What's The Stupidest Thing You've Heard While Playing Guild Wars?

Darkicon

Academy Page

Join Date: Jul 2006

Take It Eazy

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I'm sure I've heard much more stupid than this but since I haven't been playing in 2 years, this is all I got. Someone was doing trivia in LA for rewards. One of the questions was who is the dragon under the ice in Drakkar Lake. The "correct" answer was Jormag.

If you're gonna do trivia, get your facts right first. It is not a dragon at all and it sure as hell isn't Jormag, it's a champion of Jormag and it never was given an official name, just a player-made name which was "Drakkar." Someone in chat said basically that yet the guy who won said it was Jormag.

Kook~NBK~

Grotto Attendant

Join Date: Mar 2005

A little chalet outside Drok's

Natural Born Killaz

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Originally Posted by Darkicon View Post
I'm sure I've heard much more stupid than this but since I haven't been playing in 2 years, this is all I got. Someone was doing trivia in LA for rewards. One of the questions was who is the dragon under the ice in Drakkar Lake. The "correct" answer was Jormag.

If you're gonna do trivia, get your facts right first. It is not a dragon at all and it sure as hell isn't Jormag, it's a champion of Jormag and it never was given an official name, just a player-made name which was "Drakkar." Someone in chat said basically that yet the guy who won said it was Jormag.
It depends on which wiki you want to believe. If one goes by the official wiki, then it's not Jormag. But, the unofficial wiki states that "it has been revealed to be" Jormag.

Fay Vert

Desert Nomad

Join Date: Apr 2006

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So, the stupid thing here is that anyone actually cares about that sort of thing?

Lil Leena

Frost Gate Guardian

Join Date: Sep 2009

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Originally Posted by Fay Vert View Post
So, the stupid thing here is that anyone actually cares about that sort of thing?
You cared enough to post a douche bag reply.

Fay Vert

Desert Nomad

Join Date: Apr 2006

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Irony your strong point Lil

Kook~NBK~

Grotto Attendant

Join Date: Mar 2005

A little chalet outside Drok's

Natural Born Killaz

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Originally Posted by Fay Vert View Post
So, the stupid thing here is that anyone actually cares about that sort of thing?
No, the stupid thing is assuming that a post about such a trivial matter was motivated by someone caring about it, especially when it's more likely that the post was the result of boredom, just like this one.

Fay Vert

Desert Nomad

Join Date: Apr 2006

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Originally Posted by Kook~NBK~ View Post
No, the stupid thing is assuming that a post about such a trivial matter was motivated by someone caring about it, especially when it's more likely that the post was the result of boredom, just like this one.
You put it better than I did

Olle

Olle

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Join Date: Aug 2008

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AmyLynn

AmyLynn

Ascalonian Squire

Join Date: May 2011

Lion's Arch

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Originally Posted by Olle View Post
From what I've read, it's just miscommunication between 2 parties.

I may not see it but, where's the "what's stupidest thing" part?

Relyk

Lion's Arch Merchant

Join Date: Feb 2008

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miscommunication or one guy that doesn't seem to comprehend english, the latter being more likely.

Skyy High

Skyy High

Furnace Stoker

Join Date: May 2006

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Seems simple enough: one player is using slang ("OS"/"old-school") and the other player doesn't realize that "OS" = "uninscribable". I think that a lot of older players forget that, to anyone who started playing after inscriptions were released, the idea that an uninscribable item is worth MORE than an inscribable item makes absolutely no goddamn sense. Look at the seller's last two lines and tell me that that's NOT what he's trying to say.

TSBasilisk

Frost Gate Guardian

Join Date: Mar 2005

Running a dungeon, one of the other players randomly asks if anyone there had ever combined alcohol with <name of sleep medication excised> and mentions they'd apparently acted very out of character as a result. When I pointed out that was a stupid and dangerous action, they asked me for advice. I gave them the best advice I knew, to talk with a doctor and not booze out while medicated, but...

Why are they getting advice on potentially fatal drug combinations from A GAME!?!

Olle

Olle

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Join Date: Aug 2008

Ign: Miniature Julia

Teh Academy[PhD]

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Originally Posted by TSBasilisk View Post
Running a dungeon, one of the other players randomly asks if anyone there had ever combined alcohol with <name of sleep medication excised> and mentions they'd apparently acted very out of character as a result. When I pointed out that was a stupid and dangerous action, they asked me for advice. I gave them the best advice I knew, to talk with a doctor and not booze out while medicated, but...

Why are they getting advice on potentially fatal drug combinations from A GAME!?!
"Lol brb, gnna smoke some weed"
"Dude im so high"

We all love drugusers!!!1

They are idiots, ignore them.

Sir Popel A Lot

Sir Popel A Lot

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Join Date: Oct 2007

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Today i met this masterpiece...

Coast

Coast

Furnace Stoker

Join Date: Jul 2006

Belgium

Whats Going On [sup]

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haha, thats maverick..... popel
xD

Kynareth

Ascalonian Squire

Join Date: Aug 2010

The City Gates

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How dare you/someone else infect your minis with AIDS and then try to sell them? Shame on you BTW Popel...you left the name of the potential buyer in your screenie...it can be seen in the chat window

Skyy High

Skyy High

Furnace Stoker

Join Date: May 2006

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Your spectacular name censoring job is overshadowed only by you forgetting to censor the name in the chatbox....

Sir Popel A Lot

Sir Popel A Lot

Desert Nomad

Join Date: Oct 2007

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Originally Posted by Skyy High View Post
Your spectacular name censoring job is overshadowed only by you forgetting to censor the name in the chatbox....
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How dare you/someone else infect your minis with AIDS and then try to sell them? Shame on you

To be honest, I was more worried about what this guy was planning to do with my miniatures (=> AIDS transmission).

Raven Wing

Jungle Guide

Join Date: Nov 2005

The Imperial Guards of Istan [TIGI]

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That guy is just asking for the BO which you refuse to give to him and even calling him a wanna be trader. DO you have any reason to presume he is a wanna be trader? No wonder he gets annoyed and writes some crap comment at you.
Who here is now stupid? you could have had a trade completed.
Or am i mistaken?

Sir Popel A Lot

Sir Popel A Lot

Desert Nomad

Join Date: Oct 2007

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Originally Posted by Raven Wing View Post
That guy is just asking for the BO which you refuse to give to him and even calling him a wanna be trader.
I didnt screen everything, but ...

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Originally Posted by Raven Wing View Post
DO you have any reason to presume he is a wanna be trader?
...yes, as he gave me some stupid lowball offer (I didnt spam for it ingame, so he must've seen my thread & even that c/o was higher than his offer)

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Originally Posted by Raven Wing View Post
No wonder he gets annoyed and writes some crap comment at you.
That's the normal reaction of a real human being?

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Originally Posted by Raven Wing View Post
Who here is now stupid?
Me, of course.

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Originally Posted by Raven Wing View Post
you could have had a trade completed
I refuse selling my stuff to people like that.

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Originally Posted by Raven Wing View Post
Or am i mistaken?
Yes, Sir.

PS: ARE U THAT GUY?!?

Raven Wing

Jungle Guide

Join Date: Nov 2005

The Imperial Guards of Istan [TIGI]

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lol no im not that guy, I'm normally polite.
And ok, as I suspected ther was more to this than could be seen from your screenie. As it was shown it was you being rude to him by refusing to give him BO price and furthermore namecalling him. In my view theres nothing more annoying in trading than people who refuse to give a price for their wares.

But its completely different if he has already been lowballing you. Then your action is justified and he shows as being a idiot.

TheRaven

TheRaven

Desert Nomad

Join Date: Sep 2006

Virginia

Spirit of Elisha

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I don't have a screenshot, but I ran into this same player twice last week doing Z-missions. He was leading a group and they had 4/8 in their party.

Leader: GLF need monks only to go!! Z-mission HM!

I saw they had 4/8 so my Elementalist clicked to join....and was rejected. The leader PM'd and said basically "can't you read. We only need healers!"

I wasn't aware that any group needed 4 healers to complete a mission.

I loaded up on heroes and finished. Returned to the same town on my Rit to do the mission again and the same leader was still looking for monks. He now had 5/8 and was still looking for 3 more monks.

TSBasilisk

Frost Gate Guardian

Join Date: Mar 2005

He might have, you know, friends, guildies, or alliance members that agreed to come but needed time to finish up other things before joining.

Frangeo Munda

Academy Page

Join Date: Nov 2007

Granitic crust

Killer Green Buddah

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Originally Posted by TSBasilisk View Post
He might have, you know, friends, guildies, or alliance members that agreed to come but needed time to finish up other things before joining.
Fair enough, but the guy seemed to say "we need (only) monks". This, despite the fact that A.) monk primaries are no longer the only good healers (that stopped after Factions came out), and B.), Elementalist primaries make very decent healers.
I'd love to know which Zmish this was, just so I can know whether he had any justification in his stupidity.

Bright Star Shine

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Join Date: Nov 2009

Belgium

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Originally Posted by Olle View Post
"Lol brb, gnna smoke some weed"
"Dude im so high"

We all love drugusers!!!1

They are idiots, ignore them.
Dude, GW while high is the bomb. Haters gonna hate.

Though mixing prescription drugs and alcohol is plain retarded, and even deadly.

Frangeo Munda

Academy Page

Join Date: Nov 2007

Granitic crust

Killer Green Buddah

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Originally Posted by Bright Star Shine View Post
Dude, GW while high is the bomb. Haters gonna hate.

Though mixing prescription drugs and alcohol is plain retarded, and even deadly.
That's all very well and good, but I think what he's more describing (or at least what I would be describing) is when people seem to use "being high" as an excuse to behave like a general tool. Go ahead, have fun, play while high, but don't drag my group down because of it.

Ih8Botters!

Pre-Searing Cadet

Join Date: Mar 2009

Saying 'whalecum' EVERY single time a new member is announced in alliance chat.

Skyy High

Skyy High

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Join Date: May 2006

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Originally Posted by Ih8Botters! View Post
Saying 'whalecum' EVERY single time a new member is announced in alliance chat.
That...that might be a unique problem.

Thank you for ruining that word for me, btw.

Ghengis Kwell

Ghengis Kwell

Baby Maker

Join Date: Jun 2007

UK

Sent Fromhell

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Originally Posted by Ih8Botters! View Post
Saying 'whalecum' EVERY single time a new member is announced in alliance chat.
That just made me actually lol thank you

Bright Star Shine

Bright Star Shine

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Join Date: Nov 2009

Belgium

Club of a Thousand Pandas [LOD???]

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Originally Posted by Frangeo Munda View Post
That's all very well and good, but I think what he's more describing (or at least what I would be describing) is when people seem to use "being high" as an excuse to behave like a general tool. Go ahead, have fun, play while high, but don't drag my group down because of it.
Well, if you suck because you're high, you'll probably suck when sober too. It's not like doing stuff suddenly becomes this incredibly difficult task that is nigh impossible to coherently perform while you're high. I've tanked plenty of successful (~35min) DoA runs while completely baked, so you're right, being high is not an excuse for suddenly sucking at the game.

akelarumi

akelarumi

Wilds Pathfinder

Join Date: Nov 2009

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maybe not the stupidest thing I've heard cause the mistake was understandable. A mesmer in ascalon city (pre-seering) was spamming local chat lf run to la. After informing him he was in the wrong place he explained his brother advised this outpost to ask for the run. I kindly showed him the guy to leave pre

angela faye

Krytan Explorer

Join Date: Mar 2007

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Guess I made a mistake, never mind, lol

Markaedw

Markaedw

Desert Nomad

Join Date: Nov 2005

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A guy was wanting to buy and elite mesmer tome in presear ascalon. I thought maybe he didn't know so I pmed him telling him that possessing an elite skill and any other items obtained in any other part of the game would result in him being banned. He then proceeded to spam "wtb elite mesmer tome" for another 10 minutes.

Nakednfamous

Nakednfamous

Ascalonian Squire

Join Date: Jul 2012

Hookah Cafe [hC]

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Probably one of the dumbest things ive seen but it made me laugh really good, i was sittin in piken square afk with a friend of mine also afked with the /rock emote she had been sittin there for well over an hour and i was sittin on youtube a monk came up to her and he does the /paper emote and says "i win " it was totally random but i laughed real hard

Citri

Citri

Pre-Searing Cadet

Join Date: Oct 2011

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Originally Posted by Ih8Botters! View Post
Saying 'whalecum' EVERY single time a new member is announced in alliance chat.
omg I used to be a part of an alliance/guild that did that

whalecums everywhere

Kynareth

Ascalonian Squire

Join Date: Aug 2010

The City Gates

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I always thought this was self-explanatory



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Xunlai Guru Agent

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Clan Ta`Lis

Clan Ta`Lis

Frost Gate Guardian

Join Date: Jul 2006

Wherever people are being oppressed

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I would have demanded justification. There is absolutely nothing wrong with the original name.

There are far too many tree hugging 13 year olds in this game that think the word black, even when used in an accurate/correct context, is simply a racial slur.

Jesus Is Black

Come at me, bro...

Nekodesu

Nekodesu

Wilds Pathfinder

Join Date: Oct 2009

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Originally Posted by Clan Ta`Lis View Post
I would have demanded justification. There is absolutely nothing wrong with the original name.

There are far too many tree hugging 13 year olds in this game that think the word black, even when used in an accurate/correct context, is simply a racial slur.

Jesus Is Black

Come at me, bro...
I agree. Even thought it's not about racism but I got banned for being named; smell my panties. Which is really mean. Thought I have yet to be banned for [insert name here]s my plaything.

Stupidest thing, uhm, getting called various names for runnig stuff for free. But I think I allrdy mention that ~

StoMorendo

Pre-Searing Cadet

Join Date: Jul 2012

DangerRangers

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'Why do just hang around the edge of melees and run away [from warriors]? Are you a coward?'

I'm an ele.

This quote is from the group leader in a HM mission (how she managed to get to HM I've no idea). Since her Talkora WAS shoved into the melees I spent the whole mission trying to keep our only healer alive.