If you were a boss, what green would you drop?
Wild Karrde
the -1:100 vamp
Nochtflamir
Thread Necromancing:
Nocht's Red Stapler (swingline brand)
Take my stapler, and I'll set your building on fire.
Nocht's Red Stapler (swingline brand)
Take my stapler, and I'll set your building on fire.
Dallcingi
it already drops!
Fengs Focus woot!
Fengs Focus woot!
FlamingMetroid
mine would be the C-C-C-COMBO BREAKER
uninstalls Guild Wars on foe's computer upon interrupt
uninstalls Guild Wars on foe's computer upon interrupt
Kerwyn Nasilan
mini polar bear summoner create 100,000 mini polar bears for every kill. the catch? they are all considered dupped.
Malice Black
Wand of Mending
Gives +3 heath regen, -1 energy regen.
20/20 Sundering
+30HP (while not enchanted)
Gives +3 heath regen, -1 energy regen.
20/20 Sundering
+30HP (while not enchanted)
Thorondor Port
Banana Scythe..
i bet its been said.
64life leech ammy?
i bet its been said.
64life leech ammy?
Kiragi Yagami
if i were a boss, no-one would be able to kill me anyway, so no need for a green.
/endsarcasm.
yeah, if i dropped a green it would be a recurve bow. or perhaps a fire staff.
/endsarcasm.
yeah, if i dropped a green it would be a recurve bow. or perhaps a fire staff.
MithranArkanere
Hm... Boss... If I were a boss...
GW1
- Dreadful Eye-poking Stick
*15-22 piercing damage (req9 swordmanship)
*+15% damage
*-5 energy
*+Armor penetration 20% (Chance: 20%)
*+Armor +5
GW2
- Migi
*Rapier, 17-35 piercing damage
*Fast (1.33 seconds attack rate)
*Equipable only in Right hand
*Ignores target armor if target foe is not attacking.
*Always deals critical hits if target foe is not attacking.
*1000% damage vs demons
- Hidari
*Bastar Sword, 7-71 slashing damage
*Slow (1.75 seconds attack rate)
*Equippable only in Left hand
*+25% chance to block attacks
*Foes attacking in melee are knocked down when they block an attack made with this weapon.
*Ignores armor if Target is knocked down.
- Two Shots
*Blunderbuss, 48-480 blunt damage.
*Two shots: Very Fast, Very Slow (shot 1, short interval of 0.1 seconds; shot 2, long interval of 4 seconds)
*Medium range (spear range)
*+1000% damage if projectile hits the head part.
Luckily, I'm there's no such boss, XDDDD.
GW1
- Dreadful Eye-poking Stick
*15-22 piercing damage (req9 swordmanship)
*+15% damage
*-5 energy
*+Armor penetration 20% (Chance: 20%)
*+Armor +5
GW2
- Migi
*Rapier, 17-35 piercing damage
*Fast (1.33 seconds attack rate)
*Equipable only in Right hand
*Ignores target armor if target foe is not attacking.
*Always deals critical hits if target foe is not attacking.
*1000% damage vs demons
- Hidari
*Bastar Sword, 7-71 slashing damage
*Slow (1.75 seconds attack rate)
*Equippable only in Left hand
*+25% chance to block attacks
*Foes attacking in melee are knocked down when they block an attack made with this weapon.
*Ignores armor if Target is knocked down.
- Two Shots
*Blunderbuss, 48-480 blunt damage.
*Two shots: Very Fast, Very Slow (shot 1, short interval of 0.1 seconds; shot 2, long interval of 4 seconds)
*Medium range (spear range)
*+1000% damage if projectile hits the head part.
Luckily, I'm there's no such boss, XDDDD.
Burst Cancel
I'd drop Diablo 2 items; God knows I farmed way too many of them for far too many years.
I'd also drop Burst Cancel consummable items - 1 use, grants 30 frames of invulnerability to strikes.
I'd also drop Burst Cancel consummable items - 1 use, grants 30 frames of invulnerability to strikes.
Gwmaster
The Camel Toe
+12 energy
Halves skill recharge 20%
Male Characters receive +3 health regeneration while standing around you.
+12 energy
Halves skill recharge 20%
Male Characters receive +3 health regeneration while standing around you.
crazybanshee
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I would drop a broodwich . Its an item and its green
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Shayne Hawke
Stupid Ol' Drop
A Staff that does lightning damage: 11-22 (req. 9 Fast Casting), halves casting time of Death Magic spells (Chance: 20%), halves skill recharge of spells (Chance: 20%), swordsmanship +1 (20% Chance while using skills), and +5 energy.
A Staff that does lightning damage: 11-22 (req. 9 Fast Casting), halves casting time of Death Magic spells (Chance: 20%), halves skill recharge of spells (Chance: 20%), swordsmanship +1 (20% Chance while using skills), and +5 energy.
NeonXero
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LMAO the broodwich. You read that in a woman's magazine!
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I'd drop a Stone of Jordan.... or a scythe that has an appearance/animation quite similar to the Storm Bow.
Nightmares Hammer
Ogre-Slaying Knife
I'd need my own Dungeon, of course.
Edit: Better idea:
Nightmares Hammer
Blunt Dmg: 19-35 (req. 9 Hammer Mastery)
Damage +15% (while Health is above 50%)
Life stealing: 5
Health regeneration -1
Health +30
One-handed
I'd need my own Dungeon, of course.
Edit: Better idea:
Nightmares Hammer
Blunt Dmg: 19-35 (req. 9 Hammer Mastery)
Damage +15% (while Health is above 50%)
Life stealing: 5
Health regeneration -1
Health +30
One-handed
Konig Des Todes
If I was a boss...I would like to add in my elite too :P
Green 1: Azazel's Dual Swords: 17-27 damage|requirement: 9: dagger mastery|-1 energy regeneration|gain 5 energy per hit|15% damage|+50 health
Green 2: Azazel's Dual Axes: 17-27 damage|requirement: 9: dagger mastery|-1 health regeneration|gain 10 health per hit|15% damage|+50 health
Elite: Demon's Fury: You attack/move 33% faster for 5...25 seconds. You block 75% of incoming attacks and cannot be the target of spells(Lose 100...25 health and 20...5 energy when ends)|5eng|stance|20 second recharge
Monster Skill: Avatar of Azazel: Become the Demon Azazel for 90 seconds|All attacks are critical hits|Deal +20 armor ignoring damage|have +3 health and energy regen.
And the avatar form would look like...Attachment 52022
Green 1: Azazel's Dual Swords: 17-27 damage|requirement: 9: dagger mastery|-1 energy regeneration|gain 5 energy per hit|15% damage|+50 health
Green 2: Azazel's Dual Axes: 17-27 damage|requirement: 9: dagger mastery|-1 health regeneration|gain 10 health per hit|15% damage|+50 health
Elite: Demon's Fury: You attack/move 33% faster for 5...25 seconds. You block 75% of incoming attacks and cannot be the target of spells(Lose 100...25 health and 20...5 energy when ends)|5eng|stance|20 second recharge
Monster Skill: Avatar of Azazel: Become the Demon Azazel for 90 seconds|All attacks are critical hits|Deal +20 armor ignoring damage|have +3 health and energy regen.
And the avatar form would look like...Attachment 52022
Lord Sojar
Sojar's Retribution
Sword for Monks
Damage: 11-22 (requires 8 Divine Favor)
+5 Energy
Halves Casting Time of Spells 20% Chance
+20% Enchantments
It would look like this:
Sword for Monks
Damage: 11-22 (requires 8 Divine Favor)
+5 Energy
Halves Casting Time of Spells 20% Chance
+20% Enchantments
It would look like this:
GloryFox
Dropped by an assassin boss that uses a Monster Skill called Glorious Fury.
Glorious Fury
Cost 5 Energy ¼ Casting time 30-second recycle.
For 60 seconds you make double strikes 100% of the time and attack 33% faster. All of your attacks deal life stealing damage and you loose 25 health each time you fail to hit.
Fox’s Glorious Fury
These Daggers are 7-17 req 9 (Holy Damage)
The skin used would be the same as a pair of Shadow Blades but with a Chaos Axe glow.
Vampiric Malus Daggers of Devotion Req 9
Prefix: Life Stealing 3 Health Regeneration -1
Inscription: +15 Energy & –1 Energy Regeneration Same as "Seize the Day" [Furthermore it can use inscriptions but only Spell casting weapon inscriptions.]
Plus you may add one Shield Inscription as a suffix.
Suffix: +45 Health while enchanted [of Devotion Inscription]
(I have never understood why two handed weapons can’t have this suffix.)
Glorious Fury
Cost 5 Energy ¼ Casting time 30-second recycle.
For 60 seconds you make double strikes 100% of the time and attack 33% faster. All of your attacks deal life stealing damage and you loose 25 health each time you fail to hit.
Fox’s Glorious Fury
These Daggers are 7-17 req 9 (Holy Damage)
The skin used would be the same as a pair of Shadow Blades but with a Chaos Axe glow.
Vampiric Malus Daggers of Devotion Req 9
Prefix: Life Stealing 3 Health Regeneration -1
Inscription: +15 Energy & –1 Energy Regeneration Same as "Seize the Day" [Furthermore it can use inscriptions but only Spell casting weapon inscriptions.]
Plus you may add one Shield Inscription as a suffix.
Suffix: +45 Health while enchanted [of Devotion Inscription]
(I have never understood why two handed weapons can’t have this suffix.)
Pleikki
mm. i would drop various offhand with paperfan skin (with various i mean Energy storage soul reap divine etc) spellcasting offhand
Melody Cross
what green would i drop?
green dye...like the rest of them
green dye...like the rest of them
GloryFox
Now that I think about it some more the Other Greens I would Drop are.
The Fox’s Glorious Survival Staff
Appears as a Black Holy Branch Staff skin.
11-22 Earth Damage req 9 Wilderness Survival
Energy +10
Halves skill recharge of spells (Chance: 20%)
Energy +5 (while Health is above 50%)
Health +60
The Fox’s Glorious Rod of Life Stealing
Appears as a Bogroot Rod only with Glowing Green at the end.
Dark Dmg: 11-22 (req. 9 Expertise)
Halves skill recharge of skills (chance: 20%)
Energy +5 (while Health is above 50%)
The Fox’s Paw
Appears as a Glow Green Mesmer Charkam
Energy +12 (req. 9 Expertise)
Energy +15
Energy regeneration -1
Health +30
The Fox’s Glorious Survival Staff
Appears as a Black Holy Branch Staff skin.
11-22 Earth Damage req 9 Wilderness Survival
Energy +10
Halves skill recharge of spells (Chance: 20%)
Energy +5 (while Health is above 50%)
Health +60
The Fox’s Glorious Rod of Life Stealing
Appears as a Bogroot Rod only with Glowing Green at the end.
Dark Dmg: 11-22 (req. 9 Expertise)
Halves skill recharge of skills (chance: 20%)
Energy +5 (while Health is above 50%)
The Fox’s Paw
Appears as a Glow Green Mesmer Charkam
Energy +12 (req. 9 Expertise)
Energy +15
Energy regeneration -1
Health +30
Carinae
Dragon Staff skin
The Dragonblood
Energy +10
Dark damage: 11-22 (req. 9 Blood Magic)
Halves skill recharge of spells (Chance: 20%)
Halves casting time of Blood Magic spells (Chance: 20%)
Halves casting time of Blood Magic spells (Chance: 20%)
Enchantments last 20% longer
It sound nice, and wouldn't be a duplicate of an existing green.
The Dragonblood
Energy +10
Dark damage: 11-22 (req. 9 Blood Magic)
Halves skill recharge of spells (Chance: 20%)
Halves casting time of Blood Magic spells (Chance: 20%)
Halves casting time of Blood Magic spells (Chance: 20%)
Enchantments last 20% longer
It sound nice, and wouldn't be a duplicate of an existing green.
Moloch Vein
I would drop Wabbajack.
RedNova88
I would drop...
Hidden Stash: "Open to receive phat lewtz!"
*Open*
Message stating "Sorry lewtz were removed by Anet due to people overfarming! Go back to UW, maybe you'll get an ecto next run."
In all seriousness though... I'd drop... Myron Reducto's Shrink Gun, from Harvey Birdman Attorney at Law.
Myron Reducto's Shrink Gun
0 - 0 Chaos Damage. Shrink target on attack
Inscription: "DON'T TOUCH ME!" Immune to all touch skills
Inscription2: "I'll make you fun size!" Extra shrinkage on attack
Hidden Stash: "Open to receive phat lewtz!"
*Open*
Message stating "Sorry lewtz were removed by Anet due to people overfarming! Go back to UW, maybe you'll get an ecto next run."
In all seriousness though... I'd drop... Myron Reducto's Shrink Gun, from Harvey Birdman Attorney at Law.
Myron Reducto's Shrink Gun
0 - 0 Chaos Damage. Shrink target on attack
Inscription: "DON'T TOUCH ME!" Immune to all touch skills
Inscription2: "I'll make you fun size!" Extra shrinkage on attack
Pleikki
Dragonblood id Buy that staff for all blood heroes
Numa Pompilius
A watch which shows the correct time twice per day.
zling
The Hummingbird:
10-10 lightning dmg req 9 Air Magic
each attack reduce's foes life by 25%, like statis field in diablo 2
teleports(shadowsteps
) to random location at will
increases attribute of Air Magic by 5
10-10 lightning dmg req 9 Air Magic
each attack reduce's foes life by 25%, like statis field in diablo 2
teleports(shadowsteps
) to random location at willincreases attribute of Air Magic by 5
moriz
moriz's recurve bow (skull bow skin)
req 9 (marks)
15-28 damage
15% over 50%hp
+30hp
+33% lengthen crippling, poison, bleeding, and daze duration
req 9 (marks)
15-28 damage
15% over 50%hp
+30hp
+33% lengthen crippling, poison, bleeding, and daze duration
Crimso
I'd drop
Marscs illusion wand
11-22dmg(9 illusion magic)
10% recharge of all spells
10% cast time on all spells
(there always has to be a bad mesmer green drop)
and
Marsc's Staff of domination and Destruction
11-22dmg(16 domination magic)
99% to disable foes skillbar for 10 seconds on hit
armour ignoring spells do 3x more damage.
Marscs illusion wand
11-22dmg(9 illusion magic)
10% recharge of all spells
10% cast time on all spells
(there always has to be a bad mesmer green drop)
and
Marsc's Staff of domination and Destruction
11-22dmg(16 domination magic)
99% to disable foes skillbar for 10 seconds on hit
armour ignoring spells do 3x more damage.
yum
Yum's haxor stick.
Wintergreen Axe skin
1337 damage: 1-1 (req 17 swordmanship)
+30 hp
+5e
Whenever you enter a stance all foe within earshot enter the same stance.
Wintergreen Axe skin
1337 damage: 1-1 (req 17 swordmanship)
+30 hp
+5e
Whenever you enter a stance all foe within earshot enter the same stance.
RiKio
BIG FOCKIN GUN
Is a bow with the skin of the Eternal Bow
15^50
Vampiric: 100000000000000000 life stealing/ 1 pip of degen
+30 HP
Is a bow with the skin of the Eternal Bow
15^50
Vampiric: 100000000000000000 life stealing/ 1 pip of degen
+30 HP
Tyla
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BIG FOCKIN GUN
Is a bow with the skin of the Eternal Bow 15^50 Vampiric: 100000000000000000 life stealing/ 1 pip of degen +30 HP |
LMAO!!!
I would call that 'Rangerspike'!
Artisan Archer
Nunchaku's
no req
dmg 5-5
inscription: Dmg +200% if you character's name is Bruce Lee
no req
dmg 5-5
inscription: Dmg +200% if you character's name is Bruce Lee
StormDragonZ
I'd be one of the bosses at Sorrow's Furnace that can drop more than one green item.
Cervantes' Darkwing Flatbow
Chaos Dmg: 15-28 (req. 9 Marksmanship)
Lengthens Dazed duration on foes by 33% (Stacking)
Marksmanship +1 (20% chance while using skills)
Energy +5
(Yes, a bow that does Chaos damage.)
Cervantes' Shadow Fist
Energy +12 (req. 9 Soul Reaping)
Blood Magic +1 (20% chance while using skills)
Death Magic +1 (20% chance while using skills)
(Interesting idea...)
Cervantes' Eclipse Staff
Energy +15
Dark damage: 11-22 (Req. 9 Soul Reaping)
Halves skill recharge of spells (Chance: 20%)
Halves casting time of Curses spells (Chance: 20%)
Energy +5 (while Health is above 50%)
(Have to throw in for the other Necro attribute...)
Cervantes' Darkwing Flatbow
Chaos Dmg: 15-28 (req. 9 Marksmanship)
Lengthens Dazed duration on foes by 33% (Stacking)
Marksmanship +1 (20% chance while using skills)
Energy +5
(Yes, a bow that does Chaos damage.)
Cervantes' Shadow Fist
Energy +12 (req. 9 Soul Reaping)
Blood Magic +1 (20% chance while using skills)
Death Magic +1 (20% chance while using skills)
(Interesting idea...)
Cervantes' Eclipse Staff
Energy +15
Dark damage: 11-22 (Req. 9 Soul Reaping)
Halves skill recharge of spells (Chance: 20%)
Halves casting time of Curses spells (Chance: 20%)
Energy +5 (while Health is above 50%)
(Have to throw in for the other Necro attribute...)
MrGuildBoi
The Grandfather req 9
87-474 slashing damage
+150-250% Enhanced Damage (varies)
+2-247 To Maximum Damage (Based On Character Level)
+50% Bonus To Attack Rating
+80 To Life
+20 To All Attributes
<3 d2
87-474 slashing damage
+150-250% Enhanced Damage (varies)
+2-247 To Maximum Damage (Based On Character Level)
+50% Bonus To Attack Rating
+80 To Life
+20 To All Attributes
<3 d2
Avatar Exico
If I was a boss with a Green it would be this.
God of War Spear(Melee Spartan Spear)-Voltiac Spear Skin.
250-500(req 9 Spear mastery)
Damag+50^50%
1/-1
+100
As Effect be this
" Opon holding the God of War Spear you now blessed with God of War Powers that are at your disposal " This meaning you will get a skill set in bar that God using. Say hello to GWEN 1 hit skill again.
Shield
God of War Shield(Dranico Shield Skin)
+100
Recevied Dmg -10(20%)
Attribute +10(all attributes)
Effect- " You have God of War you now blessed with God of War Awsome Defense, You can not be killed"< God Mode hehe.
Set Effect " You have both God of War Relics you are now blessed with incredably power" example is Unlimited Hp,Energy, Make whatever drop you want to drop.
God of War Spear(Melee Spartan Spear)-Voltiac Spear Skin.
250-500(req 9 Spear mastery)
Damag+50^50%
1/-1
+100
As Effect be this
" Opon holding the God of War Spear you now blessed with God of War Powers that are at your disposal " This meaning you will get a skill set in bar that God using. Say hello to GWEN 1 hit skill again.
Shield
God of War Shield(Dranico Shield Skin)
+100
Recevied Dmg -10(20%)
Attribute +10(all attributes)
Effect- " You have God of War you now blessed with God of War Awsome Defense, You can not be killed"< God Mode hehe.
Set Effect " You have both God of War Relics you are now blessed with incredably power" example is Unlimited Hp,Energy, Make whatever drop you want to drop.
Stockholm
I would drop a Big Green Nothing
Bo Fairfield
I would drop a Bo Staff and a Bo Focus. The focus would have the same skin as the staff, and they would look awesomesauce together!
I'm using Frenzy!
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Yum's haxor stick.
Wintergreen Axe skin 1337 damage: 1-1 (req 17 swordmanship) +30 hp +5e Whenever you enter a stance all foe within earshot enter the same stance. |
Truss F
Truss Staff of Ursan Celerity
cold damage 11-22
energy +15
20% chance of ursan skills for ten minutes
20% chance of essence of celerity for ten minutes
cold damage 11-22
energy +15
20% chance of ursan skills for ten minutes
20% chance of essence of celerity for ten minutes
Shadowmere
hmm...
The Staff of Improbability
1-40 chaos dmg req 9 (all primary attributes)
10% target suffers from bleeding for 5 seconds
10% foes adjacent to target suffer from burning for 2 seconds
10% target loses 1 enchantment
10% target gains 3 energy
10% target cannot attack for 5 seconds
10% target has one random attribute changed to 0-20 for 5 seconds
10% target moves 50% slower for 4 seconds
10% target cannot use spells for 5 seconds
10% target and all adjacent foes lose their stance
10% target loses 20 energy but gains 100 health
10% foes adjacent to target move 20% faster for 5 seconds
and it would be an all white Bo Staff
The Staff of Improbability
1-40 chaos dmg req 9 (all primary attributes)
10% target suffers from bleeding for 5 seconds
10% foes adjacent to target suffer from burning for 2 seconds
10% target loses 1 enchantment
10% target gains 3 energy
10% target cannot attack for 5 seconds
10% target has one random attribute changed to 0-20 for 5 seconds
10% target moves 50% slower for 4 seconds
10% target cannot use spells for 5 seconds
10% target and all adjacent foes lose their stance
10% target loses 20 energy but gains 100 health
10% foes adjacent to target move 20% faster for 5 seconds
and it would be an all white Bo Staff