Funniest Thing Someone's Said
germanturkey
haha.. wtb ability to change name.
illidan009
Not THE funniest but something just happend 3 hours ago. Doing Elusive Golemancer primary quest, me(permasin runner) with a Mesmer and a Dervish. Dervish was leader with 3 heroes(naturally the hench follow him too)
Get to the flux matrix part, I die due to bad timing of sf. Mesmer tries to finish, dies.
Dervish: "Lol noobs now you'll never finish. I'm going afk. kthxbai LOOOL"
...as if you'd finish.
We left and redid the quest in 20 minutes
Get to the flux matrix part, I die due to bad timing of sf. Mesmer tries to finish, dies.
Dervish: "Lol noobs now you'll never finish. I'm going afk. kthxbai LOOOL"
...as if you'd finish.
We left and redid the quest in 20 minutes
hyori finkl
Takes place in third level by Fendi. The scenario is I got bored of running SoO dungeon so I decided to tag along with another runner. The time that we've been in the dungeon is an hour and ten minutes, the runner is dying from Fendi, and his guildie ranger is aggroing like a mad man. So, here I am giving advices to the runner while one of the other players says....
Other player: Shut up, you don't know anything.
Me: No, you shut up. I've ran this dungeon more times than you will ever pay for runs.
Other player: So, you're dumb. Shut up noob.
Me: You're the noob. I'm simply giving the runner advices to go off from and you're flipping out.
Other player: *sends me a link* check that link out and you will see that I'm no noob.
Me: Ok. *copies link and pastes on internet...*
Other player: See, I told you I'm not a noob.
Here's the picture that the dude sent me. Notice that the stacks of ecto are in 5 and some of the materials are not highlighted, yet, oddly enough he has a stack of it. For some reason "Noob" comes to the top of my head when I saw this picture.
http://img8.imageshack.us/img8/8764/23871740.jpg
Put a link instead of a big picture next time, please
~ Earth
Other player: Shut up, you don't know anything.
Me: No, you shut up. I've ran this dungeon more times than you will ever pay for runs.
Other player: So, you're dumb. Shut up noob.
Me: You're the noob. I'm simply giving the runner advices to go off from and you're flipping out.
Other player: *sends me a link* check that link out and you will see that I'm no noob.
Me: Ok. *copies link and pastes on internet...*
Other player: See, I told you I'm not a noob.
Here's the picture that the dude sent me. Notice that the stacks of ecto are in 5 and some of the materials are not highlighted, yet, oddly enough he has a stack of it. For some reason "Noob" comes to the top of my head when I saw this picture.
http://img8.imageshack.us/img8/8764/23871740.jpg
Put a link instead of a big picture next time, please
~ Earth
Loki Seiguro
Um not in game but I was helping my teacher tape commentaries and one of the kids said this:
" Well its a hyperbole obviously because you can't split your stomach open like a melon"
I had to stifle a laugh..don't know why lol.
" Well its a hyperbole obviously because you can't split your stomach open like a melon"
I had to stifle a laugh..don't know why lol.
SS Necro
I'd have to say any of the arguments about cost of items being sold would be my addition. Fake money, fake items, why argue. LOL
Kamakazi112
heh....met random dude today
me: your a noob..just tell me what ur offering
him: OMFG IM A NOOB!??!?!....i got a vizu and a beetle and im r10 hero
me: money proves what?
him: ...nothing it doesnt prove nething but you fail at life and gw
me: i fail at life cause i dont have a vizu liek you?
him: yes cause ur sitting on the internet callnig ppl noobs and thats why u fail at gw...AND FAIL AT LIFE .
me: ..wtf
Hmm... i find it really funny how when people have money they think their so good and stuff....then they compare gw to life....
me: your a noob..just tell me what ur offering
him: OMFG IM A NOOB!??!?!....i got a vizu and a beetle and im r10 hero
me: money proves what?
him: ...nothing it doesnt prove nething but you fail at life and gw
me: i fail at life cause i dont have a vizu liek you?
him: yes cause ur sitting on the internet callnig ppl noobs and thats why u fail at gw...AND FAIL AT LIFE .
me: ..wtf
Hmm... i find it really funny how when people have money they think their so good and stuff....then they compare gw to life....
distilledwill
I get this in HB all the time:
Me: GG
Player: Omg, get a good build.
Me: So, you're saying I suck?
Player: You suck n00b.
Me: But I just beat you, what does that mean about you?
Player: OMG N00B! *ignore*
Me: GG
Player: Omg, get a good build.
Me: So, you're saying I suck?
Player: You suck n00b.
Me: But I just beat you, what does that mean about you?
Player: OMG N00B! *ignore*
Kumu Honua
Warrior in JQ: OMG pussy ranger running!
Me: Poisons, bleeds, and runs toward quarry with illusionists and elementalists and pin down ranger.
Warrior in JQ: Can't fight like a man!
Me after he respawns: Whirl, Poison, Bleed, Interrupt lions, Kill stupid non-stance removing warrior. No one else around.
Warrior in JQ: Can't kill me without a monk huh?
Me: O_o?
Me: Poisons, bleeds, and runs toward quarry with illusionists and elementalists and pin down ranger.
Warrior in JQ: Can't fight like a man!
Me after he respawns: Whirl, Poison, Bleed, Interrupt lions, Kill stupid non-stance removing warrior. No one else around.
Warrior in JQ: Can't kill me without a monk huh?
Me: O_o?
Sword Hammer Axe
I just got legendary vanquisher and I got 6 congrats for that title from random people who probably saw me get it while in outpost. I like that ^^ and a 7th comment:
Random guy: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOB!
me: ?
random guy: Noob noob noob noob noob!
me: Why are you calling me a noob?
random guy: Wait invite me to friends list and wait a sec.
I did so because I'm curious. He changed character.
Random guy on other character: Noob! See? Even this char thinks you're a noob!
I lost interest then lol
Random guy: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOB!
me: ?
random guy: Noob noob noob noob noob!
me: Why are you calling me a noob?
random guy: Wait invite me to friends list and wait a sec.
I did so because I'm curious. He changed character.
Random guy on other character: Noob! See? Even this char thinks you're a noob!
I lost interest then lol
BenjZee
Ahile ago.....
Aww crap the monk and elly left.
me: Don't worry i have herpes
group: ???
me: oh shit one letter to the left makes unfortunate typo
Aww crap the monk and elly left.
me: Don't worry i have herpes
group: ???
me: oh shit one letter to the left makes unfortunate typo
StormDragonZ
*playing on my female Necromancer*
Me: WTS Random Green Items
Other Person: 5k for all
Me: Works for me. Where to meet?
Other Person: Nvm i don't buy from guys who play on chick toons.
*switches to male Mesmer*
Me: WTS Random Green Items
Other Person: you again?
Other Person: stop trying to sell crap on crap accounts. Go play WOW.
Me: WTS Random Green Items
Other Person: 5k for all
Me: Works for me. Where to meet?
Other Person: Nvm i don't buy from guys who play on chick toons.
*switches to male Mesmer*
Me: WTS Random Green Items
Other Person: you again?
Other Person: stop trying to sell crap on crap accounts. Go play WOW.
The Lost Explorer
In AB:
guy: Everyone go to middle
Me: No 4-4-4 plz
guy: STFU NOOB Mob = Win!
Me: ok w/e....
2 Mins after, Other Team wins
Me: Mob=Win?
Guy: STFU Noob there mob was bigger so we failed
Me: /sigh right right stupid me
i swear......i lol'd in rl tho
....
guy: Everyone go to middle
Me: No 4-4-4 plz
guy: STFU NOOB Mob = Win!
Me: ok w/e....
2 Mins after, Other Team wins
Me: Mob=Win?
Guy: STFU Noob there mob was bigger so we failed
Me: /sigh right right stupid me
i swear......i lol'd in rl tho
....
street peddler
*generic smite monk casts Ray of Judgment*
dumbest thing iver ever seen
dumbest thing iver ever seen
eljer
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Originally Posted by SmithyBen
Ahile ago.....
Aww crap the monk and elly left. me: Don't worry i have herpes group: ??? me: oh shit one letter to the left makes unfortunate typo |
StormX
So we're in the snowball arena. My team is Grenth and the other team is Dwayna. This dude from the opposing team asked how to get the skill Holiday Blues. Someone told him to bring a present to Grenth, and he brought it over to our side. Not surprisingly his teammates weren't too pleased:
My monk's name is gatekeeper radik. It fools people. Sometimes.
A few seconds later...
translated: Asdsd, you are a scammer. Waiting here all day, have you earned enough by scamming to buy your mom a coffin?
In Kaineng====
Guy A: "WTB unded pig!!!"
Guy B: "Undead pig? Oh no...its a HAMPIRE!"
In Etnaran====
X : "lol one wammo and one nigro"
Y: "Nigro? Is that a racist class?"
I found out that nigromante=necro in Spanish =.=
own age myname
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Originally Posted by The Lost Explorer
In AB:
guy: Everyone go to middle Me: No 4-4-4 plz guy: STFU NOOB Mob = Win! Me: ok w/e.... 2 Mins after, Other Team wins Me: Mob=Win? Guy: STFU Noob there mob was bigger so we failed Me: /sigh right right stupid me i swear......i lol'd in rl tho .... |
Kamakazi112
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Originally Posted by Sword Hammer Axe
I just got legendary vanquisher and I got 6 congrats for that title from random people who probably saw me get it while in outpost. I like that ^^ and a 7th comment:
Random guy: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOB! me: ? random guy: Noob noob noob noob noob! me: Why are you calling me a noob? random guy: Wait invite me to friends list and wait a sec. I did so because I'm curious. He changed character. Random guy on other character: Noob! See? Even this char thinks you're a noob! I lost interest then lol |
/win
Wish Swiftdeath
http://www.teamquitter.com/phpBB2/vi...4d0443b4033af0
Funniest shit ever
poor guy
Edit: 2nd page will make you understand
Funniest shit ever
poor guy
Edit: 2nd page will make you understand
NuclearSlug
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Originally Posted by Sword Hammer Axe
Hmmmm funniest moment... Would have to be in Old Ascalon where a guy needed a run.
Me: Running to LA 2 k a person Goof: Can I come? Me: Sure, as long as you can pay ^^ Goof: Ummmm I can't really pay Me: Well I am not going to run for free you know. Maybe if you have something decent for trading? Goof: I have 100^ red iris flowers Me: Sorry that's not enough. Goof: I can also suck your nipples interactively Me: You can what? (I ended up running him just for the heck of it and sure enough he wrote *sucks ******'s nipples* once every 10 seconds XD) |
I'm in tears I'm laughing so hard!
Archress Shayleigh
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Originally Posted by Horus
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mr monk rupsie
This quote is way back when Guildwars came out. I was in the Shiverpeaks near droknars forge. And I joined a group so we could go to the next mission.
W/mo: You are a monk
Me: So?
W/mo: Kick him!
Me: Why?
W/mo: You dont do any damage!!!!!
Me:.........
W/mo: You are a monk
Me: So?
W/mo: Kick him!
Me: Why?
W/mo: You dont do any damage!!!!!
Me:.........
RedNova88
Ya know? I thought I already posted in this thread but it says I haven't sooooooo...
The last one I thought was funny, mostly because some people from Raining Fame were hassling a guildie and close friend because we coincidentally ended up with the same tag as them. They were convinced we were trying to spoof them. Our guild name was Flied Lice You Plick so the tag needed to be asian I guess.
The last one I thought was funny, mostly because some people from Raining Fame were hassling a guildie and close friend because we coincidentally ended up with the same tag as them. They were convinced we were trying to spoof them. Our guild name was Flied Lice You Plick so the tag needed to be asian I guess.
Rice
The funniest thing i ever heard:
I was few years back when mini pig (not celestial) was first introduced in the game. It was very popular in the first week, but the week after u cant even sell it for 1k. And i was in Ha with my guild, and there was a random dude spaming in ALL chat with random mom jokes. One of my guildie responded with this:
Guildie: "Ur mom is like a mini pig, last week everyone had her, this week nobody wants her".
I almost pissed in my pants when i heard it lol.
I was few years back when mini pig (not celestial) was first introduced in the game. It was very popular in the first week, but the week after u cant even sell it for 1k. And i was in Ha with my guild, and there was a random dude spaming in ALL chat with random mom jokes. One of my guildie responded with this:
Guildie: "Ur mom is like a mini pig, last week everyone had her, this week nobody wants her".
I almost pissed in my pants when i heard it lol.
Eragon Zarroc
someone being chased by a huge mob of vaettir yelling on vent "STOP TOUCHING MEEEE"
Sword Hammer Axe
another funny XD I seem to get loads of them. This one is more simple:
Sin got owned by touch ranger (they're still around?? o.0). Before we lost RA match:
Sin: Perv
Ranger: Whatever you want me to be baby ;D
I lol'd in real life XD
Sin got owned by touch ranger (they're still around?? o.0). Before we lost RA match:
Sin: Perv
Ranger: Whatever you want me to be baby ;D
I lol'd in real life XD
super strokey
I remember when monk runes were like 5k and I was making a 55 for the first time. I posted a WTB and a guy offered me one at 10k, i told him it was 5k or something at the trader and why would i pay more than that. He then started to say how its for a 55 and that i was a noob for making the comparison. I couldnt help but laugh.
Sir Skullcrasher
"Me failed GW, thats unpossible!!"
Zodiac Meteor
People have feelings but not brains.
glacialphoenix
I was doing one of the Ascalon missions in HM with my boyfriend, and we're both paper armour casters. There was a warrior who was going LFG HM, and we invited him into our party. About a couple of minutes into the mission, we notice he's tagging kind of slowly behind us.
Me: Hey, you OK? Lagging or something?
War: No.
Me: So... um, why're you walking slowly behind us?
War: ...I'm afraid they'll damage me.
It took a lot of persuading to get him to go in front, which largely involved me going "I'm a monk, it's my job to watch your ass and heal you when you take damage! You are not going to die!"
Things started speeding up once he was actively involved and not trying to hide behind the paper-armor casters.
Me: Hey, you OK? Lagging or something?
War: No.
Me: So... um, why're you walking slowly behind us?
War: ...I'm afraid they'll damage me.
It took a lot of persuading to get him to go in front, which largely involved me going "I'm a monk, it's my job to watch your ass and heal you when you take damage! You are not going to die!"
Things started speeding up once he was actively involved and not trying to hide behind the paper-armor casters.
Sword Hammer Axe
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Originally Posted by Zodiac Meteor
People have feelings but not brains. |
Spinny
Was playing some IWAY in HA for the lolz, when we were vsing the npc's i accidently tabbed on the ele instead of mes and ran to far and started timer, only to hear a dumb war cry out 'OMFG GO LEARN IWAY NOOB'.
I found it amusing at least, seeing he was some R4, WHICH, he probably got from IWAYing fame.
I found it amusing at least, seeing he was some R4, WHICH, he probably got from IWAYing fame.
The Real Avalon
Alright.
D A R K S O I F O N
the funiest thing i have stubled across was in ha when it was double ha/batlh weekend and there where 3 rank 9's formin with this as there info.
R8+ group searching for horny girls to have a sexy party. Must be exp and have vent, self invite.
R8+ group searching for horny girls to have a sexy party. Must be exp and have vent, self invite.
fowlero
Yes thread necromancy, but good thread, and hopefully others have something to post.
First thing to make me genuinely laugh off guild wars chat outside of vent in ages:
First thing to make me genuinely laugh off guild wars chat outside of vent in ages:
Uriel_Wolfblood
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Originally Posted by Sword Hammer Axe
another funny XD I seem to get loads of them. This one is more simple:
Sin got owned by touch ranger (they're still around?? o.0). Before we lost RA match: Sin: Perv Ranger: Whatever you want me to be baby ;D I lol'd in real life XD |
. But seriously I do love to go to RA and dust off the old touch build just for defecation and laughter. Laughter coming from the countless "NOOB" comments.Quote:
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Originally Posted by Rice
The funniest thing i ever heard:
I was few years back when mini pig (not celestial) was first introduced in the game. It was very popular in the first week, but the week after u cant even sell it for 1k. And i was in Ha with my guild, and there was a random dude spaming in ALL chat with random mom jokes. One of my guildie responded with this: Guildie: "Ur mom is like a mini pig, last week everyone had her, this week nobody wants her". I almost pissed in my pants when i heard it lol. |
Zebideedee
I chuckled at an exchange of words between alliance members the other day. It went something like this...
1. "Anyone have a 40/40set?"
2. "For?"
1. "Me"
lol, just made me laugh
1. "Anyone have a 40/40set?"
2. "For?"
1. "Me"
lol, just made me laugh
talon994
''Man, JQ needs to be put on Observer mode.''
I lol'd hard
I lol'd hard