What's The Stupidest Thing You've Heard While Playing Guild Wars?
Wefta
I think its always funny to see ex-wow players come to gw and rage in kamadan or shing yea because its not the same as wow which they were expecting since all mmos are apparently exact copies of wow :P
Olle
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Originally Posted by Wefta
I think its always funny to see ex-wow players come to gw and rage in kamadan or shing yea because its not the same as wow which they were expecting since all mmos are apparently exact copies of wow :P
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Then they QQ that GW is bad(Again, WHY ARE YOU STILL HERE?)
Frangeo Munda
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Originally Posted by Wefta
I think its always funny to see ex-wow players come to gw and rage in kamadan or shing yea because its not the same as wow which they were expecting since all mmos are apparently exact copies of wow :P
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enter_the_zone
What bugs me about WoW is that it totally RED ENGINE GORED ENGINE GORED ENGINE GORED ENGINE GOed up Warcraft...
Radigand
the oldy, but goldy, a dialog in ascalon city right after a character upgrades to a seared world:
"Noob#1: could someone burrow me 50 gold? I will return it as soon as I unlock Xunlai chest
Noob#2: go into old ascalon, kill some monsters. it's not hard to make 50 gold in this game!"
dialog isn't funny by itself, but the frequency at which it is observed at
"Noob#1: could someone burrow me 50 gold? I will return it as soon as I unlock Xunlai chest
Noob#2: go into old ascalon, kill some monsters. it's not hard to make 50 gold in this game!"
dialog isn't funny by itself, but the frequency at which it is observed at
Fire Turok
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Originally Posted by Frangeo Munda
EDIT: This just happened: This is, mind you, after previously showing 100k in trade. Yeh, it's possible he traded away the 25k in the few seconds (like 5-10) between his first and second trade with me, but pretty unlikely. And yes, it's only 600g, but still... Derp? |
Frangeo Munda
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Originally Posted by Fire Turok
New update, the fact 600g really matters when trading that amount of money, possibly the dumbest thing I've ever seen on GW.
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Luke D
I was in RA and had just played against a team with two monks, one of whom was running a Wastrel's Collapse assassin build. I pinged the player to my team and typed "assassin" in team chat. I also pinged one of his attack skills during his first chain to make it clear what I meant. Then a guy on my team - we'll call him Bob - had this to say:
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Bob: lose
Bob: noob
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Bob: why you call monk first hit?
Bob: noob
The "..." represent spaces where he was spamming the hexes on him (we had no healing teammates to remove them) and the skills he was using. Some skills were pinged 2-4 times very quickly during one cast.
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Bob: lose
Bob: noob
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Bob: why you call monk first hit?
Bob: noob
The "..." represent spaces where he was spamming the hexes on him (we had no healing teammates to remove them) and the skills he was using. Some skills were pinged 2-4 times very quickly during one cast.
Einjhel
"your mom"
that's original.
that's original.
Voodoo Rage
Mintha Syl
Perma what???
Iuris
So.. that'd be Blessed insignias, enchanting mods, Sup. shadow arts runes and so on, I take it?
HigherMinion
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Originally Posted by Iuris
So.. that'd be Blessed insignias, enchanting mods, Sup. shadow arts runes and so on, I take it?
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Frangeo Munda
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Originally Posted by Mintha Syl
Perma what???
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/Sarcasm, in case anyone thought I was deliberately being mean.
Mintha Syl
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Originally Posted by Frangeo Munda
Pshh, clearly you aren't l33t enough to run a perma sin :P
/Sarcasm, in case anyone thought I was deliberately being mean. |
oh gosh I'll go cry in a corner, and here i thought I was pro
ehehe
My Player Person
I would have had some real gems for this :/ pitty i lost everything -.-
worstnameevar
Literally 5 minutes ago...
Mind you I never posted anything in Bloodstone Fen nor do I have an explanation for how he saw my trade msg without having been in Lion's Arch...
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Me: wtb bunnies 200g each Him: ill sell for 250g each Me: How many? Him: 34 Me: dist 1 Him: were[sic] do meet i you? Me: dist 1 west storage Him: i dont see you Me: american english district 1? Him: yeah in blood stone fen Me: i'm in lion's arch Him: ok omw |
Olle
Could be a friend, he could just have zoned to Bloodstone...nothing stupid..
Lordkrall
Multiple accounts? ^^
Zylo16
"Para's have better skills than sins."
Some guy in Kama not 30 seconds ago
Some guy in Kama not 30 seconds ago
June Bug
Yes, those "permagons" are awesome. :P
MagnumShadow
I haven't met any single nice sin.50% are rude elitists and the other 50% are just stupid as hell.
My Player Person
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Originally Posted by MagnumShadow
I haven't met any single nice sin.50% are rude elitists and the other 50% are just stupid as hell.
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He calls me brain Damaged? O.o da RED ENGINE GORED ENGINE GORED ENGINE GORED ENGINE GO
AngelWJedi
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Originally Posted by My Player Person
Speaking of stupid sins.... this is one
http://i39.tinypic.com/k4gnxh.jpg He calls me brain Damaged? O.o da RED ENGINE GORED ENGINE GORED ENGINE GORED ENGINE GO |
My Player Person
Paha i know right, they insult you.. then you dont even need to defend yourself.All thats needed are a few spelling corrections 
Gabs88
Not really stupid but still deserves a mention:
Made a new char now and at once, this conversation starts:
Idiot: Hey sexy mamaLO
Me: Who are you?
Idiot: Jackson;p
Idiot: u busy?xD
Me: Whats up?
Idiot: Wanna do something naughty?
Me: Sure, you want me to pull my **** out and RED ENGINE GORED ENGINE GORED ENGINE GORED ENGINE GO you in the ***?
For some reason it landed me on ignore.. But honestly, who the heck stalks GToB for people to cybor with?
Made a new char now and at once, this conversation starts:
Idiot: Hey sexy mamaLO
Me: Who are you?
Idiot: Jackson;p
Idiot: u busy?xD
Me: Whats up?
Idiot: Wanna do something naughty?
Me: Sure, you want me to pull my **** out and RED ENGINE GORED ENGINE GORED ENGINE GORED ENGINE GO you in the ***?
For some reason it landed me on ignore.. But honestly, who the heck stalks GToB for people to cybor with?
system.fan
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Originally Posted by Zylo16
"Para's have better skills than sins."
Some guy in Kama not 30 seconds ago |
today's assassins running around clicking skills 1 - 8 every 20seconds with perma and casting other professions damage skills has nothing to do with skill.
also for PvE, not farming or sc bullshit a good support or defense paragon is faaaaar better than a sin.
Xiabei
Just about every conversation that gets going. If people are using it as a virtual chat room, it's pretty much what you'd expect from that - name calling, swearing, general acts of immaturity.
Voodoo Rage
Guy in Kamadan spamming WTS Ecto:
"Hey buddy, it's none of your business why I'm selling them!"
"Hey buddy, it's none of your business why I'm selling them!"
RedDog91
In LA a few minutes ago:
Random Person: "Where's Ascalon?"
Me: "It's about 500 miles east of here."
*I see his character model, and can tell by the model it's clearly a Prophecies-made character*
Me: "Since you're from this campaign you can map travel there."
Him: "Yeah, I see it on the map, but how do I get there?"
/facepalm
Random Person: "Where's Ascalon?"
Me: "It's about 500 miles east of here."
*I see his character model, and can tell by the model it's clearly a Prophecies-made character*
Me: "Since you're from this campaign you can map travel there."
Him: "Yeah, I see it on the map, but how do I get there?"
/facepalm
Lupu
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Originally Posted by RedDog91
In LA a few minutes ago:
Random Person: "Where's Ascalon?" Me: "It's about 500 miles east of here." *I see his character model, and can tell by the model it's clearly a Prophecies-made character* Me: "Since you're from this campaign you can map travel there." Him: "Yeah, I see it on the map, but how do I get there?" /facepalm |
Must have been annoying for him to run "everywhere" though.My story:
I have a real life friend who started played GW1 with me 7 years ago but he quit before Eye of the North. About a year ago I told him I was still playing and he asked if he could use the client on my computer to log in and check on his old characters. Sure thing!
For the first time I get to see his characters from his point of view.. turns out he never discovered Runes of Holding during all those years
WarcryOfTruth
Doing ZB today, some Frenchie monk said something like: "I'm healing, but I will not heal anyone if I get hit, so don't let me get hit".
Sure enough, she took damage, and didn't heal anyone, not even herself.
Sure enough, she took damage, and didn't heal anyone, not even herself.
Kook~NBK~
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Originally Posted by WarcryOfTruth
Doing ZB today, some Frenchie monk said something like: "I'm healing, but I will not heal anyone if I get hit, so don't let me get hit".
Sure enough, she took damage, and didn't heal anyone, not even herself. |
Player X: LFG, ZB
Player Y: LFG for ZB
Player Z: IT'S A SOLO MISSION!
cosyfiep
that is zbounty not zmission--the bounty for today was kepkhet which is done from augury as well..so peeps looking for zb were ok--they were not looking for zm---the idiot saying its a solo mission was clueless. yes!
Mintha Syl
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Originally Posted by Lupu
My story:
I have a real life friend who started played GW1 with me 7 years ago but he quit before Eye of the North. About a year ago I told him I was still playing and he asked if he could use the client on my computer to log in and check on his old characters. Sure thing! For the first time I get to see his characters from his point of view.. turns out he never discovered Runes of Holding during all those years |
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Originally Posted by WarcryOfTruth
Doing ZB today, some Frenchie monk said something like: "I'm healing, but I will not heal anyone if I get hit, so don't let me get hit".
Sure enough, she took damage, and didn't heal anyone, not even herself. |
Frangeo Munda
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Originally Posted by Kook~NBK~
And I was going to make a post about all the stupidity going on in Augury Rock outpost today (Augury Rock being the ZM, and Kepheck being the ZB):
Player X: LFG, ZB Player Y: LFG for ZB Player Z: IT'S A SOLO MISSION! |
Kada
If you do your own speedbooking, YOU MUST BE POOR!
Lasai
Today in SJM.
"Be careful what you type, Anet is banning everyone they can here. They want them to buy GW2"
Astounding logic.
"Be careful what you type, Anet is banning everyone they can here. They want them to buy GW2"
Astounding logic.
Cuilan
"Interrupts are useless with Panic" to me as PI after a Panic mesmer was added to a ZB group.
Kamedin
Stupidest line i've heard: i "fixed" a FA game by using natural rituals when i was using my ranger instead of binding rituals, saying it was unfair that it affected by sides :3