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Arden Kindlecorpse

Academy Page

Join Date: Apr 2007

East Coast, Australia

The Apologetti [Soz]

28 Dec 2007 at 22:48 - 1

Hello all

I was wondering whether others had come up with their own nicknames for NPCs encountered in GW?

The ever-popular Uselessia (Alesia) should be known throughout the land, as well as less savoury versions of Prince Rurik

I'll kick things off:
One example a guildie came up with at some point in the distant past was "Miss Glacial Movement", to describe Leah Stone, the mind-numbingly slow NPC in the Abaddon's Mouth bonus.

Any other takers?

Edit: Gah -- my guildie corrected me, it's "Miss Continental Drift"!

Stolen Souls

Desert Nomad

Join Date: Feb 2006

28 Dec 2007 at 22:49 - 2

Master Slow-go xD

Bryant Again

Hall Hero

Join Date: Feb 2006

28 Dec 2007 at 22:49 - 3

I've noticed that at times I've been referring to my heroes and henchies as "dumbass," mostly when they die.

Zeek Aran

Forge Runner

Join Date: Aug 2006

Earth, sadly

BORK

A/

28 Dec 2007 at 22:52 - 4

Dunkanoob
Bitchkora

Both by my angry friend.

zamial

Site Contributor

Join Date: Apr 2006

Usa

TKC

N/

28 Dec 2007 at 22:53 - 5

My guildies are convinced that dunkoro has a hooka filled with crack and shares it with other heroes.

point: don't smoke crack.

Cale Roughstar

Desert Nomad

Join Date: Jan 2007

Canada

Guy In Real Life [GIRL]

W/E

28 Dec 2007 at 22:55 - 6

I call most of my heroes and henchies "retards" but that is just me...

I call the ghostly hero the "Smoker" cus it sounds like he smoked 4 packs a day unfiltered during his life.

Longasc

Forge Runner

Join Date: May 2005

28 Dec 2007 at 22:57 - 7

Maggie, Djinn and Heidi.

tmr819

Krytan Explorer

Join Date: Nov 2007

W/Mo

28 Dec 2007 at 22:59 - 8

Quote:

Originally Posted by Stolen Souls

Master Slow-go xD

Lol. I love it.

Mhen-Doh! is what I call Mhenlo, especially during the Arborstone mission: "Well, oops. Here I am stuck on the other side of this here pebble; you'll have to run the mission without me!" (I think he really just wants to get away from Danika... and ... can you blame him? Maybe he's not that dumb after all.

)

genofreek

Desert Nomad

Join Date: Jan 2007

USA

Jenova's Apocolyptic Remains [JAR]

D/

28 Dec 2007 at 23:03 - 9

Dunkoro generally = Dunkaroo. I miss those cookie snacks. ;_;

Prince Rurik = Prince Aggro, it makes up for the lack of funny with sheer truth.

Usually in game, I don't bother to nickname characters unless I'm too lazy to type out their whole name. Thus you get Zen, Dunk, Liv, Sous, etc.

But haha... Master Slow-Go. That's a keeper.

Quote:

"Well, oops. Here I am stuck on the other side of this here pebble; you'll have to run the mission without me!"

XD! First time I saw that cutscene, I was all "Come ON! You can't climb that?!"

Big_Daddy

Lion's Arch Merchant

Join Date: Apr 2006

The Big Daddy Experience [BigD]

N/Mo

28 Dec 2007 at 23:12 - 10

I call Meloni "Melons", Menhlo has a name that I think will be censored here, Little Tom is "the fat guy", Zhed Shadowhoof I call "Shadowolf" (I honestly do not know why), Olias is "baldy" and Sosuke is "Sucksuke".

Zaris

Krytan Explorer

Join Date: Jun 2007

The Netherlands

28 Dec 2007 at 23:26 - 11

dumbkoro
general moregay
norgay
menho

Diddy bow

Furnace Stoker

Join Date: Oct 2006

Jawsome!!!!!!!!!!!

looking for one :p

A/D

28 Dec 2007 at 23:28 - 12

Jenn Valefield = Usless cow

Master slow-go is amazin ^^.

The Real Avalon

Desert Nomad

Join Date: Jun 2006

Belgium, Ostend.

Mo/A

28 Dec 2007 at 23:45 - 13

Tardkora

12 chars

makosi

Grotto Attendant

Join Date: Mar 2006

"Pre-nerf" is incorrect. It's pre-buff.

Requirement Begins With R [notQ]

Me/

28 Dec 2007 at 23:53 - 14

Tankora. She loves to tank.

Witchblade

Polar Bear Attendant

Join Date: May 2005

28 Dec 2007 at 23:59 - 15

Brother Mhenlol FTW

Sister Tai was "Dumb Idling B*tch" before updates

not mentionning countless "So-suck-e" and Melonni "HM 4 ppl team slot waste"

intarwebs

Frost Gate Guardian

Join Date: Aug 2007

Rt/A

29 Dec 2007 at 00:01 - 16

Professor Gai, go figure the nickname for yourself.

Witchblade

Polar Bear Attendant

Join Date: May 2005

29 Dec 2007 at 00:02 - 17

Quote:

Originally Posted by intarwebs

Professor Gai, go figure the nickname for yourself.

i skipped that one, way too easy, way too obvious ^^

Sir Seifus Halbred

Wilds Pathfinder

Join Date: Oct 2006

29 Dec 2007 at 00:04 - 18

DO I! Heres a few!

slutesia
dunkmoron
master dumbo

nah im j/k

I really don't give them nicknames

Shakti

Wilds Pathfinder

Join Date: Sep 2006

Home...

Vier Reiter [Vier]

29 Dec 2007 at 00:05 - 19

Acolyte Sousuke is Susudio (that Phil Collin's song?)
Zhed is Pony Boy

I call my minipet titan Hibachi, that count?

Zeek Aran

Forge Runner

Join Date: Aug 2006

Earth, sadly

BORK

A/

29 Dec 2007 at 00:07 - 20

Olias = Ollie
No insults there. He's great.

~ Dan ~

Forge Runner

Join Date: Dec 2006

D/

29 Dec 2007 at 00:13 - 21

Flunkoro. Man that fat guy gets so much stick.

Biostem

Jungle Guide

Join Date: Oct 2007

29 Dec 2007 at 00:13 - 22

Dunkoro - Drunkoro
Tahlkora - Talc
Master Togo - Master catch the f*** up already!
Mehnlo - Mello
Talon Silverwing - Bird-boy

Lyger

Academy Page

Join Date: Aug 2005

Cambridge, UK

Metal Headz

Me/

29 Dec 2007 at 00:28 - 23

Prince Rurik = Prince Leeroy for me.

Stranger The Ranger

Wilds Pathfinder

Join Date: Nov 2005

Those Netherlands

Dynasty Warriors [DW]

R/

29 Dec 2007 at 00:36 - 24

I don't give the henchies any nicknames, however, I seem to use the name "Drunkoro" a lot when he's not doing his job well : P

Queenie

Forge Runner

Join Date: Jul 2005

29 Dec 2007 at 00:52 - 25

My nicknames for my heroes ._.

Funkoro (Dunkoro)
'Kora (Talhkora)
Magrid the Fly (Magrid the Sly)
Moldy Moss (Koss)

KANE OG

Banned

Join Date: Oct 2005

Ogmios Graybeards

W/

29 Dec 2007 at 00:59 - 26

Ghostly Hero = The Marlboro Man

KANE

Saraphim

Jungle Guide

Join Date: Mar 2006

The Hand of Omega [WHO]

E/

29 Dec 2007 at 01:01 - 27

I'd blow up the word filter if I typed what I normally call Alesia.

artay

Wilds Pathfinder

Join Date: Feb 2006

Australia

The Agony Scene

E/

29 Dec 2007 at 01:17 - 28

Sometimes I call them Meat-bag and Cannon fodder

But I don't think the swear filter would appreciate what I usually call them.

Spax

Ascalonian Squire

Join Date: Aug 2007

SW UK

W/

29 Dec 2007 at 01:21 - 29

Warmaster Tydus
"If it happens in Ascalon City, it's because I say so.
Don't waste my time. What do you want?"

Warmaster Tightass - He really needs to lighten up although he might be a little upset after loosing his eye in the searing.

Melei Hawke

Frost Gate Guardian

Join Date: Apr 2007

SoF

R/Mo

29 Dec 2007 at 01:29 - 30

Prince Stupid - Rurik
The Kossinator - Koss
Donkey Boy - Zhed
Big and Stupid - Goren

Alesia's name in not nice enough to put in here...

Olim Chill

Wilds Pathfinder

Join Date: Oct 2007

USA

DMI

N/

29 Dec 2007 at 01:36 - 31

Quote:

Originally Posted by Bryant Again

I've noticed that at times I've been referring to my heroes and henchies as "dumbass," mostly when they die.

Same here. I usually throw in a "jackass" now and then to break the monotony.

MrSlayer

Jungle Guide

Join Date: Apr 2006

United Kingdom

Quit Whining And [PLAY]

Mo/

29 Dec 2007 at 01:37 - 32

It's amazing. I actually have made joke-skills to describe accurately 2 posts in this thread, although I made them long ago

Quote:

Originally Posted by tmr819

Lol. I love it.

Mhen-Doh! is what I call Mhenlo, especially during the Arborstone mission: "Well, oops. Here I am stuck on the other side of this here pebble; you'll have to run the mission without me!" (I think he really just wants to get away from Danika... and ... can you blame him? Maybe he's not that dumb after all.

)

Avatar of Mhenlo

Quote:

Originally Posted by Lyger

Prince Rurik = Prince Leeroy for me.

Avatar of Rurik

I have to say, the only real nicknames I give my heroes are "WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING?!".

And ofc Zhed = Donkey

Corwin_Andros

Krytan Explorer

Join Date: Apr 2005

Florida

Wayward Wanderers

W/E

29 Dec 2007 at 01:54 - 33

Mhenlo = Pimplo
Dunkoro = Dunkie.. Also lazy non-healing (insert explicative!!)
Prince Rurik = Prince Leeroy
Melonni = Belonie (aka Bologna)
Warmaster Tydus = Tightass
Talon = Birdbrain
Sogolon = Soggy

Can't think of the other ones I commonly use at the moment.

street peddler

Wilds Pathfinder

Join Date: Apr 2007

29 Dec 2007 at 02:06 - 34

general morgahn = morgan freeman

blurmedia

Banned

Join Date: Sep 2007

UNCONTROLLABLE RAGE [moko]

29 Dec 2007 at 02:21 - 35

Donkey .

Kamara

Krytan Explorer

Join Date: Jul 2006

Ponie Hill, Lion's Arch International

Blinkie Kaulitz Armie

E/

29 Dec 2007 at 02:24 - 36

Mhenlo - Manho
Togo - Master Pogo stick
Dunkoro - Drunkie
Morghan - That one guy that gets used in Morah then is never seen again
Melonni - Melons
Danika - *triggers the swear filter 18 times*
Rurik - Nubrik
Savage Nunbe (Blacktide Den mission starter) - Savage Nub
Captain Besuz - Captain Jaaaaaayzus
Panaku - Pancake-u
Argo - Agro

I'm sure there's more, but that's all I can think of at 2am

Dreikki

Krytan Explorer

Join Date: Jun 2006

Kemi, Finland.

Pirates of the Searing [YoHo]

Mo/

29 Dec 2007 at 02:33 - 37

Master Togo - Master Togo.

xReLx

Frost Gate Guardian

Join Date: Aug 2007

Mo/

29 Dec 2007 at 02:38 - 38

Alesia,(THE ****ING RED ENGINE GORED ENGINE GORED ENGINE GORED ENGINE GORED ENGINE GO)
Everyone else : Faggio

xReLx

Frost Gate Guardian

Join Date: Aug 2007

Mo/

29 Dec 2007 at 02:38 - 39

Woops,double post. ^_^ Sorry

Dark Paladin X

Krytan Explorer

Join Date: Apr 2007

A/

29 Dec 2007 at 02:40 - 40

Mhenlo- Mahellno
Dunkoro- DumbRED ENGINE GORED ENGINE GORED ENGINE GORED ENGINE GOoro
Talhkora- the stupid bitch who always gets herself killed while monking and fail to flee or kite effectively
Vekk- the kick-ass cute one
Pyre Fierceshot- bad wolf-kitty who screwed up Ascalon and betrayed his own brethren idiot
Prince Rurik- Prince Suicide (I agree with part where Rurik rushes a lot)