Funny incorrect pronunciations

Moral55

Moral55

Frost Gate Guardian

Join Date: Mar 2007

SNOW

E/Me

Wiki link to battery

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Battery_(electricity)

This is the method in witch they are referred.

Kusandaa

Kusandaa

Forge Runner

Join Date: Jul 2006

N/Mo

Silver armor. Fractions. Common mistakes I see. Oh and Fissure of Wow.

Took us a while to get that Aatxe was pronounced ah-chee and not aa-taxe. I call 'em cows anyways...

One of my alliance members sounded like this:
"Ex-andaa, can I haxe you a question? Do you have any ek toes?"
(Xander, can I ask you a question? Do you have any ectos?)

I use "Bacon of Dorknar" instead of "Beacon of Droknar"; the result of drowsiness in a dungeon. My alliance seems to find it funny 'cause of my accent. x]

Taurucis

Jungle Guide

Join Date: Jul 2006

The edge of reason

I don't play any more.

W/E

Where's the good old "i just beat my doobler" guy?

Can't believe no one's mentioned that yet.

stretchs

stretchs

Jungle Guide

Join Date: Sep 2007

Untimely Demise [Err了] - SOHK

I had always called them AT-sees. I do hear alot of mispoken names names on vent, it makes me chuckle, the sliver/silver armor one i was guilty of just not reading the skill name that well.

Stolen Souls

Stolen Souls

Desert Nomad

Join Date: Feb 2006

Quote:
Originally Posted by FrAnt1c²
Ehm, I always pronounce it a aat - kse
Same here.

I've heard people pronounce it a large variety of ways over Vent...from "Attacks" to "Axe", to "Aat-kse" and so on.





"Looking for run to DORKS!"

"Sorry, I can't do Cantha. I don't have Fractions."

"WTB Elite Rit Tomb"

^not really pronounciation, but spelling errors that annoy me a lot...

Dronte

Dronte

Grotto Attendant

Join Date: Sep 2006

Quote:
Originally Posted by Turtle222
one thing i utterly despise is when people say TOMBS. TOMES PEOPLE TTTTTTOOOMMMMMMMEEEEEESSSSSSSS. Tomes. Plural of Tome. How the hell does it make sense to learn a skill by studying a tomb? that is just ridiculous
Agree on this one, not funny though. Thats the most annoying thing ever.

BenjZee

BenjZee

Forge Runner

Join Date: Dec 2006

The Overacheivers [Club]

Mo/

I would say Art axe for some reason. anyway im usually writing it so i dont say it out loud

distilledwill

distilledwill

Forge Runner

Join Date: Sep 2006

Blighty

The Legion of the Blue Blade

R/Mo

Arrrrrrcks! thats how i say it, anything sounds good if you overextend the first syllable. fact.

Quote:
Originally Posted by Taurucis
Where's the good old "i just beat my doobler" guy?

Can't believe no one's mentioned that yet.
see here for amusement:

MUST KILL THE DINKLEPOOPLER!

darkdreamr

Frost Gate Guardian

Join Date: Oct 2007

beyond the yellow brick road

She Left With Half My [GeAr]

Me/

X is a tricky letter. Usually it's pronounced like ks, but at the beginning of a word it can be pronounced like z (Xerox) or sh (Xizor, Xunlai?)

Aatxe is pronounced ah-cheh or ah-chey, with the tx sounding like ch, which is practically tsh.

But if you call them that on vent nobody will understand you.

Rift

Rift

Frost Gate Guardian

Join Date: Jul 2007

Canada

Virtual Love [kiSu]

There were a couple chuckles when I got fed up on vent and exclaimed that all I was getting were these shittin' fragments :3

-Makai-

-Makai-

Jungle Guide

Join Date: May 2007

WA

DH

Rt/

On the topic of misspelling, "ingot" has been spelled incorrectly since the glory days of Ultima Online. Ignots?

Darksun

Darksun

Jungle Guide

Join Date: May 2005

USA

Karr's Castle

W/E

how bout "pronounciations" instead of pronunciations. lol

Actually, my pet peeve is when people say "inscriptable" instead of inscribable. AarRGG!!!
Quote:
Originally Posted by Esan
"Battery" as a combat role entails plinking your enemies with projectiles, not slashing your wrists to feed your medics. I am sure you understood this already, but I am just humoring your faux incomprehension.
Nah, Kakumei is right. Most people use "Battery" to refer to a build that provides energy to others, rather than a build that acts like an artillery piece.

Molock

Desert Nomad

Join Date: Sep 2006

Qu??bec

Legacy of Angels [Halo]

E/

Quote:
Originally Posted by Gift3d
I pronounce aatxes "axes". But i usually just call them goats. I call 75% of the monsters in guild wars goats.
I also pronounce barrage "barridge" just because i refuse to say any word with a french accent. Ever.
Barrage only has a french accent if you say it in french, spoken in good english it doesn't sound french.

I always said "aa-taxes"

Mord Sith Reyna

Ascalonian Squire

Join Date: Feb 2006

Last Platoon [LP]

E/Me

Luxon: Luckson or looshon?

Flame Djinn: Jinn or DuhJinn?

Stygian Veil: Sty- Gee'in (long I sound) or Sti-jee'in

Lich: Like, Lych (long I sound), Leech, Lick or Lich

Justiciar: Just a car or Justi-see-ar

The tombs thing is funny. It's TOMES darn it!

tuna-fish_sushi

tuna-fish_sushi

Desert Nomad

Join Date: Dec 2005

California

E/A

Glob of rectoplasm

Obsidian Shard= Oh-damn-a shard

Aatxe= Axe-tee

Jebus

Wilds Pathfinder

Join Date: Jun 2006

Belgium

Legion of Sacred Light [LSL]

W/

You pronounce Aatxe like Cow.
That's C - O - W.

lyra_song

lyra_song

Hell's Protector

Join Date: Oct 2005

R/Mo

Quote:
Originally Posted by Espartaco
Essence of Celerity = Essence of Celery
Hee hee hee...that really made me giggle.

I personally say "Attacks" aa-che sounds like portugese axé

I pronounce Luxon as " Loo-tsion"

Nessar

Nessar

Krytan Explorer

Join Date: Jun 2008

West Siiiiiiiiiiiiiide

Gwen Has A Thing For [Pyre]

I see a new misspelling of Altheas Ashes every single day. I've seen it spelled so many different times, it shocks me when someone spells it right. But that's what I get for sitting in Piken.

I've seen 'fractions', 'prophices', 'blob of ecto'..lots...It makes my head spin :x

Also, I pronounce Aatxe as Ah-Tax :3

Tatile

Tatile

Desert Nomad

Join Date: Sep 2007

Stygian Disciples of Tenebrasus

N/Me

Quote:
Originally Posted by Mord Sith Reyna
Luxon: Luckson or looshon?

Flame Djinn: Jinn or DuhJinn?

Stygian Veil: Sty- Gee'in (long I sound) or Sti-jee'in

Lich: Like, Lych (long I sound), Leech, Lick or Lich

Justiciar: Just a car or Justi-see-ar

The tombs thing is funny. It's TOMES darn it!
LUX-on
Jinn (hard 'jay')
Long I, slightly soft g
Lich (high I?)
Just-ee-car

But that's just me, raised in South East England by a father from the North and a mother from South Africa, whilst being influenced by students from all over the world (lived near a University famed for being one of the best when it comes to Hospitality and Management courses). Of course every now and then I get lazy and words suddenly loose letters and syllables.

Edit: Kusandaa, bacon is awesome.

Stolen Souls

Stolen Souls

Desert Nomad

Join Date: Feb 2006

Quote:
Originally Posted by Mord Sith Reyna
Luxon: Luckson or looshon?

Flame Djinn: Jinn or DuhJinn?

Stygian Veil: Sty- Gee'in (long I sound) or Sti-jee'in

Lich: Like, Lych (long I sound), Leech, Lick or Lich

Justiciar: Just a car or Justi-see-ar

The tombs thing is funny. It's TOMES darn it!

Lux-in (imo)
Jin (imo)
Sti-jee'in (small "i" sound) http://dictionary.reference.com/browse/stygian (hard to show via text so I linkified it)
Lich (exactly how its spelled)
jus-ti-she-er http://dictionary.reference.com/browse/Justiciar (hard to show via text so I linkified it)

Snow Bunny

Snow Bunny

Alcoholic From Yale

Join Date: Jul 2007

Strong Foreign Policy [sFp]

On the subject of Bladed Aatxes. It's a Bladed Attacks to me, I don't care what you say. Doesn't anyone else do that when they read something that would take too much effort to actually pronounce? Like with Hermoine in harry potter, I simply assigned her as "hermine". I don't know what Djinn's pronunciation is, but I roll with "Jin"

Inscribable =/= inscriptable
tome =/= tomb
elemental =/= elementary
primeval =/= primal
voltaic =/= voltage

Team Ramrod

Ascalonian Squire

Join Date: Sep 2007

[Here]

People saying smithing instead of smiting, its pretty annoying

Snograt

Snograt

rattus rattus

Join Date: Jan 2006

London, UK GMT??0 ??1hr DST

[GURU]GW [wiki]GW2

R/

Stygian is easy. Stygian refers to the river Styx, which is pronounced sticks.
Take the first part of sticks - sti - and add jee-un. Sti-jee-un.

Phonetic spelling never makes much sense - and I never understood those weird IPA things wikipedia uses :/

(Dictionary.com says /ˈstɪdʒiən/Pronunciation[stij-ee-uhn] which is what I just said ^^

Monk of Demise

Academy Page

Join Date: Dec 2007

Atlanta, GA

Droknars Arena Dogs

Mo/R

Quote:
Originally Posted by Phaern Majes
I call them A-taxes (long A sound). I know its wrong, but its easiest for me that way.
Me too

12 chars

Darksun

Darksun

Jungle Guide

Join Date: May 2005

USA

Karr's Castle

W/E

Quote:
Originally Posted by lyra_song
I pronounce Luxon as " Loo-tsion"
Don't the characters SAY Luxon & Kurzick in the cut scenes? they are pronounced :
LUX-ōn
KER-zik

Tatile

Tatile

Desert Nomad

Join Date: Sep 2007

Stygian Disciples of Tenebrasus

N/Me

Quote:
Originally Posted by Darksun
Don't the characters SAY Luxon & Kurzick in the cut scenes? they are pronounced :
LUX-ōn
KER-zik
Who plays with the sound turned on anyway? That may, in fact, be the problem :\

Tingi

Tingi

Wilds Pathfinder

Join Date: Dec 2005

Mo/

Quote:
Originally Posted by Inger
I was just exploring the wiki page on bladed aatxes when I noticed the trivia at the bottom. It said that aatxe is pronounced ah-che, now I don't know if this is true but if it is, I've been pronouncing it quite incorrect for the last 2 years. All this time I've always pronounced aatxe as axe-atee and now that I look carefully at this, it sure seems completely incorrect .

So basically I'm wondering what kind of funny incorrect pronunciations have you guys had, could be a friend who corrected you or maybe one of the in game cutscenes.
lol...I've always pronounced it like "at-axe" for some wierd reason...

lyra_song

lyra_song

Hell's Protector

Join Date: Oct 2005

R/Mo

Quote:
Originally Posted by Darksun
Don't the characters SAY Luxon & Kurzick in the cut scenes? they are pronounced :
LUX-ōn
KER-zik
I dont really care what the characters say, since they actors paid to read.

If Cantha is based on asia, then Luxon should be pronounced with the X a "sh/ch" sound.

Luxon with the hard X is a western pronounciation.

Its not Mex-i-co. Its Me-"Shi"-co.

Tender Care

Tender Care

Desert Nomad

Join Date: May 2008

Blackwater Park

MpF

P/

A norwegain, danish or swedish could pronounce it Otxe....

cosyfiep

cosyfiep

are we there yet?

Join Date: Dec 2005

in a land far far away

guild? I am supposed to have a guild?

Rt/

always been an ax to me...(axes plural)....never worried about how to pronounce it as I dont have vent and my husband knows what I am talking about---so its mute.

now
Requirement does NOT begin with a "Q"!!!!!!!!!

Gun Pierson

Gun Pierson

Forge Runner

Join Date: Feb 2006

Belgium

PIMP

Mo/

Quote:
Originally Posted by FrAnt1c²
Ehm, I always pronounce it a aat - kse
I'm flemmish, from Belgium too and it's funny you pronounced it like me and my friends did until recently as I saw the trivia the OP talks about.

Tender Care

Tender Care

Desert Nomad

Join Date: May 2008

Blackwater Park

MpF

P/

Quote:
Originally Posted by cosyfiep
always been an ax to me...(axes plural)....never worried about how to pronounce it as I dont have vent and my husband knows what I am talking about---so its mute.

now
Requirement does NOT begin with a "Q"!!!!!!!!!
Infact weapons in Kamadan are QUIRED 8, 9, 10.......

Warwick

Pre-Searing Cadet

Join Date: May 2008

Unguilded [lol]

D/E

I've been calling them At-Ex's

isamu kurosawa

isamu kurosawa

Desert Nomad

Join Date: Nov 2005

United Kingdom

Me/

Quote:
Originally Posted by Jebus
You pronounce Aatxe like Cow.
That's C - O - W.
Yep, and Grasping Darkness is pronounced "squid".
Grasp of Insanity = Little bastards.

Tombs/tomes is also one of my pet peeves.

The worst i have seen yet though, was a guild member who no matter how many times he was corrected called fow "Fisher of wow". Now im sure they do have fishing in world of warcraft, but this is guild wars.
He seid we where all taking the piss beccause "fissure of woe" makes no sense.

I don't see how people can mispronounce lich, luxon or justiciar though as they are all pronounced in cutscenes. Djinn is pronounced "Djinn", just less emphasis on the D.

There also seem to be a ton of culturally ignorant players who cannot pronounce a single character name in factions unless its "Chan".

Quote:
Originally Posted by lyra_song
I dont really care what the characters say, since they actors paid to read.

If Cantha is based on asia, then Luxon should be pronounced with the X a "sh/ch" sound.

Luxon with the hard X is a western pronounciation.

Its not Mex-i-co. Its Me-"Shi"-co.
Yet if you pat attention to the storyline, the luxon culture is based on roman/greek influences, only cantha itself is asian.
How many asians have you met named "archemorus"?
Kurzick is based on germanic/eastern european culture hence "brauer" and "durheim".

Bryant Again

Bryant Again

Hall Hero

Join Date: Feb 2006

I just gave up and called them "attock-zees".

"Fissure of Woah" will always be an old-time favorite, though : )

Angelus...

Angelus...

Lion's Arch Merchant

Join Date: Oct 2007

Webel Wising [wawr]

I always pronounced them "a-taxi"

I also find the common mistake with Sliver Armor, and how so many people thought (and still do >_>) that it is Silver Armor.

Bryant Again

Bryant Again

Hall Hero

Join Date: Feb 2006

Quote:
Originally Posted by Angelus...
I also find the common mistake with Sliver Armor, and how so many people thought (and still do >_>) that it is Silver Armor.
Both make sense, really. It can be seen as "shiny and reflective as smooth silver" or something, so that like the damage you inflict bounces right back. Plus it's got a shiny knight in the icon.

Nonetheless, I'm really not going to nit-pick about the mistakes as long as people know what they're talking about.

Three Pounds

Academy Page

Join Date: May 2006

United States

Rebel Rising [rawr]

Mo/

The ones that have always gotten me are:

Aegis: Aey-guess as opposed to the correct pronunciation Eee-giss
Maelstrom: Male-storm ^^

jammerpa

jammerpa

Lion's Arch Merchant

Join Date: May 2006

Sunny FLA

Omega Knights

N/Me

When the deep first opened up, people on vent called Kanaxai = Can -ax - eee or Can - ax - eye

I believe the proper pronunciation is Khan - a - shy.

Correct me if I'm wrong please.

Chthon

Grotto Attendant

Join Date: Apr 2007

Quote:
Originally Posted by Stormlord Alex
So, yeah - ah-che is correct.

I don't care though, ah-che doesn't roll off the tongue as easy as ah-tax
I've always said "ah-tax" too, but I guess I'll try to train myself to say it right.

Quote:
Originally Posted by tmakinen
And why do people keep writing ataxe or aataxe?
1. We can't spell it phonetically because we don't know how it's pronounced. At least we didn't until recently. But that doesn't help, since "aatxe" resembles "ah-che" only the the presence of the letter "a."

2. "Aatxe" is not a valid letter combination under the rules of English spelling/phonology. We're uncomfortable with "Aa" at the start of a word, but we'll pronounce it as a single "a" for loan words like "aardvark" -- which we consistently misspell as "ardvark." (It's also in onomatopoeia like "aargh!" signifying a loooong "a.") A "tx" in the middle of a word is flat out. We can't even hope to pronounce it. It's not a valid compound consonant, and there can't be a syllable break between them since "X" cannot start a syllable unless it also starts the word (except for some silly British variants on "tion").

The result is that we (unconsciously) try to conform it to the rules of spelling/phonology by breaking up the "aa" and the "tx." Move an "a" and you get "ataxe," which is at least pronounceable as an English word. And, coincidentally, more closely mirrors how I tend to say it, "ah-tax." Sometimes I remember that their should be a double letter in their somewhere, and that usually leads to "attaxe," since "t" can sometimes be doubled, but never "a" or "x" or "silent e." Since the "e" is silent and non-functional (I haven't the slightest inclination to say "ah-takes" because of it) sometimes it gets dropped, leaving "atax," which my mind realizes is too short to be right, so it must be "attax."

Quote:
Originally Posted by mr_groovy
I refer to them as cows. The graspings are chickens :P
Graspings are clearly squid. However, they may taste like chicken.

Quote:
Originally Posted by Mord Sith Reyna
Luxon: Luckson or looshon?
Pronounced during the cutscenes. Also ripped of from Farscape.

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Flame Djinn: Jinn or DuhJinn?
http://dictionary.reference.com/browse/djinn
I've also heard it pronounced with a non-English consonant that sounds to me like a cross between "J" and "Z".

Quote:
Stygian Veil: Sty- Gee'in (long I sound) or Sti-jee'in

http://dictionary.reference.com/search?r=2&q=stygian


Quote:
Lich: Like, Lych (long I sound), Leech, Lick or Lich
Rhymes with "itch."

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Justiciar: Just a car or Justi-see-ar

http://dictionary.reference.com/browse/Justiciar


Though I may be mistaken, I think I remember it being pronounced differently during a cutscene.

Quote:
Originally Posted by tuna-fish_sushi
Glob of rectoplasm
Yuck.