April Fools 2011

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Apok
Apok
Frost Gate Guardian
#41
Tiger's Fury: You are infected with tiger blood, and take the form of that guy that got replaced by John Stamos on that show about sleeping with different women each night.
FengShuiDove
FengShuiDove
Forge Runner
#42
The fake skill updates are the best part. I think Stumme could come up with some really fantastic stuff too.
Elnino
Elnino
Wilds Pathfinder
#43
I'm expecting another fake skill update

Quote:
Originally Posted by Neky View Post
Its off topic, but what about this Wasabi fellow?
If I remember correctly, Wasabi is a player who managed to avoid permanent bans quite a few times, even after being involved with the whole duping scandal and getting pathetically rich out of it.
X Dr Pepper X
X Dr Pepper X
Frost Gate Guardian
#44
Maybe the 1st 5 years of GW1 were a joke and they'll actually fix the game on April 1st.
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melissa b
Krytan Explorer
#45
Reduce the mercenary hero price to free in the shop but when trying to add it, the transaction fails.
Morphy
Morphy
Wilds Pathfinder
#46
Quote:
Originally Posted by hitsuji182 View Post
Change soundtrack to Rebecca Black 'Friday' song.
So much this.
ensoriki
ensoriki
Forge Runner
#47
Mad King Thorn spawns randomly in every map, and if you get within his aggro bubble you auto die. Clearly.

Nah Maybe they'll remove all the Sunspear/lightbringer/kurzick/asura/norn/vanguard/deldrimor/luxon priests so that y ou can't get any bounties which will troll the double sunspear/lightbringer weekend.
StormDragonZ
StormDragonZ
Desert Nomad
#48
While in town:
- Based on our primary class, we transform into an enemy, that isn't an already available tonic possibility, with their actual skill bars. They are:

Warrior becomes Irontooth Drake
Ranger becomes Destroyer of Deeds
Mesmer becomes Mist Vaettir
Monk becomes Mantis Mender
Elementalist becomes Afflicted Elementalist
Necromancer becomes Shadow of Fear
Ritualist becomes Warden of the Spring
Assassin becomes Fury Titan
Dervish becomes Awakened Dune Carver
Paragon becomes Dune Beetle Lance

While in a mission or explorable:
- All explorable areas will require 1 enemy to kill, but wont affect the Vanquisher title if you find and kill that one foe. The enemy is a Lv48 E/A Pet Rock, with the same HP as Shiro in Hard Mode, that doesn't move and uses Shadow Form at 20 Shadow Arts and Armor of Earth at 19 Earth Magic.

Embark Beach & Temple of Balthazar:
- A NPC named Billy Richardson can take you to a new place called The Underworld of Exiled and Anguished Woe. However, he's a liar and will send you back to Pre-Searing to relive the moment Gwen burned down Ascalon AKA the GWBeta Finale. Once you're killed by Gwen, you can return back to the Beach or Temple.
BadgerznPie
BadgerznPie
Academy Page
#49
Quote:
Originally Posted by hitsuji182 View Post
Change soundtrack to Rebecca Black 'Friday' song.
This is the best idea. If they did this, that would be so amazing. Well, amazing in the sense that the song is hilarious because it's so terrible. This fits as well because April 1st is a Friday
Lasai
Lasai
Lion's Arch Merchant
#50
all of your heroes are replaced by Togo, Rurik and Kormir and they are just as helpful as the originals.
Perkunas
Perkunas
Jungle Guide
#51
You are running across town to the merchant. You fall down dead and spill your inventory everywhere. The only way to get it back is to exit game and reload. Meanwhile, everyone is grabbing your stuff, but it disappears as it is picked up.
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S00per Dave
Ascalonian Squire
#52
Quote:
Originally Posted by HigherMinion View Post
Better yet, Charlie Sheen, please.
Winner! :P

12 chars
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Bled4dayz
Frost Gate Guardian
#53
play Never gonna give u up never gonna let u down at the login screen+in game play..lol
Rocky Raccoon
Rocky Raccoon
Desert Nomad
#54
I think that they should make all players level 1 to start the day, we would all be newbs for a day.
AngelWJedi
AngelWJedi
Furnace Stoker
#55
Quote:
Originally Posted by StormDragonZ View Post
While in town:
- Based on our primary class, we transform into an enemy, that isn't an already available tonic possibility, with their actual skill bars. They are:

Warrior becomes Irontooth Drake
Ranger becomes Destroyer of Deeds
Mesmer becomes Mist Vaettir
Monk becomes Mantis Mender
Elementalist becomes Afflicted Elementalist
Necromancer becomes Shadow of Fear
Ritualist becomes Warden of the Spring
Assassin becomes Fury Titan
Dervish becomes Awakened Dune Carver
Paragon becomes Dune Beetle Lance

While in a mission or explorable:
- All explorable areas will require 1 enemy to kill, but wont affect the Vanquisher title if you find and kill that one foe. The enemy is a Lv48 E/A Pet Rock, with the same HP as Shiro in Hard Mode, that doesn't move and uses Shadow Form at 20 Shadow Arts and Armor of Earth at 19 Earth Magic.

Embark Beach & Temple of Balthazar:
- A NPC named Billy Richardson can take you to a new place called The Underworld of Exiled and Anguished Woe. However, he's a liar and will send you back to Pre-Searing to relive the moment Gwen burned down Ascalon AKA the GWBeta Finale. Once you're killed by Gwen, you can return back to the Beach or Temple.
now this is cool! <3 to bad they do something like the sex changed thing. im sad i missed it.
Rites
Rites
Krytan Explorer
#56
playerbars are stuck with beginning 5 skills of their primary class for the day
HigherMinion
HigherMinion
Forge Runner
#57
No matter what skills are on your skill bar, the descriptions read as Ursan. ASSUME AVATAR OF BEAR.
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HellScreamS
Krytan Explorer
#58
Quote:
Originally Posted by Elnino View Post
I'm expecting another fake skill update



If I remember correctly, Wasabi is a player who managed to avoid permanent bans quite a few times, even after being involved with the whole duping scandal and getting pathetically rich out of it.


He's in ZoS. He got banned for a few hours, but since he's friends with Gaile Gray and everything, he got unbanned hours after. Leading to our point that the way Anet banned people was done by merely relying on their systems, not relying on actually watching people and stuff.
miriforst
miriforst
Frost Gate Guardian
#59
Quote:
Originally Posted by hitsuji182 View Post
Change soundtrack to Rebecca Black 'Friday' song.
OH NOOOOOOooooooo!

That would be terrible!

but it would be fun to form pugs with "partyin, partyin whoo!" in the background or get whiped to "fun, fun, fun".
Icecream
Icecream
Lion's Arch Merchant
#60
Quote:
Originally Posted by HellScreamS View Post
He's in ZoS. He got banned for a few hours, but since he's friends with Gaile Gray and everything, he got unbanned hours after. Leading to our point that the way Anet banned people was done by merely relying on their systems, not relying on actually watching people and stuff.
Hillarious when people don't know what they're talking about