If you can have a skill in real life, what would it be?

GoodApollo1234

Frost Gate Guardian

Join Date: Oct 2006

Ohio

R/

Resurrect, so I could start my own religion- Disciples of Awesomeness. Where we believe that God exists as a RL admin, who will one day come and perma-ban all the RL n00bs, like George W. Bush and The Jonas Brothers. In the mean time, I would resurrect awesome people like Chris Farley, and that guy who played the dad in Everybody Loves Raymond.

Marty Silverblade

Marty Silverblade

Administrator

Join Date: Jun 2006

[Vengeful Was Khanhei]

Walking down dark alleys at night has never been so fun.

Joshthor

Joshthor

Frost Gate Guardian

Join Date: Nov 2007

Eternal Knights Alliance [RotK]

Me/

Quote:
Originally Posted by GoodApollo1234
Resurrect, so I could start my own religion- Disciples of Awesomeness. Where we believe that God exists as a RL admin, who will one day come and perma-ban all the RL n00bs, like George W. Bush and The Jonas Brothers. In the mean time, I would resurrect awesome people like Chris Farley, and that guy who played the dad in Everybody Loves Raymond.
THE DAD FROM RAYMOND DIED!?! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO....i didnt know that. R.I.P. you cranky old man. anyway, the rest of it made me lol. the jonas brothers do suck.

BBG345

BBG345

Ascalonian Squire

Join Date: Sep 2007

Somewhere down the road.

Make love not [War]

Rt/

Nothing wrong with a bit of Spiteful Spirit



HackingHippie712

Academy Page

Join Date: Mar 2008

West Kentshire Pony Club [Pony]

Me/A

Edit: double post

HackingHippie712

Academy Page

Join Date: Mar 2008

West Kentshire Pony Club [Pony]

Me/A

Hmmm...something fun, shadow stepping would be very nice, however i wouldnt want samuel jackson on my ass


i think i'd definately have to go with plague touch

Me: *goes to LA* you! RED ENGINE GORED ENGINE GORED ENGINE GORED ENGINE GORED ENGINE GO, c'mere...what diseases do you have?....perfect!

Me(later) Mr. Bush....i sure would like to shake your hand, by the way....you'd better hope the government does have the aids vaccine hidden away from sight


btw....why are [amp] scrubs here, you've got your own carebear forums

Chicken of the Seas

Chicken of the Seas

Jungle Guide

Join Date: Apr 2006

California, USA

Vulpes Velox [Fox]

Me/

Hmm, [Tease] could always be useful, but then that would probably mean I'd have to have [Mark of protection] as well.

TyriSunbeam

Pre-Searing Cadet

Join Date: Aug 2008

Shadows of the White Knight

D/

Vengeance!!! lol

Zamochit

Zamochit

Furnace Stoker

Join Date: Jul 2006

N/A

[skill]deadly paradox[/skill][skill]glyph of swiftness[/skill][skill]shadow form[/skill]

Or just [skill]shadow form[/skill] providing it could be kept up perminantly. Imagine the fun

TyriSunbeam

Pre-Searing Cadet

Join Date: Aug 2008

Shadows of the White Knight

D/

"You move like a dwarf"

Pleikki

Pleikki

WTB q8 15^50 Weapons!

Join Date: Nov 2006

???oo ???ugs ???lan [?????????]

[Resurrect] .. ..

Lady Raenef

Lady Raenef

Jungle Guide

Join Date: Feb 2007

Oregon, USA.

Zero Mercy [zm]

W/

Shockwave. Oh the lulz I would get.

Azora

Azora

Lion's Arch Merchant

Join Date: Dec 2007

Portugal =P

We Need Fame [sOz]

R/

Sliver armour ftw!!!


Im the human tank!!!! try to make me stay in my room!! im goin out NOOW!!

I Phoenix I

I Phoenix I

Jungle Guide

Join Date: Jan 2007

The Elite Lords of Chaos [LoC]

R/

[skill]Distracting Blow[/skill]

Maybe people will actually pay attention instead of daydreaming.

Lord Sojar

Lord Sojar

The Fallen One

Join Date: Dec 2005

Oblivion

Irrelevant

Mo/Me

Quote:
Originally Posted by Lady Raenef
Shockwave. Oh the lulz I would get.
San Fransisco wouldn't like you much.


Migraine for sure. Spontaneously causing migraines to the people I work with would just be SOOO amusing.

DarkNecrid

Furnace Stoker

Join Date: Jul 2006

Mending.

I can haz be Wolverine.

RotteN

RotteN

Forge Runner

Join Date: Jun 2005

W/



½ 5

For the next 10 seconds, my attacks double strike and hit each nearby foe.


self-explanatory if you know i <3 rugby

Snoes

Snoes

Lion's Arch Merchant

Join Date: Apr 2006

Belgium

Deep Freeze,
No more traffic jams for me.

prism2525

prism2525

Forge Runner

Join Date: Nov 2005

Among dead bodies.

The Republic of Sky Pirates

E/

[skill]lightning hammer[/skill] Hammertime!

Smurf Minions

Smurf Minions

Lion's Arch Merchant

Join Date: Jun 2006

Somewhere you can't see

Limburgse Jagers [LJ]

N/

Enfeeble, i finally can beat people in sports when they're more badass then i am :P

Kaida the Heartless

Kaida the Heartless

Desert Nomad

Join Date: May 2006

N/

[skill]Clumsiness[/skill] would be pretty funny.
[skill]Bull's Charge[/skill] would make your the best football player ever.
[skill]Rampage as one[/skill], because going fast with your dog is awesome.
[skill]Mind Freeze[/skill] would also be entertaining.
But ultimately...

[skill]Avatar of Balthazar[/skill]/[skill]Avatar of Grenth[/skill]. Or [skill]Aura of Displacement[/skill]. Can't decide.

Kikuta

Kikuta

Banned

Join Date: Jan 2006

Western Australia

[ICE]

Spectral Agony. Who the hell's going to stop me?

Jebus

Wilds Pathfinder

Join Date: Jun 2006

Belgium

Legion of Sacred Light [LSL]

W/

Just this bar:

[Shove]
[Frenzy]
["On Your Knees!"]
["Help Me!"]
[Penetrating Blow]
["Brace Yourself!"]
[Final Thrust]
[Thrill Of Victory]

(Shove, Frenzy, "On Your Knees!", "Help Me!, "Penetrating Blow, "Brace Yourself!", Final Thrust, Thrill Of Victory)

Kikuta

Kikuta

Banned

Join Date: Jan 2006

Western Australia

[ICE]

Quote:
Originally Posted by Jebus
Frenzy, Shove, "On Your Knees!", "Help Me!", Penetrating Blow, "Brace Yourself!", Final Thrust, Thrill Of Victory
Fixed, also awesome bedroom combo.

xRustyx

xRustyx

Banned

Join Date: Jan 2006

Bermuda Triangle

W/

Junundu Form.

Why?

Because not every girl in the world has seen what is lurking beneath my underwear.

forc

forc

Academy Page

Join Date: Jun 2007

N Abbot

Tiny Siege Turtles [点点点]

Rt/A

Signet of return

Cowboy

Ascalonian Squire

Join Date: Aug 2006

The Cornerstone [CRNR]

Strike with Hamstring attack to cripple your fleeing opponent, then rain fire down upon him as he slowly limps away.

DarkNecrid

Furnace Stoker

Join Date: Jul 2006

Quote:
Originally Posted by xRustyx
Junundu Form.

Why?

Because not every girl in the world has seen what is lurking beneath my underwear.
haha quoted for truth.

I'm going with this guy.

Kusandaa

Kusandaa

Forge Runner

Join Date: Jul 2006

N/Mo

Quote:
Originally Posted by xRustyx
Junundu Form.

Why?

Because not every girl in the world has seen what is lurking beneath my underwear.
LMFAO. Fair enough x].

I'll be corny/dull and go with Res Chant. Just in case.

But for amusement, Moebius Strike would be nice, punching people in a loop .

(Yeah I can't think much right now...)

kostolomac

kostolomac

Jungle Guide

Join Date: Apr 2008

Serbia

Me/

[Diversion] or [Psychic Distraction]
Those are the win against those people that just won't stop talking stupid things

Div

Div

I like yumy food!

Join Date: Jan 2006

Where I can eat yumy food

Dead Alley [dR]

Mo/R

Rusty is so amazing. I'd go with that.

Kaida the Heartless

Kaida the Heartless

Desert Nomad

Join Date: May 2006

N/

His name is also in green. Intriguing...

N1ghtstalker

N1ghtstalker

Forge Runner

Join Date: Dec 2007

E/

YEAAAAAAA
nuff said

Thizzle

Banned

Join Date: Apr 2008

[Rampage as One] I can attack faster with my pets.

payne

payne

Desert Nomad

Join Date: Apr 2007

england (currently located on the south coast)

R/

Quote:
Originally Posted by Kikuta
Spectral Agony. Who the hell's going to stop me?
Concise: (5 seconds.) Target foe has -24...1 Health degeneration; moves, attacks, and uses skills 80% slower; and loses 81...3 Health each second.

I'll be your court jester when you rule the world...

or can be the travel agent: i.e the guild: Tyrian Travel Agents (:

Abedeus

Abedeus

Grotto Attendant

Join Date: Jan 2007

Niflheim

R/

[Aura of Displacement]

*jumps to teacher* SURPRISE YOU BASTARD *bashes his/her head on the desk*
*stops maintaining*

Wut? I was hier all the time.

Or...

[Sandstorm]

Oh the lulz.

Kanyatta

Forge Runner

Join Date: Jun 2006

Guildless, pm me

R/Mo

["You're All Alone!"][shove][Penetrating Blow][Frenzy][Final Thrust][Escape][Thrill of Victory]

Yes, I can have 3 elites on my bar, because I am that cool.

Bobby2

Bobby2

Furnace Stoker

Join Date: Jun 2007

Delayed in order to meet ANet's high standards

[MaSS]

W/E

[light of deldrimor]

just to satisfy my curiosity

EDIT:
[pain inverter]

for all would-be victims of above raep builds

deluxe

deluxe

Desert Nomad

Join Date: Feb 2006

Monkeyball Z

S.K.A.T. [Ban]

Mo/

I'd become a wrestler with [dolyak signet]

Dr Strangelove

Dr Strangelove

Furnace Stoker

Join Date: Dec 2005

Wasting away again in Margaritaville

[HOTR]

[dwayna's kiss]

GOD I'M SO LONELY