NPC you want to kill?

Pleikki

Pleikki

WTB q8 15^50 Weapons!

Join Date: Nov 2006

???oo ???ugs ???lan [?????????]

Warmaster grast or something in ascalon

Mark Nevermiss

Krytan Explorer

Join Date: Jul 2006

Quote:
Originally Posted by ensoriki
Gadd
Kormir
Mhenlo

You know what, I wish Shiro Lived and became a Hero.
Do you know how awesome it would be to have Shiro as a Hero?

So screw Togo for trying to stop him.

And Emperor Kisu is the one I want to die most of all.
I heard what your descendant does in GW2....should of let Shiro kill you man...should of...
Shiro as lvl 20 gimp hero? no ty
I'd rather he be remembered as the awesome enemy that he was.

Tyla

Emo Goth Italics

Join Date: Sep 2006

Base Defender in AB.
I always try to take him down after an AB match....

Dante the Warlord

Desert Nomad

Join Date: Jul 2006

W/R

I wanna kill the rare material traders and take all their ectos, obby shards, rubies, saphires, onyx and diamonds

Big_Daddy

Big_Daddy

Lion's Arch Merchant

Join Date: Apr 2006

The Big Daddy Experience [BigD]

N/Mo

Any of the Asura.

And Kormir: I do all the #@#!@ job, she just stands there and does NOTHING, I beat Abaddon and SHE GETS TO BECOME A GOD??!!! WTF?!!!

Shadowmere

Shadowmere

Wilds Pathfinder

Join Date: Jan 2007

The Grim Squeakers [REAP]

N/

Gadd. Maybe it was because I was having a bad day to begin with, or maybe it was because I was playing a curses necro and felt naturally hostile. but when I did that mission, by god I thought up so many ways to torture taht little SOB. got me so pissed at his attitude alone, then I saw him cast iron mist and gimp half my teams damage output. that was the last straw.

on the subsequent mission to help Renk from the destroyers I had to dance on the corpse of one of the asura there just to vent

and Danika. I have NEVER heard a voice that annoying in my entire life!

hey, does anyone remember the fortune teller in the "shiro flashbacks" cinematics? that is one terrible voice too. it is of course hilarious to do impressions of her to anyone who's played factions through though

"I see great thiiings in your future!"

ensoriki

ensoriki

Forge Runner

Join Date: Aug 2006

Canada bro.

A/D

Quote:
Originally Posted by Mark Nevermiss
Shiro as lvl 20 gimp hero? no ty
I'd rather he be remembered as the awesome enemy that he was.
He'd be a level 30!!! Hero.

And his class is AW/X

Yes hes a warrior an an assassin primary!


oh and he can't die, his hp can only be reduced to 1....... when it's reduced to 1 he says

"Stupid Noob Leader, Im out" and he's gone for the rest of the explorable area ^.^

And he has awesome AI....

Jetdoc

Jetdoc

Hell's Protector

Join Date: Jul 2005

The Eyes of Texas [BEVO]

D/A

I second Leah Stone. Most annoying bonus in all of GW.

isisaset

isisaset

Academy Page

Join Date: Nov 2005

Charlotte, NC...sadly

To Danse Macabre (DIE)

Gwen, definitely Gwen. Others have annoyed me throughout the campaigns certainly, but none so much as her or so repeatedly.... She just NEVER goes away!

Olim Chill

Olim Chill

Wilds Pathfinder

Join Date: Oct 2007

USA

DMI

N/

No reason to let NPCs that are available as heroes / henchies bother you. Just lead them out the door, flag them into the nearest mob, and enjoy. Nothing like watching Mahgo Hydras lay a 3 second nuking on Cynn.

If any, the ones you can't get to should bother you. Kendrick Redstaff in Serenity Temple tops my list of NPCs to thrash:

"Priestess Rashenna and the acolytes of Serenity Temple believe in the power of forgiveness and mercy. Do not repay this generosity with insolence. If you are disrespectful or disruptive at all while you are within the temple's bounds, rest assured that I will teach you how fully my own philosophy diverges from theirs."

LOL. Oh how I'd like to take him outside.

Dark-NighT

Dark-NighT

Krytan Explorer

Join Date: Dec 2006

Stygian Veil

Shoop Da Woop [Lolz]

N/Mo

Gosh i wish i was the one who tossed gadd's his ashes into the waterfall, that little bugger annoyed the hell out of me

And then theres Kormir the most stupid ally ever and it shows everytime you do a mission or quest with her, or involving her.

Menhlo is ok though, just sometimes he's sleeping on the job at hand and that may result in a party wipe, but never ever take that bold chap in HM, cause hes terrible.

Oh and i want to kill Talhkora for her stupid grunting while attacking with her staff.

Dark Paladin X

Dark Paladin X

Krytan Explorer

Join Date: Apr 2007

A/

pretty much every henchies for bad skill bars, but I would spare Talon because he's a Tengu.

Let see, if I were to kill an NPC, it would be Killroy Stoneskin. Not because I hate him, but the way he rushes into battle. Let see if he rush into 100 Destroyers and have my party stand back laughing.

Numa Pompilius

Numa Pompilius

Grotto Attendant

Join Date: May 2005

At an Insit.. Intis... a house.

Live Forever Or Die Trying [GLHF]

W/Me

Rurik, the insane rusher patron saint of wammos.

I cheered both times he died.

thor hammerbane

thor hammerbane

Forge Runner

Join Date: Jun 2005

Dark Side of the Moon

Fat Kids Are Hard To Kid[nap]

The Asura. As a race. All dead.

I wouldn't take that shit from some midget who honestly thinks he/she is too smart. Would be so fun punting an entire race of domokuns..

Jaceb

Frost Gate Guardian

Join Date: Aug 2005

P/

Mhenlo & Drakkar Lake (HM) & "kite into more mobs, much more!. even more!" - "hehe look at me!". Seriously, i'm not sure how he managed to aggro that much Modniirs, Avalanches & nightmares all at the same time. He and he alone wiped us a few times due to massive aggro (thanks!) :P. If anything, mhenlo is the true Leeroy Jenkins - sometimes he behaves, sometimes not.

maraxusofk

maraxusofk

Desert Nomad

Join Date: Aug 2005

San Francisco, UC Berkeley

International District [id多], In Soviet Russia Altar Caps You [CCCP], LOL at [eF]

W/

rurik and kormir

kormir doesnt do jack and gets in ur way

rurik doesnt do jack and hinders your progress.

gg

Tatile

Tatile

Desert Nomad

Join Date: Sep 2007

Stygian Disciples of Tenebrasus

N/Me

Gate Lock Gaurds in Factions. Any and all of them.

'Do you really want to go through this gate?'
'For the hundreth time yes!'
'Are you sure?'
'Argh!' *kills gaurd* 'Gonna let me in now?'

All I want is armour for my monk

naughteblonde

naughteblonde

Frost Gate Guardian

Join Date: Aug 2007

The Rabid Hamsters [NUBY]

E/

Rurik.

Zeppo.

Evaine

Frost Gate Guardian

Join Date: Dec 2007

USA

KORE

N/

My list of NPCs includes

Most Useless: Alesia, Sister Tai, Brutus and Sheena.

Most annoying: Master Togo, Mhenlo, and Kormir.

Someone mentioned Vael as their favorite ... he's my favorite too. I also like Erys Vasburg.

Bazompora

Bazompora

Lion's Arch Merchant

Join Date: Jul 2006

Belgium

N/Me

Kormir ... definitely Kormir ... GW2 ...

Taurucis

Jungle Guide

Join Date: Jul 2006

The edge of reason

I don't play any more.

W/E

Rurik.

I hate him so much I made this.



I also hate Jora, Livia, Gwen, Kormir, Mhental, and Togo (he's a sandwich shop isn't he...)

Jora's face is as low-res as Morrowind faces.
Livia.... well, I shouldn't hate her, but I hate the fact that boys turn into drooling fools over her.
Gwen was annoying as hell in Presearing, now she's an emo whiner. And I hate her because she seems to be the idol of every jerk I've met in Guild Wars.
Kormir is a dead weight and she gets stuck more than superglue.
Mhental (aka Mhenlo) is a royal suicide magnet.
Togo is a sandwich shop, as well as a suicide magnet. I heard someone say, "If Togo hasn't caused a mission restart for you, you probably haven't played Factions."

Clone

Clone

Krytan Explorer

Join Date: Jan 2006

Gadd. Who thought it was a good idea to put in an NPC in a mission who isn't optional, and uses a skill that gives immunity to damage to foes? Every time I see him casting iron mist, I wish I could attack him instead.

Tatile

Tatile

Desert Nomad

Join Date: Sep 2007

Stygian Disciples of Tenebrasus

N/Me

Quote:
Originally Posted by Taurucis
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Livia.... well, I shouldn't hate her, but I hate the fact that boys turn into drooling fools over her.
Not just guys...*
I hate the fact that Livia's armours look mostly the same, they really do.

Naturally I hate Togo as well and Mhenlo. Devona has never wronged me, surprisingly enough. Sister Tai on the other hand is a woman I want to beat with 'Dummies Guide to Monking'; and Danika needs a new voice.

*Edit: Well, not a drooling fool, she's just nice to look at.

ShadowsRequiem

ShadowsRequiem

Furnace Stoker

Join Date: Oct 2005

Inde is Smoking [Hawt] *ToA*

W/E

Quote:
Originally Posted by Tatile
Not just guys...*
I hate the fact that Livia's armours look mostly the same, they really do.

Naturally I hate Togo as well and Mhenlo. Devona has never wronged me, surprisingly enough. Sister Tai on the other hand is a woman I want to beat with 'Dummies Guide to Monking'; and Danika needs a new voice.

*Edit: Well, not a drooling fool, she's just nice to look at.
I'm just jealous of that bust X_X

Marverick

Marverick

Forge Runner

Join Date: Aug 2006

R/

Gadd.

That bastard sticks Iron Mist on the Inscribed Guardian and I couldn't kill it for 20 seconds.

Goddamn bastard.

Hyper Cutter

Hyper Cutter

Desert Nomad

Join Date: Jun 2006

Knights of the White Eye [HINA]

Quote:
Originally Posted by Big_Daddy
And Kormir: I do all the #@#!@ job, she just stands there and does NOTHING, I beat Abaddon and SHE GETS TO BECOME A GOD??!!! WTF?!!!
Not to mention for all her godhood she still can't keep goddamn Palawa Joko from conquering Elona...

And I wanted to smack GRIMDARK!Gwen around every time she started whining...

Shadowlance.

Academy Page

Join Date: Jan 2008

The Prophecy Of Life

R/P

Pretty much any NPC you're forced to have along that ruins the mission/quest if they die. My most despised are:

Captain Greywind
Evennia
Mhenlo
Master Togo
Prince Rurik

Greywind and Evennia especially were bothersome to me in the Titan quests a couple years ago until I found out about wiki and read that you can ignore Greywind's failure message window, and that Evennia doesn't even have to be involved.

monolito

Frost Gate Guardian

Join Date: May 2006

Poland

Ordo Lupi Albi [OLA]

R/Mo

Every darn Asura-they are so damn annoying!

llsektorll

llsektorll

Desert Nomad

Join Date: May 2005

Toronto, Canada

R/

Rurik... and anet knew that people wanted to kill him too..... thank you Hell's Precipice

doudou_steve

doudou_steve

Lion's Arch Merchant

Join Date: Dec 2007

Canada

Guildless QQ

W/

Leah stone to make me clear THE WRONG path for her... so yea she SLOWLY walk in the aggro and get killed....DAMN YOU

Kormir. I mean, ok she's blind so she can't shoot spears, so why SHE IS WEARING ONE! And why can't she help us with shouts or chant....and in the end when WE KILL abbadon, SHE becomes a god

Zesbeer

Zesbeer

Banned

Join Date: Oct 2007

LLJK

pish i <3 Rurik he is by far the best ch in the game. for me its Melonni

Lyssa Apate

Lyssa Apate

Academy Page

Join Date: Jan 2008

The Netherlands

Eevee Breeders United [cute]

Me/

I'd like to skin Dunkoro, Koss, Melonni, Thalkora, Olias and Razah.

I'd like to see Mhenlo, Togo, Cynn, Devona, Danika and Pyre get eaten alive by SOME HUGE FEROTHRAXX zomg.

Gwen's interrupts are useless.. Sure, an Attunement gets zomgpwnd but you can't get that Rodgorts/Sandstorm/Aegis? Some Charr Shaman can have her for dinner.

Other than that.. No bad expierences.. at all. >.>

(I lie zomg)

llsektorll

llsektorll

Desert Nomad

Join Date: May 2005

Toronto, Canada

R/

Quote:
Originally Posted by Zesbeer
pish i <3 Rurik he is by far the best ch in the game. for me its milonie
Everyone knows cynn is the best.... that blonde knows how to talk...

sph0nz

sph0nz

Krytan Explorer

Join Date: May 2005

none.

W/

Rurik - owait.

Gadd. He's such a jerk; he uses [skill]Iron Mist[/skill] which is annoying when I'm trying to kill shit.

Leah Stone. She walks sooooooooo damn slow. lern2run plz.

Saint Zeth

Saint Zeth

Ascalonian Squire

Join Date: Jan 2008

Lutgardis Conservatory

[TCD]

Mo/

Scoutmaster Arne.

Chipp

Chipp

Ascalonian Squire

Join Date: Dec 2006

I don't know if this was posted or not, but end game cantha, if you have a MM you can make a horde of minions off of teammates with vampiric weapons and the phoenix's there, and then you just sacrifice yourself to death or die with a vamp weapon. Need a monk to stay away from minions and rez you though.

Me and two others killed pretty much everyone, just couldn't get Kuunavang

Solas

Solas

Desert Nomad

Join Date: Oct 2006

Ireland

Currently LF Active HA Guild, Glad 2, Comm.3, R2

E/

Merchants... 1g for black dye><

koss for making me rescue him only to find him dancing with gaurds.

and as mentioned every asura

Bobby2

Bobby2

Furnace Stoker

Join Date: Jun 2007

Delayed in order to meet ANet's high standards

[MaSS]

W/E

The guard's little son in the Ran Musu Gardens mission (I think). Kept my fingers crossed one of the Afflicted would finally spot, and eat, him.

Kashrlyyk

Kashrlyyk

Jungle Guide

Join Date: May 2005

Quote:
Originally Posted by Blizzard.
I hate Kormir.

She stole our credit.

She became the God of Secrets, when she almost caused the world to go into torment by being 'curious (thats her excuse...)'.

AND I would LOVE to go back in time and DESTROY her..

I've vented now
Agreed! Just reminds me how GW is not a RPG at all, giving a useless NPC such a reward, while the players did all the work and they can´t change it. Personally I would fire the writer of that story, too.

Palaka Jowo, I want to kill him instead of letting him go. Reminds me that ANet writes our characters to be completly stupid.

Asuras.

Can´t repeat it often enough. Posted in this thread already.

N1ghtstalker

N1ghtstalker

Forge Runner

Join Date: Dec 2007

E/

Gadd
Mhenlo
Togo
Rurik
Zehtuka
Koss
Kormir