What's The Stupidest Thing You've Heard While Playing Guild Wars?

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So I thought this would be a funny thing to see if everyone else has heard some really dumb things over their time playing guildwars because I know I have. Post a screen or just type it in. Whatever works. Here are a few of the funnier things Ive seen.



And another one was the other day, some kid was spamming WTB 500 Ectos Trading Xbox360 for it PM For Details. So Jokingly I said Ill trade. He says "Shipping Address?" I responded with "First off my phone number is 1800SCAM" and he once again said "Shipping address? Ill send it via Fedex" I laughed, then he for some reason said. You think Im poor? So I had to say yeah, you obviously are poor if you are buying ectos. Then he goes on to tell me "Your the fake lithium, you wanna be r12, lithium hearts is the real one." So I was just laughing because according to this guy HA rank and time you are able to create a ratio and his ratio went something like this." Rank 12 Hero > 4 Years Playing Guildwars. Now that is an impressive title but lets be honest. He ended up going on DND. I wonder why .

Lol I was wondering when this would be posted.

"funniest thing youve heard a person say in guild wars" from xfire forums Its different but its the same idea.

It's really hard to choose just one.

"Ursan was balanced."
"Frenzy is bad."
"PvP doesn't need balance."
"PvE is more important when it comes to balance."
"Elitism keeps me from being able to PvP."
List goes on and on...

People arguing with me, saying "this game is for 18+" I replied "... thats why the box says 10+"

Hmm... this happened to me the other day when a player who was a Me/r was trying to justify to me why a mesmer beast master was a good idea. I didn't argue with him because he's free to play the game however he wants, but hmmm... maybe someone could tell me why a Mesmer would want to spend enough attribute points in Beast Mastery to make it a viable and complimentary option to mesmer spells. I could be missing something here.

Now, I know that a r/me has some nice options and maybe it could work the other way around as well, but not as a beast master.

While doing some pve zquest, a monk was convinced that if he spammed more heals, he would get better drops.
After pinging his 0/75 energy.

"Hard mode farmer looking for leechers."

dont see whats funny/stupid about that. Just two people arguing, nothing new or exciting.

RA plp want monks so badly they imagine it

white dot is me,black dot is the sin, red is the war that has a clu

gogo wammo healer?

(Tru story) His mom decided to leave the guild and make sure he left too becuz we apperently never helped him.

(bottom pic) Red dot guidie needing help, black dot guildie

"scrub"

the most stupidest word/thing i have heard on guild wars.
when i head that word i was like wtf is a scrub? and someone told me it was like "noob" so i said..
thats a really dumb word, its like a word you have to say when you have nothing better to say.

scrub in the real world means someone who thinks there cool but they are not

"Why don't PvPers bring a 600/smite team to kill the Guild Lord?"

thank you, kamadan, I never would have thought of that.

Quotes=friend


"Hey, you got a spare VS?"
Yes, I do, but it's a q12.
"That's ok"
Ok, you got a spare +15e?
"+15e?"
100k+15 ectos
"Dude! THEY ARE NOT THAT MUCH! A q12? pffft, it's only worth like 1k"

...I lmao'd so hard, I got a bruise from the chair falling on me xD

Me: Why do you have endure pain on your bar?

Every PUG Warrior ever: I need more health cuz i keep dieing.
My Health is 300 out of 300!

They tend to love any combination of Superior weapon/strength/tactics runes, sometimes all three.

oh wow i was going to post some stuff but your pve scrub alliance just won hardcore. gw players make me sick to my stomach, sometimes i really just can't believe the things that i'm reading hahaha.

Just now at guru:
Very true...... xD

"HM farmer lf leechers to increase droprate"

Scrub in the REAL real world is the act of using vigorous friction in order to clean a surface. Many times used when washing hands.

"I want you to scrub those filthy hands clean young man! Or no Ice Cream after dinner!"

Noob...

here's a collection of gw stupidity: www.talkingtonoobs.com

not sure if the site still works tho.