Retarded Group-Pick-Up Lines

"Forming PRO group for UW - PROS ONLY!!!"

Professionals? He wants only those who expect to be paid for joining? He wants only EBay farmers?

"hey beautiful, saw you from the statue of grenth, and, well, i just scraped my knees cause i fell head over heals in love with your healing. so...uh...wanna join my group?"

Bahaha, just saw this little gem in TOA:

"R3 book holder lfg"

I was making a group for one of the southern shiverpeak missions and a ranger wanted in the group. Only he was a level 3 Ranger. I asked him how he could help the group...so he showed off his wolf rank. That bothered me.

Maybe he knew how to play the game, but a level 3 ranger wasn't going to do the group any good.

Not a pickup line but im getting annoyed with spammers who use the following to avoid antispam.

WTS Ecto .............1
WTS Ecto .............2
WTS Ecto .............3
WTS Ecto .............4
WTS Ecto .............5
WTS Ecto .............6
etc
etc

I wanted to buy a shard last night but couldn't find any sellers other than one person doing the above. I didn't buy from them simply because I detest spammers. Oh when will ANET let me add more people to my ignore list

Anyway back to the topic...

"LFG"
and
"How do I kill the doppleganger?"

are my two most hated.

Grrrrr, generaly when i see the WTS /WTB ...1 ....2.....3 etc i just ignore it but
recently i found that sending a pm to the ...1...2...3...4 person in the form of.

SPAM....1
SPAM....2
SPAM....3
SPAM....4
SPAM....5
SPAM....6
SPAM....7

Until they either give up, pm back or just plain /ignore me seems to work, ...

Not a pickup line.. but came across this the other time:

"NEED RUNE TO UW"

Anyone know what the guy wanted?