April Fools 2011

Lawliet Kira

Wilds Pathfinder

Join Date: Dec 2006

E/Me

First off, this quest was amazing ...if only i could use my gun....also this is a great way to max vanguard, after i did the first time, i went and did it again and this time i ran through the first area sraight to the golem, and it took around 5min all together to kill golem including running to him, so 2k vanguard per 5min sounds pretty nice to me

Hyaon

Lion's Arch Merchant

Join Date: May 2005

P/W

Well done Anet, you melted a solid cold part of me that meant I didn't have a soft spot for you but with that commando page you've done that!

code

Academy Page

Join Date: Feb 2010

When Guild Wars 2 goes live the devs should totally be using the Commando model for their ingame appearances, go A.R.E.N.A. NET secret commando!

Verene

Verene

Furnace Stoker

Join Date: Jan 2009

[SOTA]

D/

Quote:
Originally Posted by AngelWJedi View Post
i cant remember this far back but werent we supposed to get it first? and before the birthday thing? im pretty sure they said something like this
Not as far as I can recall. Anet tends to be very careful in not tying themselves to saying things like that.

Quote:
Originally Posted by AngelWJedi View Post
us ladies rather see something else.
Speak for yourself, I thought this was awesome and far better than a silly effect that only happens in an outpost.

And as far as the skill changes go, how come no one mentioned this one? Am I the only Star Wars fan here?

"Dual Sun Strike: "Deals 10...60 damage. Deals +10 damage to Sand creatures and recharges 33% faster if you are under effects of blue milk.""

thelessa

thelessa

Jungle Guide

Join Date: Jun 2005

Texas

Purple Puzycats

R/Mo

I am not a big fan of the Solo quests, this one was a cool one, but not one that I will keep repeating tho.

Love the Commando and the skills!

Karate Jesus

Karate Jesus

Forge Runner

Join Date: Apr 2008

Texas

Reign of Judgment [RoJ]

Me/

Quote:
Originally Posted by RedDog91 View Post
BTW, the guy being in Embark Beach isn't a prank.
He's really there now. (there was a patch)

He's got a quest.
Yeah....we know....we've been talking about it.....


And I think I'm going to settle down in the "why so much work for 1 day content?" camp for right now. It seems like a lot to set up, write, model, get approves, and code for such a short period of time.

Then again, my priorities and the Live Team's have rarely lined up.

Killed u man

Forge Runner

Join Date: Feb 2006

Omg, My prayers have been anwsered! A friend of mine just got a Riot Shield drop from the Golem boss!



I haven't heard of any other drops yet, but I don't think anyone knows yet. This easily is the best looking shield in the game. (Off farming Riot Shields, pz)

Bralkanar

Ascalonian Squire

Join Date: Feb 2009

thanks A.R.E.N.A Net! Loved it!
U guys are the best!
Good job! =D

AngelWJedi

AngelWJedi

Furnace Stoker

Join Date: Sep 2008

orlando,florida

Society of Souls [Argh]

Rt/E

Quote:
Originally Posted by Killed u man View Post
Omg, My prayers have been anwsered! A friend of mine just got a Riot Shield drop from the Golem boss!



I haven't heard of any other drops yet, but I don't think anyone knows yet. This easily is the best looking shield in the game. (Off farming Riot Shields, pz)
hmms and how do we know this isnt a joke? xD can we say pumkin slicer..or how ever you spell that green someone made up that dropped from tot bags.

FoxBat

Furnace Stoker

Join Date: Apr 2006

Amazon Basin [AB]

Mo/Me

This year's April Fools is GW2 hype. They probably convinced the big wigs that it was basically advertising, when people would post on sites "OMG look at Anet's april fools!" much as they have marveled at Blizzard in the past. More effort probably went into the animations on those GW2 skill videos than this quest.

Karate Jesus

Karate Jesus

Forge Runner

Join Date: Apr 2008

Texas

Reign of Judgment [RoJ]

Me/

Quote:
Originally Posted by Killed u man View Post
Omg, My prayers have been anwsered! A friend of mine just got a Riot Shield drop from the Golem boss!

I haven't heard of any other drops yet, but I don't think anyone knows yet. This easily is the best looking shield in the game. (Off farming Riot Shields, pz)
OMFG! Everyone, go quickly. Hurry up and farm that quest noawz!

*cough*

Quote:
Originally Posted by FoxBat View Post
This year's April Fools is GW2 hype. They probably convinced the big wigs that it was basically advertising, when people would post on sites "OMG look at Anet's april fools!" much as they have marveled at Blizzard in the past. More effort probably went into the animations on those GW2 skill videos than this quest.
Makes a lot of sense.

chessyang

chessyang

Not far from Elite

Join Date: Apr 2006

Florida

W/

Quote:
Originally Posted by Killed u man View Post
Omg, My prayers have been anwsered! A friend of mine just got a Riot Shield drop from the Golem boss!

I haven't heard of any other drops yet, but I don't think anyone knows yet. This easily is the best looking shield in the game. (Off farming Riot Shields, pz)
an april fools picture within an April fools thread... we need to go Deeper!

Skyy High

Skyy High

Furnace Stoker

Join Date: May 2006

R/

You think that's cool? I was farming some of the Ascalonians for karmic lulz, and I got this baby to drop:

Sexy, eh?

Neo Nugget

Neo Nugget

Site Contributor

Join Date: Jan 2006

R/

Quote:
Originally Posted by Inde View Post
As was previously said, humor is clearly subjective. I appreciate and love what they did. Unlike previous years, I hope elements (such as a costume or mini-pet) can actually persist.
They could make a boat load of money if they released a $7 Commando costume for Guild Wars today.

Yes, I would totally buy it if they did.

Bralkanar

Ascalonian Squire

Join Date: Feb 2009

Quote:
Originally Posted by Killed u man View Post
Omg, My prayers have been anwsered! A friend of mine just got a Riot Shield drop from the Golem boss!



I haven't heard of any other drops yet, but I don't think anyone knows yet. This easily is the best looking shield in the game. (Off farming Riot Shields, pz)


"Vampiric ELEMENTAL SWORD of fortitude". - I don't see any.

And your fake pic is horrible... look at the right bottom corner. lol

Regina Buenaobra

Regina Buenaobra

ArenaNet

Join Date: Apr 2008

Me/

Corporal Bane will be stationed at Embark Beach until around noon PDT on Monday, so you have the whole weekend to help him save the future.

Kook~NBK~

Grotto Attendant

Join Date: Mar 2005

A little chalet outside Drok's

Natural Born Killaz

Quote:
Originally Posted by Killed u man View Post
Omg, My prayers have been anwsered! A friend of mine just got a Riot Shield drop from the Golem boss!



I haven't heard of any other drops yet, but I don't think anyone knows yet. This easily is the best looking shield in the game. (Off farming Riot Shields, pz)
Seems kinda strange to me that that shield isn't casting a shadow. The "elemental" sword is. Hmmmmm.....

Chocolate_Prayers

Chocolate_Prayers

Lion's Arch Merchant

Join Date: Oct 2007

Australia

Mo/

Reminds me of how everyone claimed the mini polarbears were fakes too.. hehe
but I guess we'll never know if this was real or not


Quote:
Originally Posted by Regina Buenaobra View Post
Corporal Bane will be stationed at Embark Beach until around noon PDT on Monday, so you have the whole weekend to help him save the future.
Thanks for the heads up Regina

Karate Jesus

Karate Jesus

Forge Runner

Join Date: Apr 2008

Texas

Reign of Judgment [RoJ]

Me/

Quote:
Originally Posted by Neo Nugget View Post
Yes, I would totally buy it if they did.
I'm sure a lot of GW fans would. It's the same as when Blizzard releases mounts after a preview event. All the sheep to the slaughter, you know?

And they would be $9.99.

Quote:
Originally Posted by Regina Buenaobra View Post
Corporal Bane will be stationed at Embark Beach until around noon PDT on Monday, so you have the whole weekend to help him save the future.
ALL WEEKEND!?

But seriously....a BMP-sized mission for April Fools seems like a huge waste of resources. Not that the writing took long, but the coding, skills, and approvals probably wasted a week or two (at least).

AngelWJedi

AngelWJedi

Furnace Stoker

Join Date: Sep 2008

orlando,florida

Society of Souls [Argh]

Rt/E

Quote:
Originally Posted by Chocolate_Prayers View Post
Reminds me of how everyone claimed the mini polarbears were fakes too.. hehe
but I guess we'll never know if this was real or not




Thanks for the heads up Regina
considering all the things wrong in the picture i say its fake. xD..sadly now i can spot all the items wrong when before i only saw one.

AngelWJedi

AngelWJedi

Furnace Stoker

Join Date: Sep 2008

orlando,florida

Society of Souls [Argh]

Rt/E

Quote:
Originally Posted by Karate Jesus View Post
I'm sure a lot of GW fans would. It's the same as when Blizzard releases mounts after a preview event. All the sheep to the slaughter, you know?

And they would be $9.99.



ALL WEEKEND!?

But seriously....a BMP-sized mission for April Fools seems like a huge waste of resources. Not that the writing took long, but the coding, skills, and approvals probably wasted a week or two (at least).
omg. why?! why all weekend?! now its really a waste of time.. time that couldve been spent on other things. i wouldnt say its BMP size since it only one quest. but still wow how fail.

Karate Jesus

Karate Jesus

Forge Runner

Join Date: Apr 2008

Texas

Reign of Judgment [RoJ]

Me/

Quote:
Originally Posted by AngelWJedi View Post
i wouldnt say its BMP size since it only one quest. but still wow how fail.
I said BMP-sized mission. As in, the same size as one BMP mission.

Voodoo Rage

Voodoo Rage

Desert Nomad

Join Date: Mar 2008

Sacramento, CA

Geezers

R/

Is Corporal Bane supposed to be a reference to Michael Biehn who obviously played Kyle Reese in Terminator and Corporal Hicks in Aliens? If so, his name is pronounced "Bean" not "Bane".

go cubs

go cubs

Jungle Guide

Join Date: May 2007

Chicago

[SIR]

D/

Love the update lol, sooo funny and so much work put into both the quest, and the profession update.

Might have taken a lot of time to do this but to me, I dont play as much as others so I dont really care haha. Such a funny update, and if they have minis and costumes...Hell yes.

Skyy High

Skyy High

Furnace Stoker

Join Date: May 2006

R/

Quote:
Originally Posted by AngelWJedi View Post
omg. why?! why all weekend?! now its really a waste of time.. time that couldve been spent on other things. i wouldnt say its BMP size since it only one quest. but still wow how fail.
Sorry....but how is it a bigger "waste" if we can play it all weekend?

Anyway, I got a laugh out of it, I'll certainly remember this April Fool's more fondly than every past one (which amounted to "Log in. Chuckle. Log out."). If that's not worth a week of time, idk what is.

Some people are in too much of a rush to stop and smell the funny....

dagrdagaz

dagrdagaz

Krytan Explorer

Join Date: Mar 2010

NL

E/N

Just got home (from work). Havnt played the quest yet (usually read Guru forum first).

If i like it or not, i am still going to really appreciate the effort that was done this year for April 1.

More, cos the Commander Bane quest can be done entire weekend

Is it funny?! Is it a good joke?!
Dunno, perhaps the best joke part is everyone was expecting some other way to look different in outposts

code

Academy Page

Join Date: Feb 2010

Quote:
Originally Posted by AngelWJedi View Post
omg. why?! why all weekend?! now its really a waste of time.. time that couldve been spent on other things. i wouldnt say its BMP size since it only one quest. but still wow how fail.
What the hell is wrong with you?

ArenaNet has developers making this neat thing called "tools", which allow gameplay designers to create new missions without the intervention of any programmer.

-Martian-

-Martian-

Krytan Explorer

Join Date: Jul 2006

W/

Quote:
Originally Posted by Karate Jesus View Post
ALL WEEKEND!?

But seriously....a BMP-sized mission for April Fools seems like a huge waste of resources. Not that the writing took long, but the coding, skills, and approvals probably wasted a week or two (at least).


"Critizing just for the sake of it"

You'r doing it right.



Seriously, what's the point to say they "wasted resources"?

Bah.



EDIT:@all people complaining about what AngelWJedi said, sarcasm anyone?

Rocky Raccoon

Rocky Raccoon

Desert Nomad

Join Date: Jan 2007

Massachusetts, USA

Guardians of the Cosmos

R/Mo

Quote:
Originally Posted by Karate Jesus View Post
[IMG]file:///C:/DOCUME%7E1/Norfolk/LOCALS%7E1/Temp/moz-screenshot.png[/IMG]But seriously....a BMP-sized mission for April Fools seems like a huge waste of resources. Not that the writing took long, but the coding, skills, and approvals probably wasted a week or two (at least).
Thank you judge and jury. Do you still play? Are you going to play GW2?
If no why do you care if ANET takes time to provide a little fun for those who still play. If yes, you would just enjoy the content for what it is, a fun time for most.

Karate Jesus

Karate Jesus

Forge Runner

Join Date: Apr 2008

Texas

Reign of Judgment [RoJ]

Me/

Quote:
Originally Posted by Rocky Raccoon View Post
Thank you judge and jury. Do you still play? Are you going to play GW2?
Yes and no. However, I don't see how currently playing relates to me playing GW2. Why trade a good game for a bad one?

Quote:
Originally Posted by Rocky Raccoon View Post
If no why do you care if ANET takes time to provide a little fun for those who still play. If yes, you would just enjoy the content for what it is, a fun time for most.
Your "if yes" has a huuuuge amount of assumption in it

Adul

Adul

Frost Gate Guardian

Join Date: Nov 2005

Live team, you've really outdone yourselves this year! You're all doing a great job of constantly exceeding my expectations and making me a happy GW fanboy.

Here, have (a picture of) a cookie!

Chico

Lion's Arch Merchant

Join Date: Jan 2007

Quote:
Originally Posted by Kook~NBK~ View Post
Seems kinda strange to me that that shield isn't casting a shadow. The "elemental" sword is. Hmmmmm.....
Perhaps that shield is 'paper' thin. XD
Good job on the weapon icon if that's a fake shield.

Gonna farm for rep points anyway. I'm glad it'll last the whole weekend.

yitjuan

Lion's Arch Merchant

Join Date: Aug 2007

GMT +8

redt

Rt/

Quote:
Originally Posted by AngelWJedi View Post
omg. why?! why all weekend?! now its really a waste of time.. time that couldve been spent on other things. i wouldnt say its BMP size since it only one quest. but still wow how fail.
A really good attempt at sarcasm, but i rather you make fun of their ridiculously long times at putting out updates.

Jacobbs

Ascalonian Squire

Join Date: Mar 2010

Mo/

Quote:
Originally Posted by FyrFytr998 View Post
Go to PvX. They got a build listed in the Meta PvE section.
Winning!

Also, all you trolls need to lighten up. It's April Fools. Go on your Gmail Motion, and email ANet about it if you don't like it.

The forth fly

The forth fly

Krytan Explorer

Join Date: May 2008

england

Mo/

As a mission its ok short and to the point,As a joke it fails

The Real Avalon

The Real Avalon

Desert Nomad

Join Date: Jun 2006

Belgium, Ostend.

Mo/A

Has anyone had gold drops during the quest? I've had several blues drop with unnaturally low requirements.

Jacobbs

Ascalonian Squire

Join Date: Mar 2010

Mo/

Petition for KT29-Moahawk mini. Go.

Gli

Forge Runner

Join Date: Nov 2005

If people are enjoying it, it wasn't a waste of time.

Fidelity

Fidelity

Frost Gate Guardian

Join Date: Sep 2007

Quote:
Originally Posted by The Real Avalon View Post
Has anyone had gold drops during the quest? I've had several blues drop with unnaturally low requirements.
I've had a gold r8 piercing axe and a bunch of low req purples too. None since I started skipping the mobs though.

Loving this mission

Karate Jesus

Karate Jesus

Forge Runner

Join Date: Apr 2008

Texas

Reign of Judgment [RoJ]

Me/

Quote:
Originally Posted by The Real Avalon View Post
Has anyone had gold drops during the quest? I've had several blues drop with unnaturally low requirements.
Yeah, a holy smite staff. It was terrible, though.

Quote:
Originally Posted by Gli View Post
If people are enjoying it, it wasn't a waste of time.
I said resources, but same thing, I guess.

However, enjoying farming a mission for 3 days =/= to enjoying WoC sooner. In my opinion.