April Fools 2011
hitsuji182
I made a video of this mini-mission: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j5YZ6XRO-1U
If someone has a problem with Golem, you can look how I beat him. :P
If someone has a problem with Golem, you can look how I beat him. :P
wilebill
Totally and utterly awesome! Thank you ANet. Been emailing all the inactives I know.
Now, get us some assault rifle ammo and add this as a new class. Like the WoW Death Knight class sortof. The GW Death Commando! Only no special starting area. To qualify you must have finished Prophecies and EoTN campaigns.
Really this has a lot of potential. GW 1 Time Wars would also sell well. Selling 3 games is better than selling just one!
Now, get us some assault rifle ammo and add this as a new class. Like the WoW Death Knight class sortof. The GW Death Commando! Only no special starting area. To qualify you must have finished Prophecies and EoTN campaigns.
Really this has a lot of potential. GW 1 Time Wars would also sell well. Selling 3 games is better than selling just one!
AngelWJedi
exactly thats what i was trying to protray. guess i didnt type it out right. never been good at sarcasm.
Riot Narita
This is AWESOME! Squee!
And LOL @ all the misery-guts-sky-is-falling* crowd using this as yet another excuse to whine, and tell us all that this is proof that GW2 will suck.
*Skynet is falling!
And LOL @ all the misery-guts-sky-is-falling* crowd using this as yet another excuse to whine, and tell us all that this is proof that GW2 will suck.
*Skynet is falling!
Thorinfire
chessyang
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I made a video of this mini-mission: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j5YZ6XRO-1U
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Deviant Angel
Put me down as one of the ladies that found the quest and everything related to it very amusing!
I can't understand how anyone could consider this a waste of time. The whole point of today was to do something silly and/or trick people. Judging by the amount of stupid questions in almost every district, they didn't fail. Some people wanted a taste of GW2 in their GW and they got it.
Lighten up! I doubt they forgot about WoC!
I can't understand how anyone could consider this a waste of time. The whole point of today was to do something silly and/or trick people. Judging by the amount of stupid questions in almost every district, they didn't fail. Some people wanted a taste of GW2 in their GW and they got it.
Lighten up! I doubt they forgot about WoC!
Wyndy
This is great fun, thanks Anet.
Karate Jesus
Lasai
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Put me down as one of the ladies that found the quest and everything related to it very amusing!
I can't understand how anyone could consider this a waste of time. The whole point of today was to do something silly and/or trick people. Judging by the amount of stupid questions in almost every district, they didn't fail. Some people wanted a taste of GW2 in their GW and they got it. Lighten up! I doubt they forgot about WoC! |
cataphract
This has to be the greatest April fools day to date. I absolutely love and have been laughing to tears reading the update notes.
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Charm Monster: "Charm target hostile, non-human creature. Once charmed, your monster companion will travel with you whenever you have Charm Monster equipped. You can only charm monsters your level or higher." |
My New Name
lame...
if only in game thing is really the commando crap than this is the lamest april fools ever...
if only in game thing is really the commando crap than this is the lamest april fools ever...
Swingline
The mission is pretty fun but some of the spikes by the mobs are quite brutal if you don't watch out. I ran into two groups fighting with near full health, they all switched to me right away, got crippled and health hit 0 in 2 seconds. Haven't gotten a green yet but loads of golds.
EDIT: It would have been better and more fun if you could actually use the gun. Don't have to animate the bullets, just make the sound for the gun.
EDIT: It would have been better and more fun if you could actually use the gun. Don't have to animate the bullets, just make the sound for the gun.
siadina
Any chance we can get a confirm on that Riot Shield?
eek forgot to say how much this AFD kicks ass!
Mucho Commando Love!
eek forgot to say how much this AFD kicks ass!
Mucho Commando Love!
Bad Company Sin
*Wonders if those Riot shields are real*
Aba
Biggest joke so far is the Commando class for GW2 they got on there website..... i hope its a joke
Swingline
NeHoMaR
I did the "Terminator" (very good lol) mission. That's the only mission? because I don't want to miss something.
Aeronwen
Todays April Fools was very rich in content and I was amused. Good job all round.
I do wish that we didn't keep having new solo missions but more group stuff - I enjoy playing with my friends.
Anet get a cookie from me too
Oh and ty for the help everyone - yeah I found reading the skill descriptions and running away and letting Bane do all the work solved it nicely
I do wish that we didn't keep having new solo missions but more group stuff - I enjoy playing with my friends.
Anet get a cookie from me too
Oh and ty for the help everyone - yeah I found reading the skill descriptions and running away and letting Bane do all the work solved it nicely
Saldonus Darkholme
Kudos, ANet! This was a fun, quick little something for everyone's amusement. Even the update notes were kewl. I particularly liked:
Avatar of Kormir: "Elite Form. Your are permanently Blinded. Any time one of your allies finishes a quest, you get credit for completing it instead. Whenever a Dervish enchantment ends on you, you steal all enchantments, shouts, and weapon spells from all party members."
But, it was missing something. It should also have had, " While in this elite form, you body-block your party and stand around doing nothing."
If you ever actually DO create an Avatar of Kormir, I suggest you make them equip a spear, and have the animation using the spear as a blind man's cane!
Avatar of Kormir: "Elite Form. Your are permanently Blinded. Any time one of your allies finishes a quest, you get credit for completing it instead. Whenever a Dervish enchantment ends on you, you steal all enchantments, shouts, and weapon spells from all party members."
But, it was missing something. It should also have had, " While in this elite form, you body-block your party and stand around doing nothing."
If you ever actually DO create an Avatar of Kormir, I suggest you make them equip a spear, and have the animation using the spear as a blind man's cane!
TheGizzy
Right - because you're in a better position to dictate where their priorities should lay.
All week I've been on the Euro servers while ANet/NCSoft tries to get one of their peers to fix a major routing issue. In Embark beach, on Euro/English, I've not yet seen more than 4-5 other people there with me. Today I log in, and they had to have more than one district open... and mine was swamped. Still Euro/English.
Players know it's April Fools' Day... they know ANet always comes up with something... so they SHOW UP looking for it. If ANet had done nothing for today, many many MANY people would bitch. A lot more than are doing what you're doing - whining because they aren't doing things YOUR way on YOUR timeline to YOUR satisfaction.
Their priorities are right on track - pleasing the majority, and from the comments, they've done so in stellar fashion.
I don't really care for the whole military commando-esque thing in my gaming choices, but I'm still playing the content and laughing over the skill videos and the developer notes... it injected a little humor into my day, and that's always appreciated.
Now all we need is a new BBQ skill for the elementalist... "Does 80..100...150 fire damage against any Big Chicken. End effect: Causes basting for 5...10...15 seconds."
All week I've been on the Euro servers while ANet/NCSoft tries to get one of their peers to fix a major routing issue. In Embark beach, on Euro/English, I've not yet seen more than 4-5 other people there with me. Today I log in, and they had to have more than one district open... and mine was swamped. Still Euro/English.
Players know it's April Fools' Day... they know ANet always comes up with something... so they SHOW UP looking for it. If ANet had done nothing for today, many many MANY people would bitch. A lot more than are doing what you're doing - whining because they aren't doing things YOUR way on YOUR timeline to YOUR satisfaction.
Their priorities are right on track - pleasing the majority, and from the comments, they've done so in stellar fashion.
I don't really care for the whole military commando-esque thing in my gaming choices, but I'm still playing the content and laughing over the skill videos and the developer notes... it injected a little humor into my day, and that's always appreciated.
Now all we need is a new BBQ skill for the elementalist... "Does 80..100...150 fire damage against any Big Chicken. End effect: Causes basting for 5...10...15 seconds."
Diablo???
Totally awesome update~! RoFL XD
HigherMinion
Str0b0
Pinkest One
melissa b
It seems to me that the quest reward needs a nerf. 4 hour 0 -> Max Vanguard anyone?
EchoDelta
I've missed the last couple years of April Fools. So to experience this one is really great. I also enjoy the Terminator references since T1 & T2 are favorite movies. Now all we need is an Aliens movie plot tie-in
jazilla
Avatar of Kormir is totally hilarious. Fantastic job ANet! All of it was top notch.
Winterclaw
Once again warriors were neglected. No joke update skills for them. ;-;
Bralkanar
carbajac
I don't know, Corporal Bane -- Christian Bale? Does that count?
Plutoman
Got a bit of extra cartography done in the bottom right of regent valley o.O
Turned black, like the glitch in factions.
Edit: Bottom left, too, significantly more.
Turned black, like the glitch in factions.
Edit: Bottom left, too, significantly more.
FyrFytr998
djemonk
pingu666
I cant help but think it would be way more fun as a group mission :/, but its pretty well done apart from that, I enjoyed it.
wish we could get the joke skills
wish we could get the joke skills
accelerate
And why is that bad? Are you not getting your money's worth otherwise? They're giving us a bunch of free content in the form of Guild Wars Beyond. Even if they never had any of these content updates, I would've still been happy with the game. In fact, even without Guild Wars Beyond, people would still be bitching about this update because it took resources away from GW2 or some nonsense.
FyrFytr998
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Hopefully it's serious otherwise I just wasted a whole day by coming to work!
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ANET might be onto something here. A modern day RPG.....we'll call it CLAN WARS!!
Corporal Bane get to dee choppah!!
own age myname
This is brilliant ANet, absolute brillance. I love it. Screw the whiners, this is Gw1Guru, they have to whine about everything.
RedDog91