April Fools 2011

Gli

Forge Runner

Join Date: Nov 2005

Huh, quest is repeatable, nice! Gonna get me some vanguard rep and finish that title on one of my alts.

Dratyan

Dratyan

Frost Gate Guardian

Join Date: Dec 2007

D/

Awesome content! Best April Fools to date. I wish it wasn't for only a day.

The Annihilator Golem annihilated me twice before I could annihilate him!(I love that word)

LifeInfusion

LifeInfusion

Grotto Attendant

Join Date: May 2005

in the midline

E/Mo

I wish the Apache was Blackhawk, because it's a Moahawk...needless complaint though :P

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sikorsky_UH-60_Black_Hawk

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Boeing_AH-64_Apache

Kityn

Krytan Explorer

Join Date: Mar 2005

Michigan

Heroes of the Horn [HoH]

N/

I have yet to try this out but a friend of mine was told by some guildys of hers if you wander from the quest some new storyline shows up. Don't blame me if this isn't true.

cosyfiep

cosyfiep

are we there yet?

Join Date: Dec 2005

in a land far far away

guild? I am supposed to have a guild?

Rt/

SORRRY I really dont like playing solo missions (wasnt a fan of the bmp or the keiran stuff).
so no, I find it lame.
Yes we cant all be fanboys of gw....you cant please all of the people all of the time. I was hoping for something that was more like the previous years...not a lame mini-game/quest thing.
Yes I did try it....and completed it on my first try.

Aeronwen

Aeronwen

not so much fell as.....

Join Date: Jan 2009

UK

bone

R/

I am having a bit of trouble with it Cosy, got any hints?

Yeah I would rather have something I could do with my guildies but this is still fun

Hobbs

Hobbs

Desert Nomad

Join Date: May 2006

Organised Spam [OS]

W/

Quote:
Originally Posted by Kityn View Post
I have yet to try this out but a friend of mine was told by some guildys of hers if you wander from the quest some new storyline shows up. Don't blame me if this isn't true.
If you head right to the south eat of the explorable you get a little extra dialogue.

Character: "Wait, if we're back in time, before the Searing, couldn't we just prevent it from happening?"

Bane: "Searing Day is inevitable."

ashes

Desert Nomad

Join Date: Oct 2007

Beertown ;P

RoP

E/Mo

Quote:
Originally Posted by BenjZee View Post
"The Black Beast of Arrgh now appears only on Friday when the next day is Saturday and Sunday comes afterwards." NICE
Rebecca Black referrance? ;P

Destrudo

Ascalonian Squire

Join Date: Mar 2011

Good job ANet, I lol'd at this April Fools. I'm also kind of pleased the quest is repeatable, makes for easy Vanguard farming for some, and it's a way to pass the time.

Wished it wasn't a solo mission (especially since it's also in Embark Beach of all places), but it's better than nothing.

Quote:
Originally Posted by Aeronwen View Post
I am having a bit of trouble with it Cosy, got any hints?
For the first area, as long as you let the Krytans and Ascalonians aggro each other you can run past them as a safe way to skip it. Otherwise careful application of Tango Down and Riot Shield allows you to skip the zone entirely.

When you reach the Annihilator Golem, careful kiting helps quite a bit. Let Corporal Bane tank it, since he'll revive if he dies. Just lay down your Land Mine, use the Fragmentation Grenade for quick bursts of damage and use Stun Grenade for it's Blind, as well as the fact it'll interrupt mostly anything the Golem has as an attack skill. You can also use Stun Grenade + Club Strike + Bludgeon for an easy Deep Wound and KD while you're at it.

BrettM

BrettM

Desert Nomad

Join Date: Aug 2008

Fuzzy Physics Institute

E/

Quote:
Originally Posted by Asia Skyly View Post
Here is the best part of the entire update:

The Black Beast of Arrgh now appears only on Friday when the next day is Saturday and Sunday comes afterwards.
Sorry, but my vote goes to "Don't Daze Me, Bro!" I'm still laughing, but feeling ashamed at the same time, because what was done to that tazed guy was not funny. Classic black humor.

June Bug

June Bug

Frost Gate Guardian

Join Date: Jul 2008

W/

I came back after being afk, saw there was a new build. I restarted GW, now I can't even connect. I am in Europe. But I can't remember if I was in EU or AE dis.

Chocolate_Prayers

Chocolate_Prayers

Lion's Arch Merchant

Join Date: Oct 2007

Australia

Mo/

Another easy method to beat the golem is to find the hut with the small orange bush, and circle around it when low on HP. Since there is a dead guard nearby your "Tango Down" should regen you quite quickly.

cosyfiep

cosyfiep

are we there yet?

Join Date: Dec 2005

in a land far far away

guild? I am supposed to have a guild?

Rt/

Quote:
Originally Posted by Aeronwen View Post
I am having a bit of trouble with it Cosy, got any hints?

Yeah I would rather have something I could do with my guildies but this is still fun
yeah let bane take the damage and just pull back if you are getting hurt (use skill 8)....bane can die so no biggie......just keep using the ranged attacks...and regen if you need to--no reason NOT to since the golem will still be there and his regen is slower than yours......take the suggestion of the stun grenade over the reg one--though both do damage .....I just stayed back and hit him from ranged (my ranger was playing so that is my usual style anyways)....and bane tanked (died a few times)....

Mercury Angel

Mercury Angel

Avatar of Gwen

Join Date: Apr 2005

Wandering my own road.

It was cute and different, and I liked it. I was expecting something more intense from the community response, though. Was I missing something, or are people just that thrilled about the assortment of pop culture references?

As for tactics, the monks have Restore Conditions, which can't be used on themselves. As long as you kill the monks first, you can mindlessly spam your skills on recharge on every encounter up until the boss. If worst comes to worst on the boss, you can just kite and trap it to death.

AngelWJedi

AngelWJedi

Furnace Stoker

Join Date: Sep 2008

orlando,florida

Society of Souls [Argh]

Rt/E

Quote:
Originally Posted by cosyfiep View Post
no, I just went there...and if that is all there is....its very very lame. sorry
i agree. im sorry but that stuff sucked. this isnt gw like! this is blackops. and it isnt something i would consider "funny". now all the stuff said in the list,that stuff is funny even the error codings but not this.

Golgotha

Golgotha

Krytan Explorer

Join Date: May 2005

Rt/

Good update.

Coraline Jones

Lion's Arch Merchant

Join Date: Aug 2007

Modified Soul Society

Mo/R

I'm amazed that nobody even mentioned the obvious graphical clipping in the Guild Wars 2 Commando videos. I guess that this means we'll all get to look forward of armor clipping, weapon clipping, hair clipping, etc. in Guild Wars 2.

Skyy High

Skyy High

Furnace Stoker

Join Date: May 2006

R/

Quote:
Originally Posted by AngelWJedi View Post
i agree. im sorry but that stuff sucked. this isnt gw like!
April. Fools. Their one chance to do something utterly silly and out of place for teh lulz.

As for whether or not it's funny...humor is a subjective thing, but I think anyone can see that it certainly struck something for the majority of people here. Target audience, y'know.

This April Fools beats the ever-loving crap out of simple gender swaps or stick figures, IMO. Way to set the bar waaaay higher for next year, ANet.

Quote:
I'm amazed that nobody even mentioned the obvious graphical clipping in the Guild Wars 2 Commando videos. I guess that this means we'll all get to look forward of armor clipping, weapon clipping, hair clipping, etc. in Guild Wars 2.
/facepalm

1) You really, really think they're going to put as much effort into some one-time-use models for an April Fools video as they will for models that we'll actually play in the game?
2) I honestly didn't notice. I was too busy laughing my ass off.
3) Chill out.

Charlie Dayman

Charlie Dayman

Desert Nomad

Join Date: Apr 2009

Trifecta Luminati [TRI]

W/

Quote:
Originally Posted by metallicafan87 View Post
I see new stuff in GW, and mission, a new NPC, and a quest...all for just 1 day?!?!?! April Fools, srsly anet???? So this does answer something though...

Q: Why have we not seen or heard any news on Winds of Change content?

A: April Fools! We here on the GW1 team have taken a lot of time to add new content that will be removed in 1 day. We worked hard to get this out in time, and had to cancel working on Winds of Change just to make joke, enjoy!
Overreacting much? So they took a little time off from Winds of Change to follow through with the tradition of April Fool's. I don't see the problem here.

They just released the major content update of Merc/7 hero teams, Embark Beach, and the Dervish update. And you're complaining that they're not working on any Beyond content? Stumme and his extremely small dev team have been hard at work and have consistently delivered everything Stumme has announced. They deserve to have a little fun.

Be grateful that they've made April Fool's content that is actually playable, and not just a visual joke limited to outposts.

In any case, this and the GW2 prof are some really amazing updates. Thanks to Anet for these.

Ascended Furling

Ascended Furling

Academy Page

Join Date: Dec 2010

Netherlands

Shiro Utsuri[Koi]

Mo/

I hope this is not only this day. I like the quest. And the look of the commander.

FyrFytr998

FyrFytr998

Krytan Explorer

Join Date: Aug 2005

Connecticut USA

[ITPR]

W/

Quote:
Originally Posted by Aeronwen View Post
I am having a bit of trouble with it Cosy, got any hints?

Yeah I would rather have something I could do with my guildies but this is still fun
Go to PvX. They got a build listed in the Meta PvE section.

AngelWJedi

AngelWJedi

Furnace Stoker

Join Date: Sep 2008

orlando,florida

Society of Souls [Argh]

Rt/E

Quote:
Originally Posted by Charlie Dayman View Post
Overreacting much? So they took a little time off from Winds of Change to follow through with the tradition of April Fool's. I don't see the problem here.

They just released the major content update of Merc/7 hero teams, Embark Beach, and the Dervish update. And you're complaining that they're not working on any Beyond content? Stumme and his extremely small dev team have been hard at work and have consistently delivered everything Stumme has announced. They deserve to have a little fun.

Be grateful that they've made April Fool's content that is actually playable, and not just a visual joke limited to outposts.

In any case, this and the GW2 prof are some really amazing updates. Thanks to Anet for these.
i cant remember this far back but werent we supposed to get it first? and before the birthday thing? im pretty sure they said something like this and seen anything. yeah i can get they did a lot with the 7heros and stuff. but for us who has been waiting forever for NEW stuff;7 heros isnt new its just more heros, they couldve done this as a visual thing and still be cool. then spent that time on winds of change or anything else. just saying.


As for whether or not it's funny...humor is a subjective thing, but I think anyone can see that it certainly struck something for the majority of people here. Target audience, y'know.

^ so far in my allaince all the people who liked this..were most of the males. rest of the males and us ladies rather see something else. and to be honest a comic is funny..terminator references isnt. xD

Inde

Site Contributor

Join Date: Dec 2004

As was previously said, humor is clearly subjective. I appreciate and love what they did. Unlike previous years, I hope elements (such as a costume or mini-pet) can actually persist.

AngelWJedi

AngelWJedi

Furnace Stoker

Join Date: Sep 2008

orlando,florida

Society of Souls [Argh]

Rt/E

Quote:
Originally Posted by Inde View Post
As was previously said, humor is clearly subjective. I appreciate and love what they did. Unlike previous years, I hope elements (such as a costume or mini-pet) can actually persist.
yeah if this just be visual now that would be funny. O.O omg i can picture those itty bitty female monks people like to make in a commando suit. *rolls around laughing* or taking that one female person in the video as a "derv" outfit would funny too. xD or give us random quote like..Thats one big chicken when we see glint or the end destroyer.

chessyang

chessyang

Not far from Elite

Join Date: Apr 2006

Florida

W/

Quote:
Originally Posted by Skyy High View Post
2) I honestly didn't notice. I was too busy laughing my ass off.
yeah i just saw the "sky net" skill lolz.. oh man.. good laught on a friday!


Quote:
Originally Posted by Charlie Dayman View Post
Be grateful that they've made April Fool's content that is actually playable, and not just a visual joke limited to outposts..
yep! thanks Anet and Crew!

Dewshine Wildclaw

Dewshine Wildclaw

Lion's Arch Merchant

Join Date: Jul 2008

Planet Earth

Weapons Of Tyria [WoT]

R/

Im so glad Im not the only one that don't like this... although I can tell we are very few :/

IMO it is the worst aprils fool anet ever made...

Tomm

Krytan Explorer

Join Date: Mar 2008

W/R

So awesome words cannot express it.

Best April Fools ever!

NerfHerder

NerfHerder

Wilds Pathfinder

Join Date: Apr 2010

Quote:
Originally Posted by Charlie Dayman View Post
Overreacting much? So they took a little time off from Winds of Change to follow through with the tradition of April Fool's. I don't see the problem here.

They just released the major content update of Merc/7 hero teams, Embark Beach, and the Dervish update. And you're complaining that they're not working on any Beyond content? Stumme and his extremely small dev team have been hard at work and have consistently delivered everything Stumme has announced. They deserve to have a little fun.

Be grateful that they've made April Fool's content that is actually playable, and not just a visual joke limited to outposts.

In any case, this and the GW2 prof are some really amazing updates. Thanks to Anet for these.
I enjoyed the April Fools content too, but I dont think its over reacting. The Dervish update is one thing, its seperate. The embark beach update was nice, but it didnt have any content value like new NPCs, Skins, etc. And its pretty obvious this was a colaborative effort between the GW2 crew and the skeleton crew that's left on GW1.

I just wish they would have released at least the first part of C:WoC before they showed this to us. At least then I wouldnt have been as skeptical. Now I'm starting to wonder, how seriously are they taking GW1 after we gave them all that costume and merc hero money?

Now if youll excuse me I have to restore order to the timestream.

EDIT: That post does sound kind of harsh. I do thank ANet for ANY free content we get. It's obvious they put some time and hard work into it. I really enjoyed the terminator references and how they linked it to GW lore. And the skill videos for the commando are awesome and hilarious at the same time. This update really made my day. I look foward to even more content updates.

Malchior Devenholm

Malchior Devenholm

Krytan Explorer

Join Date: Nov 2005

The Dragon Arena!!!

Pshycho Ninjas [oGod] | Vent Rage [vR] | Zealots of Shiverpeak [ZoS]

GuildWarsGuru, the only place people can complain about free content.

code

Academy Page

Join Date: Feb 2010

Best april's fools update ever!

Why?

Frost Gate Guardian

Join Date: Oct 2006

Society Of Souls [Argh]

N/Me

that was entertaining, although i doubt they will keep it as it would make the vanguard title rather easy to get.

cosyfiep

cosyfiep

are we there yet?

Join Date: Dec 2005

in a land far far away

guild? I am supposed to have a guild?

Rt/

Quote:
Originally Posted by Malchior Devenholm View Post
GuildWarsGuru, the only place people can complain about free content.

Not all feedback will be positive. AND the people who are not happy have just as much a right to say so as those who are.

As I mentioned previously: you cant please all the people all the time. And this just didnt please some of us, so sorry we are not in the majority.

(and you have never read some other forums either---many of them allow negative feedback as well so its not just guru).

code

Academy Page

Join Date: Feb 2010

What cracked me up the most is the A.R.E.N.A. tag every Commando is wearing, so freaking genious! ;D

Oh and Andrew Patrick is watching this thread!

NewSin

Ascalonian Squire

Join Date: Feb 2011

The Vatican Assassins

Rt/N

Quote:
Originally Posted by Star_Jewel View Post
Lame.
12 characters

Hence me putting the question mark. I dont use a lot of emotes.

RedDog91

RedDog91

Desert Nomad

Join Date: Oct 2007

Farming for Nick gifts

R/

BTW, the guy being in Embark Beach isn't a prank.
He's really there now. (there was a patch)

He's got a quest.

makosi

makosi

Grotto Attendant

Join Date: Mar 2006

"Pre-nerf" is incorrect. It's pre-buff.

Requirement Begins With R [notQ]

Me/

Great stuff all round.

Malchior Devenholm

Malchior Devenholm

Krytan Explorer

Join Date: Nov 2005

The Dragon Arena!!!

Pshycho Ninjas [oGod] | Vent Rage [vR] | Zealots of Shiverpeak [ZoS]

Quote:
Originally Posted by cosyfiep View Post
Not all feedback will be positive. AND the people who are not happy have just as much a right to say so as those who are.

As I mentioned previously: you cant please all the people all the time. And this just didnt please some of us, so sorry we are not in the majority.

(and you have never read some other forums either---many of them allow negative feedback as well so its not just guru).
What does your feedback provide though? Content for the weekend, nothing lasting.

If you don't appreciate it, state so, that's fine. But not much feedback can be taken on something that doesn't apply to the core of the game.

Don Zardeone

Don Zardeone

Wilds Pathfinder

Join Date: Oct 2005

SPOILARS EVERYWHERE


It's great in that it gives 1984 free vanguard points for virtually no effort (after failing 3 times).

Win by staying out of adjacent range unless you can block or KD.
The map before the boss you can bypass all fights.

It is indeed not much but it also isn't over the top. As someone has said before that they'd rather see development on winds of change or whatever and not on a 1-day event.

Would have been nice to have a squad of 8 dudes though.

code

Academy Page

Join Date: Feb 2010

Quote:
Originally Posted by cosyfiep View Post
Not all feedback will be positive. AND the people who are not happy have just as much a right to say so as those who are.

As I mentioned previously: you cant please all the people all the time. And this just didnt please some of us, so sorry we are not in the majority.

(and you have never read some other forums either---many of them allow negative feedback as well so its not just guru).
Chill, dude, it's not meant to be a content patch.

Yet the update did include content, could that be the cause of your confusion?

Anyway <3 to ArenaNet for being totally awesome as always!!

Rocky Raccoon

Rocky Raccoon

Desert Nomad

Join Date: Jan 2007

Massachusetts, USA

Guardians of the Cosmos

R/Mo

It's bonus content, like it or not, I can appreciate ANET providing it to us. Thanks.