If you can have a skill in real life, what would it be?

Lawliet Kira

Wilds Pathfinder

Join Date: Dec 2006

E/Me

Mine would be Ride the lightning or Unyeilding Aura " Hey i brought you back, i can take you out"

Luminarus

Luminarus

Furnace Stoker

Join Date: Aug 2007

Sydney, Australia

Haze of Light [pure]

R/

Never really thought about it, but definately crippling shot or a res skill.

I dunno, but crippling everyone i see would be sick, and bringing dead family back would be cool, but then the worlds population would overflow and everyone would die ><

Trub

Trub

Jungle Guide

Join Date: Mar 2006

Sitting in the guildhall, watching the wallows frolic.

Trinity of the ascended [SMS]+[Koss]+[TAM]=[ToA]

Quote:
Originally Posted by Luminarus
Never really thought about it, but definately crippling shot or a res skill.

I dunno, but crippling everyone i see would be sick, and bringing dead family back would be cool, but then the worlds population would overflow and everyone would die ><

Bust out teh Meteor Shower baybee!!!

LifesRestorer

LifesRestorer

Wilds Pathfinder

Join Date: Feb 2007

London, England

Mo/

ursan blessing r wai strong in game and in reel lifez!

seriously though... aura of displacement...

Tyla

Emo Goth Italics

Join Date: Sep 2006

Escape. Why? I want to run faster than everyone and can block everything.

Jarretth25

Ascalonian Squire

Join Date: Feb 2008

The Crystal Skull Brotherhood

D/

Vow of silence definetely so i would have an excuse to sing "Can't Touch This" lol

MisterT69

MisterT69

Wilds Pathfinder

Join Date: May 2007

Scions of Carver [SCAR]

E/

Damn....tough question... maybe [shadow form], or [savannah heat]<---yes, let them all burn!!! or [searing flames]<---moar burn plz

Kanyatta

Forge Runner

Join Date: Jun 2006

Guildless, pm me

R/Mo

Sneak up on unsuspecting college girls
"On Your Knees!"
????
PROFIT!

lewis91

lewis91

Wilds Pathfinder

Join Date: Jul 2008

Wales

Order of the Azurelight[OA]

E/

No contest...ANIMATE FLESH GOLEM..*Hi* "Go away, you suck" *Golem, get em* "arghahghahghahghahghahgahghahghaghha /run"

zelgadissan

zelgadissan

Forge Runner

Join Date: Feb 2008

The Warrior Priests [WP]

Me/Rt

This is far too thought provoking.

I think I'd have to go with [Light of Dwayna] until further thought.

Tyla

Emo Goth Italics

Join Date: Sep 2006

Quote:
Originally Posted by Kanyatta
Sneak up on unsuspecting college girls
"On Your Knees!"
????
PROFIT!
I lol'd in real life.

around

around

Wilds Pathfinder

Join Date: May 2006

Aussie Trolling Crew - Diplomatic Embassy

I Have Three Pennies [Pnny] - forever in my heart <3

R/

Blackout. Imagine the lulz.

Gun Pierson

Gun Pierson

Forge Runner

Join Date: Feb 2006

Belgium

PIMP

Mo/

Restore condition. Cure people -> get Nobel price -> get assassinated

Lawliet Kira

Wilds Pathfinder

Join Date: Dec 2006

E/Me

o also Punishing shot so they never finish what their doing

ZenRgy

ZenRgy

Zookeeper

Join Date: Jul 2005

Australian Discussion Posse HQ - Glorious leader

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N/E

Ebon Vanguard Assassin Support or Base Defense.

FlamingMetroid

FlamingMetroid

Jungle Guide

Join Date: Sep 2007

standing on your last control point, while the rest of your team is to busy killing mine

The Luminaries [Lumi]

A/

mending obviously

StormDragonZ

StormDragonZ

Desert Nomad

Join Date: Jan 2008

New York

W/R

Illusionary Weaponry.

Can't go wrong with that.

I MP I

I MP I

Hustler

Join Date: Nov 2006

in between GW2 servers

Mo/

[Headbutt] Oh wait... I do have that skill irl! I'm set.

Magikarp

Magikarp

Desert Nomad

Join Date: Nov 2007

[HAWK]

Illusionary Weaponry.

Psychic weapons ftw

pumpkin pie

pumpkin pie

Furnace Stoker

Join Date: Jul 2006

behind you

bumble bee

E/

rebirth and rejuvenate, so i want two. think of all the money you can make with those > mwahahahaha

Swayj1020

Frost Gate Guardian

Join Date: Mar 2008

Loaf of bread

E/

Archane echo

TechnoSword

Krytan Explorer

Join Date: Oct 2006

International SuperStars

W/Mo

Vampiric Gaze
if looks could kill lol

Sora267

Sora267

Krytan Explorer

Join Date: Dec 2006

Hmm...tough choice...Burning Speed + crowded store = win.

But Animate Flesh Golem...whew...that'd rock. So would Blinding Surge..

Breakfast Mc Rit

Breakfast Mc Rit

Krytan Explorer

Join Date: Apr 2008

[Sin]

Me/

[Epidemic]

I want to be a super villain. Wheelchairs and nosebleeds for all.

Wolf2581

Wolf2581

Frost Gate Guardian

Join Date: Apr 2006

Joliet, IL, USA

Hardcore Militants United [HMU]

Me/

http://wiki.guildwars.com/wiki/Spontaneous_Combustion

Shakti

Shakti

Wilds Pathfinder

Join Date: Sep 2006

Home...

Vier Reiter [Vier]

Pain Invertor

"I am rubber you are glue..take that biotch!"

good times

lordheinous

lordheinous

Krytan Explorer

Join Date: Aug 2007

[Summon Ruby Djinn]

That way, I get burning and a big red flying thing following me around all in one

Dr Dimento

Lion's Arch Merchant

Join Date: Oct 2007

E/Me

Mist Form....


That way I could talk smack all the time and nobody could do anything about it.... Hehehe

mr_stealth

mr_stealth

Frost Gate Guardian

Join Date: Mar 2006

I Gots A Crayon[Blue]

Mo/Me

[divine intervention]
I could do insane, suicidal crap and not die from it.

Master Ketsu

Master Ketsu

Desert Nomad

Join Date: May 2006

middle of nowhere

Krazy Guild With Krazy People [KrZy]

R/

Either rebirth for obvious reasons, or aura of displacement. Think of the freedom of being able to two-way teleport.

trdsn89

trdsn89

Frost Gate Guardian

Join Date: Aug 2007

DoA

Scions Of Carver[SCAR]

E/

Mine would be [shadow of haste]

imagine what you could do

jimmyboveto

jimmyboveto

Krytan Explorer

Join Date: Jul 2006

US

Legion of Avalon

W/

Decapitate

12 chars

Kyomi Tachibana

Kyomi Tachibana

Wilds Pathfinder

Join Date: Jul 2007

Oregon, USA

Where iz teh Bonuz [WitB]

P/W

[Psychic Distraction] something more literal to the name than the actual function though. Think superpowered [Diversion].

Oh the things you could get away with.

Hailey Anne

Wilds Pathfinder

Join Date: Sep 2007

A/E

Quote:
Originally Posted by trdsn89
Mine would be [shadow of haste]

imagine what you could do
Ya imagine you go rob a bank or something use that run away from everyone but the cops are smart and stay at the bank and wait for the dumbass that brought that skill with them.

FengShuiDove

FengShuiDove

Forge Runner

Join Date: Sep 2007

Trinity of the Ascended [ToA]

A/

[Aura of Displacement]

Because I would use it. Every. Day. More noble/risky/powerful things would be fun but not as commonly used.

Now, if we're making full skill bars with no limitations:

[Aura of Displacement][Escape][Restore Condition][Protective Spirit][Ride the Lightning][Mist Form][Shadow Form][Star Burst]

Reasoning behind each skill:

1. AoD - I think this one's pretty self explanatory.
2. Escape - again, pretty easy to understand.
3. RC - In real life, humans don't tend to "take damage" as often as they get "conditions." Even Blind, Cripple, and Deep Wound are considered conditions so really, this is all the healing you'll need.
4. PS - Fear nothing. Jump off a cliff pre-protted and you're golden. About to get in a car wreck? With a 1/4 second cast time you'll want away with some bumps and bruises tops.
5. RTL - Because if you ever DO get in a fight, you get to end it before it begins.
6. Mist Form - For little things like winning wars, where all the damage you take would technically be physical.
7. SF - For slinking around.
8. Star Burst - Not many people would put this, but really, if you ever get into a fight, touch, gg.

P.S. Res skills intentionally left out. I won't mess with the natural order unless by prevention .

hurdlebeast

hurdlebeast

Krytan Explorer

Join Date: Jan 2007

W/Mo-Smashing Beast; Mo-Monk Beast

E/Me

Quote:
Originally Posted by lewis91
No contest...ANIMATE FLESH GOLEM..*Hi* "Go away, you suck" *Golem, get em* "arghahghahghahghahghahgahghahghaghha /run"
Almost. [skill]Animate Bone Minion[/skill], Army of Darkness baby! whoot!


or [skill]Shadow Meld[/skill] for the whole bank robbery thing

Kamakazi112

Kamakazi112

Jungle Guide

Join Date: Feb 2008

W/

Unyielding aura 10k for each day a person is alive

Kyomi Tachibana

Kyomi Tachibana

Wilds Pathfinder

Join Date: Jul 2007

Oregon, USA

Where iz teh Bonuz [WitB]

P/W

Quote:
Originally Posted by Hailey Anne
Ya imagine you go rob a bank or something use that run away from everyone but the cops are smart and stay at the bank and wait for the dumbass that brought that skill with them.
That's why a non-idiot would use the skill outside the bank, somewhere safe and use it to poof to safety.

ShadowsRequiem

ShadowsRequiem

Furnace Stoker

Join Date: Oct 2005

Inde is Smoking [Hawt] *ToA*

W/E

Word of healing :F

or maybe traps if I trap a bridge people under it will get hit

Smoke trap FTW! Inde would use smoke trap too XD smokin'

DarkWasp

DarkWasp

Desert Nomad

Join Date: Mar 2005

Paradise

Agency Of Forbidden Fruits [Oot]

R/A

Cry of Frustration

Everyone is praying in church and suddenly a whole corner yells %^#@!!!