Funniest Thing Someone's Said
Koricen
We all know it's funny. The thing is we all know it not only could happen, but probably does happen. And that's what makes it not funny.
Red Sand
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Originally Posted by Tatile
Also that's.
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Shayne Hawke
My guildie actually just said this: "hey guys wat kind of pple can u get naga pelts jade pple or affected?" (Hey guys, what kind of people can get you Naga Pelts? Jade Brotherhood or Afflicted?)
/facepalm
/facepalm
Tatile
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Originally Posted by Red Sand
Correcting someone's punctuation on a message board is a sure sign that you're full of yourself!
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(Yes, the above is in jest. Really.)
legendary4321
worst thing some1 could do.
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This1 is funny too.
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This1 is funny too.
dunky_g
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Originally Posted by Tatile
Really? I was just bored and wanted to see how he would react. Well then if you think I'm arrogant I *must* be, as we all know how well strangers know other strangers
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Punctuation on a forum is normally the last thing on my mind.
joshuarodger
"hurry up, just put it in"
referring to a skill i had left off my bar, meaning we had to zone back to outpost.
referring to a skill i had left off my bar, meaning we had to zone back to outpost.
scythefromunder
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Originally Posted by joshuarodger
"hurry up, just put it in"
referring to a skill i had left off my bar, meaning we had to zone back to outpost. |
thedeadwalk!
"4 more and we get a point."
That was said by a teammate after our first win in RA. I love that place some times.
That was said by a teammate after our first win in RA. I love that place some times.
Red Sand
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Originally Posted by Tatile
Well then if you think I'm arrogant I *must* be...
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Get it from me mum, you know.
MrSlayer
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Originally Posted by Red Sand
Correcting someone's punctuation on a message board is a sure sign that you're full of yourself!
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This thread seems to be off topic a little >.>
To add my contribution...
I was in AB, someone was calling everyone a noob. I was running a Rt/A spike build, and happened across him. I spiked him, and he sorta did a mini-flame. So I followed him around, seeking him out over everyone else in combat. Man, he was yelling at me in German, and English, and some weird mix of both by the end of the game. I said nothing, just kept killing him.
I also have many great episodes of people arguing with me, and me just simply correcting their broken grammar, spelling and punctuation until they self own. I had someone yelling "OMG YAHNI IS A STUPID DILDO [filtered word...begins with who and ends in re...implies someone who sells their body for cash <.<]!!!!!!!" just for that. It was worth it.
Lawliet Kira
A noob in Spamadan:
can someone PLEASE give me a seed to farm some weapons and tell me where a good spot to plant them is too! PLEASE
Oh and this one too: "Mine is always bigger"
can someone PLEASE give me a seed to farm some weapons and tell me where a good spot to plant them is too! PLEASE
Oh and this one too: "Mine is always bigger"
pOmrAkkUn
I was playing B-surge and a war yelling me in local chat
" stop blind me and fight noob!!!"
I was selling items in Kamadan us1 with my Rt in pink Luxon 15k and someone PM me
" wow u are so cute are u a girl in real life ? "
and he was trying to flirt me for few mins b4 I put him in ignore list :P
ah just remind 1 more
I was playing Mesmer in AB then i casted Back Fire on a toucher and he said in local
" wow u noob suxon u can't use back fire with toucher LOLOLOL NOOB!!"
after that he used OoB and triggered my Back Fire and die xD
" stop blind me and fight noob!!!"
I was selling items in Kamadan us1 with my Rt in pink Luxon 15k and someone PM me
" wow u are so cute are u a girl in real life ? "
and he was trying to flirt me for few mins b4 I put him in ignore list :P
ah just remind 1 more
I was playing Mesmer in AB then i casted Back Fire on a toucher and he said in local
" wow u noob suxon u can't use back fire with toucher LOLOLOL NOOB!!"
after that he used OoB and triggered my Back Fire and die xD
imnotyourmother
Well this just happened last night. I was in pre-searing Ascalon and I wanted to move some things from my lvl 16 war to my new lvl 10 messmer.
Imnotyourmother: Is anyone in Pre?
Guild Leader: Yes what do you need.
Imnotyourmother: I need to transfer stuff from one toon to the other.
Guild leader: OK I can help
Guild leader helps me out. Now I had never seen this guy before but has the same cape so I give the stuff to him and jump on my other toon.
Trade goes smooth as silk. This guild member tells me that he is going for Legendary Survivor Title.
Imnotyourmother: My guild leader helped me get to gwen and that is how I got Legendary Survivor title on my other toon.
Guild Leader: I know I am the Guild Leader.
Guild Leader: Imnotyourmother told me how.
Imnotyourmother: What???
I then open my guild window and sure enough. My guild leader made a new toon...that is why he was in pre.. HOW STUPIDLY funny is that???
Imnotyourmother: Is anyone in Pre?
Guild Leader: Yes what do you need.
Imnotyourmother: I need to transfer stuff from one toon to the other.
Guild leader: OK I can help
Guild leader helps me out. Now I had never seen this guy before but has the same cape so I give the stuff to him and jump on my other toon.
Trade goes smooth as silk. This guild member tells me that he is going for Legendary Survivor Title.
Imnotyourmother: My guild leader helped me get to gwen and that is how I got Legendary Survivor title on my other toon.
Guild Leader: I know I am the Guild Leader.
Guild Leader: Imnotyourmother told me how.
Imnotyourmother: What???
I then open my guild window and sure enough. My guild leader made a new toon...that is why he was in pre.. HOW STUPIDLY funny is that???
oracle.delphi
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Originally Posted by Kikuta
Person in local chat: Yeah I know what you mean.
Person in local chat: Sometimes when I get lonely I call my mobile with my home phone and have phone sex with myself. Person in local chat: OMFG W/C Rest of local chat: LOL'd! |
funniest thing I was standing in LA with my old necro in the scar pattern armor (not the elite) and some guy starts whisping me saying where did i get my armor and that it was hot (male necro him, female necro me) then he asks if i'm a girl, (which i am) so i said no, and he said "aw that's too bad cause i'm looking for a guildwars girlfriend"
i swear to god true story..my bf didn't think it was funny for some reason...lol
Edit: for the stupidest "where is Lionguard figo??"..no answer.."wheres lionguard figo".."he's by the docks"..."why won't you fing noobs tell me where Lionguard figo is?"...
Rexion
I was in AB a little while ago and there was an assassin with a name that was a misspelling of Tyra Banks. The were constantly calling people fierce and asking for pictures. Then suddenly they yelled "WHO WANTS TO BE ALLIANCE BATTLES NEXT. TOP. MODEL??????????????/!!!!!!!!!!!!"
i donno about you, but I thought it was funny.
i donno about you, but I thought it was funny.
Cale Roughstar
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Originally Posted by legendary4321
worst thing some1 could do.
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Originally Posted by legendary4321
This1 is funny too.
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And then I lol'ed.
Zonzai
I once heard in a wrong chat... "don't worry the doc say it not contagious"
MStarfire
Most often the funny things come from my beloved guild.
kagenuma
some guy asking on 1vs1 with me - ok i went into his GH,then saw he has party of 4.
me: "cmon u asked for 1vs1 so drop heroes n fight like a man"
he: "im only 12!"
(loled)yup not man enought, so i took heroes aswel.
he: "ill kill u have all skills unlocked!"
killed him even when he tried to hide behind guild lord.
Another day in kaineng
me: selling DED shiro'ken assassin mini 200e
someone: noob its worth 30k!
me: shiro'KEN not shiro, its rare mini check wiki
someone:noob wiki lies,such a noob
i dunno why but another 2 ppl wrote me that day thinking im selling shiro.Ppl just cant read.
other time one guy was asking for free stuff all the time so i puted him into ignore list.Few mins after his friend wrote me as him: "I reported u to anet coz u ignored me! u will be baned"
ok lol.
me: "cmon u asked for 1vs1 so drop heroes n fight like a man"
he: "im only 12!"
(loled)yup not man enought, so i took heroes aswel.
he: "ill kill u have all skills unlocked!"
killed him even when he tried to hide behind guild lord.
Another day in kaineng
me: selling DED shiro'ken assassin mini 200e
someone: noob its worth 30k!
me: shiro'KEN not shiro, its rare mini check wiki
someone:noob wiki lies,such a noob
i dunno why but another 2 ppl wrote me that day thinking im selling shiro.Ppl just cant read.
other time one guy was asking for free stuff all the time so i puted him into ignore list.Few mins after his friend wrote me as him: "I reported u to anet coz u ignored me! u will be baned"
ok lol.
oracle.delphi
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Originally Posted by kagenuma
other time one guy was asking for free stuff all the time so i puted him into ignore list.Few mins after his friend wrote me as him: "I reported u to anet coz u ignored me! u will be baned"
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moriz
well, it went like this.
-i was in AB with my warrior. some sin knocked me down to 2 hp.
-i managed to break free and ran.
-he chased
-i ran in a big circle around the map
-a small mob forms, all melee character, all chasing me.
-i ran into the elite ele shrine, which my side controls
-i turned around, and killed the entire mob with npc support
the sin: "OMFG RUNNER NOOB, U CANT EVEN FIGHT!!!"
me: "of course i can't fight, but i still killed you."
/rickroll
-i was in AB with my warrior. some sin knocked me down to 2 hp.
-i managed to break free and ran.
-he chased
-i ran in a big circle around the map
-a small mob forms, all melee character, all chasing me.
-i ran into the elite ele shrine, which my side controls
-i turned around, and killed the entire mob with npc support
the sin: "OMFG RUNNER NOOB, U CANT EVEN FIGHT!!!"
me: "of course i can't fight, but i still killed you."
/rickroll
kagenuma
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Originally Posted by moriz
well, it went like this.
the sin: "OMFG RUNNER NOOB, U CANT EVEN FIGHT!!!" me: "of course i can't fight, but i still killed you." |
"may the lag be with u luxons/kurzicks!"
"stupid monk runner!"
"what do u expect from me? heal u to death lil asa?"
Tatile
Funniness is debatable, but:
Money? You want money? Go fetch!
Sad thing was this was a lad in the Marketplace, level 20 (Assassin though, don't know how that makes a difference).
Edit: The bit at the top is good 'not 20/20 cuz that SUX hard'. Someone agrees with the general Guru consensus on Sundering mods!
Money? You want money? Go fetch!
Sad thing was this was a lad in the Marketplace, level 20 (Assassin though, don't know how that makes a difference).
Edit: The bit at the top is good 'not 20/20 cuz that SUX hard'. Someone agrees with the general Guru consensus on Sundering mods!
Taisayacho
Here we go. Five minutes ago in Ascalon City. I just happened to be looking at this thread when I saw it
Good stuff
Good stuff
Musei Karasu
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Originally Posted by Rexion
I like to yell in AB all chat just to cause a "disturbance"
"WTF? WHY ISN'T MY URSAN WORKING!!! AND WUT DA HELL??? SUNSPEAR REBIRTH SIGNET IS BROKEN TOO!!!!" that always gets some notice :] |
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Originally Posted by MStarfire
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pamelf
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Originally Posted by Rexion
that is worse than people saying "Tomb"
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Tatyana K
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Originally Posted by Rexion
that is worse than people saying "Tomb"
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They started buying/selling toes also.
Kusandaa
A couple friends and I are on Ventrilo right now, talking about beer brands and such... (well that was I dunno, about like 10 minutes ago... we're still on it 
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Me: When I went out with friends in pubs, our beer was paid so y'know, I'd drink it anyways...
My friend COMPLETELY misunderstood the first bit.
Friend: ... Hold on. WAIT. *pauses for 5 seconds*. Did you just call your friends PUGS? *awkward silence*
Me: Erm... WTF...
Friend: You just said "friends and PUGs". You need to stop playing GW man...
*General laughter*
Me: Huh... I said "friends IN PUBS". YOU need to stop playing GW. *laughs*
Good times.
Me: When I went out with friends in pubs, our beer was paid so y'know, I'd drink it anyways...
My friend COMPLETELY misunderstood the first bit.
Friend: ... Hold on. WAIT. *pauses for 5 seconds*. Did you just call your friends PUGS? *awkward silence*
Me: Erm... WTF...
Friend: You just said "friends and PUGs". You need to stop playing GW man...
*General laughter*
Me: Huh... I said "friends IN PUBS". YOU need to stop playing GW. *laughs*
Good times.
Cale Roughstar
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Originally Posted by Rexion
that is worse than people saying "Tomb"
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Shiney
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Originally Posted by Musei Karasu
According to science it doesn't exist(I beg to differ), so at least to me, that made it that much better.
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ThunderStruck
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Originally Posted by lord of all tyria
And some guy yelling in local chat before a GvG: "ONE CANNOT SIMPLY BYOB INTO MORDOR" which became legendary within our guild in an instant. |
Trylo
i find that any quote involving people attempting to bypass the ingame chat filter funny. and when i ask how long theyve been playing, a majority is more than a year... hope for humanity -1.
chemical range
^ that is your problem, you never seen that movie.
The funniest thing i can remember is shouting " wts lockpicks '' with ''p'' misspelled with ''d''...
The funniest thing i can remember is shouting " wts lockpicks '' with ''p'' misspelled with ''d''...
NeonXero
Ok maybe some of these are dumb... but I've had fun with them.
http://www.neonlotus.net/FTP/Pictures/GWScreens/
http://www.neonlotus.net/FTP/Pictures/GWScreens/
A11Eur0
Red is the first person to challenge me...black is the person who decided to tag-team in. Love when I can do this.
Senrath
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Originally Posted by ThunderStruck
OK, I know what BYOB means, and I know what Mordor is (city in LOTR, right?), but I don't know why that is so hilarious... is it a parody of a line or something? I never got around to seeing the LOTR movies.
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