Doing D'Alessio Seaboard, of all missions, with a junior player (won't call him a noob here), and since my secondary is a caster, I offer to carry the offering while he fights off MOBs (W/). While at the Confessor's location, he is fighting off every undead that comes around, and his reward for all the kills? Two Decayed Orr Emblems and a couple of purple vestments. Mine? TWO white dyes and two golds!
The golds were both melee weapons, so I offered them to him - unID'ed, and he declined, so I ID'ed them for my Wisdom title.
Shane
Your Biggest LOLWTF moment
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SuruBl4ck
Teaching my friend IRL how to play for the first time and during his first mission, he gets two black and one white dye.
Risus
My biggest LOLWTF....spending literally 30 hours Rollerbeetle Racing alll f---ing Dragon Festival weekend (festival right after first Greased Lightnings were given out), finally sit myself at r54 at quarterlies, then NO GREASED LIGHTNINGS WERE AWARDED!?!?!?!?! AAAAHHHHH SPAM ANET 500 EMAILS QQ'ING MY HEAD OFF =( Still no minipet LOLWTF waste of time
RudyNam
About a year ago I was in RA in a team with 4 monks - I was the only smiter. We killed the rest of the team except a trapper and, he just ran around using troll unguent until 55:00 and said "rock, paper, scissors?" We agreed, and won, and he left right at 60:00. I still have a screen shot 
Pupu
Logging onto to each page of guru just to be spammed by an army of ads and a frozen browser page for 2mins+, gg guru.
general shaun
my biggest lolwtf moment was in pre, just started an ele, was level one on way to ashford killed a scale and got a black dye
Skyy High
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Logging onto to each page of guru just to be spammed by an army of ads and a frozen browser page for 2mins+, gg guru.
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keesie
that 1-hit KO frenzy sin
PnoyPlaYa
Biggest LOL WTF for me is: My Dad Playing.
2 Tormented Items=gone
300k=gone
Latest Mini Pets=gone
My Volt Spear (man i loved that thing) = gone too.
where do i find it?
...................On my Dads Account.............
*the power of having 2 computers*
2 Tormented Items=gone
300k=gone
Latest Mini Pets=gone
My Volt Spear (man i loved that thing) = gone too.
where do i find it?
...................On my Dads Account.............
*the power of having 2 computers*
komma
HawkofStorms
Some guy in RA the other day said "you suck noob, you couldn't even kill one guy." I PM him back "umm... I killed 3 players that fight learn to count" only to get the dreaded DND message. Le sigh. Idiots.
mastar of warrior
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Biggest LOL WTF for me is: My Dad Playing.
2 Tormented Items=gone 300k=gone Latest Mini Pets=gone My Volt Spear (man i loved that thing) = gone too. where do i find it? ...................On my Dads Account............. *the power of having 2 computers* |
Lol , Epic.. just Epic lol..
Asplode
This is not photoshopped. From November 1st, 2005, an actual GWGuru banner ad:
DarklingKiller
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this is not photoshopped. From november 1st, 2005, an actual gwguru banner ad:
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When I was doing Dasha Vestibule for the first time and heard Margrid saying some communist crap about money not being everything.
I sent her back to the kitchen right away.
Laylat
Crunk N Monkey
got an ecto drop from a lvl 11 fire imp outside LA.
Zacchius
Mitchel
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got an ecto drop from a lvl 11 fire imp outside LA.
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My biggest, recent LOLWTF moment was when I saw Meteor go from 3 to 2 seconds casting time
Numa Pompilius
Back when people were farming griffons outside Augury Rock, I was, uh, farming griffons outside Augury Rock with my warrior, when I noticed one minotaur wouldn't attack. If I tried to move towards it, it moved away, always staying just outside spell reach.
The minotaur followed me around as I cleared the area, and was still following me when I'd killed all griffons and mapped back to Augury.
I don't know if it was a GM checking if I was a bot (or just messing with me), but whatever it was it sure was lolwtf.
The minotaur followed me around as I cleared the area, and was still following me when I'd killed all griffons and mapped back to Augury.
I don't know if it was a GM checking if I was a bot (or just messing with me), but whatever it was it sure was lolwtf.
Snow Bunny
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got an ecto drop from a lvl 11 fire imp outside LA.
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My biggest lolwtf moment was Rspiking in HA with some guy microing two heroes for our monks. <3
Crunk N Monkey
im being serious about the ecto drop.
ive didnt see this one, but heard about someone getting an ecto drop in Pre-Searing, so why wouldnt it happen?
This wasnt my LOLWTF moment, but was helping a buddy do Divinity Coast Mission, NM, and he got a ruby drop from one of those fire imps.
ive didnt see this one, but heard about someone getting an ecto drop in Pre-Searing, so why wouldnt it happen?
This wasnt my LOLWTF moment, but was helping a buddy do Divinity Coast Mission, NM, and he got a ruby drop from one of those fire imps.
MercenaryKnight
Pretty sure the "ecto drop" in pre-searing= lies or was transferred in during the gh exploit and which most likely got banned if they didn't move it back to post.
MStarfire
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im being serious about the ecto drop.
ive didnt see this one, but heard about someone getting an ecto drop in Pre-Searing, so why wouldnt it happen? This wasnt my LOLWTF moment, but was helping a buddy do Divinity Coast Mission, NM, and he got a ruby drop from one of those fire imps. |
Fire Imps DO occasionally drop Rubies. They DO NOT drop Ecto.
SmokingHotImolation
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im being serious about the ecto drop.
ive didnt see this one, but heard about someone getting an ecto drop in Pre-Searing, so why wouldnt it happen? |
My biggest lolwtf moment, was when some guy in an old guil i was in, raged at me big time over vent, because i was joking about his failing. I thought he could just laugh at it like me, but apparently not.
Zacchius
I was vanquishing the other day and an ele boss fireballed me for 494 Q_Q
ALF71BE
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Bobulation
My biggest LOLWTF moment was when I was over at my friends house with crappy internet... I was in some HM place, and I lagged while running. Welllll, apparently i ran into a huge mob, died, ressed, died, ressed, died, and ressed during the lag. But when i unlagged, i was like, LOLWTF, cuz hundreds if not thousands of numbers popped up at once and i ressed and died 3 times in less than a second... Was pretty crazy.
Thats the only time I've ever lagged while in combat so it was pretty funny.
Thats the only time I've ever lagged while in combat so it was pretty funny.
Pleikki
aww i remember that old guru look back in 2005
eljer
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Back when people were farming griffons outside Augury Rock, I was, uh, farming griffons outside Augury Rock with my warrior, when I noticed one minotaur wouldn't attack. If I tried to move towards it, it moved away, always staying just outside spell reach.
The minotaur followed me around as I cleared the area, and was still following me when I'd killed all griffons and mapped back to Augury. I don't know if it was a GM checking if I was a bot (or just messing with me), but whatever it was it sure was lolwtf. |
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The Red Messenger
this happens when an enemy has an autofind path thats too far for a given period of time and cant harm you. the enemy will go into evade mode until struck with an attack in melee range, or at a certain point after you begin making its redbar go down.
i think they did this to prevent rangers or casters from killing stuff in certain spots in the game where enemies cant hit you back. but yeah it would be nice if they realised when they can hit you again and went back into attack mode
i think they did this to prevent rangers or casters from killing stuff in certain spots in the game where enemies cant hit you back. but yeah it would be nice if they realised when they can hit you again and went back into attack mode
fenix
rofl ecto from a Fire Imp.
Yeah guys, I got a req8 15^50 Crystalline from one of those level 0 Scale's in pre-sear. I promise!
Yeah guys, I got a req8 15^50 Crystalline from one of those level 0 Scale's in pre-sear. I promise!
XzDazedzX
i was doing a pro uw sc about 2 months ago and we took a pug to do mtn. he failed without leaving chamber...after 3 rez scrolls...so we left him dead. we ran out of cons before escort and slayer...after 30 minutes (because no one was smart enough to bring another set) we finally finished. we all got garbage...like double diamonds and scrolls around...and the mtn guy pops 2x eblades...i hovered one and it was r9 but i didn't see the 2nd.
definate wtf moment. he said something in french or something and left.
then i saw an afflicted in factions drop an ecto...it was like a lvl 18 on nub island. i took a screenshot of it but it's on my laptop...i'll try to upload it later.
lots of lulz
definate wtf moment. he said something in french or something and left.
then i saw an afflicted in factions drop an ecto...it was like a lvl 18 on nub island. i took a screenshot of it but it's on my laptop...i'll try to upload it later.
lots of lulz
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joea64
Here's another good one. I was doing Project G.O.L.E.M. with the deputy leader of my guild. We went around and killed off all the Destroyers to cut down on the number of mobs attacking us, took our positions, and fended off the assaults, then went in and finished the quest. My guildmate got killed once during the quest.
The LOLWTF moment? She found out afterwards that she'd been fighting Destroyers the whole time with a pair of Thunderfist's Brass Knuckles. And she only got killed ONCE.
The LOLWTF moment? She found out afterwards that she'd been fighting Destroyers the whole time with a pair of Thunderfist's Brass Knuckles. And she only got killed ONCE.
Voodoo Rage
I thought this was interesting but no one in Rata seemed interested. I killed the Broodmother and she dropped a serious STRING of items:
Elite Sin Tome
ToT Bag
Greater Sage Blade
Pyrainha Hammer (2 golds?)
Claws of Broodmother
Passage Scroll to the Underworld
and a white too
I really wish I had taken a screen shot. I've done a ton of raptor farming and never seen anything like that.
Elite Sin Tome
ToT Bag
Greater Sage Blade
Pyrainha Hammer (2 golds?)
Claws of Broodmother
Passage Scroll to the Underworld
and a white too
I really wish I had taken a screen shot. I've done a ton of raptor farming and never seen anything like that.
Scythe O F Glory
So i'm in a CoF run, and a guy tries to sell me his mesmer tome (reg). I say how much, then he says 6k. I then tell him to subtract 5.5k off of that and theres a fair price, and he tells me that it says 6k on wiki. He then refuses to admit that he's wrong, and I dont get my mes tome.
Also the guy selling the mini fungal wallow for 100k +1350e
Also the guy selling the mini fungal wallow for 100k +1350e
Shasgaliel
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i was doing a pro uw sc about 2 months ago and we took a pug to do mtn. he failed without leaving chamber...after 3 rez scrolls...so we left him dead. we ran out of cons before escort and slayer...after 30 minutes (because no one was smart enough to bring another set) we finally finished. we all got garbage...like double diamonds and scrolls around...and the mtn guy pops 2x eblades...i hovered one and it was r9 but i didn't see the 2nd.
definate wtf moment. he said something in french or something and left. then i saw an afflicted in factions drop an ecto...it was like a lvl 18 on nub island. i took a screenshot of it but it's on my laptop...i'll try to upload it later. lots of lulz |
I am waiting for this screen of an ecto drop from afflicted.
You know ectos drop from elite warriors in AB as well. I should have a pick somewhere but I cannot find it now....
I think I had my biggest LOLWTF moment while reading some of the posts on GURU than actually playing the game...
Amnel Ithtirsol
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So the guy got 2 elblades from end chest in UW while being dead???
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(Oh and everyone gets a free rez once the 10 quests are completed so the guy could have opened the chest.)
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I am waiting for this screen of an ecto drop from afflicted.
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You know ectos drop from elite warriors in AB as well. I should have a pick somewhere but I cannot find it now....
I think I had my biggest LOLWTF moment while reading some of the posts on GURU than actually playing the game... |
Abedeus
Running a fiery burst spike in HA, discovering that all teams forgot about/didn't know what to do with their res orbs.
So we took them and we had 3 orbs.
I would post a screenshot but my internet AND imageshack hates me today.
So we took them and we had 3 orbs.
I would post a screenshot but my internet AND imageshack hates me today.