The English Blade
15-22 (5 Req)
+15%
+30 health
Holy Damage
Appearance as a Crystalline Sword
Forum Spear
same stats as a
Firey Destroyer Spear of Trollslaying
If you were a boss, what green would you drop?
English Warrior
dunky_g
The Dunkanator
16AL r7 command
-5 damage while under the effects of chats or shouts
+100hp while under the effects of chats or shouts
Increase Chants and shout duration by 100%
Magmas shield skin
16AL r7 command
-5 damage while under the effects of chats or shouts
+100hp while under the effects of chats or shouts
Increase Chants and shout duration by 100%
Magmas shield skin
warcrap
umm green poop?
Tyla
I wouldn't drop any green infact...because it wouldn't be me dropping...It'd be YOU!!!
Alex the Great
Nerf Bat!!!
stats
18-35 ( req 9 hammer)
+1000% damage when health is >0
Causes all of targets skills to be useless on hit!
stats
18-35 ( req 9 hammer)
+1000% damage when health is >0
Causes all of targets skills to be useless on hit!
Stockholm
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Originally Posted by Alex the Great
Nerf Bat!!!
stats 18-35 ( req 9 hammer) +1000% damage when health is >0 Causes all of targets skills to be useless on hit! |
Clone
The General's Defence
Skin: Tower Shield
Armor: 16 (Requires 9 Strength)
Received physical damage -2 (while in a Stance)
Received physical damage -2 (while Enchanted)
Why? Because I actually have a shield with these stats (although mine is a req 8), and it is one of my favorite oddities in my collection, as you can't recreate it under the inscription system.
Skin: Tower Shield
Armor: 16 (Requires 9 Strength)
Received physical damage -2 (while in a Stance)
Received physical damage -2 (while Enchanted)
Why? Because I actually have a shield with these stats (although mine is a req 8), and it is one of my favorite oddities in my collection, as you can't recreate it under the inscription system.
matsif
The Roflmao for Ursan
req 0 of no attribute
1337-1337 typeless damage
+1337 hp
+1337 health regen
+1337 energy
dmg +1337% > 0% hp
+1337 armor
energy regen -1
energy gained on hit +1337
Kills ursan QQers upon targeting (including teammates)
If under Ursan Blessing, hit all foes adjacent, nearby, and in ear-shot
begin the trolling!
req 0 of no attribute
1337-1337 typeless damage
+1337 hp
+1337 health regen
+1337 energy
dmg +1337% > 0% hp
+1337 armor
energy regen -1
energy gained on hit +1337
Kills ursan QQers upon targeting (including teammates)
If under Ursan Blessing, hit all foes adjacent, nearby, and in ear-shot
begin the trolling!
garethporlest18
Porlest's Penetrator
15-22 slashing damage.
+20% ^ 50
+10% while hexed (if health is more than 400)
+10% while in stance (if health is more than 200)
+30
Cannot be customized.
Makes the sword skill Penetration Poke active.
Penetration Poke 10en 1/2 cast 4r
Does +15..20..25 damage 1...3..5 times. Heals 30..60..90 health per hit if hexed. Gain 3...6..9 energy per hit if in stance.
15-22 slashing damage.
+20% ^ 50
+10% while hexed (if health is more than 400)
+10% while in stance (if health is more than 200)
+30
Cannot be customized.
Makes the sword skill Penetration Poke active.
Penetration Poke 10en 1/2 cast 4r
Does +15..20..25 damage 1...3..5 times. Heals 30..60..90 health per hit if hexed. Gain 3...6..9 energy per hit if in stance.
wanmoke
Hide of Steel
Armor: 16(Strength)
+30 Hit points
+200 Hit points versus foes that taunt you with expletives
Received damage -1(while in a stance)
Armor: 16(Strength)
+30 Hit points
+200 Hit points versus foes that taunt you with expletives
Received damage -1(while in a stance)
Haodu
Zerg Rush
Req 16 (Main Attribute)
50% chance to destroy everything in front of you (when using a skill)
50% chance of dying (when using a skill)
Req 16 (Main Attribute)
50% chance to destroy everything in front of you (when using a skill)
50% chance of dying (when using a skill)
Chik N Nuggets
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Originally Posted by Gwmaster
The Gmaster's Blade
+ 1 to an Evil Force |
noob4sure
Zealous' Fervent Shankers of Zeal.
Stabbing Dmg: 7-17 (Requires 9 Dagger Mastery)
Damage +15%(While Health is above 50%)
Energy gain on hit: 1
Energy regeneration: -1
Additional +1 Energy gain on hit (Chance: 25%)
Dagger Mastery +1(Chance: 10%)
Energy gain on Critical +1(Chance: 10%)
Damage +20%
Both Hands
Customized for Zealous Slasher
...what?
Stabbing Dmg: 7-17 (Requires 9 Dagger Mastery)
Damage +15%(While Health is above 50%)
Energy gain on hit: 1
Energy regeneration: -1
Additional +1 Energy gain on hit (Chance: 25%)
Dagger Mastery +1(Chance: 10%)
Energy gain on Critical +1(Chance: 10%)
Damage +20%
Both Hands
Customized for Zealous Slasher
...what?
Willow O Whisper
Whisper's Spoon of superior rubberbanding
or Morrigans Wand of error 7
or Morrigans Wand of error 7
Carboplatin
The George Foreman Grill
req 9 Strength
16 armor
+1 Strength (non-stacking)
20% duration reduction on all conditions
hexes expire 10% faster.
+30 HP
The champ!
req 9 Strength
16 armor
+1 Strength (non-stacking)
20% duration reduction on all conditions
hexes expire 10% faster.
+30 HP
The champ!
*Paris*
Paris's Whip
Energy + 10
19-28 Armor Ignoring Damage (Req 9 Energy Storage)
All characters opposite of your gender cannot target you
Health +30
Energy +5 (While health is above 50%)
Energy + 10
19-28 Armor Ignoring Damage (Req 9 Energy Storage)
All characters opposite of your gender cannot target you
Health +30
Energy +5 (While health is above 50%)
Marverick
The Machine Gun (Hornbow)
Damage +50% (while using attack skills)
Damage -50% (while not using attack skills)
Life Stealing +5
Health regeneration -1
Energy Gain on hit +1
Energy regeneration -1
All Bow Attacks recharge 50% faster
The Symbol of Fear
Armor: 16(Requires 7 Command)
If any party members gain an armor boost due to the effects of a skill, you gain 100% of that armor.
All shouts recharge 50% faster.
Health -60
The Corrupted Chalice of HAX
Click to deal 1337 damage to target foe. For each time damage is dealt, an additional click is needed to deal the next packet of damage. This item cannot be used in PvP. This item has unlimited uses.
Damage +50% (while using attack skills)
Damage -50% (while not using attack skills)
Life Stealing +5
Health regeneration -1
Energy Gain on hit +1
Energy regeneration -1
All Bow Attacks recharge 50% faster
The Symbol of Fear
Armor: 16(Requires 7 Command)
If any party members gain an armor boost due to the effects of a skill, you gain 100% of that armor.
All shouts recharge 50% faster.
Health -60
The Corrupted Chalice of HAX
Click to deal 1337 damage to target foe. For each time damage is dealt, an additional click is needed to deal the next packet of damage. This item cannot be used in PvP. This item has unlimited uses.
Rexion
I'd drop a raven's staff just to laugh at them.
seriously...
Vengence of Numbers
Energy +15
11-22 Holy Damage (Req 10 Protection Prayers)
Energy +5
Half skill casting time (20%)
Half skill recharge time (20%)
seriously...
Vengence of Numbers
Energy +15
11-22 Holy Damage (Req 10 Protection Prayers)
Energy +5
Half skill casting time (20%)
Half skill recharge time (20%)
Captain Miken
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Originally Posted by yum
Yum's haxor stick.
Wintergreen Axe skin 1337 damage: 1-1 (req 17 swordmanship) +30 hp +5e Whenever you enter a stance all foe within earshot enter the same stance. |
That would own on a Prot Monk who runs Frenzied Defence! >.>
(just imagine 250 damage Rodgorts per Ele... talk about clean spike.)
yum
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Originally Posted by Captain Miken
That would own on a Prot Monk who runs Frenzied Defence! >.>
(just imagine 250 damage Rodgorts per Ele... talk about clean spike.) |
1 run Frenzy
1 run Shadow walk
=> Boom
if only stances would stack
Add: and stance can stack phrase to the weapon mayb
tipiak
The Mighty Combo of Hax :
The Meat Grinder (looks like a giant butcher's knife)
28-74 (R9 strength)
chaos damage
damage +20%^30%
double adrenaline on hit
critical hit (50% chance)
critical hit causes bleeding on foe
armor +15 when in stance
knocks down foes in the area when using a shout
shout duration +33%
one handed
The Butcher Defense (looks like the terror shield)
armor +20 (R9 strength)
health +45
energy +5
33% chances to block all attacks
causes weakness when blocking an attack
you cannot be knocked down
Special Item : The Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch
Blows off every foe on your radar into tiny pieces
Kills every ally under Ursan Blessing
Ally killed by this item cannot be resurrected
The Meat Grinder (looks like a giant butcher's knife)
28-74 (R9 strength)
chaos damage
damage +20%^30%
double adrenaline on hit
critical hit (50% chance)
critical hit causes bleeding on foe
armor +15 when in stance
knocks down foes in the area when using a shout
shout duration +33%
one handed
The Butcher Defense (looks like the terror shield)
armor +20 (R9 strength)
health +45
energy +5
33% chances to block all attacks
causes weakness when blocking an attack
you cannot be knocked down
Special Item : The Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch
Blows off every foe on your radar into tiny pieces
Kills every ally under Ursan Blessing
Ally killed by this item cannot be resurrected
reanimatorX
the Nerf Bat.
give it the skin of the ugly stick.
give it the skin of the ugly stick.
Balan Makki
Random, Max stat Headgear.
Kay84
Sleeper Service
carnage-runner
The Smite Stick... Think of "god" and his smiting down of people. Yea somethin like a giant wand that had 99999-999999 damage. Shot lightning bolts. Killed all nearby, adjacent enemies. Yea. BOOM!
carnage-runner
The Smite Stick... Think of "god" and his smiting down of people. Yea somethin like a giant wand that had 99999-999999 damage. Shot lightning bolts. Killed all nearby, adjacent enemies. Yea. BOOM!
Alleji
Since we're all making imba items with abilities that aren't in the game, here's mine:
Blood Spike (offhand)
Req 14 Blood Magic
Energy +12
Your Vampiric Gaze skill steals additional 200 life (+15% vs noobs).
Blood Spike (offhand)
Req 14 Blood Magic
Energy +12
Your Vampiric Gaze skill steals additional 200 life (+15% vs noobs).
Brian Fellow
The Safari Hat (shield) Armor 16 (req 9 beast mastery)
Armor +50 vs. non-humans
Dazed duration increased on user by 20%
Blind duration decreased by 20%
Chance of being Dazed 20% for 5 seconds
Armor +50 vs. non-humans
Dazed duration increased on user by 20%
Blind duration decreased by 20%
Chance of being Dazed 20% for 5 seconds
stretchs
Stretch's Edge
It would be 2x as tall as Jora with a Gothic Sword's Skin.
15-22
+15% Damage -5e
Furious
Fortitude
It would be 2x as tall as Jora with a Gothic Sword's Skin.
15-22
+15% Damage -5e
Furious
Fortitude
Ouchie
I would drop
Little Black Bag
Holds all additional armor in your inventory for this character
Little Black Bag
Holds all additional armor in your inventory for this character
A Leprechaun
Pot'O'Gold
Offhand
+100 gold every time you hit a foe.
Sword of the Black Knight
Slashing damage 15-22 (req 16 swordsmanship)
Ignore Deep wound condition.
Automatically uses the skill "None Shall Pass!" whenever you hit a foe. (even if its not on your bar)
Automatically uses the skill "Its just a Flesh wound!" whenever you take damage while below 50% health. (even if its not on your bar)
~A Leprechaun~
Offhand
+100 gold every time you hit a foe.
Sword of the Black Knight
Slashing damage 15-22 (req 16 swordsmanship)
Ignore Deep wound condition.
Automatically uses the skill "None Shall Pass!" whenever you hit a foe. (even if its not on your bar)
Automatically uses the skill "Its just a Flesh wound!" whenever you take damage while below 50% health. (even if its not on your bar)
~A Leprechaun~
Shiney
If I was a boss, I'd drop something dumb like:
Shiney's Ears
Offhand
Req nothing
-Armor +5 Energy -5
-Armor -5 +15% attack damage
-Energy -5 +15% attack damage
-Energy +10 -30% attack damage
Seriously, I don't want people coming round to kill me every five minutes.
Shiney's Ears
Offhand
Req nothing
-Armor +5 Energy -5
-Armor -5 +15% attack damage
-Energy -5 +15% attack damage
-Energy +10 -30% attack damage
Seriously, I don't want people coming round to kill me every five minutes.
Zamochit
Truth's Annebriation
Req 9 Divine Favour
+12 Energy
Halves Skill Recharge 10%
Enchants last 10% longer
Has the appearance of a bottle of Canthan Rice wine.
Whilst wielding, you will be under the effects of level 5 drunkeness, this does not add towards the drunkard title; the effects are not visible in towns or outposts.
Req 9 Divine Favour
+12 Energy
Halves Skill Recharge 10%
Enchants last 10% longer
Has the appearance of a bottle of Canthan Rice wine.
Whilst wielding, you will be under the effects of level 5 drunkeness, this does not add towards the drunkard title; the effects are not visible in towns or outposts.
HuntMaster Avatar
If I was a boss, what Green would I drop?
BloodThirster BattleAxe
R7 axe mastery
25-60 damage
+500 hit points
+20 armor
*Immune to bleeding
*LifeDrinker" for every 1 damage caused by bloodthirster, restore 1 hp to the wielder"
Ultima's Arm Radiant Shield
armor 20
+50 armor
Immunity to conditions
Immunity to Hexes
+500 HP
+100 Energy
Can not be knocked down
HP regeneration 10 per second
Energy regeneration 5 per second
*Bash bonus- While equiped Bash gains +1000 dmg bonus.
Fixed and loving it.
* I only wish weapons in guildwars had as much power as ele spells.
BloodThirster BattleAxe
R7 axe mastery
25-60 damage
+500 hit points
+20 armor
*Immune to bleeding
*LifeDrinker" for every 1 damage caused by bloodthirster, restore 1 hp to the wielder"
Ultima's Arm Radiant Shield
armor 20
+50 armor
Immunity to conditions
Immunity to Hexes
+500 HP
+100 Energy
Can not be knocked down
HP regeneration 10 per second
Energy regeneration 5 per second
*Bash bonus- While equiped Bash gains +1000 dmg bonus.
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Originally Posted by A Leprechaun
Pot'O'Gold
Offhand +1 platinum every time you hit a foe. ~A Leprechaun~ |
* I only wish weapons in guildwars had as much power as ele spells.
Twonaiver
Twonaiver´s 44 Magnum
Req 16 Marksmanship
100-500 Piercing Damage
Damage +100 (While Health Above 50%)
Morale Boost 10% While Equiped
Armor Penetration 100% (with Teflon Rounds)
56gp
Req 16 Marksmanship
100-500 Piercing Damage
Damage +100 (While Health Above 50%)
Morale Boost 10% While Equiped
Armor Penetration 100% (with Teflon Rounds)
56gp
Sir Pandra Pierva
if i were a boss i would drop.
the Nuke.
blows up everyone in the area you get no points for vanquishing. and you fail any mission its used in. and all your titles go away
the Nuke.
blows up everyone in the area you get no points for vanquishing. and you fail any mission its used in. and all your titles go away
Aba
hahah great thread....
Mine would be
scythe of the nublet
its for monks that use echo,mending and run around with a scythe
Mine would be
scythe of the nublet
its for monks that use echo,mending and run around with a scythe