Winds of Change preview
Splinter Slinger
Dont know if its just me but its prob my most awated content update.. since sorrow furnace.
June Bug
Guild and alliance has been talking about it all day, so now I'm so stoked and I hope it comes out today. :P
Rocky Raccoon
No weekend announcement could be a clue as to something happening.
Mireles
Give me one more hour to get off work before it goes live Anet. 
AngelWJedi
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Originally Posted by Rocky Raccoon
No weekend announcement could be a clue as to something happening.
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Charlie Dayman
Don't count your eggs before they hatch. Or however the saying goes.
But really, I do hope the first part of WoC comes out today.
But really, I do hope the first part of WoC comes out today.
Mireles
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Originally Posted by Charlie Dayman
Don't count your chickens before they hatch.
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Fixed that for you
John Stumme
I think this thread should now be about haikus on the topic of Master Togo. Here's what I've got:
Ah, Master Togo
I did not know you were here
Watch out for sharp sticks
Ah, Master Togo
I did not know you were here
Watch out for sharp sticks
Lordkrall
Hmm, that could mean two things:
The update goes live within an hour
or
The update won't go live until Stumme is back ^^
The update goes live within an hour
or
The update won't go live until Stumme is back ^^
Apok
Here's another one:
Hello, John Stumme
Enough of these bad riddles
When will the Change come?
Hello, John Stumme
Enough of these bad riddles
When will the Change come?
Malchior Devenholm
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Originally Posted by John Stumme
I think this thread should now be about haikus on the topic of Master Togo. Here's what I've got:
Ah, Master Togo I did not know you were here Watch out for sharp sticks |
My turn!
Oh the Winds of Change!
John Stumme, the god of winds,
Please press the button!
BenjZee
My favourite proffesion was monk, we had mhenlo...he is canthan. Then ritualists were created and we were given togo as our next bodyguard 
RIP and i love you! I hope we get miniature versions of the both of you like Evennia and Salma.
Theres me thinking Stumme only liked the younger ones like Koss and Kieran?
RIP and i love you! I hope we get miniature versions of the both of you like Evennia and Salma.Theres me thinking Stumme only liked the younger ones like Koss and Kieran?
Andrew Patrick
Oooo I got one!
Poor Master Togo
Interchangeable Plasma
totally owned you.
Poor Master Togo
Interchangeable Plasma
totally owned you.
Kerwyn Nasilan
Rurik ran ahead
But Togo stayed far behind
Both still annoy me
But Togo stayed far behind
Both still annoy me
Verene
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Originally Posted by Malchior Devenholm
Epic haiku!
My turn! Oh the Winds of Change! John Stumme, the god of winds, Please press the button! |
BenjZee
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Originally Posted by Kerwyn Nasilan
Rurik ran ahead
But Togo stayed far behind Both still annoy me |
Charlie Dayman
Our Master Togo,
When he was slain by Shiro
Did anyone care?
When he was slain by Shiro
Did anyone care?
Malchior Devenholm
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Originally Posted by Charlie Dayman
Our Master Togo,
When he was slain by Shiro Did anyone care? |
Verene
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Originally Posted by Charlie Dayman
Our Master Togo,
When he was slain by Shiro Did anyone care? |
Ritualists are not tanks.
Was anyone surprised?
dansamy
I vote for ... ponies!
Yeah. Dude. Hit the button!!!!
Yeah. Dude. Hit the button!!!!
Bargamer
Sitting at my desk
Winds of Change blow already!
Season 4 was lame
Winds of Change blow already!
Season 4 was lame
Charlie Dayman
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Originally Posted by Malchior Devenholm
BAH HA HA, epic win Charlie!
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Emperor Bush
master togo nude
my journey to the whirlpool
boy becomes a man
Where I come from, all haikus must end with "boy becomes a man"
my journey to the whirlpool
boy becomes a man
Where I come from, all haikus must end with "boy becomes a man"
BenjZee
I wanna see some Master Togo Appericaiton motivationals, like the WiK propaganda
Bargamer
My Little Pony
Colon Friendship is Magic
Man becomes a boy.
Colon Friendship is Magic
Man becomes a boy.
-Makai-
What creature is this?!
Togo says he is disgraced.
Norgu feeds his face.
Togo says he is disgraced.
Norgu feeds his face.
Hyprocyon
Oh Master Togo
I couldn't help but kill you
Your slayer, Shiro.
I couldn't help but kill you
Your slayer, Shiro.
SyoM
Oh Master Togo,
We seek the winds that are changed,
Tell john to send them.
We seek the winds that are changed,
Tell john to send them.
razerbeak
Master Togo thinks:
half-brother leads whole nation
but my voice still cracks
half-brother leads whole nation
but my voice still cracks
Apok
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Originally Posted by BenjZee
I wanna see some Master Togo Appericaiton motivationals, like the WiK propaganda
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LordDragon
In the evening light
Riding the winds of changed seas
Alone stands Togo
Riding the winds of changed seas
Alone stands Togo
Darcy
Togo not too bad
Don't forget worse is to come
Kormir twice as bad
EDIT: I knew that; it's the heat.
Don't forget worse is to come
Kormir twice as bad
EDIT: I knew that; it's the heat.
Apok
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Originally Posted by Darcy
Togo not too bad
Don't forget worse is to come Kormir makes him look good now |
Fix it.
BenjZee
Togo may not have died if he learnt SoS and Anet decided to buff it earlier...i blame it all on John
Bargamer
Judge him not harshly
Back in the swinging sixties,
Togo brought the pot.
Back in the swinging sixties,
Togo brought the pot.
razerbeak
Winds of Change comes out
No voice acting or cut scenes
Togo less bad now
No voice acting or cut scenes
Togo less bad now
Lishy
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Originally Posted by John Stumme
Ah, Master Togo
I did not know you were here Watch out for sharp sticks |
~ Master Togo
Does this mean we will be able to use sticks as a sword and kill Abbaddon with a stick!?
Or that old Togo will suddenly become young again, and return as a baddass with his BMP skills!? :O
LordDragon
Now for some lower humor
The Limerick!
There once was a man called Stumme
Who sat while rubbing his tummy
He asked about Togo
A haiku would bestow
wind and a change that's not crummy
The Limerick!
There once was a man called Stumme
Who sat while rubbing his tummy
He asked about Togo
A haiku would bestow
wind and a change that's not crummy
Leighwyn
Skipped all the cutscenes...
Only played through Factions once...
Who's Master Togo????
Only played through Factions once...
Who's Master Togo????
LordDragon
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Originally Posted by Leighwyn
Skipped all the cutscenes...
Only played through Factions once... Who's Master Togo???? |