Funny incorrect pronunciations

Hailfall

Hailfall

Jungle Guide

Join Date: Aug 2005

Germany

Phantom Commando

N/

not an incorrect pronounciation.. but the first time i saw a Necrid Horseman i thought it was Nekkid Horseman.. that made me laugh so now everytime i see that i will say that xD

Lady Syve

Lady Syve

Frost Gate Guardian

Join Date: Mar 2008

PWNZILLA team

X Legion Of Doom X [LOD]

This is a great thread. I actually learned some things and others were cleared up for me. For example, the pronunciation of Stygian and Justiciar. Aatxe is just strange, so I constantly have to correct my self and refrain from calling it an Aatax or something. :P

Arlan

Arlan

Frost Gate Guardian

Join Date: Jun 2005

FaT

Mo/

Quote:
Originally Posted by Gift3d
I also pronounce barrage "barridge" just because i refuse to say any word with a french accent. Ever.
LMAO - great quote (although 'slightly' xenophobic!!) - and I will try the same for a week and see how i get on. Wonder where you're from?

On topic - no, never!!

lyra_song

lyra_song

Hell's Protector

Join Date: Oct 2005

R/Mo

Quote:
Originally Posted by isamu kurosawa
Yet if you pat attention to the storyline, the luxon culture is based on roman/greek influences, only cantha itself is asian.
How many asians have you met named "archemorus"?
Kurzick is based on germanic/eastern european culture hence "brauer" and "durheim".
My father's name is Archiemedes. But he's completely asian :P

Kula

Kula

Lion's Arch Merchant

Join Date: Jun 2005

West Coast, USA

Mo/E

Little Thorn!

and

CHIBICHAINS!!!

lol, Idk why but it just stuck

Darksun

Darksun

Jungle Guide

Join Date: May 2005

USA

Karr's Castle

W/E

Quote:
Originally Posted by Tatile
Who plays with the sound turned on anyway? That may, in fact, be the problem :\
quite the opposite.
Quote:
Originally Posted by lyra_song
I dont really care what the characters say, since they actors paid to read.
Exactly why he got it right. Correct is whatever the creators say it is.

DarkGanni

DarkGanni

Forge Runner

Join Date: Mar 2006

Malta

[CuTe]

E/

Common one and I hate it: Tombs > It's tomeS

Or the other one Draknar's, Dranknar's..........all failures to say Droknar's -.-

Halmyr

Halmyr

Krytan Explorer

Join Date: Jul 2005

Canada! eh!

~none~

W/Me

Same as a lot of people: Aatxe.....I simply call them Ataxe, seems soooo much more natural and cooler that way :/ but thats just me

Accursed

Accursed

Wilds Pathfinder

Join Date: Sep 2007

I pronouce them "at-axe", but I guess I'm wrong Q_Q.

ApocalypseAzza

Frost Gate Guardian

Join Date: Dec 2005

Xenophobia

W/Mo

i also have always said it as at-axe just because u cant really say it like it is... 'aatxe'

Bo Fairfield

Academy Page

Join Date: Dec 2007

Mu Tants [MU]

Me/

actually, with stygian, if you pronounce it true to latin/greek (or at least my latin professor), the y has a sort of U sound, as in styooogian, with y as a consonant, not vowel.

KiyaKoreena

KiyaKoreena

Desert Nomad

Join Date: Jun 2005

USA

Kirins of Holy Light

N/

We call them attaxes too. :-)

And second calling them Nekkid Horsemans.

dilan155

dilan155

Desert Nomad

Join Date: May 2007

living room

N/

ive always called it a taxes like what you pay when you buy stuff. cant really think of any good mispronounced words.

mrmango

mrmango

Desert Nomad

Join Date: Oct 2006

Southern California

Charter Vanguard [CV]

Me/Rt

Quote:
Originally Posted by Snow Bunny
On the subject of Bladed Aatxes. It's a Bladed Attacks to me, I don't care what you say. Doesn't anyone else do that when they read something that would take too much effort to actually pronounce? Like with Hermoine in harry potter, I simply assigned her as "hermine".
Yea same for Hermoine, and Chilblains as mentioned before. Oh and now I learned how to say Stygian and Justiciar.

Taurucis

Jungle Guide

Join Date: Jul 2006

The edge of reason

I don't play any more.

W/E

Quote:
Originally Posted by Hailfall
not an incorrect pronounciation.. but the first time i saw a Necrid Horseman i thought it was Nekkid Horseman.. that made me laugh so now everytime i see that i will say that xD
I actually yelled "GET THE NECRID HOSEMAN!" when I was pugging Riverside Province on one of my characters...

Bluefeather

Bluefeather

Lion's Arch Merchant

Join Date: Dec 2005

Philippines

[PNOY]

W/R

I was teaching a newbie how to play the game and I told him he just have to press the following keys:

(1) Wan
(2) Tu
(3) Tree
(4) Pur
(5) Payb
(6) Seeks
(7) Sivin
(8) Iyt

I can feel the guy was laughing for no reason so I stopped teaching him. Too bad he didnt learn the last two numbers, (9) Nayn and (10) Tin.

Savio

Savio

Teenager with attitude

Join Date: Jul 2005

Fifteen Over Fifty [Rare]

Quote:
Originally Posted by ApocalypseAzza
i also have always said it as at-axe just because u cant really say it like it is... 'aatxe'
http://bips.bi.ehu.es/tts/tts_en.html

Type in aatxe. Learning new languages is fun!

Sakura Az

Sakura Az

Lion's Arch Merchant

Join Date: Jan 2007

The frozen north

Ambassadors Of Enlightenment [Sage]

A/

Quote:
Originally Posted by Squishy ftw
Just call them cows.
Mad cows.
i call them cows too

Zexua

Zexua

Pre-Searing Cadet

Join Date: Apr 2008

Maryland

Disciples Of Sunset[DusK]

N/Me

a-tax lol yeah that's how i always said it. guildies like saying "cows coming". I have no intent on saying otherwise. i like the phonetic versions. makes it a lot easier at times. i guess it's whatever floats your boat.

itsvictor

itsvictor

Krytan Explorer

Join Date: Jan 2008

Prophecies, can you not read?
Droknar's is that...DROKNAR'S!
I have a pet peeve with ignorance...but more so with stupidity...I pronounce aatxe- axe-te-c(say the letter c) I have no idea why but it stuck with me. Or I just say naggercow (sorry to those that I've offended with that if I did at all, that stuck after my friend kept screaming it on vent >_>)
Tomes not tombs because I don't want burial sites...

Edit: Also using the speech system on windows...Aatxe sounds a lot like Ox except the stressed O sound.

mystical nessAL

Wilds Pathfinder

Join Date: Nov 2006

DDrk

W/Mo

A-Atex. Weird one, lol. :P

Sephiroth Istari

Sephiroth Istari

Lion's Arch Merchant

Join Date: Sep 2006

One really stupid misspelling(and sometimes even pronunciation) is Lion's Arch. The most common one I see is "Loin's Arch." Amusing.

Xunlai Guru Agent

Xunlai Guru Agent

Forge Runner

Join Date: Jun 2006

Quote:
Originally Posted by Kula
CHIBICHAINS!!!
I lol'd .

Zexua

Zexua

Pre-Searing Cadet

Join Date: Apr 2008

Maryland

Disciples Of Sunset[DusK]

N/Me

murakai-- for the longest time i said (mur-oc-key) pfft lol

Targren

Desert Nomad

Join Date: Aug 2007

Primeval Warlords[wuw]

R/

Quote:
Originally Posted by Tender Care
I've seen peeps saying: wtb monk normal TOTEM, instead of Tome....
Not nearly as annoying, IMNSHO, as seeing this spammed constantly.

"WTB monk normal tomb!!!"

I'll put your monk in a tomb, you illiterate maggot...

Tutis Evito

Krytan Explorer

Join Date: Aug 2006

England,UK

Incredible Edible Bookah [YUM]

R/

armbrace > ambrace

zamial

zamial

Site Contributor

Join Date: Apr 2006

Usa

TKC

N/

scythe



http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Scythe
A scythe (pronounced /ˈsaɪð/, from Old English siðe[1].)

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Help:IPA_for_English
/ð/ this, breathe, father


or ss-I-the

not:
ss-kith
sky-th
or any of the other retarded pronunciations I have heard

Trelliz

Trelliz

Academy Page

Join Date: Oct 2007

N/

...you mean Silver Armour is actually Sliver Armour? I've read it as Silver for years, which is forgivable considering the icon [skill]Sliver Armor[/skill], it looks all silvery.

Neo Nugget

Neo Nugget

Site Contributor

Join Date: Jan 2006

R/

Quote:
Originally Posted by ApocalypseAzza
i also have always said it as at-axe just because u cant really say it like it is... 'aatxe'
Me too, i just never paid that much attention.

For a while i was saying silver, till someone pointed out it was sliver.
Also, Gyala Hatchery.......I always spelled it gayla Till' a guildie pointed that out:P

Sethellington

Sethellington

Jungle Guide

Join Date: Sep 2005

nn

N/

i've been pronouncing it atax

like attacks

Sleeper Service

Sleeper Service

Jungle Guide

Join Date: Dec 2005

CULT

Quote:
Originally Posted by Trelliz
...you mean Silver Armour is actually Sliver Armour? I've read it as Silver for years, which is forgivable considering the icon [skill]Sliver Armor[/skill], it looks all silvery.
I did the same with


for years :s
sheesh.

Nick Of Troy

Nick Of Troy

Frost Gate Guardian

Join Date: Mar 2008

New Zealand.

Human Alliance [HA]

D/E

I always pronounced Aatxe as Axe-attack, Mursaat as Mer-sat, Krytan as Kretin and Cantha as Canthea.

Also every now and then i accidently call Shing Jea Island as Jing Shea :/

It peeves me off when Rurick refers to "Ascalonians" as "Ascalons"

Kusandaa

Kusandaa

Forge Runner

Join Date: Jul 2006

N/Mo

Quote:
Originally Posted by isamu kurosawa
The worst i have seen yet though, was a guild member who no matter how many times he was corrected called fow "Fisher of wow".
On the FoW topic, I saw the following about 3 mins. ago:

"lfg fisher of wool".

I lol'ed really bad. Must hunt that stuff now, like I do with names.

EDIT: I can't spell. Really can't.

MStarfire

MStarfire

Krytan Explorer

Join Date: Nov 2007

[SOS]

Rt/

usually pronounce it "ash-ee".

Anyway I've heard funny pronunciations of Kanaxai from "can-ax-ee" to "can-ex-ey".. It's correctly pronounced "Kahn-a-shey".

Also I had a guildie insist on pronouncing Riposte "ree-pawst".

Mesmer in Need

Mesmer in Need

Forge Runner

Join Date: Mar 2006

[ToA]

I though Shing Jea was Shining Jea for the longest time.
I've also said "Sturgeon" (Like the fish) for Stygian. I'm not sure if this is right.

dawnmist

dawnmist

Frost Gate Guardian

Join Date: Mar 2007

Melbourne, Australia

Serpents Maw Esoteric Echelon

R/

Always had a problem with aatxe.

But the main one where my pronunciation was off was Sousuke. Wasn't until about the 4th time I saw the cut scene where Jin's talking with him that I heard it was "sue - skay", and not "so - sooky".

Since he was somewhat of a girl/wimp, "so sooky" (http://dictionary.reference.com/browse/sook) had suited him - my partner & I had thought it was a deliberate pun by Anet. We still tend to call him sooky.

tmakinen

tmakinen

Desert Nomad

Join Date: Nov 2005

www.mybearfriend.net

Servants of Fortuna [SoF]

E/

Just remembered a guy spamming all chat in Kaineng Center with "were can I buy amour". I was so tempted to answer "just follow the red lanterns"

noob4sure

Ascalonian Squire

Join Date: Feb 2006

Middle of nowhere, U.S.A.

[LGBT]

A/

Re: Lion's Arch.

Not necessarily funny, but I've erroneously pronounced it as Lion's Arc since I'd first seen it. Can't seem to break the habit. :-\

??? L??wLi????????? ???

??? L??wLi????????? ???

Krytan Explorer

Join Date: Oct 2007

Dela-where?

Demonic Rage [dr]

E/

When I first started playing for some reason I called "Apply Poison" "Apple Poison" <.< Never really looked at the name clearly

MrSlayer

MrSlayer

Jungle Guide

Join Date: Apr 2006

United Kingdom

Quit Whining And [PLAY]

Mo/

On the spelling subject
Armor is Armour
Color is Colour
Favorite is Favourite

I could continue..