"Aw crap, the tard tank is on my team"
^I was ele-tanking in RA.
Funniest Thing Someone's Said
DirtyDirty
McMullen
Someone else posted this somewhere (can't remember), funny though.
Nian
Lf Runner To Angry Rock!!
ShoGunTheOne
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Originally Posted by McMullen
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Someone else posted this somewhere (can't remember), funny though. |
Sword Hammer Axe
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Originally Posted by poasiods
Yesterday:
In the Frost Gate mission, this Warrior (Wammo) is running into the middle of every mob group we come by. It's relatively harmless seeing all the monsters are low levels at this point in the game. The bonus is rather tough compared to rest of the mission though. Near the bonus... Me: (Feels like saying "you're a *****(partial word removed by mod) idiot, stay the hell back.") Hey, don't Leeroy into this one. Warrior: Okay. Warrior: I mean... (Waits 10 seconds while getting pounded on by the mob) Warrior: LEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEERRRRRRRRRRRRRROOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOYYYYYYYYYYYYY JJJJJJJEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEENNNNNNNNNKKKKKKIIIIIIINNNNN NNNSSSSSSSSSS!! (Runs way beyond the reach of the healer. ) Took us (Me doing it while other 4 people messing it up) about 5 minutes to pull the monsters off off his body to rez him. Edit: Oh, funniest... I thought this was for stupidest for some reason... Oh, well, still semi-funny although mostly annoying. |
Sword Hammer Axe
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Originally Posted by pOmrAkkUn
I was selling items in Kamadan us1 with my Rt in pink Luxon 15k and someone PM me
" wow u are so cute are u a girl in real life ? " and he was trying to flirt me for few mins b4 I put him in ignore list :P |
Sword Hammer Axe
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Originally Posted by MStarfire
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Sir Seifus Halbred
Sword Hammer Axe
Hmmmm funniest moment... Would have to be in Old Ascalon where a guy needed a run.
Me: Running to LA 2 k a person
Goof: Can I come?
Me: Sure, as long as you can pay ^^
Goof: Ummmm I can't really pay
Me: Well I am not going to run for free you know. Maybe if you have something decent for trading?
Goof: I have 100^ red iris flowers
Me: Sorry that's not enough.
Goof: I can also suck your nipples interactively
Me: You can what?
(I ended up running him just for the heck of it and sure enough he wrote *sucks ******'s nipples* once every 10 seconds XD)
Me: Running to LA 2 k a person
Goof: Can I come?
Me: Sure, as long as you can pay ^^
Goof: Ummmm I can't really pay
Me: Well I am not going to run for free you know. Maybe if you have something decent for trading?
Goof: I have 100^ red iris flowers
Me: Sorry that's not enough.
Goof: I can also suck your nipples interactively
Me: You can what?
(I ended up running him just for the heck of it and sure enough he wrote *sucks ******'s nipples* once every 10 seconds XD)
Xx_Sorin_xX
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Originally Posted by kagenuma
some guy asking on 1vs1 with me - ok i went into his GH,then saw he has party of 4.
me: "cmon u asked for 1vs1 so drop heroes n fight like a man" he: "im only 12!" (loled)yup not man enought, so i took heroes aswel. he: "ill kill u have all skills unlocked!" killed him even when he tried to hide behind guild lord. |
at the 1v1
Zomgyogi
someone in Kamadan spamming "WTB nigro tomed" its true, so no offense to anyone :P
then in RA
guy on other team: wait guys don't attack us yet we only have 3 peoples its not fair!
xD
then in RA
guy on other team: wait guys don't attack us yet we only have 3 peoples its not fair!
xD
M1h4iL
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Originally Posted by ShoGunTheOne
that's from TalkingToNoobs.com, it's voted number 1 on that site
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Dallcingi
someone on these forums said something like
"wow you guys are faster than rabbits that are fast!"
that made me lol
"wow you guys are faster than rabbits that are fast!"
that made me lol
russiansteven
So I was standing next to the henchies in ascalon and I had something in my microwave warming up until I heard it beeping and figured it was ready so I went AFK... Anyways I returned and found this message:
Random Player: Hey Sexy
Random Player: Maybe we can get together and have some fun
Random Player: I have a great idea in mind
Random Player: If you can join my party ile map you to a secret place!
| I return from AFK and I see this and PM him|
Me: You notice that I am a guy... For all you know I could be a 60 year old guy living with his mom.
Random Player: YOUR A GUY OMG!
Random Player: Why are you playing a guy character than?
Me: Cuz lots of guys around guildwars play girl chars there is a heads up for you!
Random Player: Well I sort of feel tiried, I indeed did cyber with three other girls today...
Me: Welcome to The Land Of My Ignore List!!!!
| Btw I was playing on my necromancer girl character| Indeed, I am a guy and no I am not 60 years old..
Random Player: Sorry but I am sort of tiried from cybering with
Random Player: Hey Sexy
Random Player: Maybe we can get together and have some fun
Random Player: I have a great idea in mind
Random Player: If you can join my party ile map you to a secret place!
| I return from AFK and I see this and PM him|
Me: You notice that I am a guy... For all you know I could be a 60 year old guy living with his mom.
Random Player: YOUR A GUY OMG!
Random Player: Why are you playing a guy character than?
Me: Cuz lots of guys around guildwars play girl chars there is a heads up for you!
Random Player: Well I sort of feel tiried, I indeed did cyber with three other girls today...
Me: Welcome to The Land Of My Ignore List!!!!
| Btw I was playing on my necromancer girl character| Indeed, I am a guy and no I am not 60 years old..
Random Player: Sorry but I am sort of tiried from cybering with
Shasgaliel
Before going to do the Deep.
me: why you have no elites on your ritualist?
he: all ritualist skills are elite.
me: why you have no elites on your ritualist?
he: all ritualist skills are elite.
Metal Herc
I like the typical "OMG NOOB RUNNER" comments in AB.
It usually goes something like this. I run past a group and 3-4 of them break off and follow me. Here comes the spam of "noob runner", "stop running noob". I have just ran by a shrine, they left to follow me for miles across the map, while my team caps it. Then they continue to chase me around for ages, essentially out of the game. And they are calling me the noob? Heh.
It usually goes something like this. I run past a group and 3-4 of them break off and follow me. Here comes the spam of "noob runner", "stop running noob". I have just ran by a shrine, they left to follow me for miles across the map, while my team caps it. Then they continue to chase me around for ages, essentially out of the game. And they are calling me the noob? Heh.
Sai Sayre
from a couple of years back when i joined a mostly guild group for the Deep and hopped on their vent server
Player 1: Man, you guys curse like sailors.
Player 2: No, I was in the navy. Y'all curse like ******* pirates.
i shoulda joined that guild.
also, two of my guildies are in a luxon FFF. ones nuking, the others monking. instead of ctrl+clicking and actually using the skill, the monk types out: I am using Word of Healing on (my friends ign)! good times.
Player 1: Man, you guys curse like sailors.
Player 2: No, I was in the navy. Y'all curse like ******* pirates.
i shoulda joined that guild.
also, two of my guildies are in a luxon FFF. ones nuking, the others monking. instead of ctrl+clicking and actually using the skill, the monk types out: I am using Word of Healing on (my friends ign)! good times.
ShoGunTheOne
i do that when i lend people money 
i ask them for parts of their 15k armor when they ask me for money :P
i ask them for parts of their 15k armor when they ask me for money :P
Stranger The Ranger
I'm using Animate Thread Horror!
First I /facepalm'ed
but then I lol'd :>
First I /facepalm'ed
but then I lol'd :>
Horus
RazmO-
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Originally Posted by guardian of dragon temple
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Reinfire
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Originally Posted by Stranger The Ranger
I'm using Animate Thread Horror!
First I /facepalm'ed but then I lol'd :> |
Taurucis
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Originally Posted by Reinfire
Why cant a wammo buy an ele tome?
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He's Bhuying an Ele Tomoe Range. There is a difference, can't you tell?
And here is my contribution...
Please, parents, before you allow your children to play online games, make sure they know how to read and spell first... >_<
viper11025
LOL
Mordor, ftw.
XD
Mordor, ftw.
XD
Omg its Sasha
Fight With Tools from the guild Team Apathy [aFk] pm'd me after a match "Just because i can never land bulls strikes in GvG doesn't make me bad warrior". Nuff said.
sportacus
I've experienced a few Gems, but I never think to take screens. Recently, I watched some guy run away from another guy (after using a sinister automatonic), whilst complaining about 'THE ROBUT', and how nobody was helping him. This was in Piken Square, and went on for quite a while.
Kamakazi112
Guy in RA calling me a noob becuase i was monking and that i had shield...funny thing is he was a monk with fire storm....also
"im going to report you"
"go %^#& your mother" ...love the 12 year olds fresh out of sex ed class
"im going to report you"
"go %^#& your mother" ...love the 12 year olds fresh out of sex ed class
Tyla
"what is this i do not" or something like that. I can't remember it completely, but someone actually said that to me.
Another funny thing is someone saying "Noob Warrior" when they're running Endure Pain, Defy Pain and Signet of Stamina to someone running a Life Siphon / Life Transfer Warrior bar without a snare, Bull's Strike, IMS or IAS. (The LT one was even using a focus...)
Another funny thing is someone saying "Noob Warrior" when they're running Endure Pain, Defy Pain and Signet of Stamina to someone running a Life Siphon / Life Transfer Warrior bar without a snare, Bull's Strike, IMS or IAS. (The LT one was even using a focus...)
Kusandaa
In HA. We've been running fairly smoothly with the same team, made of friends and their guildies. The usual team with one or two new folks. One of those new folks was a dude we called "Saiyan".
So after over an hour of playing together, one of our other team members notices something, and tells us about it over Vent.
Friend: What's up with this Sayian dude? We've been facing him so many times now, is he stalking us or...
Team leader: That's because he's in our team.
Team leader: "I'm following Saiyan <rest of the name>!"
Team leader: "I'm following Saiyan <rest of the name>!"
Team leader: "I'm following Saiyan <rest of the name>!"
Everyone on Vent nearly died from laughter. I still haven't figured out how you can fail to notice your own teammates, imagine after an hour... x.x
So after over an hour of playing together, one of our other team members notices something, and tells us about it over Vent.
Friend: What's up with this Sayian dude? We've been facing him so many times now, is he stalking us or...
Team leader: That's because he's in our team.
Team leader: "I'm following Saiyan <rest of the name>!"
Team leader: "I'm following Saiyan <rest of the name>!"
Team leader: "I'm following Saiyan <rest of the name>!"
Everyone on Vent nearly died from laughter. I still haven't figured out how you can fail to notice your own teammates, imagine after an hour... x.x
imnotyourmother
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Originally Posted by Senrath
Its a parody of the internet meme "One does not simply walk into Mordor!" Here it is:
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I think I just pissed myself
Kazamafury
So to put it in context. Most stupidity comes from RA in general but this one must be the best so far for me. I usually alternate between monking and a W/P. I prefer to use W/P these days just simply because most people just don't know how to deal with condition heavy builds and especially daze. I help mitigate some damage with cripple as well which we all know in RA, it is filled with melee.
Also what has been showing up lately is VoR (Vision of Regret), I usually ping it once so the monk knows which hex to prioritize to remove. It's how I would like it when I monk. And I assume every other monk out there. This is the first time, I actually had a monk on the team complain that I was giving him information.
As we progressed from battle to battle, I was trying to knock some sense into him but you'll notice one line that just showed no hope for him. Our other teammates were just as shocked as I was.
At the end, with some major lag, we all came back dead. On the island, the monk proceeded to z-rank 'Rain' with a silver spear, which Rain and I z-ranked him back. The second later, he left. Now I don't really care what z-rank I am at tbh, I think it was just funny he thought his zrank was great.
Also what has been showing up lately is VoR (Vision of Regret), I usually ping it once so the monk knows which hex to prioritize to remove. It's how I would like it when I monk. And I assume every other monk out there. This is the first time, I actually had a monk on the team complain that I was giving him information.
As we progressed from battle to battle, I was trying to knock some sense into him but you'll notice one line that just showed no hope for him. Our other teammates were just as shocked as I was.
At the end, with some major lag, we all came back dead. On the island, the monk proceeded to z-rank 'Rain' with a silver spear, which Rain and I z-ranked him back. The second later, he left. Now I don't really care what z-rank I am at tbh, I think it was just funny he thought his zrank was great.
bodyboarder
What happens when you get bored lol
and this is what happens when a friend gets bored
personally the chaos glove one is the funniest :P
and this is what happens when a friend gets bored
personally the chaos glove one is the funniest :P
AKB48
You dumb fk, I can own you on guitar hero any day.
chfanfiction
In FA during the last weekend for it- "noob stop grouping up and 1v1 me like a man"
Also, this one person with only PBAoE skills killed me with a [Star Burst] when I was at like 45 health from other stuff already. Later I told them their build wasn't very good and they said, "then why did it kill you?" Then they went offline.
/sigh
Also, this one person with only PBAoE skills killed me with a [Star Burst] when I was at like 45 health from other stuff already. Later I told them their build wasn't very good and they said, "then why did it kill you?" Then they went offline.
/sigh
bungusmaximus
Warrior 1: you're a bad warrior, you have the reflexes of A sloth on opiates.
Warrior 2: At least I know what girls look like
Warrior 1: Yeah? What do they look like then?
Warrior 2: They got Smoother pixels
:P
lol
bad geeks are bad mmkay
Warrior 2: At least I know what girls look like
Warrior 1: Yeah? What do they look like then?
Warrior 2: They got Smoother pixels
:P
lol
bad geeks are bad mmkay
jaximus
from some wammo after he recasted mending, 'nub munk wif a sword' then he continued to try and pound on me while i had guardian up and the 60 set sword/shield, then he casted healing hands followed by frenzy. then he proceeded to not cancel frenzy, rank me with his leet bambi, and attack through ss until death.
hurric
lol talkingtonoobs site is awesome
Xunlai Guru Agent
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Sylath
i play alot Ab with a scandinavian girl (atleast he/she/it sounds like a girl over VC) she(Lana) always says the most random and strangest things, here are some... i love playing with ppl that are very random.
Lana: How much chop would a chop stick chop if a chop stick could stick?
Me: 4?
Lana: no u silly billy 7
Me: why 7?
Lana: cuz i said so
Me: (...)
Lana: u know what lana is backwards?
Me: yeah, why?
Lana: wtb ability to change name
Me: (...)
Lana: u know what dog is backwards?
Me: yeah... god... why?
Lana: i dont have a dog
Me: (...)
Lana: *hands everyone a cookie*
Someone: yay thx a cookie!
Someone else: No dont eat tham they are poisoned!
Lana: well if u use apply poison on your cookie, then i guess it is, but then u are not very smart
Me: (...)
She always say strange things... like the other day...
Lana: ZOMG i found a bug with black chars!
Me: rlly what happened?
Lana: if u play black u cant go back!
Me: /facepalm
Oh and if anyone remember the stick figure day, there where so many awsome comments in AB about it, anyone remember any of those?
Someone: mobbing nooobs!
Someone else: "we are not mobbing, we are sticking together"
Me: lol
Lana: How much chop would a chop stick chop if a chop stick could stick?
Me: 4?
Lana: no u silly billy 7
Me: why 7?
Lana: cuz i said so
Me: (...)
Lana: u know what lana is backwards?
Me: yeah, why?
Lana: wtb ability to change name
Me: (...)
Lana: u know what dog is backwards?
Me: yeah... god... why?
Lana: i dont have a dog
Me: (...)
Lana: *hands everyone a cookie*
Someone: yay thx a cookie!
Someone else: No dont eat tham they are poisoned!
Lana: well if u use apply poison on your cookie, then i guess it is, but then u are not very smart
Me: (...)
She always say strange things... like the other day...
Lana: ZOMG i found a bug with black chars!
Me: rlly what happened?
Lana: if u play black u cant go back!
Me: /facepalm
Oh and if anyone remember the stick figure day, there where so many awsome comments in AB about it, anyone remember any of those?
Someone: mobbing nooobs!
Someone else: "we are not mobbing, we are sticking together"
Me: lol