That is to say, if you could modify Guild Wars in a certain way that it would cause unspeakable frustration to general players and give you immense amusement watching it, what would you change/add?
I might add a little randomly triggered knock-down on any moving players. Basically, if a player's character is moving, they have a chance to randomly get knocked down.
I also think having random spawn of mobs using Ursan Blessing and Zaishen emote on deach characters would be quite amusing.
Edit: Also, make a character drop all his/her gold upon death and also place a chance for him/her to drop their equipped weapon.
If you could F-up Guild Wars however you wanted...
poasiods
Stolen Souls
Make everyone look like stickmen again, and remove Ursan and Protective Spirit from the game.
Clarissa F
Sorry, but Anet already used all my ideas.
-"How's that working for you? Being clever?"
-"How's that working for you? Being clever?"
kratimas
I would add loot scaling.
Oh wait !
Oh wait !
Darklight Derv
Nerf Ursan so it does a lot less damage.
Dark-NighT
I think removing all pvp titles would do a pretty good job at starting a riot in gw.
Oh and for the heck of it i would also get rid of ursan and let decent builds come back again.
Oh and for the heck of it i would also get rid of ursan and let decent builds come back again.
jon0592
You can only use Ursan Blessing in Jade Quarry.
Monk spells cost 25 energy each.
Monk spells cost 25 energy each.
matsif
make ursan stronger
make shadow form last for 45 seconds at 0 shadow arts, the full 60 seconds at 16
make cons free to make, just mats
/end sarcasm
on a serious note, I'd make ecto never drop anymore so that people would bitch about it constantly for like a week. would be hilarious:
"I HAVENT GOTTEN AN ECTO IN A WEEK ON MY PERMA SHADOW FORM!! WTF!!!"
make shadow form last for 45 seconds at 0 shadow arts, the full 60 seconds at 16
make cons free to make, just mats
/end sarcasm
on a serious note, I'd make ecto never drop anymore so that people would bitch about it constantly for like a week. would be hilarious:
"I HAVENT GOTTEN AN ECTO IN A WEEK ON MY PERMA SHADOW FORM!! WTF!!!"
Dallcingi
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I think removing all pvp titles would do a pretty good job at starting a riot in gw.
Oh and for the heck of it i would also get rid of ursan and let decent builds come back again. |
How about remove pve ones! (lol idk if ppls actually care though) oh but then ursan will be gone too!
Curraheeec
Roll the game back to the first week of its existence.. lol
Dark-NighT
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Most people dont care about pvp titles anyways.
How about remove pve ones! (lol idk if ppls actually care though) oh but then ursan will be gone too! |
but removing titles doesnt hurt people enough, ah wait i know, revert the storage to 1 tab and no materials page. there might be a sudden interest in char slots for mules, which is more money for anet lol.
MMSDome
I would remove ecto's from the game and make fow armor free.
Xx_Sorin_xX
random server set backs.
ensoriki
close all portals
And make a message when trying to enter one come in as
"Sorry *insert racial slur* your kinds not allowed"
For pvp buttons and mission buttons it would say
"Insert 25c to continue" and play the ol arcade game over sounds
and change all the music to numa numa
and then roll back the servers all the way back to factions.
But remove all prophecy skills.
Then give everyone pink armor, except for the women characters who have all been deleted because girls don't play games anyways so they were a waste of data.
then make the weekend event loose all items.
Whenever you kill a monster you lose an item from your inventory.
And make every monster except for the ones at shin je monestary have 9000 hp and attack for 2000 damage nearby aoe that enchant strips on each attack (before damage is factored) and remove weapon spells including all the monsters in pre-searing.
Oh and delete the monk and warrior profession
Do I win?
And make a message when trying to enter one come in as
"Sorry *insert racial slur* your kinds not allowed"
For pvp buttons and mission buttons it would say
"Insert 25c to continue" and play the ol arcade game over sounds
and change all the music to numa numa
and then roll back the servers all the way back to factions.
But remove all prophecy skills.
Then give everyone pink armor, except for the women characters who have all been deleted because girls don't play games anyways so they were a waste of data.
then make the weekend event loose all items.
Whenever you kill a monster you lose an item from your inventory.
And make every monster except for the ones at shin je monestary have 9000 hp and attack for 2000 damage nearby aoe that enchant strips on each attack (before damage is factored) and remove weapon spells including all the monsters in pre-searing.
Oh and delete the monk and warrior profession
Do I win?
natural_Causes
Ursan in PVP
Magikarp
make only spiritwood planks and skree wings be the only thing in the game worth more than 5k. why?
why NOT? (lol)
why NOT? (lol)
Sniper22
separate pvp and pve... ah crap
mrmango
lol I bet you farmed them Magikarp. 
haha
I would add in random rickrolls in elite areas.
haha
I would add in random rickrolls in elite areas.
theonetheonlybruce
every 5 min random porn adds pop up oh and that guy who goes congratulation u have just won a new ipod
Zena Starlight
I would buff it to add 50 damage every attack. Then make all mobs have five Ursans, one Imbagon, and two healer's boon monks.
Then people might realize why PvE skills are overpowered...
Then people might realize why PvE skills are overpowered...
FlamingMetroid
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close all portals
And make a message when trying to enter one come in as "Sorry *insert racial slur* your kinds not allowed" For pvp buttons and mission buttons it would say "Insert 25c to continue" and play the ol arcade game over sounds and change all the music to numa numa and then roll back the servers all the way back to factions. But remove all prophecy skills. Then give everyone pink armor, except for the women characters who have all been deleted because girls don't play games anyways so they were a waste of data. then make the weekend event loose all items. Whenever you kill a monster you lose an item from your inventory. And make every monster except for the ones at shin je monestary have 9000 hp and attack for 2000 damage nearby aoe that enchant strips on each attack (before damage is factored) and remove weapon spells including all the monsters in pre-searing. Oh and delete the monk and warrior profession Do I win? |
icanhas12?
Lord Sojar
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Originally Posted by Stolen Souls
remove Protective Spirit from the game.
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MMSDome
O O O i forgot!
Add a 15% account gold tax. Every day your gold supply decreases by 15%!
Add a 15% account gold tax. Every day your gold supply decreases by 15%!
Sorn Xarann
Make Ursan Strike Deal 20 sec of deepwound at r10 norn.
Gift3d
remove ursan
remove consumables
remove traps
remove random arenas
remove team arenas
remove consumables
remove traps
remove random arenas
remove team arenas
MisterT69
Ursan in PVP, remove the energy degen. Double the damage of 1 and 2 on the ursan bar, make the 33%speed boost 50% and permanent, make ursan roar instant recharge, and cause KD and weakness, and make all ursan skills 1 sec recharge, and have ursan rage cause 3 sec KD. 
DDD. Oh but it doesn't end there. I will create two more modes, super easy, and super hard mode. As the name implies, they are super version of NM and HM 
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GaaaaaH
I'd make all skills easily interruptible - G'bye Into Mesmers/Rangers Usefullness
Then everyone would take an IAS for "leet" into skills
edit: and put in the hamsterdance/crazy frog as alternating tracks in all areas AND NO VOLUME CONTROL
Then everyone would take an IAS for "leet" into skills
edit: and put in the hamsterdance/crazy frog as alternating tracks in all areas AND NO VOLUME CONTROL
-rightuos-
Eliminate all res shrines except ones near zones
Add PlayNC coins to online store to purchase all weapons armor or upgrades in game.
Add to Online store for purchase with PlayNC coins a cost to use PVE only skills for "X" amount of minutes.
When WTS, or WTB is used in all chat auto ban takes effect and account banned for 6 hours.
Add to online store PlayNC coin cost of "X" amount to remove 1 hour of ban.
I think that would cause a stir :P
Add PlayNC coins to online store to purchase all weapons armor or upgrades in game.
Add to Online store for purchase with PlayNC coins a cost to use PVE only skills for "X" amount of minutes.
When WTS, or WTB is used in all chat auto ban takes effect and account banned for 6 hours.
Add to online store PlayNC coin cost of "X" amount to remove 1 hour of ban.
I think that would cause a stir :P
Riceboi
Erase all accounts and make everyone start from scratch. Everything is reset to when prophecies first came out. The current nerfs are still in place, but no one has any money, weapons, titles, pets, nothing.
NYC Elite
Random rick rolls and pop-ups during any explorable, mission, quest, etc.
Change everyone's weapon skins to candy cane or starter skins.
Remove all titles from the game.
Have stacks and stacks of ecto drop in all outposts every few minutes for a week.
Replace all monsters in all elite areas with lvl 1 mudkips.
Change max damage to all weapons to 0-0.
Change the skins and AL of all armor to that of common starter armor.
Free mini panda, beetle, ghostly, naga, vizu, yeti, oni, gwen, etc. handouts to everyone on their first day birthday.
Ursan is now a PvP skill and all of it's skills instantly kill target foe and all of that foe's party members. While under Ursan Blessing, you gain +10 energy regeneration.
Instead of GvG matches and guild halls there will now be diplomat halls. When guilds are paired up they are placed in a diplomat hall and sit at a round table. Here the guilds discuss how they can work out a truce and resolve their differences in a kind and peaceful manner with a binding contract.
You can now join a party for RA.
Newbie PvP arenas now allow lvl 20's.
Remove all dye and runes from the game.
All monsters in PvE are now lvl 100, have 1,000,000 health, 1000 energy, and run the newly buffed Ursan Blessing.
Roll all characters back to lvl 1.
Remove elite skills from the game.
All skills are now unlinked and require no energy and their effects are very minimal.
When using a signet of capture on a boss, you die instantly, err7, your character is deleted, and GW uninstalls while your computer explodes.
Instead of missions, the game plays rick rolls for an hour.
Consumable use results in an effect similar to the use of signet of captures.
Game dead. What do I win?
Change everyone's weapon skins to candy cane or starter skins.
Remove all titles from the game.
Have stacks and stacks of ecto drop in all outposts every few minutes for a week.
Replace all monsters in all elite areas with lvl 1 mudkips.
Change max damage to all weapons to 0-0.
Change the skins and AL of all armor to that of common starter armor.
Free mini panda, beetle, ghostly, naga, vizu, yeti, oni, gwen, etc. handouts to everyone on their first day birthday.
Ursan is now a PvP skill and all of it's skills instantly kill target foe and all of that foe's party members. While under Ursan Blessing, you gain +10 energy regeneration.
Instead of GvG matches and guild halls there will now be diplomat halls. When guilds are paired up they are placed in a diplomat hall and sit at a round table. Here the guilds discuss how they can work out a truce and resolve their differences in a kind and peaceful manner with a binding contract.
You can now join a party for RA.
Newbie PvP arenas now allow lvl 20's.
Remove all dye and runes from the game.
All monsters in PvE are now lvl 100, have 1,000,000 health, 1000 energy, and run the newly buffed Ursan Blessing.
Roll all characters back to lvl 1.
Remove elite skills from the game.
All skills are now unlinked and require no energy and their effects are very minimal.
When using a signet of capture on a boss, you die instantly, err7, your character is deleted, and GW uninstalls while your computer explodes.
Instead of missions, the game plays rick rolls for an hour.
Consumable use results in an effect similar to the use of signet of captures.
Game dead. What do I win?
Pandora1
- Better Armor (Including lowering down the prices).
- No more retarded quests. Create more complex quests that would involve time and teamship.
- Better Faces, jesus christ. My grandma looks hotter than that!
- Make it so males won't have freaking huge necks!
- The ability to buy Special Events items from a merchant (will clost a bit though)
- improve the economy (include a more better trading system and ad system).
- Rangers will be called Archers
- Ele's will be called Druids
- Dervishes to Darvishes
- All dervish armor will cover eyes (because it looks cool like that).
- Will delete the whole Factions campaign and move it to a different land, better storyline, and better classes.
- Add Scarves!
- Make it so assassins won't look so scrawny and asian.
- Remove protective spirit.
- add dragons to the game
- Change 'Guild Wars' to a different name, because it's more like GW is like "Farming Wars" then A Pvp bases game.
- No more pre searing, cuz thats retarded as well.
- More better hair styles.
- More weapons
- add 40 more sets of armor to each class.
- Plantinum will be now refered as silver.
Well. lol. thats my opinions.
Riceboi
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When using a signet of capture on a boss, you die instantly, err7, your character is deleted, and GW uninstalls while your computer explodes.
Game dead. What do I win? |
HAHHHAHAHA, game dead? More like person dead!
NYC Elite
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HAHHHAHAHA, game dead? More like person dead!
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yeah_hi
No Regular or Hard modes - just Hardcore mode - When you die, you can never play that character again.
In addition: Make all towns open PvP.
In addition: Make all towns open PvP.
DarkNecrid
i would make every spell have a 0s recharge, a 0s activation time, and cost no energy.
Spam that shit.
Spam that shit.
Pandora1
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In addition: Make all towns open PvP.
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NYC Elite
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Originally Posted by Pandora1
Hehe, pre searing, lvl1's fighting to death.
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Gwmaster
there is a 50% chance to get 3 stacks of ecto drop from monsters...
"-added new environment effects, player that walk in rocky/snowy terrains have a chance to fall now, when a player falls he may suffer from cripple, deepwound or bleeding,"
"-decreased shadow form duration from to 10 seconds"
"-protective spirit is a monster skill now"
"-FoW armor means nothing now, so everyone has one for free when starting a character"(sarcasm)
-added new dance effects
"-now, when assassins do the robot dance, they gain 1000 armor and backfires damage back to enemies"
"-when an male elementalist dances, party member get their mind blown, which causes bleeding and deep wound"
"-mesmers loose 1000 armor and virility while dancing"
weapon updates
"-Ball hammers now add +20 to balls, which is great for warrior/monks"
"-storm bows now have a chance to kill players and party members when entering in contact with water"
"-candy cane weapons and all sugar items now have an expiration date"
"-if players drink too much alcohol in towns, town guardians may spawn and ban them for 2 days"
-added a new dungeon to the guildwars prophecies.
Gwmaster's Inferno
new challenges await players entering this dungeon,new items, such as The Gmaster's blade, which kills every foe in the radar zone everytime your character blinks his eyes.
New epic boss to defeat, the Gwmaster, when facing him watch for female characters, since he may charm them make them their sexy slaves of hell.
-When fighting him, male characters cant gain morale from items or foes,they loose all virility and become female characters...
-if you die or become a female character, that character belongs to the gwmaster and looses all items, player must then start a new character.
"-added new environment effects, player that walk in rocky/snowy terrains have a chance to fall now, when a player falls he may suffer from cripple, deepwound or bleeding,"
"-decreased shadow form duration from to 10 seconds"
"-protective spirit is a monster skill now"
"-FoW armor means nothing now, so everyone has one for free when starting a character"(sarcasm)
-added new dance effects
"-now, when assassins do the robot dance, they gain 1000 armor and backfires damage back to enemies"
"-when an male elementalist dances, party member get their mind blown, which causes bleeding and deep wound"
"-mesmers loose 1000 armor and virility while dancing"
weapon updates
"-Ball hammers now add +20 to balls, which is great for warrior/monks"
"-storm bows now have a chance to kill players and party members when entering in contact with water"
"-candy cane weapons and all sugar items now have an expiration date"
"-if players drink too much alcohol in towns, town guardians may spawn and ban them for 2 days"
-added a new dungeon to the guildwars prophecies.
Gwmaster's Inferno
new challenges await players entering this dungeon,new items, such as The Gmaster's blade, which kills every foe in the radar zone everytime your character blinks his eyes.
New epic boss to defeat, the Gwmaster, when facing him watch for female characters, since he may charm them make them their sexy slaves of hell.
-When fighting him, male characters cant gain morale from items or foes,they loose all virility and become female characters...
-if you die or become a female character, that character belongs to the gwmaster and looses all items, player must then start a new character.
Skye Marin
Make the mission automatically fail as soon as a req 9 Eternal Blade is dropped for a player.
Oh, wait...
Oh, wait...
KamikazeChicken
Ban everybody from the game. You'd get all kinds of amusement from the forums then.