My favorite quote spoken by an NPC is when General Kahyet in Nightfall speaks what the thread title says at the end of the mission Blacktide Den. I just have to laugh whenever I hear it.
What's your favorite NPC quote from any of the Guild Wars games?
Abaddon Will Eat Your Eyes!
StormDragonZ
Adam of Tyria
"Kiiiiillroooooy Stooooonekiiiiin!!"
_June
Any of the ones that are in the area after you beat eye of the north, they are really funny.
Boris De Pig
'Beware the HARvest CEREmony' from the crazy fortune teller that smokes 60 a day along with drinking a bottle of whiskey. In fact, all the conversations between her and Shiro just make me laugh every time I see them.
Talarian
I find most of the things Olias says are more disturbing than funny...
Fluffy Butt
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Originally Posted by Adam of Tyria
"Kiiiiillroooooy Stooooonekiiiiin!!"
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Shuuda
"#$%#!!"
Cry Of Frustration for the win.
Cry Of Frustration for the win.
upier
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Originally Posted by Adam of Tyria
"Kiiiiillroooooy Stooooonekiiiiin!!"
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"Holy frozen beards, that's Kilroy Stonekin!"
"Kilroy Stonekin! I still owe him money! Make a run for it!"
"Mahgma says, "Knock you out!""
Those always crack me up!
But of course Lukas and Cynn always take the cake:
Lukas:
"Sometimes I amaze even myself!"
"I'm really left handed!"
"You should see how they treat me back home. I don't really like to brag about it, but I am something of a hero. People know me."
Cynn:
"You hate me? I'll hate you right back!"
"You got my dress dirty, now you pay."
"Stupidity in battle is rewarded by two things: pain, and then, no pain."
And of course her dialogue in The Ascalon Settlement. LOVE LOVE LOVE that quest!
Kusandaa
Dunham: "I think that plant just licked its lips." I about rolled on the floor when I first saw that one.
Vekk: "... and I'm all out of mossgum". I NEVER catch what he says before, but that cracks me up so much...
Vekk: "... and I'm all out of mossgum". I NEVER catch what he says before, but that cracks me up so much...
Death By Ketchup
"cry me a river,child of agnst"
Olias is love.
Olias is love.
Tyla
"Balthazar Blasted Drakes on this Balthazar Blasted Plain!"
Can't remember it completely, sorry.
And remember, kids, Koss is a famous actor!
Can't remember it completely, sorry.
And remember, kids, Koss is a famous actor!
tmr819
I like Vekk's line: "I've been thinking about the Charr. I think they can be domesticated." 
Kyomi Tachibana
"I've asked Grenth. He says he can get me out of this. The rest of you are pretty much shafted."
"Death is no excuse for laziness. Fight!"
"Now where did I leave that corpsicle?"
Eve, ftw.
"The Sunspears have a twelve-step program. Step one, a whole lot of pain. Step two, some misery. Step three, no sleep. It sort of goes downhill from there."
Also gotta love Herta.
"Death is no excuse for laziness. Fight!"
"Now where did I leave that corpsicle?"
Eve, ftw.
"The Sunspears have a twelve-step program. Step one, a whole lot of pain. Step two, some misery. Step three, no sleep. It sort of goes downhill from there."
Also gotta love Herta.
Gin Cometh
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Originally Posted by StormDragonZ
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MrGuildBoi
"Are you pondering what I'm pondering?"
-Vekk
-Vekk
Solas
"Luckily for you Scars are sexy"
-Livia
or somthing to that effect, from memory:P
-Livia
or somthing to that effect, from memory:P
1 up and 2 down
I like these ones...
Cynn:
"You're lucky to have someone as attractive as me trying to kill you."
"This is definitely going to hurt you more than me."
"You burn, you learn!"
Herta:
"No, don't heal me, just let me die. I'm halfway there already so it would be a shame to waste the effort."
"The Sunspears have a twelve-step program. Step one, a whole lot of pain. Step two, some misery. Step three, no sleep. It sort of goes downhill from there."
"I've killed more men than I've dated. Is that a character flaw?"
"You know, this hero stuff isn't that bad after all. Some would even say it builds character."
"Yup. You tried to hit me, and failed miserably. The lesson here is: never try."
""Join the Sunspears," they said. "See exotic lands, meet new and interesting people... and kill them." That's what sold me."
Eve:
"Dead bodies stay fresh longer when they're frozen. Ever been to the Shiverpeaks? Care to visit?"
"I should take up a hobby to keep my hands busy during rest periods. What do you think of taxidermy?"
"Why do people view Necromancers as unclean? I mean, really, do you want dead bodies lying around all the time? We provide a valuable community service."
"Does the word "minion" sound evil? I'm okay with that."
"A Necromancer a day keeps the living away."
Cynn:
"You're lucky to have someone as attractive as me trying to kill you."
"This is definitely going to hurt you more than me."
"You burn, you learn!"
Herta:
"No, don't heal me, just let me die. I'm halfway there already so it would be a shame to waste the effort."
"The Sunspears have a twelve-step program. Step one, a whole lot of pain. Step two, some misery. Step three, no sleep. It sort of goes downhill from there."
"I've killed more men than I've dated. Is that a character flaw?"
"You know, this hero stuff isn't that bad after all. Some would even say it builds character."
"Yup. You tried to hit me, and failed miserably. The lesson here is: never try."
""Join the Sunspears," they said. "See exotic lands, meet new and interesting people... and kill them." That's what sold me."
Eve:
"Dead bodies stay fresh longer when they're frozen. Ever been to the Shiverpeaks? Care to visit?"
"I should take up a hobby to keep my hands busy during rest periods. What do you think of taxidermy?"
"Why do people view Necromancers as unclean? I mean, really, do you want dead bodies lying around all the time? We provide a valuable community service."
"Does the word "minion" sound evil? I'm okay with that."
"A Necromancer a day keeps the living away."
Red Robed Warrior
Vekk
"Are you stupid, or just ugly?"
Koss
"look im fighting alone here"(norn fighting tourny)
and of course Melonni
"Im always right,when am i ever wrong"(cinematic)
also im free whenever so if ya need any help on NF, Profecies or Eye of the North just ping my in game av(avatar)
Red Robed Warrior
Red Robed Paragon PS usually on 1 of those 2 ^^
"Are you stupid, or just ugly?"
Koss
"look im fighting alone here"(norn fighting tourny)
and of course Melonni
"Im always right,when am i ever wrong"(cinematic)
also im free whenever so if ya need any help on NF, Profecies or Eye of the North just ping my in game av(avatar)
Red Robed Warrior
Red Robed Paragon PS usually on 1 of those 2 ^^
~ Dan ~
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"#$%#!!"
Cry Of Frustration for the win. |
StormDragonZ
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Originally Posted by Gin Cometh
Not to be knit picking but dosent she say "Feast" on your eyes.
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Zahr Dalsk
I like when the Envoys claim that we owe them something for rezzing us. Seriously, wtf?
Hailfall
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Originally Posted by Kusandaa
Dunham: "I think that plant just licked its lips." I about rolled on the floor when I first saw that one.
Vekk: "... and I'm all out of mossgum". I NEVER catch what he says before, but that cracks me up so much... |
Kerwyn Nasilan
Anything Palawa Joko says
/threadwin
/threadwin
Miriel
Vael: I think I will dress as a peasant today. Or a peasant's daughter.
bamm bamm bamm
"Let me rip his limbs off. He'll still be able to tell us afterwards." - Zhed
Zahr Dalsk
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Originally Posted by Kerwyn Nasilan
Anything Palawa Joko says
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Palawa is awesome and we had better be able to serve him in Guild Wars 2 when we reach Elona.
Taurucis
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Those are my favorite ingame quotes.
Moral55
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Herta: "Yup. You tried to hit me, and failed miserably. The lesson here is: never try." ""Join the Sunspears," they said. "See exotic lands, meet new and interesting people... and kill them." That's what sold me." |
Darkobra
Vekk: "Are you pondering what I'm pondering?"
Vekk: "My friend, you're as jumpy as a dredge in a room full of rubber balls."
Vekk: "You give a new meaning to the term "counter-intelligence.""
Vekk: "Choke on that, physics!"
Vekk: "I win. you die. Do you need any more lessons on inevitability?"
Vekk: "Well, it looks like this is the end of the world. Open warfare... with idiots."
He's just full of pwnage.
Vekk: "My friend, you're as jumpy as a dredge in a room full of rubber balls."
Vekk: "You give a new meaning to the term "counter-intelligence.""
Vekk: "Choke on that, physics!"
Vekk: "I win. you die. Do you need any more lessons on inevitability?"
Vekk: "Well, it looks like this is the end of the world. Open warfare... with idiots."
He's just full of pwnage.
Jynxx
Danika in Arborstone- "Lyssa be Damned!" That one has been cracking me up for over a year. It's a combination of her tone of voice and how lady-like she looks that makes it hysterical!
tmr819
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Originally Posted by Kusandaa
Dunham: "I think that plant just licked its lips." I about rolled on the floor when I first saw that one.
Vekk: "... and I'm all out of mossgum". I NEVER catch what he says before, but that cracks me up so much... |
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"They Live" was a fun movie.
Avarre
Everyone has a hobby. Let me guess, yours is failure.
Master of Whispers.
Master of Whispers.
Zahr Dalsk
"There are a million ways to kill a man. This is number 362."
- Master of Whispers
- Master of Whispers
RedNova88
I love Mad King Thorn and all of his jokes.
"How are a Paragon and a drunkard alike?"
"Both like to shout at strangers and run around without any pants."
"How are a Paragon and a drunkard alike?"
"Both like to shout at strangers and run around without any pants."
A11Eur0
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Originally Posted by Moral55
Simpson's and Star Ship Troopers references are the best.
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Try Full Metal Jacket.
Voltaic Annihilator
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I love Mad King Thorn and all of his jokes.
"How are a Paragon and a drunkard alike?" "Both like to shout at strangers and run around without any pants." |
That made me laugh so hard
Tatyana K
There are a million ways to kill a man. This is number 362.
Master of Wispers
Whoever taught you to fight wasted his time.
Zhed Shadowhoof
Honor! Valor! Death...! Hey, I don't like that last one.
Epic battle! Heroic climax! And... applause! Where's the applause?
Um... Is that real blood?
Norgu
To hell with you, and tell Shiro I said hello.
Zenmai
You know what the chain of command is? It's the chain I beat you with until you understand who is in command!
Pyre Fierceshot
Necromancy's just another way of asking someone to stick with you. Whether they want to or not
Every man I meet wants to protect me. I can't figure out what from
There's nothing like a love song to give you a good laugh
Livia
Master of Wispers
Whoever taught you to fight wasted his time.
Zhed Shadowhoof
Honor! Valor! Death...! Hey, I don't like that last one.
Epic battle! Heroic climax! And... applause! Where's the applause?
Um... Is that real blood?
Norgu
To hell with you, and tell Shiro I said hello.
Zenmai
You know what the chain of command is? It's the chain I beat you with until you understand who is in command!
Pyre Fierceshot
Necromancy's just another way of asking someone to stick with you. Whether they want to or not
Every man I meet wants to protect me. I can't figure out what from
There's nothing like a love song to give you a good laugh
Livia
Kumu Honua
I like "Do you like my fish baloon?...Can you hear it singing to you?..." when you are possessed =)
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Originally Posted by Boris De Pig
'Beware the HARvest CEREmony' from the crazy fortune teller that smokes 60 a day along with drinking a bottle of whiskey. In fact, all the conversations between her and Shiro just make me laugh every time I see them.
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just how many times is it repeated.
Nevin
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Originally Posted by Fluffy Butt
I dare people in Ice Caves of Sorrow to charge at the Mursaat and shout LEEEEROOOOY JIIIIKEEEEENS and we stand there and watch him/her die. So funny. (Of course we rez)
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