Lengthens Poison duration on you by 100%
Damage - 20%
That'll teach 'em.
maraxusofk
LOL i would drop a
r9 domination staff of uselessness
+1 healing 20% of time
20% recharge on soul reaping skills
+15 energy -1
WUT NOW? WANNA FARM ME?
r9 domination staff of uselessness
+1 healing 20% of time
20% recharge on soul reaping skills
+15 energy -1
WUT NOW? WANNA FARM ME?
Darkobra
Dark's Wood. Come on. It'd be a brilliant weapon.
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[DE]
I'd drop a Sundering +1 Post of Fortitude. If you farmed me over and over again it'd be the equivalent of this thread.
ensoriki
I drop 3 greens cause im awesome.
Retard Daggers (Awesome skin)
Ensoriki's Bones (Scythe)
Panda Bow (recurve bow, awesome stats ..>)
Retard Daggers (Awesome skin)
Ensoriki's Bones (Scythe)
Panda Bow (recurve bow, awesome stats ..>)
Phaern Majes
The Æsahættr
I win.
I win.
Orfas
Jiau's Deadly Fork
1-5 dmg
-20% dmg
+5 energy
LOL
1-5 dmg
-20% dmg
+5 energy
LOL
Big_Daddy
A green turd?
Onarik Amrak
Something with +20% damage vs Humans.
Halmyr
Longaminus
15% stance
10%Furious
+5 armor
With the skin of a double bladed battle axe
The exact same weapons I've been using for over 2 years now
15% stance
10%Furious
+5 armor
With the skin of a double bladed battle axe
The exact same weapons I've been using for over 2 years now
More Outrage
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Originally Posted by Big_Daddy
A green turd?
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Iggys Stool
req9 Hammer mastery
causes disease
+5 energy
5% chance to cause dazed on hit
DRGN
His Pants, just for the lulz of the text.
I'd totally drop The Hungry Hungry Hippo Shield.
I'd totally drop The Hungry Hungry Hippo Shield.
Hyper Cutter
The Hyper Cutter
Hott Bill
The Stinger of Hott Bill
15-28 Slashing Damage Req.9 Bow Mastery
+5
+30
20/20
Would be a Crystalline Bow skin.
15-28 Slashing Damage Req.9 Bow Mastery
+5
+30
20/20
Would be a Crystalline Bow skin.
twinkles21
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Originally Posted by Shadow Spirit
Shadow's Trickster Staff
Req 9 (Energy Storage) Halves Casting time of Fast Casting Spells 20% Halves Recharge of Divine Favor Spells 20% Energy + 1000 with health below 1% Spawing Magic + 1 (20%) Enjoy... |
I'd probably drop one of those fire staffs that HCT of water magic or something stupid like that. I hate when i find those.
flyinhigh
"the wallet that says bad Mother [email protected]"
what stats you can read its already a bad mother [email protected] what else does it need?
what stats you can read its already a bad mother [email protected] what else does it need?
Lord High Pwner
Id drop the "/report Blocker." Shield
Req0 STR
+0 AR
+1 Leeching 100%
Traiterous teamates cant /report on you 150% of the time.
Farm away boys/girls lol
Req0 STR
+0 AR
+1 Leeching 100%
Traiterous teamates cant /report on you 150% of the time.
Farm away boys/girls lol