April Fools 2011

hitsuji182

hitsuji182

Lion's Arch Merchant

Join Date: Dec 2008

Poland

The Autonomy [?????????]

Mo/A

I made a video of this mini-mission: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j5YZ6XRO-1U

If someone has a problem with Golem, you can look how I beat him. :P

wilebill

wilebill

Desert Nomad

Join Date: Dec 2005

Mt Vernon, Ohio

Band of the Hawk

W/Mo

Totally and utterly awesome! Thank you ANet. Been emailing all the inactives I know.

Now, get us some assault rifle ammo and add this as a new class. Like the WoW Death Knight class sortof. The GW Death Commando! Only no special starting area. To qualify you must have finished Prophecies and EoTN campaigns.

Really this has a lot of potential. GW 1 Time Wars would also sell well. Selling 3 games is better than selling just one!

AngelWJedi

AngelWJedi

Furnace Stoker

Join Date: Sep 2008

orlando,florida

Society of Souls [Argh]

Rt/E

Quote:
Originally Posted by -Martian- View Post
"Critizing just for the sake of it"

You'r doing it right.



Seriously, what's the point to say they "wasted resources"?

Bah.



EDIT:@all people complaining about what AngelWJedi said, sarcasm anyone?
exactly thats what i was trying to protray. guess i didnt type it out right. never been good at sarcasm.

Riot Narita

Desert Nomad

Join Date: Apr 2007

This is AWESOME! Squee!

And LOL @ all the misery-guts-sky-is-falling* crowd using this as yet another excuse to whine, and tell us all that this is proof that GW2 will suck.

*Skynet is falling!

Thorinfire

Thorinfire

Frost Gate Guardian

Join Date: Dec 2005

Shiverpeaks

Ambassadors of Enlightenment [SAGE]

R/

Quote:
Originally Posted by Regina Buenaobra View Post
Corporal Bane will be stationed at Embark Beach until around noon PDT on Monday, so you have the whole weekend to help him save the future.
I think I am in love with you.

Thanks a lot

chessyang

chessyang

Not far from Elite

Join Date: Apr 2006

Florida

W/

Quote:
Originally Posted by hitsuji182 View Post
I made a video of this mini-mission: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j5YZ6XRO-1U
P
thanks!!!

Deviant Angel

Deviant Angel

Krytan Explorer

Join Date: Apr 2006

On a boat!

Homeless.

Mo/

Put me down as one of the ladies that found the quest and everything related to it very amusing!

I can't understand how anyone could consider this a waste of time. The whole point of today was to do something silly and/or trick people. Judging by the amount of stupid questions in almost every district, they didn't fail. Some people wanted a taste of GW2 in their GW and they got it.

Lighten up! I doubt they forgot about WoC!

Wyndy

Wyndy

Krytan Explorer

Join Date: Nov 2008

in the know

Chronic Chaos

N/Me

This is great fun, thanks Anet.

Karate Jesus

Karate Jesus

Forge Runner

Join Date: Apr 2008

Texas

Reign of Judgment [RoJ]

Me/

Quote:
Originally Posted by Deviant Angel View Post
Lighten up! I doubt they forgot about WoC!
Forgetting is one thing. Using resources that otherwise could have been used on the WoC is another.

Lasai

Lasai

Lion's Arch Merchant

Join Date: Apr 2009

R/

Quote:
Originally Posted by Deviant Angel View Post
Put me down as one of the ladies that found the quest and everything related to it very amusing!

I can't understand how anyone could consider this a waste of time. The whole point of today was to do something silly and/or trick people. Judging by the amount of stupid questions in almost every district, they didn't fail. Some people wanted a taste of GW2 in their GW and they got it.

Lighten up! I doubt they forgot about WoC!
I found it amusing and clever, then I watched it turn into just another exploitable farmfest and now find it rather pathetic, but that is more of a player base issue I guess. Sad to see this just become Snowball Dominance v2.

cataphract

cataphract

Forge Runner

Join Date: Aug 2005

Ashford Abbey

Hey Mallyx [icU]

Mo/Me

This has to be the greatest April fools day to date. I absolutely love and have been laughing to tears reading the update notes.


Quote:
Charm Monster: "Charm target hostile, non-human creature. Once charmed, your monster companion will travel with you whenever you have Charm Monster equipped. You can only charm monsters your level or higher."

My New Name

Krytan Explorer

Join Date: May 2008

lame...
if only in game thing is really the commando crap than this is the lamest april fools ever...

Swingline

Swingline

Forge Runner

Join Date: Sep 2010

Somewhere far away from you

The Mirror of Reason[SNOW]

W/

The mission is pretty fun but some of the spikes by the mobs are quite brutal if you don't watch out. I ran into two groups fighting with near full health, they all switched to me right away, got crippled and health hit 0 in 2 seconds. Haven't gotten a green yet but loads of golds.

EDIT: It would have been better and more fun if you could actually use the gun. Don't have to animate the bullets, just make the sound for the gun.

siadina

Academy Page

Join Date: Apr 2006

A Fate Worse Then Death

R/

Any chance we can get a confirm on that Riot Shield?

eek forgot to say how much this AFD kicks ass!
Mucho Commando Love!

Bad Company Sin

Bad Company Sin

Frost Gate Guardian

Join Date: Dec 2010

Texas

Embrace Annihilation [?????????]

A/

*Wonders if those Riot shields are real*

Aba

Aba

Wilds Pathfinder

Join Date: Dec 2006

Vancouver,Canada

Biggest joke so far is the Commando class for GW2 they got on there website..... i hope its a joke

Swingline

Swingline

Forge Runner

Join Date: Sep 2010

Somewhere far away from you

The Mirror of Reason[SNOW]

W/

Quote:
Originally Posted by Bad Company Sin View Post
*Wonders if those Riot shields are real*
I don't think they are.

NeHoMaR

NeHoMaR

Desert Nomad

Join Date: Feb 2006

I did the "Terminator" (very good lol) mission. That's the only mission? because I don't want to miss something.

Aeronwen

Aeronwen

not so much fell as.....

Join Date: Jan 2009

UK

bone

R/

Todays April Fools was very rich in content and I was amused. Good job all round.

I do wish that we didn't keep having new solo missions but more group stuff - I enjoy playing with my friends.

Anet get a cookie from me too



Oh and ty for the help everyone - yeah I found reading the skill descriptions and running away and letting Bane do all the work solved it nicely

Saldonus Darkholme

Saldonus Darkholme

Academy Page

Join Date: Feb 2009

Helping Hand of Ascalon (HAND)

N/Mo

Kudos, ANet! This was a fun, quick little something for everyone's amusement. Even the update notes were kewl. I particularly liked:

Avatar of Kormir: "Elite Form. Your are permanently Blinded. Any time one of your allies finishes a quest, you get credit for completing it instead. Whenever a Dervish enchantment ends on you, you steal all enchantments, shouts, and weapon spells from all party members."
But, it was missing something. It should also have had, " While in this elite form, you body-block your party and stand around doing nothing."

If you ever actually DO create an Avatar of Kormir, I suggest you make them equip a spear, and have the animation using the spear as a blind man's cane!

TheGizzy

TheGizzy

Krytan Explorer

Join Date: Oct 2010

A giant mitten

TeAe

E/R

Quote:
Originally Posted by X Dr Pepper X View Post
ANet knows not where their priorities should lie.
Right - because you're in a better position to dictate where their priorities should lay.

All week I've been on the Euro servers while ANet/NCSoft tries to get one of their peers to fix a major routing issue. In Embark beach, on Euro/English, I've not yet seen more than 4-5 other people there with me. Today I log in, and they had to have more than one district open... and mine was swamped. Still Euro/English.

Players know it's April Fools' Day... they know ANet always comes up with something... so they SHOW UP looking for it. If ANet had done nothing for today, many many MANY people would bitch. A lot more than are doing what you're doing - whining because they aren't doing things YOUR way on YOUR timeline to YOUR satisfaction.

Their priorities are right on track - pleasing the majority, and from the comments, they've done so in stellar fashion.

I don't really care for the whole military commando-esque thing in my gaming choices, but I'm still playing the content and laughing over the skill videos and the developer notes... it injected a little humor into my day, and that's always appreciated.

Now all we need is a new BBQ skill for the elementalist... "Does 80..100...150 fire damage against any Big Chicken. End effect: Causes basting for 5...10...15 seconds."

Diablo???

Diablo???

Forge Runner

Join Date: Jun 2005

Seattle

SPQR

N/R

Totally awesome update~! RoFL XD

HigherMinion

HigherMinion

Forge Runner

Join Date: May 2008

East Anglia, UK

Order of [Thay]

N/

Quote:
Originally Posted by Jacobbs View Post
Petition for KT29-Moahawk mini. Go.
Seconded so I can spam SOI SOI SOI SOI SOI SOI SOI.

Str0b0

Desert Nomad

Join Date: Feb 2006

North Carolina

N/Me

Quote:
Originally Posted by The Real Avalon View Post
Has anyone had gold drops during the quest? I've had several blues drop with unnaturally low requirements.
Yes I had a inscribed chakram drop q10 Dom +5/-5 nothing to write home about.

Pinkest One

Lion's Arch Merchant

Join Date: Jan 2009

Ohio

Amateur Pwnography [SeKz] Officer

Mo/

Quote:
Originally Posted by The Real Avalon View Post
Has anyone had gold drops during the quest? I've had several blues drop with unnaturally low requirements.
I got a req 11 14-21 gold Icy Flamberge...

Gotta admit they went an extra mile with this years April Fools.



Atleast better than the stick figures.

melissa b

Krytan Explorer

Join Date: Oct 2007

It seems to me that the quest reward needs a nerf. 4 hour 0 -> Max Vanguard anyone?

EchoDelta

Ascalonian Squire

Join Date: Jan 2011

R/

I've missed the last couple years of April Fools. So to experience this one is really great. I also enjoy the Terminator references since T1 & T2 are favorite movies. Now all we need is an Aliens movie plot tie-in

FoxBat

Furnace Stoker

Join Date: Apr 2006

Amazon Basin [AB]

Mo/Me

Quote:
Originally Posted by EchoDelta View Post
Now all we need is an Aliens movie plot tie-in
http://wiki.guildwars.com/wiki/Scrambled_Reinforcements

jazilla

jazilla

Desert Nomad

Join Date: Aug 2006

Guernsey Milking Coalition[MiLk]

E/Me

Avatar of Kormir is totally hilarious. Fantastic job ANet! All of it was top notch.

Winterclaw

Winterclaw

Wark!!!

Join Date: May 2005

Florida

W/

Once again warriors were neglected. No joke update skills for them. ;-;

Bralkanar

Ascalonian Squire

Join Date: Feb 2009

Quote:
Originally Posted by Winterclaw View Post
Once again warriors were neglected. No joke update skills for them. ;-;
yeh! dats no cool. ='(

carbajac

carbajac

Krytan Explorer

Join Date: Mar 2006

The Medicine Cabinet [PILL]

E/

I don't know, Corporal Bane -- Christian Bale? Does that count?

Plutoman

Krytan Explorer

Join Date: Jul 2010

E/

Got a bit of extra cartography done in the bottom right of regent valley o.O

Turned black, like the glitch in factions.

Edit: Bottom left, too, significantly more.

FyrFytr998

FyrFytr998

Krytan Explorer

Join Date: Aug 2005

Connecticut USA

[ITPR]

W/

Quote:
Originally Posted by Regina Buenaobra View Post
Corporal Bane will be stationed at Embark Beach until around noon PDT on Monday, so you have the whole weekend to help him save the future.

You April Fooling us? Not sure if serious.

djemonk

Guest

Join Date: Nov 2010

New York City

Guildasaurus Rex

W/N

Quote:
Originally Posted by FyrFytr998 View Post
You April Fooling us? Not sure if serious.
Hopefully it's serious otherwise I just wasted a whole day by coming to work!

pingu666

Jungle Guide

Join Date: Jul 2006

guildhall

[DETH]

I cant help but think it would be way more fun as a group mission :/, but its pretty well done apart from that, I enjoyed it.

wish we could get the joke skills

accelerate

Ascalonian Squire

Join Date: Oct 2008

E/

Quote:
Originally Posted by Karate Jesus View Post
Forgetting is one thing. Using resources that otherwise could have been used on the WoC is another.
And why is that bad? Are you not getting your money's worth otherwise? They're giving us a bunch of free content in the form of Guild Wars Beyond. Even if they never had any of these content updates, I would've still been happy with the game. In fact, even without Guild Wars Beyond, people would still be bitching about this update because it took resources away from GW2 or some nonsense.

FyrFytr998

FyrFytr998

Krytan Explorer

Join Date: Aug 2005

Connecticut USA

[ITPR]

W/

Quote:
Originally Posted by djemonk View Post
Hopefully it's serious otherwise I just wasted a whole day by coming to work!
I hear you. I only play GW at home now on a desk top. I used to lug a laptop to work with me prior to that, but it died. So I'm losing precious time now dammit!! All I can do tonight is surf the net or play Fable on the 360.

ANET might be onto something here. A modern day RPG.....we'll call it CLAN WARS!!

Corporal Bane get to dee choppah!!

own age myname

own age myname

Desert Nomad

Join Date: Sep 2007

Minnesota

[TAS]

R/

This is brilliant ANet, absolute brillance. I love it. Screw the whiners, this is Gw1Guru, they have to whine about everything.

RedDog91

RedDog91

Desert Nomad

Join Date: Oct 2007

Farming for Nick gifts

R/