NPC you want to kill?

Crescent Sky

Academy Page

Join Date: Nov 2007

i don't know but is it just me or are there some NPC's that u really wanna just kill very badly in the most awful of ways?

I simply want to murder Mhenlo. Doing Vizunah Square for Masters in both NM and HM showed me how much he fails me. He's always 10 feet behind me, and just happens to aggro some enemy that was never even there before, has full filed every bug for vizunah square that is listed on wiki, and 9/10 times refuses to follow the general direction of the group and goes to attack the afflicted popping out from the opposite portals on his own and starts wanding them.

His best stunt (for me)- I'm at the 2nd part of Vizunah Square and both Mhenlo and togo need to be next to the big middle portal for afflicted to start popping out. Mhenlo is of course 10 feet behind so i'm waiting for him to get over here. He's just standing there....WTF? After about 2 mins im still like WTF and i go over to him to find out that he managed to make an afflicted assassin spawn somehow and started wanding it... through shadow form
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so.. how about you guys?

Rhedd

Rhedd

Wilds Pathfinder

Join Date: May 2005

You ever have to clean up after a Moa bird?

True Solunastra [SLA] Profession: Moa Wrangler

Mhenlo needs to die for about a bazillion reasons. All of them having to do with ME being forced to be HIS henchmen for all of Factions. God the writer of that game needs to be flogged. I can only assume Mhenlo is his very own personal character from some geeky LARP, or something. :P

Past that, I really want to smack Evennia on the head with a stick and feed her to my Moa. I'm not sure if it's just her voice, or the way she wears brown sandals over white socks. Gah.

Biostem

Biostem

Jungle Guide

Join Date: Oct 2007

I don't know if I'd want to kill any NPCs, but there's certainly some I want to smack around a little

For one thing, any of the Kurzick/Luxon vendors that refuse to talk to me because my faction points are favoring the other side - no matter how many times I whup their "home team" in Boreas Seabed, I can't seem to get any respect, and no matter how many times I protect the eternal grove those kurzicks could care less.

If Zhed calls me "two legs" one more time, he's gonna find himself a "two-legs" himself, (and as a result, half the centaur he used to be).

I want to grab that giant lip ring thing Palawa has and use his head as a shot-put.

I would love to tie Kormir's shoelaces together during the final NF mission, then leap in and declare myself god of secrets while she lies there eating dirt!

I would dearly like to lock Mhenlo and Togo in an extremely small room together for about a month straight, so they can see just how annoying they are.

And lastly, I would like to have any other female henchman just bitch slap Cynn for complaining and threatening any other female character that so much as looks at Mhelno.

Ok.. I'm done venting now

genofreek

genofreek

Desert Nomad

Join Date: Jan 2007

USA

Jenova's Apocolyptic Remains [JAR]

D/

Dehjah. Motherloving Dehjah. Also?

Quote:
I would dearly like to lock Mhenlo and Togo in an extremely small room together for about a month straight, so they can see just how annoying they are.
I'm pretty sure there's some racy fanfic that starts out that way. :B

Operative 14

Operative 14

Forge Runner

Join Date: Nov 2006

Arizona, USA

[OOP] Order of the Phoenix I

Danika. The single most annoying character ever created in GW...

lyra_song

lyra_song

Hell's Protector

Join Date: Oct 2005

R/Mo

Quote:
Originally Posted by genofreek
Dehjah. Motherloving Dehjah. Also?



I'm pretty sure there's some racy fanfic that starts out that way. :B
No wai.

Mhenlo X Cynn X Jamei plox.

Chicken Ftw

Chicken Ftw

Wilds Pathfinder

Join Date: May 2006

Gwen. She's annoyed me since pre-searing. Now she's an annoying emo bitch who's somehow vital to the plot in eotn, so I'm stuck with her for far longer than I'd prefer to be.

Kendar Muert

Kendar Muert

Krytan Explorer

Join Date: Aug 2006

Texas

E/

The Xunlai so I could take all his stuff.....


Other than that, Alesia.

Cale Roughstar

Cale Roughstar

Desert Nomad

Join Date: Jan 2007

Canada

Guy In Real Life [GIRL]

W/E

The slow ghost Leah Stone in Abbadon's mouth needs to die, but wait, she IS dead... maybe we should res her and kill her again? But would that mean that the bonus is failed? Arrrrgggghhhhh!!!!!!!

I no longer use warrior henchies, because I SWEAR that they have watched "Leeroy Jenkins" wayyyy too much.

Honestly, Togo, will you PLEASE ease up on the cigarettes? I mean, listen to your own voice! 4 Packs a day is WAY overboard. You sound almost as bad as the ghostly!

genofreek

genofreek

Desert Nomad

Join Date: Jan 2007

USA

Jenova's Apocolyptic Remains [JAR]

D/

Quote:
Originally Posted by lyra_song
No wai.

Mhenlo X Cynn X Jamei plox.
More like Mhenlo/Jamei/those twins/Danika and maybe Cynn can watch. Possessive bitch. XD

MithranArkanere

MithranArkanere

Underworld Spelunker

Join Date: Nov 2006

wikipedia.org/wiki/Vigo

Heraldos de la Llama Oscura [HLO]

E/

Zehtuka.

I want him dead. Now.

Beating him up in the Norn tournament it's not enough. I want him dead.

Zeek Aran

Zeek Aran

Forge Runner

Join Date: Aug 2006

Earth, sadly

BORK

A/

Any merchant that refuses to let me use their services because of allegiance. Especially when I'm in explorable with my Kurzick guildies in Kurzick territory, and the merchant won't take my full inventory.

Also, I agree with Mithran. Danika too, just because of her voice.

Scary Raebbit

Scary Raebbit

Krytan Explorer

Join Date: Sep 2005

Ctrl+F Rurik not found?

DRGN

Krytan Explorer

Join Date: Nov 2005

In Memorium [iBot]

Mo/A

Oola. Arrogant little bitch(even though I'd rather just punt her than actually kill her >______>)

EDIT: Scary, that's because already get to do that, thank God.

Zeek Aran

Zeek Aran

Forge Runner

Join Date: Aug 2006

Earth, sadly

BORK

A/

Quote:
Originally Posted by Scary Raebbit
Ctrl+F Rurik not found?
He dies twice. Well, in the story. He dies even more in hardmode >>;

Arkantos

Arkantos

The Greatest

Join Date: Feb 2006

W/

I want to kill the guild lord so I can win gvg, yeye.

Cosmic Error

Cosmic Error

Frost Gate Guardian

Join Date: Dec 2007

In front of the computer

Shadow of the Betrayed [Nyth]

N/Rt

I want to kill the pre-searing Gwen with fire. Who gave her permission to skip like a moron and wear daisies in her hair?

stee11

stee11

Academy Page

Join Date: Aug 2007

Grammar Gorillaz

W/A

Gadd...... Lol he is so anyoing somtimes you just want get those energy crystalls and zap him so you dont even have to do Gwen.

ShadowsRequiem

ShadowsRequiem

Furnace Stoker

Join Date: Oct 2005

Inde is Smoking [Hawt] *ToA*

W/E

F R I S C O

oh wait hes not an npc......... in that case Cynn!

Kyrein

Kyrein

Krytan Explorer

Join Date: Jan 2008

Island of Undisclosed Location

i wanna stick a rifle up lukas' ass and pull the trigger........that guy really gets on my nerves

Crescent Sky

Academy Page

Join Date: Nov 2007

Quote:
Originally Posted by Kyrein
i wanna stick a rifle up lukas' ass and pull the trigger........that guy really gets on my nerves
LOL! i love him. he's so conceited about his good looks and everything. He's my rolemodel

Zeek Aran

Zeek Aran

Forge Runner

Join Date: Aug 2006

Earth, sadly

BORK

A/

Quote:
Originally Posted by ShadowsRequiem
F R I S C O

oh wait hes not an npc......... in that case Cynn!
LAWL
12121212

pOmrAkkUn

pOmrAkkUn

Desert Nomad

Join Date: Oct 2005

Bangkok

Me/Mo

Eternal Forgemaster ......

Kyrein

Kyrein

Krytan Explorer

Join Date: Jan 2008

Island of Undisclosed Location

Quote:
Originally Posted by Crescent Sky
LOL! i love him. he's so conceited about his good looks and everything. He's my rolemodel

surely you can do better than that for a rolemodel....jesus even mhenlo has a better personality

Biostem

Biostem

Jungle Guide

Join Date: Oct 2007

I always half-laugh and half-cringe at Tahlkora's in-battle comments. I keep saying to myself "I know you're blond... but you can't possibly be *that* blond..."

Molock

Desert Nomad

Join Date: Sep 2006

Qu??bec

Legacy of Angels [Halo]

E/

Quote:
Originally Posted by ShadowsRequiem
F R I S C O

oh wait hes not an npc......... in that case Cynn!
LOL!

I would want to murder Kormir... I once failed the Pogohn (sp?) mission because she got stuck in a wall...

RavagerOfDreams

RavagerOfDreams

Desert Nomad

Join Date: Dec 2007

somewhere over the rainbow....

A/

danika needs to disappear and never be found...ever

Zahr Dalsk

Grotto Attendant

Join Date: Aug 2007

Canada

Mhenlo. He's forced on us for every single game and the devs act as though we should like him.

Now, some characters in games, you can do that, and it works. Hunter-Killer Droid Version 47 (HK-47), for example, in KotOR/KotOR2, is a character who returns and in doing so pleases most players because he's just that awesome. But Mhenlo is the sort of NPC who should show up for 1 mission and then never return.

6am3 Fana71c

6am3 Fana71c

Krytan Explorer

Join Date: Oct 2006

Quote:
Originally Posted by Crescent Sky
is it just me or are there some NPC's that u really wanna just kill very badly
Yes. All of them, actually.

Quote:
Originally Posted by Arkantos
I want to kill the guild lord so I can win gvg, yeye.
Haha, epic truth :P
<3 your sig above avatar btw.

chowmein69

Forge Runner

Join Date: Jan 2007

scoutmaster arne .

RPGmaniac

RPGmaniac

Desert Nomad

Join Date: Aug 2005

Danika. Whenever I do a mission with her, my speakers blow up from trying to play her voice. Adult Gwen too because she's so hateful, it's annoying.

I Dont Do Coke

I Dont Do Coke

Frost Gate Guardian

Join Date: Jan 2008

Japan

Little Izzy T_T

Croco Clouds

Croco Clouds

Wilds Pathfinder

Join Date: Mar 2007

Montreal, QC, Canada

Divine Illumination [LaZy]

E/A

I wanna kill Gwen's mom, Sarah... during their reunion

RedStar

RedStar

Wilds Pathfinder

Join Date: Jul 2007

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[Bomb]

E/

Gwen, she acts so strong putting backfire on Pyre while he's in a cell -_-, I just want to kick her...

Bokka, so annoying. If it was up to me, I would have let his "comedians" kill him.

Sora267

Sora267

Krytan Explorer

Join Date: Dec 2006

OGDEN STONEHEALER.

He can't run the builds that my Tahlkora and Dunkoro can run just fine. Hell, my VEKK ran the build just fine as an E/Mo.

Accursed

Accursed

Wilds Pathfinder

Join Date: Sep 2007

I hate Kormir.

She stole our credit.

She became the God of Secrets, when she almost caused the world to go into torment by being 'curious (thats her excuse...)'.

AND I would LOVE to go back in time and DESTROY her..

I've vented now

Kusandaa

Kusandaa

Forge Runner

Join Date: Jul 2006

N/Mo

Kormir (useless), Danika (gets stuck on everything and nothing), and most of all...

RURIK (AKA Leeroy). *Stab stab stab*

netniwk

netniwk

Desert Nomad

Join Date: Mar 2005

Bellgium

W/E

Prince Rurik,Cynn and Zhed Shadowhoof

StormDragonZ

StormDragonZ

Desert Nomad

Join Date: Jan 2008

New York

W/R

This one is simple, and may be rather interesting:

Kormir. She never helps you in the Realm of Torment except during the cutscenes. She also has that power to stop you from turning a corner if she's not fast enough to get out of the way.

artay

artay

Wilds Pathfinder

Join Date: Feb 2006

Australia

The Agony Scene

E/

Vekk would be the first to die, well he would if he didn't leeroy into any nearby mob, and die.