If you were a boss, what green would you drop?

October Jade

October Jade

Wilds Pathfinder

Join Date: Jul 2005

drifting between Indiana and NorCal

A recurve that uses the Storm Bow skin...Silencing, 15^50, of Defense.

I'm too tired to think of a clever name right now.

Johnny_Chang

Krytan Explorer

Join Date: Jul 2006

Useless Tool

themesmeroftime

Academy Page

Join Date: Dec 2005

near philly

The Order of Sithis

Rt/

A Table

"Boss drops A Table reserved for such-and such"

ensoriki

ensoriki

Forge Runner

Join Date: Aug 2006

Canada bro.

A/D

Penguin Daggers
Epic Damage 7-21 Requires 14 dagger mastery
Take 50 hp loss each second for not being epic enough
Life steal on hit+ 30 hp
Health regeneration -8
Damage +10% if hp is above 50%
Energy +5

Penguin Hammer
Epic damage (normal Hammer Damage)
Take 30 damage each second energy is below 5
Gain 2 energy every 3 seconds when above 95% hp.
Energy Gain on hit +5
Energy regeneration -10
Damage+15% if energy is above 30%

Two April Mornings

Two April Mornings

No Luck No Time No Money

Join Date: Nov 2005

Amherst College, MA

Scars Meadows [SMS]

Me/

Twoh's Mask

It would look like a mesmer mask, but would be blown up and be a shield.
Req 9 Tactics
+30
-5/20%

Hott Bill

Hott Bill

Wilds Pathfinder

Join Date: Apr 2007

Shards of a Broken Crown

R/

Quote:
Originally Posted by ensoriki
Penguin Daggers
Epic Damage 7-21 Requires 14 dagger mastery
Take 50 hp loss each second for not being epic enough
Life steal on hit+ 30 hp
Health regeneration -8
Damage +10% if hp is above 50%
Energy +5

Penguin Hammer
Epic damage (normal Hammer Damage)
Take 30 damage each second energy is below 5
Gain 2 energy every 3 seconds when above 95% hp.
Energy Gain on hit +5
Energy regeneration -10
Damage+15% if energy is above 30%

I can hear the EoE Bomb Teams cheering now!

quickmonty

quickmonty

Ancient Windbreaker

Join Date: May 2005

The Hand of God (smiting, of course)

BenO_Under

BenO_Under

Frost Gate Guardian

Join Date: Jul 2006

Take A Ride On My Leet Train [Choo]

Beno's Hornbow
15-28 Damage
Damage +20%
Damage -20% (vs humans)
Health + 30
Health - 30 (while moving, standing, or attacking)
Armor + 10 (against Beno's Hornbow)
Damage - 10% (while attacking someone equiped with Beno's Hornbow)
This item cannot be used in PvE

I MP I

I MP I

Hustler

Join Date: Nov 2006

in between GW2 servers

Mo/

I'd drop the Aegis Of Insanity. It will look like a giant black cat head and come in strength, tactics, motivation, and command based.
Stats: -50 physical damage (60% chance), +100 vs all elemental damage always, all attackers take 200 shadow damage each time they attack and are knocked down.

Foes not knocked down suffer from bleeding, burning, dazed, and deep wound for 25 seconds. This shield would have the same drop rate as getting a mini ghostly hero from the HA chest.

Woop Shotty

Woop Shotty

Wilds Pathfinder

Join Date: Oct 2006

Ruthless Mafia [RM]

Mo/

Quote:
Originally Posted by Painbringer
The b i t c h Slapper

A hammer shapped like an open palmed hand

Causes knock down on each blow
I'd have your green. You've inspired me.. I'd like to see the scythe alternative . You could also call it Great Dwarf Bitch Slapper.

ensoriki

ensoriki

Forge Runner

Join Date: Aug 2006

Canada bro.

A/D

I'd be a White Tiger boss in the kurzick forest.
I'd drop
Extinct Rotten Fang
(max sword damage)
Target Foe begins bleeding
You are are conditioned with disease
attack speed +5% (stacks)
take 10 damage every hit.
15% damage if above 50% health.

Gwmaster

Jungle Guide

Join Date: Sep 2005

Canada/Quebec

N/

The Gmaster's Blade
req9 swordsmanship
+ 101% increased damage
+ 1337 health
+ 100 life steal
+ 5 mana steal
+ 100% longer enchant
+ 100% halves casting/recharge of spells
+ 50% faster attack speed
+ 10 to all attributes
+ 25% more experience gained from monsters
+ 50% more rare items drop rate
+ run speed increased by 100%
+ 50% block
+ reflects damage by 50%
+ you get banned for 1 minute everytime you hit with this weapon.
+ only one person in the game can own this weapon
+ 1 to an Evil Force * while using this skill, you get transformed into little gwen and all your skills are replaced with the following: "burn baby burn"
"its getting hot in here" and " Combustion"

Seraphic Divinity

Seraphic Divinity

Krytan Explorer

Join Date: Jun 2006

Heroes Ascent

Mo/

I would drop...

the...

Yakslapper

Kynareth Adeus

Academy Page

Join Date: Jan 2007

D/Mo

The Leetblade
Slashing damage 150-220
20% armor penetration(21% chance)
+31 health
Halves damage taken while in Frenzy
+40 armor while activating Healing Signet
+1 energy regeneration while enchanted with Mending
+15% damage while surrounded by more than twenty enemies.

foo

foo

Wilds Pathfinder

Join Date: Feb 2006

Scars Meadows [SMS]

N/

Foo's Falchion.
15^50 +30hp +10% adrenal. (req: swordsmanship 9 or more).
cold damage, +5e +20% enchant. (req: swordsmanship 8 or less).
+20% damage, uncustomizable.

Maximumraver

Maximumraver

Krytan Explorer

Join Date: Sep 2006

The Netherlands

Twisted Revenge [TR]

E/

Regneva's Strife.

ThyNecromancer

ThyNecromancer

Ascalonian Squire

Join Date: Apr 2006

"Up Yours"
Offhand wand with a fist at the end

Hp +120
energy +60
Half casting time of all spells 30%
Half skill recharge of all spells 30%
DP 100% and can't be resurrected

Toutatis

Toutatis

Walking Wiki

Join Date: Nov 2006

Isle of Medication

Visitors from Aranna [VFA]

Me/E

Toutatis' Fervor (focus)

Energy +12 (req 9 divine favor, 9 fast casting, 9 energy storage, 9 soul reaping or 9 spawning power)
20% chance when struck: personal invulnerability for 1 second (req 9 divine favor)
20% chance for spells to recharge instantly (req 9 fast casting)
20% chance when struck: prismatic wave for 50 elemental damage to all nearby foes (req 9 energy storage)
20% chance when struck: vampiric aura steals 25 health from attacker (req 9 soul reaping)
20% chance for ritualist skills to cast instantly (req 9 spawning power)

Totally broken, but it offers something special for every caster

Cargan

Cargan

Lion's Arch Merchant

Join Date: Jun 2007

Scotland

[ESP]

W/

I'd drop "The Meatshield". A little something for rangers that like to fight alongside their pets...

"The Meatshield" (Little Thom with a handle on his back)
Armour 16 (req.9 Beast Mastery)
Energy +15/-1
Health +45 (while in stance)

"Bone Club" (one handed melee weapon shaped like a large bone)
15-28 blunt damage (req.9 Expertise)
Armour +5
Lengthens Stance Duration (10%)
Health +30


These would make a nice combo for a close range beastmaster, trying to give you extra health and armour so enemies are more likely to attack the pet instead of you. one handed weapon for rangers only (expertise req.)

Some mods are made up/out of place for the kind weapons they are on, but they are unique which is the whole point

Moonlit Azure

Moonlit Azure

Krytan Explorer

Join Date: Nov 2007

R/

I would drop a broodwich . Its an item and its green , well the lettuce is.

I would love to see people's faces when it drops.

Onarik Amrak

Onarik Amrak

Forge Runner

Join Date: Mar 2007

Astral Revenants

P/W

I'd drop something customised to me so those darn 'heroes' who killed me and looted my corpse can't use it.

jon0592

jon0592

Wilds Pathfinder

Join Date: Jan 2006

N/

The Templar's Perfection

11-22 Fire Damage (Requires 9 Divine Favor)
Energy +5 (while health is above 50%)
Health +30

and it has the skin of a gloom shield :O

azizul1975

Lion's Arch Merchant

Join Date: Jul 2007

GMT+8

The Elite Guard of Tyria (TEGO)

Mo/

i would drop...my green poopoo... its collector's item.

you can exchange 5 of it for a recurve bow.....

Nevin

Nevin

Furnace Stoker

Join Date: Jul 2005

I would drop.

Thor's Hammer
Req 9. Axe Mastery
6-28 Blunt Damage
15^50
20/20
+30

Only axe with a one handed hammer model, and with blunt damage.

Duke.07

Duke.07

Ascalonian Squire

Join Date: Nov 2007

W/

http://gw.gamewikis.org/wiki/User:On...ous_Combustion
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Don't ask me what I am doing wit Gwen's book...

You can't see me

You can't see me

Forge Runner

Join Date: Nov 2006

USA

P/W

Murtagh's Summoned Blade

Damage 15-22 (Requires 13 Communing)
Energy +5
All Weapon Spells Last last 50% Longer
Binding Rituals Last 30% Longer


Sword would have the Jade Sword Skin with an effect similar animation to the Fiery Embersteel Blade, only with blue lightning with a Black Background and a All glowing light blue in all yellow areas of the sword.

azzer20

azzer20

Ascalonian Squire

Join Date: Oct 2006

In Ballerup, Denmark

Me/

Azzer wand and focus


Wand +12 energy req 9 dom HSR spells 20% HCT 20%
Focus req 9 dom energy + 10 Auto interrupt with spells

Kusandaa

Kusandaa

Forge Runner

Join Date: Jul 2006

N/Mo

If I was a boss...

Xander Rainbowpants drops The Xandergasm, which your party reserves for Cheran Doher (haha, my main... Xander Rainbowpants is the "boss" name my friends have given to me x])

The Xandergasm - pink Greater Guardian Spear skin... curses req
14-27 req9 curses
+5 energy
Hexes last 33% longer on foe
+30hp

*sigh* I can only wish...

Fury Incarnate

Fury Incarnate

Lion's Arch Merchant

Join Date: Nov 2006

Connecticut, USA

R/

Let's see now...

I'd drop WindFuRy <--- The caps are very important and may not be taken out.

13-38 random bow type, req 15 Expertise
Deals Bludgeoning dmg
12%^50
+2 Energy
19% chance to reduce spell cast times by 14%
Increases Cracked Armor duration by 27%
Gain 12% extra adrenaline on hit (3% chance)
13% Armor Penetration (8% chance)
Armor +3
Health +12
+1 to all stats (4% chance when using a skill)
Damage +17% vs Humans
Enchantments last 16% longer
Armor +3 vs elemental damage
Armor +1 vs physical damage
Health +12 (while enchanted, hexed, or in a stance)
Half spell recharge time (9%)
Arrows move 693% faster

bungusmaximus

bungusmaximus

Forge Runner

Join Date: Jul 2006

Guild Of Handicrafted Products [MaSS]

W/Mo

Sundering Love Rod of Fortitude
Armor penetration 100% chance 100%
Damage 50-100
Health + 30
Energy + 5

That's the only worthwile thing I have to drop, unless you want my brain, and believe me, you don't want that ^^

Glider of chaos

Frost Gate Guardian

Join Date: Jul 2006

A/N

Forum Lurkers
green daggers, 7-17
damage +500% while not attacking
energy -25, energy regen +4

Flameproof Armor Set
req 9 intelligence
req 9 common sense
You're immune to all curses spells but have no adrenaline gain

Buttermilk

Buttermilk

Frost Gate Guardian

Join Date: Dec 2006

Zealots of Shiverpeak [ZoS]

Mo/

Bottle of Honey and Buttermilk
+60 Health
-25% Fat
+30% Taste

Drop of Fear

Drop of Fear

Forge Runner

Join Date: Nov 2006

W/

Menzies Blade

req9
eternal blade skin
15^50
vampiric
+20% damage vs undeads

menzies bastion
req9 strenght eternal shield
30hp
+10armor vs undeads

yey want these

manitoba1073

manitoba1073

Desert Nomad

Join Date: Jan 2006

ManitobaShipyards Refit and Repair Station

(SFC)Star Fleet Command,(TDE)The Daggerfall elite,(SOoM)Secret order of Magi

Nothing.

Mines not exempted from LS

Sakura Az

Sakura Az

Lion's Arch Merchant

Join Date: Jan 2007

The frozen north

Ambassadors Of Enlightenment [Sage]

A/

Saku's Blades
7-17 slashing
15%^50
1/1 Zealous
+30hp

Gilded Daggers Skin

Cebe

Cebe

The 5th Celestial Boss

Join Date: Jul 2006

Inverness, Scotland

The Cult of Scaro [WHO]

E/

Hitomi's Thunder
Energy +10
Lightning Damage 11-22 (Requires 9 Air Magic)
Halves Skill Recharge (20%)
Halves Casting Time of Air Magic Spells (20%)
Increases Blind Duration on Foes by 33%
Health +30

The Blood Staff
Energy +10
Chaos Damage 11-22 (Requires 9 Spawning Power)
Halves Skill Recharge (20%)
Energy +5 (while health is above 50%)
Health +30
Communing +1 (20% Chance)
(The above staff actually does exist, but I'd dearly love to rename it)

The Wammo Hunter
Chaos Damage 15-28 (requires 9 Expertise)
Damage +15% (yes, unconditional )
Causes Blindness on Hit for 5 seconds.
Health +30

Celest's Key
Chaos Damage 4-55 (Requires 8 Forum Mastery)
Halves Viewing Time of Threads (20%)
Thread Closure +1 (20% Chance)

Dahnel

Dahnel

Wilds Pathfinder

Join Date: Oct 2005

Rt/Me

I'd drop a mini Asuir Laheri, so you could all bask in my glory wherever you go.

pumpkin pie

pumpkin pie

Furnace Stoker

Join Date: Jul 2006

behind you

bumble bee

E/

I'd drop a bomb disguised as the best weapon, the next person that uses my weapon will be bomb to smithereen hehehehehehe....

I'll call it the Pumpkin Pie Surprise.

RedNova88

RedNova88

Krytan Explorer

Join Date: Oct 2007

Behind you!

W/

I would drop the [Haha You Went Through a 27 Level Dungeon to Get This Sword Sword]

It's stats would be: +20 to all attributes
Allows the use of a 3rd, 4th, and 5th profession
499-500 slashing damage
+250 health
+50 energy
+85 Armor
Only usable by characters level 21 and above.

Catrion-Leyt

Catrion-Leyt

Frost Gate Guardian

Join Date: Sep 2007

In this remote place called hell.

Archons Ascendant [Arch]

R/E

Catrion's Blade
Slash Dmg 15-23 (Req 7 Swordsmanship)
Damage +16% (while Health is above 7%)
Armor Penetration 21% (Chance: 22%)
Health +45
Customized for Catrion Silverblad