NPC you want to kill?

i don't know but is it just me or are there some NPC's that u really wanna just kill very badly in the most awful of ways?

I simply want to murder Mhenlo. Doing Vizunah Square for Masters in both NM and HM showed me how much he fails me. He's always 10 feet behind me, and just happens to aggro some enemy that was never even there before, has full filed every bug for vizunah square that is listed on wiki, and 9/10 times refuses to follow the general direction of the group and goes to attack the afflicted popping out from the opposite portals on his own and starts wanding them.

His best stunt (for me)- I'm at the 2nd part of Vizunah Square and both Mhenlo and togo need to be next to the big middle portal for afflicted to start popping out. Mhenlo is of course 10 feet behind so i'm waiting for him to get over here. He's just standing there....WTF? After about 2 mins im still like WTF and i go over to him to find out that he managed to make an afflicted assassin spawn somehow and started wanding it... through shadow form
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so.. how about you guys?

Mhenlo needs to die for about a bazillion reasons. All of them having to do with ME being forced to be HIS henchmen for all of Factions. God the writer of that game needs to be flogged. I can only assume Mhenlo is his very own personal character from some geeky LARP, or something. :P

Past that, I really want to smack Evennia on the head with a stick and feed her to my Moa. I'm not sure if it's just her voice, or the way she wears brown sandals over white socks. Gah.

I don't know if I'd want to kill any NPCs, but there's certainly some I want to smack around a little

For one thing, any of the Kurzick/Luxon vendors that refuse to talk to me because my faction points are favoring the other side - no matter how many times I whup their "home team" in Boreas Seabed, I can't seem to get any respect, and no matter how many times I protect the eternal grove those kurzicks could care less.

If Zhed calls me "two legs" one more time, he's gonna find himself a "two-legs" himself, (and as a result, half the centaur he used to be).

I want to grab that giant lip ring thing Palawa has and use his head as a shot-put.

I would love to tie Kormir's shoelaces together during the final NF mission, then leap in and declare myself god of secrets while she lies there eating dirt!

I would dearly like to lock Mhenlo and Togo in an extremely small room together for about a month straight, so they can see just how annoying they are.

And lastly, I would like to have any other female henchman just bitch slap Cynn for complaining and threatening any other female character that so much as looks at Mhelno.

Ok.. I'm done venting now

Dehjah. Motherloving Dehjah. Also?

I'm pretty sure there's some racy fanfic that starts out that way. :B

Danika. The single most annoying character ever created in GW...

No wai.

Mhenlo X Cynn X Jamei plox.

Gwen. She's annoyed me since pre-searing. Now she's an annoying emo bitch who's somehow vital to the plot in eotn, so I'm stuck with her for far longer than I'd prefer to be.

The Xunlai so I could take all his stuff.....


Other than that, Alesia.

The slow ghost Leah Stone in Abbadon's mouth needs to die, but wait, she IS dead... maybe we should res her and kill her again? But would that mean that the bonus is failed? Arrrrgggghhhhh!!!!!!!

I no longer use warrior henchies, because I SWEAR that they have watched "Leeroy Jenkins" wayyyy too much.

Honestly, Togo, will you PLEASE ease up on the cigarettes? I mean, listen to your own voice! 4 Packs a day is WAY overboard. You sound almost as bad as the ghostly!

More like Mhenlo/Jamei/those twins/Danika and maybe Cynn can watch. Possessive bitch. XD

Zehtuka.

I want him dead. Now.

Beating him up in the Norn tournament it's not enough. I want him dead.

Any merchant that refuses to let me use their services because of allegiance. Especially when I'm in explorable with my Kurzick guildies in Kurzick territory, and the merchant won't take my full inventory.

Also, I agree with Mithran. Danika too, just because of her voice.

Ctrl+F Rurik not found?

Oola. Arrogant little bitch(even though I'd rather just punt her than actually kill her >______>)

EDIT: Scary, that's because already get to do that, thank God.

He dies twice. Well, in the story. He dies even more in hardmode >>;

I want to kill the guild lord so I can win gvg, yeye.

I want to kill the pre-searing Gwen with fire. Who gave her permission to skip like a moron and wear daisies in her hair?

Gadd...... Lol he is so anyoing somtimes you just want get those energy crystalls and zap him so you dont even have to do Gwen.

F R I S C O

oh wait hes not an npc......... in that case Cynn!

i wanna stick a rifle up lukas' ass and pull the trigger........that guy really gets on my nerves