Your Biggest LOLWTF moment

Kawil

Kawil

Frost Gate Guardian

Join Date: Feb 2008

{Hawk}-->The Aerie Alliance

N/Me

I was in JQ guarding Yellow Quarry from RoJ and Eles with AoE (I have interrrupts). This Ele comes down the stairs and starts casting this 2 second cast spell (don't remember the skill) so...I interrupt it. No big deal right? I end up killing him and couple secs later, here he comes again...same thing...he casts and I int it---he dies. He did this like 3 or 4 times and I'm thinking...it's got to be a bot so I tell him to keep coming in all chat. He responds with "like it takes skill to int a 2 second cast spell". To which I LOL and then told him to either get a diff skill or try his luck with other "non-skilled players".

stone kain

stone kain

Frost Gate Guardian

Join Date: Feb 2006

W/

I remember when doing exploration title and i needed to fully map inside LA , so i thought id do it in dis 4 (so not to look crazy hugging the walls).
while mapping i stumbled across two warriors a male and a female both undressed (in underwear) intemetly embracing each other on the beach.
Well i found it funny

byteme!

byteme!

Forge Runner

Join Date: Jan 2006

On Earth

W/P

Quote:
Originally Posted by PnoyPlaYa View Post
Biggest LOL WTF for me is: My Dad Playing.
2 Tormented Items=gone
300k=gone
Latest Mini Pets=gone
My Volt Spear (man i loved that thing) = gone too.
where do i find it?
...................On my Dads Account.............
*the power of having 2 computers*
This is my LOLWTF moment.

pumpkin pie

pumpkin pie

Furnace Stoker

Join Date: Jul 2006

behind you

bumble bee

E/

rofl PnoyPlaYa roflmao

oh, I saw this players claiming that they have been hack and has lost everything, A level 20 mesmer toon with elite armor, have rank 2 kurziks title, was begging for anything in other players storage to help them start all over again, in Jade Quarry, they claim to have just restarted the game recently, anything players don't want, sort of help them START again. The LOL is someone say they believe them after players pointed out his rank and armor.

PotatoHero

Pre-Searing Cadet

Join Date: Jan 2009

I was at aspenwood, luxon side, and there weren't any leechers. I was like "wtf?! something is wrong".

Balky

Balky

Frost Gate Guardian

Join Date: Nov 2006

UK

ARGH

R/Mo

Not quite a complete lolwtf moment, but it made me grin

I`m running Beguiling Haze and a set of Silencing Mursaat Daggers, guess which ele ran up to the Green Quarry 3 times by himself and found me waiting can you say can`t cast a spell rofl

admk

Ascalonian Squire

Join Date: Jul 2007

NSW, Aust

United Australian Warriors

I'd only been playing a couple of weeks and my 10yo son had been watching over my shoulder. I come home from work one day and he's really excited.
"Dad, I made a ranger in your game..it's really cool, I got into the second bit (pre to post) and I have heaps of money"
...I'm like "umm ok, how did you get the gold?"
"Oh yeah, i found this chest thing and it was full of stuff, so i sold it all to the merchant"
Needless to say I logged and and my Xunlai Chest was completely empty!

Klem Da Aussie

Klem Da Aussie

Academy Page

Join Date: Jul 2008

Australia

Team Everfrost [eF]

Mo/

3 VS spears droped at same time....................... i didnt get 1

pumpkin pie

pumpkin pie

Furnace Stoker

Join Date: Jul 2006

behind you

bumble bee

E/

Quote:
Originally Posted by Balky View Post
Not quite a complete lolwtf moment, but it made me grin

I`m running Beguiling Haze and a set of Silencing Mursaat Daggers, guess which ele ran up to the Green Quarry 3 times by himself and found me waiting can you say can`t cast a spell rofl
just to clarify, i am not that ele in your story, but your story reminds me of a similar situation only its quite different.

3 luxon assassins camping the green quarry portal, the map was showing all blue dots, I was playing an ele, I teleported to the green quarry(the center one if not mistaken) just to run around and see what happens, but dies cos the were 3 luxon assassin there camping, they were very satisfy, i teleported again to the same place repeated 5 times and we won, while no luxon has gone to cap anything.

story is don't think players are dumb, sometime they die just to distract you from something else.

Skyy High

Skyy High

Furnace Stoker

Join Date: May 2006

R/

Quote:
Originally Posted by pumpkin pie View Post
rofl PnoyPlaYa roflmao

oh, I saw this players claiming that they have been hack and has lost everything, A level 20 mesmer toon with elite armor, have rank 2 kurziks title, was begging for anything in other players storage to help them start all over again, in Jade Quarry, they claim to have just restarted the game recently, anything players don't want, sort of help them START again. The LOL is someone say they believe them after players pointed out his rank and armor.
It's quite possible that someone could have been hacked, lost all his money and stuff in storage, and the hacker decided to not delete his characters. It's not like deleting the characters gets the hacker anything, it's an asshole thing to do, but there's no other reason to do it.

pumpkin pie

pumpkin pie

Furnace Stoker

Join Date: Jul 2006

behind you

bumble bee

E/

that is highly possible Skyy High, and it could also be that the two players are actually in league to scam for thing. one says he's hack when players doubt them, someone stands up and says yeah , i believe you here, i'll give you this this to set off the donation....

but then again, I am just a by stander who likes to observe, hehe, could not have know what happens after that, cos they both left Jade Quarry.

-Old 3FL-

-Old 3FL-

Forge Runner

Join Date: Apr 2006

Western Australia.

Crystal Mountain [CM]

W/

wintersday

4 male warriors ran around me with no armor on then ran off

lolwtf

Sword Hammer Axe

Sword Hammer Axe

Wilds Pathfinder

Join Date: Jun 2008

Look up.

Kurzick Conflagration Unit [KCU].

W/

Probably the first wintersday or halloween. Zoning to LA and seeing snow and candy canes anywhere without having read the announcements about those events kind of makes it a LOLWTF moment XD

SithLord2064

SithLord2064

Academy Page

Join Date: Jul 2008

Phoenix, AZ

From the Ashes Rise the Pheonix

E/Me

Doing SS/LB point farming in the Desolation, I opened a locked chest and out popped 2 elite necro tomes. My entire team flipped out. "NO FAIR!" LOLWTF?

blooQkazoo

blooQkazoo

Frost Gate Guardian

Join Date: Apr 2008

Foster's Home for Imaginary Friends

Quote:
Originally Posted by EntilZha View Post
My biggest LOL WTF moment:

I was on my female PvP ele, Wanda Fireball, at the Great Temple of Balth trying to sell a Z key. Suddenly, this guy starts whispering me, hitting on me! I turned him down, at which point he says "I'm not through with you yet", whereupon I immediately got the heck out of there and headed for the Guild Hall.

Creepy.

(I am a guy, incidentally)
I think that was me.

I'm still not done with you...

Xunlai Guru Agent

Xunlai Guru Agent

Forge Runner

Join Date: Jun 2006

Quote:
Originally Posted by blooqkazoo View Post
i think that was me.

I'm still not done with you...
lolwtf! ?

M'Aiq The Liar

Academy Page

Join Date: Oct 2006

Neck-braska

Me/

Spamming the goldfarmers in Beacon's Perch International with a guildie, only to have one of them invite us to a group and drag its three monkbots with us on a run from there to Vizunah Square, via LA.

Also, this:

T1Cybernetic

T1Cybernetic

Desert Nomad

Join Date: Sep 2005

Wakefield, West Yorkshire, Uk, Nr Earth

Alternate Evil Gamers [aeg]

N/

Quote:
Originally Posted by EntilZha View Post
My biggest LOL WTF moment:

I was on my female PvP ele, Wanda Fireball, at the Great Temple of Balth trying to sell a Z key. Suddenly, this guy starts whispering me, hitting on me! I turned him down, at which point he says "I'm not through with you yet", whereupon I immediately got the heck out of there and headed for the Guild Hall.

Creepy.

(I am a guy, incidentally)

Quote:
Originally Posted by blooQkazoo View Post
I think that was me.

I'm still not done with you...
No no no!

I think that was me.

I'm still not done with you...

Zenos Squad

Zenos Squad

Wilds Pathfinder

Join Date: May 2006

Mo/

I have seen 4 Mini Ghostlies drop either me opening the chest after or before the people who got the ghostlies.

Same goes for 3 Crystallines drop, but not for me.

Hatchet Child

Hatchet Child

Frost Gate Guardian

Join Date: Mar 2007

Wales

No longer actively playing.

N/

Says it all really:

faraaz

Banned

Join Date: Feb 2008

India

Hey Mallyx [icU]

A/

Lol I was the mtns terra on that run

drunknzelda

drunknzelda

Frost Gate Guardian

Join Date: Jan 2006

Time For Plan B [RUN]

E/Me

I'll just post links cause the screens are huge and I don't want to flood this thread ^^

Eternal Blade Fail: http://i49.photobucket.com/albums/f2...ie33/gw057.jpg
Spirit of Failure Fail: http://i49.photobucket.com/albums/f2...ie33/gw058.jpg
Old Time UW Smites (1 group): http://i49.photobucket.com/albums/f2...ie33/gw032.jpg

Also, last week I helped a guildie finish NF and Abaddon dropped me a Wooden Longbow, that made me laugh ^^
Weirdest drop ever: a Purple Dwarven armor I got 2 months after Sorrow's Furnace came out, I ID'd it and it had a superior rune. I'll look through my screens for a pic of this, but I don't own this armor anymore (deleted the character by accident, still sad).

Zodiac Meteor

Zodiac Meteor

Imma Firin Mah Rojway!

Join Date: Aug 2008

At the Mac Store laughing at people that walk out with anything.

E/Mo

Spirit Of Failure failed?
That was my lolwtf moment of the day.

Raven Wing

Jungle Guide

Join Date: Nov 2005

The Imperial Guards of Istan [TIGI]

N/

I felt like revisiting good old sorrows furnace, I went in HM and h/h and with fa quest open so I could blow up the doors. Killing 12 bosses I would have expected to get at least 1 greenie or tome or goldies, but no...I got 1 purple armor and 2 blue items and about 5 whites from all that.
LOL WTF...

Sora267

Sora267

Krytan Explorer

Join Date: Dec 2006

Well, I had a 1.5 hr UWSC (moar like UW Slow Clear, amirite?!) because of some insane Mtns spawn (5 or 6 behemoths at the temple lolwut,) and I err7'd right before the endchest and my guildie got a r10 Eternal Blade...

Zodiac Meteor

Zodiac Meteor

Imma Firin Mah Rojway!

Join Date: Aug 2008

At the Mac Store laughing at people that walk out with anything.

E/Mo

Quote:
Originally Posted by Sora of the Divine View Post
I err7'd right before the endchest and my guildie got a r10 Eternal Blade...
I told a-net to do that to you. Oh, by the way, you reward was a r7 perfect eternal blade. Can't have that can we?

johnwentemo

Krytan Explorer

Join Date: Nov 2008

Kamadan Am Dist 1 or FoW

Glob Of Ectospasm [GoE]

Mo/E

Going through frostmaws over 20 times, then your buddy saying, DUDE COME ON, IT HAS TO GIVE US SOMETHING BECIES DIAMONDS THIS TIME so we go thorugh it, he gets a lockpick and a diamond, i lol, i open the chest, req 9 silverwing recurve bow!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!





14-28....

Mustache Mayhem

Wilds Pathfinder

Join Date: Aug 2005

BEN

R/N

Quote:
Originally Posted by johnwentemo View Post
Going through frostmaws over 20 times, then your buddy saying, DUDE COME ON, IT HAS TO GIVE US SOMETHING BECIES DIAMONDS THIS TIME so we go thorugh it, he gets a lockpick and a diamond, i lol, i open the chest, req 9 silverwing recurve bow!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!





14-28....
rofl yeah gotten alot of those.. why bows are like that I dunno- some wicked stats then you get a 14-28 WTF

for me WTF had to be when I spammed the zchest with clicks and 8 creme brulle pop out the thing in a row starting with the first key.. roid rage.. if there is a method to that madness

sportacus

sportacus

Lion's Arch Merchant

Join Date: Jul 2008

Burninating the countryside

D/

Quote:
Originally Posted by sportacus View Post
I have gone through UW in 8-man teams about 2 dozen times and have never received an Ecto. Conversely, I get Obsidian shards pretty often in FOW.
I just wanted to clarify that I meant as a drop (excluding the end chest).

Reflect

Reflect

Krytan Explorer

Join Date: May 2007

Varna,Bulgaria

Glob Of Ectospasm [GoE]

W/


long ago, a mob got a drop :O

immortius

immortius

Krytan Explorer

Join Date: Aug 2005

Black Cats

E/Mo

During the last prophecies beta event I got a Sapphire drop from a Stone Elemental in post-searing Ascalon. Presumably that was fixed a long time ago - it wasn't until much later that Sapphires had a purpose anyway.

The exploding gnomes and Gwen The Destroyer end-of-beta events.

Back when the secret plans for the bonus mission in Frost Gate was a bird cage.

Empress Amarox

Empress Amarox

Krytan Explorer

Join Date: Dec 2008

Above you.

Mo/W

How my GW career started after release.

immortius

immortius

Krytan Explorer

Join Date: Aug 2005

Black Cats

E/Mo

There was that old bug where if your party wiped in an explorable area, then after respawning at a res. shrine your henchmen would randomly run off to where they died. In a straight line. Over chasms and through walls and mountains.

CagedinSanity

CagedinSanity

Wilds Pathfinder

Join Date: Jul 2006

Away from you.

W/

Everytime I try PuGing prophecies missions and seeing the most atrocious builds known to man, AND THEY WORK. I saw this W/E with no points into strength, because it was all into fire magic with 3 fire skills.
And a monk with her points spread out into 5 different attributes. With no elite. In the Ring of Fire.

Both of these people were in the same party with me, and we somehow passed. Got through Abaddon's Mouth, too.

A real LOLWTF moment though, was many months ago. Was on a pre-searing female ele... And a guy gave me up to 400gold because "i wuz hawt".

Another LOLWTF moment is pretty much every time I attempt PvP.

Wiped

Ascalonian Squire

Join Date: Apr 2007

Heaven Bringers

R/



some "heavy" death


and this one i saw in a site

Gwmaster

Jungle Guide

Join Date: Sep 2005

Canada/Quebec

N/

^Lols have been brought!
One of my Lolwtf moments was, about a week after guild wars release..i got myself to the desert..the place was almost empty since not alot of people where there yet, and i remember being with this other person running around, when a sand wurm popped and we were all in the chat saying " HOLY SH** WHAT THE HECK IS THAT RUUN!!!*..at that time i was around lvl16 or so..we got our ass kicked pretty hard. Then i started asking the other person "wow was that a boss..holy crap that's a huge boss.." sigh..being a newb is so awesome.

edit: i found this from back in 2005..(as you can see by the skillbar lolz)
the thing is that the ghostly hero teleported out of the map..and if u look at the chat..some guy says "oops black dye" i didn't take another screen shot, but one of the ranger on top of the hill dropped a black dye and u cant go over there.so he was angry as hell.


Also back in the days, there was a bug in random arenas where u could kill your own team. What happened is that as we were waiting behind the gates, we saw firestorms falling on the other team, on the other side of the map.


also


THE NOSTALGIA IS KILLING ME GUYS!!

Rexion

Rexion

Wilds Pathfinder

Join Date: Aug 2007

[Luck]

E/

someone called me a "nab" today... last time I checked a nabs were crackers


*google picture "nabs"*

and a noob is an idiot...
soo....

Zodiac Meteor

Zodiac Meteor

Imma Firin Mah Rojway!

Join Date: Aug 2008

At the Mac Store laughing at people that walk out with anything.

E/Mo

I'm losing by 30 points.
Under a minute.
In Hero Battles!

Better yet, I lured the student of burning to the other side of the isle of the nameless.

The 2nd picture is student vs. master.

Use the edit button, do not double post.

Iarumas Regnar

Iarumas Regnar

Academy Page

Join Date: Jan 2006

Endor

R/Mo

That one post that guy made with the screen of 3 ecto drops by the spiders in a row is pretty ridiculous.

A good lolwtf moment I had was when I logged onto guild wars April first to see a konga-line of stick-men parading around the Lions Arch fountain

BUT! my ultimate LOLWTF moment was a while back when (like in the SS) I had just gone outside camp rankor on droks side to see none other than...a lvl 10 ice golem. LOLWTF!
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AngelWJedi

AngelWJedi

Furnace Stoker

Join Date: Sep 2008

orlando,florida

Society of Souls [Argh]

Rt/E

Quote:
Originally Posted by Iarumas Regnar View Post
That one post that guy made with the screen of 3 ecto drops by the spiders in a row is pretty ridiculous.

A good lolwtf moment I had was when I logged onto guild wars April first to see a konga-line of stick-men parading around the Lions Arch fountain

BUT! my ultimate LOLWTF moment was a while back when (like in the SS) I had just gone outside camp rankor on droks side to see none other than...a lvl 10 ice golem. LOLWTF!
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so that isnt normal then? i went back from a run to get my lvl 8 necro elite armor so i could cap a skill and i saw that. tbh i thought it was normal.