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Rexion

Wilds Pathfinder

Join Date: Aug 2007

[Luck]

E/

26 Jan 2009 at 15:29 - 241

Quote:

Originally Posted by Iarumas Regnar

BUT! my ultimate LOLWTF moment was a while back when (like in the SS) I had just gone outside camp rankor on droks side to see none other than...a lvl 10 ice golem. LOLWTF!
*image*

If you had Hard Mode up, I would have laughed. But meh.

Tender Wolf

Banned

Join Date: Jul 2007

All over Tyria, Cantha, & Elona

The Eternal Night Vanguard [TEN]

R/

26 Jan 2009 at 18:11 - 242

The other day in Temple of the Ages someone asked, "Who has favor?" lol

Oh, and in the Crystal Desert a guildie saw an enchanted bow, but it was labeled as a dune lizard and was lvl 5.

MBTW

Academy Page

Join Date: Jan 2009

W/

27 Jan 2009 at 12:03 - 243

in pockmark flats-vanqing for a guildie (right after hm) i had some crazy lag. i was killing a moa and it turns into a tengu.

Sjeng

Desert Nomad

Join Date: Aug 2005

in my GH

Limburgse Jagers [LJ]

W/

27 Jan 2009 at 12:19 - 244

There are bugs in the Garden of Seborhin area named "Priest of Seborhin". Pretty weird. Not enough to make me go LOLWTF!? though.
I've seem similar things happen before, mobs labeled "snow wolf" but were really some monsters. Don't recall which ones.

Dukeswe

Ascalonian Squire

Join Date: Jan 2006

Sweden

The Viridian vanguard

Mo/

27 Jan 2009 at 16:03 - 245

I have so many lol Wtf moments

Let me share some

One of the times when i really became frustrated was when i was playing a dervish in random arenas. Everyone in the opposing team was dead except a spirit spammer.
So it was up to me and a wammo to kill him. The problem was that i couldn't run in alone and kill him due to shadow song and just getting owned by the spirits.

So i tried to get him to attack with my but he was scared >_>
But after some serious target spamming and trying to get him to kill the shadowsong so i can kill him he starts running.

I think Finally!!! and starts running aswell. After taking about 100 damage the wammo suddenly starts running back. I start screaming like wtf are you doing because it was seriously frustrating xD
He then said he had to reapply mending O_O LIKE WTF!!! He already had it on him.
After about 5 minutes I managed to kill the rit. After i left ra i get a whisper. The wammo wants to be my friend QQ. I said no.

And just a few days ago. Two people in ra in my team called me noob and flamed at me when i was just trying to explain to them why monks use shields and not focuses -_-

And the last for now. I am very proud of this one. Took some time to complete but it was well worth it ;D

Zodiac Meteor

Imma Firin Mah Rojway!

Join Date: Aug 2008

At the Mac Store laughing at people that walk out with anything.

E/Mo

28 Jan 2009 at 03:44 - 246

It happened to me 2x today. I was PvEing with my ele.

[[email protected]] + [infuse [email protected]] = not fast enough.

That's right, 1/8th of a second did not save my allies life.

emuking

Academy Page

Join Date: Oct 2008

[zulu]

R/

28 Jan 2009 at 15:15 - 247

I went into RA and all 3 of my teammates were black characters and all had daggers... I didnt know which team was gonna knife me

faraaz

Banned

Join Date: Feb 2008

India

Hey Mallyx [icU]

A/

28 Jan 2009 at 17:23 - 248

Quote:

Originally Posted by emuking

I went into RA and all 3 of my teammates were black characters and all had daggers... I didnt know which team was gonna knife me

Your post made me say LOLWTF...

Zodiac Meteor

Imma Firin Mah Rojway!

Join Date: Aug 2008

At the Mac Store laughing at people that walk out with anything.

E/Mo

29 Jan 2009 at 11:40 - 249

So, I joined a team to do a mission for fun. Even though I already did it.

So I joined a team and pinged my build.
Two people said LOLWTF.
I told them I was a ele healer.
"Only monks can heal. We will die without divine favor."
There was so many things wrong with that sentence, I'll start with my top ten.
10) Oh no, without divine favors 35 heal we will die.
9) He should realize, +35 heal < +35 energy
8) Scythe Warrior means nothing, along with critical scythe, sway ranger, critical barrager, Necro healer.
7) Sabway > Than his heroes with [[healers boon] and [[signet of devotion]
6) He'd rather take [[woh] over [[infuse health] in his "HA" team.
5) [[Ether Renewal] < [[woh]... LOLWTF
4) He wanted me to go fire ele. When we had 2 smiters and 1 monk.
3) He's trying to be "leet" and lead the team.
2) Thinking that he knows best for everyones build.
1) Infusion Spammer Elementalist Pwned.
I ranked him many times.

imnotyourmother

Desert Nomad

Join Date: Mar 2008

in a house

The Knitters Guild

W/R

29 Jan 2009 at 14:56 - 250

I pop a chest and BOOM Voltalic.. WOOT wand? Anyone want this wand for 50 gold??? Pleaseee???? I hate that. Oh then I ask what's the big deal about a spear instead of a wand? No answer. No one has ever answered me

payne

Desert Nomad

Join Date: Apr 2007

england (currently located on the south coast)

R/

29 Jan 2009 at 15:30 - 251

one of them had to be...

doing a FoW armour rush with just me and 3 heroes - bought all the materials and during the one run got 7 obby shards drop for me...just like WTF?

so random to get that many in such a short amount of time...

also...having someone PM after a RA match going "OMG your bar is so s***, can i plz have it as u killd me wit it" - really should have SS that one...

finally an alliance fail - frm my previous ally - PM in alliance chat "need 3 imbas for jokonur diggings HM; i am running RoJ ele atm - need the imbas to stay alive" - I NEARLY WET MYSELF WITH LAUGHTER

riktw

Wilds Pathfinder

Join Date: Jul 2008

netherlands

Mo/E

29 Jan 2009 at 22:06 - 252

some gut wants to leave our guild, and asks in guild chat, how do i spet out of this guild.
some guildie, inspired by screenshots i guess, very ease:
push G on your keyboard
ok
click on your name and push alt+f4
the guy actually did it XD

A Kitten On Fire

Academy Page

Join Date: Apr 2007

...Don't look in your closet.

[令令令令] Officer

N/

30 Jan 2009 at 10:23 - 253

Being unable to get on the game due to an invalid password, changing said password, getting on and having several thousand ectos and 16 armbraces gone, as well as almost all of my rare weapons (they took my warriors customized crystalline...) I'm just glad I got on while they were taking the stuff or I wouldn't have anything. Long story short, friend stabbed me in the back, I got him permabanned, got nothing back from NCSoft or ANet, whoever's doing the management around here. Thank god for backup accounts. Never will be as rich as I used to though, quitting this game soon anyway.

Zodiac Meteor

Imma Firin Mah Rojway!

Join Date: Aug 2008

At the Mac Store laughing at people that walk out with anything.

E/Mo

31 Jan 2009 at 08:44 - 254

Quote:

Originally Posted by A Kitten On Fire

Long story short, friend stabbed me in the back.

Another classic story of "Friend stole everything." You gave him your account password and e-mail but you didn't give him your savings account number.

HDGamerz

Pre-Searing Cadet

Join Date: Jan 2009

31 Jan 2009 at 18:19 - 255

Quote:

Originally Posted by N1ghtstalker

this afternoon i reported a guy in spamadan for trading in local chat...

Not saying pathetic, but reporting because of saying something in all-chat instead of trade-chat is not so big thing.

Got same thing today in Rollerbeatle race. I said: I dont like your armor. He replied: Reported, you are insulting me. That was my biggest LOLWTF moment

FalconDance

Jungle Guide

Join Date: Sep 2005

...deep within the sylvan splendor...

Order of the Migrating Coconuts [ALBA]

31 Jan 2009 at 18:49 - 256

My Curse Mistress Mali is the only one of my girls who has finished Nightfall so far and can access all the free treasure chests. She went out last week with a group of friends ..... and got ALL grapes with no more than 500g per chest

!

But wait, there's more! That's the SECOND time she's gotten all grapes from all those chests (and only the second time she's accessed them since NF came out)!!!

Zackile Greenbirth

Academy Page

Join Date: Jul 2005

UK

R/

01 Feb 2009 at 12:41 - 257

can't remember them all so here's a few

1) 3rd yr b-day got a Black Beast of AAARRRGGGHHH

2) When they expanded the prophices map for GW:EN when i didn't have the game, then needed it

3)the fact that u don't need to The Bloodstone miss, just run to the next place; 5min < 40min lol

the final one is more of a WTF(two weeks later)LOL

when they Nerfed Protective Bond i cryed, then laughed my ass off when the 55 monk have survived! ANet==Fail

thedeadwalk!

Wilds Pathfinder

Join Date: Jun 2006

Atlantis

The Ocean [quay]

01 Feb 2009 at 17:31 - 258

This is really just WTF?, but I was on my female necro, Furious Concubine, when I get a whisper from what I found out to be a male necro. He starts off complimenting my name and jokingly asking "if it's ever been tested?" That's fine, it works with the name. I responded "lol." Then, a little pause, followed by "so?..." At this point, I'm equally curious as he is, only I don't know where the hell he's taking this. A minute later he adds "wanna? lol."

It took a minute for me to register I'm being propositioned for cybersex. You know, I'm a guy. It doesn't happen a lot. I reply "'fraid not."

"l8tr then?"

"no."

"k, jk, bye."

"..."

I've had other strange things come my way in game, but this was the first seemingly sincere attempt. I don't need this on Sunday morning.

legendary4321

Krytan Explorer

Join Date: Aug 2007

nomads isle

I Savant I[Crew]4life

W/

01 Feb 2009 at 19:11 - 259

ask guild chat if they seen me on earlyer that day because i lost about 5 tormented,2 stacks of z-keys and 500k along with my chaos gloves. Then acusing my guildy of doing it,and him admitting he did it. Still have that screny,too

warrior running

Krytan Explorer

Join Date: Jun 2008

The Cape Is A Lie[Trim]

W/E

01 Feb 2009 at 19:21 - 260

I was in ha and some guy frenzied and the npcs kills him

Some_guy

Academy Page

Join Date: Jul 2008

Over There

[Wafl]

Rt/

01 Feb 2009 at 23:36 - 261

Getting 4 Celestial Ox's today.

I never get anything with an even vaguely small drop rate..

mage767

Desert Nomad

Join Date: Oct 2006

USA

LOVE

Me/E

03 Feb 2009 at 18:11 - 262

Went FOW HM with my two monks on separate accounts.

Smiter gets 4 shards, 600 gets none!

600 gets 15^50 r9 chaos axe and +5e R12 Chaos axe, within first 5 minutes.

I was never lucky in FOW before. But smiter taking all shards was truly shocking!

Kushiels_Scion

Frost Gate Guardian

Join Date: Jul 2006

Ohio

Dragon Warrriors

W/P

03 Feb 2009 at 18:25 - 263

Not sure if this was my BIGEST GW WTF moment, but it is the only one I remember off the top of my head.

I was playing with my dervish (whom is a mule now) and using Balthazars form and got in a worm, but, I stayed looking like Balth, but I had worm skills. When I ended up dying after a short while I rezed at the shrine and STILL was balthazar. It was entertaining at least.

awry

Krytan Explorer

Join Date: Dec 2008

04 Feb 2009 at 02:28 - 264

I was monking in ra, my team got to 19 wins in a row. I ran into Shove-spike for the first time. I saw 3 monks and a war and i was like wtf, was this another ra team? few seconds later one of my party members was insta dead and we went on to lose the match.

ShoGunTheOne

Banned

Join Date: Sep 2007

Undercity

泰瑞亚联盟

E/

04 Feb 2009 at 05:39 - 265

opened 80 lunars, 0 ox
next day, opened 20, got 2

Zodiac Meteor

Imma Firin Mah Rojway!

Join Date: Aug 2008

At the Mac Store laughing at people that walk out with anything.

E/Mo

11 Feb 2009 at 18:01 - 266

This happened to me yesterday.

I zoned into North Kryta Province HM and I realized I forgot a important spell so I zoned into LA. It red letters it said, "Your party is waiting to enter mission." I kept walking though and it kept spamming the message. I manage to get to the fountain LOLWTF. I took a picture and instantly zoned me to LA. When I was about to post the picture it was a picture of the loading screen.

Sword Hammer Axe

Wilds Pathfinder

Join Date: Jun 2008

Look up.

Kurzick Conflagration Unit [KCU].

W/

11 Feb 2009 at 21:56 - 267

Already posted once but this one tops wintersday:

Got in chat with a newbie. We then start talking about our gw economics.

Him: "I have more than 1000 g in my storage ^^"
Me: "I have 300 k"
Him: "OMFG HOW CAN YOU HAVE SO MUCH MONEY?? IS THAT POSSIBLE??"
Me: (Jokingly since I know that it's not that much) "I hack into peoples gw accounts and take their stuff and money for myself"
Him: "OMFG YOU ARE A HACKER? YOU F****** A**H***"
Me: "I'm just kidding, relax

"
Him: "DON'T HACK INTO MY ACCOUNT!!"
Me: "I was just kidding. I'm not a hacker"
Him: "YOU BETTER NOT BE BECAUSE IF YOU HACK MY ACCOUNT I HACK BACK!!!"

That last comment he made, made me lol XD We separated as friends though

retcute but deadly

Academy Page

Join Date: Nov 2008

When We Where the New Girls

E/Me

12 Feb 2009 at 13:29 - 268

Best?...there is many

Way back ...Titan quest in Mineral Springs.

only a warrior and me (mesmer) left and we did it

Warrior: hmmm...maybe i will take a mesmer on my team again.

Best regards
Retcute But Deadly
http://www.guildwars-RED ENGINE GORED ENGINE GORED ENGINE GORED ENGINE GORED ENGINE GORED ENGINE GO/

Vapor_Fighter

Krytan Explorer

Join Date: Apr 2006

DRKN

W/

12 Feb 2009 at 17:30 - 269

Well we were doing a uwsc and we had to finish mtn bc the guy failed, so we mosey our way up to mtn and we see this....
http://img12.imageshack.us/my.php?image=gw0402ri9.jpg

Falq

Academy Page

Join Date: Mar 2007

Czech Republic

R/

13 Feb 2009 at 07:11 - 270

Opened Oola's Chest, got Storm Daggers r10. Never get 100k+ drop in gw.

Guys on vent: LOLWTF, angry
Me: Laughing

Then I looked into my inventory... 7-16 damage...

Guys on vent: Laughing
Me: LOLWTF, angry

Triaz

Pre-Searing Cadet

Join Date: Feb 2009

R/

13 Feb 2009 at 16:27 - 271

Back in the day when our guild was active we always had several guild groups doing different things from PVP to UW & FoW groups to mission groups. So one day we had a 7 man guild group doing the crystal desert missions picking up a random person at whatever mission town we were at. So we picked up this ele at Thirsty River ( the one where you kill 6 groups of forgotten and time is very important to get all completions, been a LONG time since I did these missions).

So when we got to the first group this ele yells WE HAVE TO HURRY! and charges head first into them casting meteor shower. I was monk on this one and i kept her ass alive somehow. As soon as the last mob dropped she yelled WE GOTTA HURRY! Ran to the next group and cast meteor shower.lol. We all just stepped back let her die, then moved in and took the group out. After the battle I rezed her as soon as her energy got to where it would cast meteor shower she ran to the next group half health and cast meteor shower lol, and so it went until we finished the mission. Even being pretty much one player short the whole mission we finished it with all bonuses. Then she said WOW! WE ROCKED THAT MISSION! I should group with you guys more often. I said " yeah I will add you to friends list. Don't call us, we will call you." hehe We were all laughing so hard in vent. Was worth playing one man short for the laughs.

dylyn

Ascalonian Squire

Join Date: Nov 2008

western Massachusetts, USA

Oscen Ex Merito [wAw]

W/D

14 Feb 2009 at 02:59 - 272

I was doing the Frost Gate mission in Prophecies, the one where you have to open 3 gates to let Rurik through. At the end I got two of the three gates open & headed off to the last gear mechanism, which was heavily guarded. I made it to the lever while my henchies started fighting, and thought "Now we just need to fight long enough for it to open..."

Unfortunately, while I was doing that, the fighter hench decided to aggro a second large group, which attacked & smoked us almost immediately. I thought, "aah, well, gotta go again..." & waited. I didn't get zoned back to Frost Gate, though. Then I saw that the ranger hench got herself stuck behind one of the lever mechanisms & missed all the fighting. I was about to get her over to our group so she could rez me when I got the final cinematic. I guess sometimes when the AI gets stupid, it actually helps...

go cubs

Jungle Guide

Join Date: May 2007

Chicago

[SIR]

D/

14 Feb 2009 at 17:20 - 273

Good stuff....
My biggest WTF moment came when i was in HA. I got invited to a randomway and thought ah wth why not....so we had a "random" (go figure) team. We won our uw battle fairly easily and skipped to halls...Relic run with 3 teams...We were losing pretty bad...so the other 2 teams fought eachother because we sucked... We started to catch up and at the last second I got the relic on and we tied. We were last ones to score so we won halls. I laughed for at least 5 minutes straight...The chats pretty funny as well (dude with same skill set as me not running...me and another guy ran but we really needed 3 runners)..heres a pic of us winnin and our team config...We werent that bad dmg wise...i was pretty surprised. To all who were on this team...GG lol (Needless to say we lost our next battle)

Btw i am panda...

Raven Wing

Jungle Guide

Join Date: Nov 2005

The Imperial Guards of Istan [TIGI]

N/

16 Feb 2009 at 00:45 - 274

Doing good old SF for the double greenies, 6man classic pug with double nuker because of HM. Started well, killed yakslapper and 3 other bosses outside with no trouble. We then agreed to enter SF, tank was moving towards the entrance. Somebody had been drawing lines of where to stop while tank catching aggro, made another line directing us to stand back while he went in. There was 1 mob of 4 between us and the gate.
All of a sudden the tank shouts OMFG NOOBS and quit.
5 people left on team all saying versions of lol WTF happened here???