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Originally Posted by 96TSi
"hi im tom" whenever im not getting the spam chat msg :-P im actually suprised noone has figured out what that is from when i spam it every 10 seconds :-P
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Retarded Group-Pick-Up Lines
Yichi
Alleji
"55 monk LF SS/SV for you know what"
NinjaKai
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Originally Posted by 96TSi
i got called a noob today for being a w/r>> "omg you noob, gonna bow attack with a warrior? @#$ loser"
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Lord Iowerth
Picture says it all. Just struck me as funny 
T1Cybernetic
"I'm a noobish leaver, can I join..." 
The Renegade Healer
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Originally Posted by Lord Iowerth
Picture says it all. Just struck me as funny
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Lord Iowerth
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Originally Posted by The Renegade Healer
haha that is pure hilarity right there.
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Eugaet
I've used the following:
7/8 GLF Ranger whose middle name is Danger
7/8 GLF MM that melts in my mouth, not in my ha...wait, what'd I just say? That's not right...
7/8 GLF Tank who likes to kick arse and chew bubblegum...but is all out of bubblegum...
7/8 GLF Female (profession) who's really a guy on the other end of the keyboard
...among others, those are the only ones I can remember right now. The 'danger' and 'bubblegum' ones netted me some of the best players with which I've ever PUG'd.
7/8 GLF Ranger whose middle name is Danger
7/8 GLF MM that melts in my mouth, not in my ha...wait, what'd I just say? That's not right...
7/8 GLF Tank who likes to kick arse and chew bubblegum...but is all out of bubblegum...
7/8 GLF Female (profession) who's really a guy on the other end of the keyboard
...among others, those are the only ones I can remember right now. The 'danger' and 'bubblegum' ones netted me some of the best players with which I've ever PUG'd.
Cjlr
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Originally Posted by Lord Iowerth
MS Paint FTL
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Ewww. That was horrible grammar. Oh well.
Ruvaen
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Originally Posted by MistressYichi
i was bored in ToA last night before doing 4 man FoW and spammed:
"Starting orgy, invite self" - 10 w/mo invites and 9 pm's.... |
Colon's Fury
I've seen many bad PUG lines...while this isn't a pickup line, it is a story of what happened to me recently.
I just started a new character recently (a Me/N because I hadn't tried full out mesmer before) and was trying to get a group together for the Fort Ranik mission. I think I was around level 10 at this point (either 9 or 10 don't remember for sure) and already had a monk in the group, who was level 6. I didn't really care too much what level anybody is that early because the missions are stupid easy, but another monk had self-invited - and he was level 11. So after I reject him, I get a whisper saying (don't remember exactly what he said) : "OMG! You kept the level 6! I'm lvl 11 with droks armor! You noob!" So I go to whisper him back and try to tell him that I don't really care about who has what this early, and he says "Sorry I don't talk to NOOBS" then switches his settings to do not disturb. Some people....
I just started a new character recently (a Me/N because I hadn't tried full out mesmer before) and was trying to get a group together for the Fort Ranik mission. I think I was around level 10 at this point (either 9 or 10 don't remember for sure) and already had a monk in the group, who was level 6. I didn't really care too much what level anybody is that early because the missions are stupid easy, but another monk had self-invited - and he was level 11. So after I reject him, I get a whisper saying (don't remember exactly what he said) : "OMG! You kept the level 6! I'm lvl 11 with droks armor! You noob!" So I go to whisper him back and try to tell him that I don't really care about who has what this early, and he says "Sorry I don't talk to NOOBS" then switches his settings to do not disturb. Some people....
tuna-fish_sushi
"L33t Warrior with +3 mending LFG:for FOW (how do i get to FOW)I CAN TANK ANYTHING!!"
or
at Newer version of UW
"55monk LF SS necro to farm gr33ns and shards!!"
or
at Newer version of UW
"55monk LF SS necro to farm gr33ns and shards!!"
Francis Demeules
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Originally Posted by tuna-fish_sushi
"55monk LF SS necro to farm gr33ns and shards!!"
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before I do Kurzick
"GLF MONK WE DONT NEED SMITE BC IT EASY SO GO F**** URSEF SMITERS"
my line for Kruzick after got some monks (4 monks)
"Smite Groups LF more, we have 4 monks!!!!!!"
zelira
Had this happen to me a while ago, when I was helping a guildie in Borlis Pass.
Male Ranger runs up to me and points.
Then in local chat: Hey you with the skimpy top, come join us!!!
My Female Ele: /shoo
Male Ranger runs up to me and points.
Then in local chat: Hey you with the skimpy top, come join us!!!
My Female Ele: /shoo
The_Janitor
"LFG"
Man people that just say that really get udner my skin. WHAT do you need to group for and why? Specifics people..
Man people that just say that really get udner my skin. WHAT do you need to group for and why? Specifics people..
Lord Iowerth
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Originally Posted by Eugaet
I've used the following:
7/8 GLF Ranger whose middle name is Danger 7/8 GLF MM that melts in my mouth, not in my ha...wait, what'd I just say? That's not right... 7/8 GLF Tank who likes to kick arse and chew bubblegum...but is all out of bubblegum... 7/8 GLF Female (profession) who's really a guy on the other end of the keyboard ...among others, those are the only ones I can remember right now. The 'danger' and 'bubblegum' ones netted me some of the best players with which I've ever PUG'd. |
That's Ranger ... middle name: Danger ... and my Emo-styled Moa bird with the spiked wristbands and such.
Stormlord Alex
W/Mo LFG, or any variations of it. So many wammos... Changing to W/Me was the best decision i ever made.
Often I'll advertise, "Rushing aggroing Leeroy Frenzy tank LFG... i use teh m3nding and teh f1ery dargon sord!1!one!", and all the W/Mo's whisper me "SHUT THE RED ENGINE GORED ENGINE GORED ENGINE GORED ENGINE GO UP NOOB". lol
Often I'll advertise, "Rushing aggroing Leeroy Frenzy tank LFG... i use teh m3nding and teh f1ery dargon sord!1!one!", and all the W/Mo's whisper me "SHUT THE RED ENGINE GORED ENGINE GORED ENGINE GORED ENGINE GO UP NOOB". lol
Adaria
You have to admit, it is fun to see some of the strange, silly things people say to get others to join their group. I can rant a bout particular experience with a monk once, but I'll refrain from that. I"ll just leave it at this, for now, until I find something mor eocnstructive to add. [Damn spacebar]
I"ll just leave it at this, for now, until I find something mor eocnstructive to add. [Damn spacebar]
drowningfish999
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Originally Posted by Lord Iowerth
Well, the good 'ol FPE had me creating a new character ... and Eugaet's post reminded me of a good ranger name I wanted to use. Enjoy
That's Ranger ... middle name: Danger ... and my Emo-styled Moa bird with the spiked wristbands and such. |
Winterclaw
The other night just for fun I said "GLF 5 monks for mission" in an area where you can have only 6 members. The funny part was that for a second, I actually got a join request from a monk.
The Real Roy Keane
Saw this gem in HA:
'Exp Ritualist LF group no n00bs.'
Seriously, the profession's been available for two days..how can you describe yourself as experienced?
'Exp Ritualist LF group no n00bs.'
Seriously, the profession's been available for two days..how can you describe yourself as experienced?
Francis Demeules
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Originally Posted by The Real Roy Keane
Saw this gem in HA:
'Exp Ritualist LF group no n00bs.' Seriously, the profession's been available for two days..how can you describe yourself as experienced? |
My line
Market place
Ritualist to channel your TV and watch "Help for the Luxon" I bring chips!!
bebe
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Originally Posted by koneko
"lOL jOIn US MONKeYs, WE hAvE BANANAS!!!!Q!"
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thats cute :X
bananas! Dx<<
Sakurai
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Originally Posted by ElinoraNeSangre
I've been trying the polite well-articulated group invite shouts, and I usually get nothing for it, too. It's frustrating; I keep thinking that there's got to be like minded people, but I'm not finding them.
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It's just quite a pity that to actually get noticed involves lowering yourself to the half-brained idiotic mindset of many.
Gonzo
"Experienced Assasin LFP helping the luxons!" in House.
Poison Ivy
Nub : AD ME ZOMFAGS, i reprt u if u dnt add me LOLZZLOlozllozllOZLOLOLLOL
nightrunner
I've seen people trying to get groups in Randoms.
"R3 IWAY W/R STARTING IWAY FOR M+B"
"R3 IWAY W/R STARTING IWAY FOR M+B"
xiv
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Originally Posted by The Real Roy Keane
Saw this gem in HA:
'Exp Ritualist LF group no n00bs.' Seriously, the profession's been available for two days..how can you describe yourself as experienced? |
d3kst3r
"Elementalist looking for some people."
The Unknown Enemy
"EXP MOKN LFG!! NO IDOITS OR N00BS!! INV ME!!"
"HEAL ME MONK!!" I ping I had 0 energy to start with, and he charges in.
"winter!" Gee...give me some time for it to charge up!!
"RES ME RES ME" Sheesh, i'm using rebirth and I have to heal the party, wtf do you want me to do?!
And not really a pick up line, but, my favorite thing to watch--an ele thinking s/he can tank. I've been runnign Hell's Precipice many times over the past few days, and i've told eles at LEAST 50 million times not to charge in. And guess what...they do, trying to use inferno or what not.
"HEAL ME MONK!!" I ping I had 0 energy to start with, and he charges in.
"winter!" Gee...give me some time for it to charge up!!
"RES ME RES ME" Sheesh, i'm using rebirth and I have to heal the party, wtf do you want me to do?!
And not really a pick up line, but, my favorite thing to watch--an ele thinking s/he can tank. I've been runnign Hell's Precipice many times over the past few days, and i've told eles at LEAST 50 million times not to charge in. And guess what...they do, trying to use inferno or what not.
VGJustice
As seen in ToA:
GLF FoW
Is this "Good Luck Finding the Fissure of Woe"? I lean towards "Group Looking For Fissure of Woe!"
When I pointed this out in local chat, everyone got a good laugh out of it. Mostly the guy who said it. XD
GLF FoW
Is this "Good Luck Finding the Fissure of Woe"? I lean towards "Group Looking For Fissure of Woe!"
When I pointed this out in local chat, everyone got a good laugh out of it. Mostly the guy who said it. XD
Omnidragon42
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Originally Posted by The Real Roy Keane
Saw this gem in HA:
'Exp Ritualist LF group no n00bs.' Seriously, the profession's been available for two days..how can you describe yourself as experienced? |
Saw this earlier:
"R6 LFG, can play anything but war ele mes ranger monk necro, NO TS, NO VENT, Blind invite please"
In HA
The Real Roy Keane
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Originally Posted by Omnidragon42
I've seen some pretty sweet rit play the past 2 days man :P
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I'm just saying you can't be experienced in a class you've played with for two days, regardless of how many skills you've unlocked for it.
Swinging Fists
Not so much a pickup line, but not long ago, after having just joined a PUG for one of the missions in the Southern Shiverpeaks, I prompty asked "So, you want me to tank?" - as a W/Mo. At least I found it amusing.
crazy diamond
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Originally Posted by LuxA
"GLF 2 f*cking monks. invite self."
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Sereng Amaranth
when I get bored...
LFG sex
LFG sex
Megla Zero
*knows most people are gonna hate this*
sometimes when I get bored I'll just run around LA screaming out random stuff about Jesus... like:
JESUS IS THE WORLDS BEST RUNNER! HE CAN EVEN TELEPORT!! ZOMG!
or random things like that. Its all in good fun, and I haven't managed to piss anyone off yet, but I'm just waiting for the day some religious person is gonna flip out at me. I'll probably screenshot it and laugh
sometimes when I get bored I'll just run around LA screaming out random stuff about Jesus... like:
JESUS IS THE WORLDS BEST RUNNER! HE CAN EVEN TELEPORT!! ZOMG!
or random things like that. Its all in good fun, and I haven't managed to piss anyone off yet, but I'm just waiting for the day some religious person is gonna flip out at me. I'll probably screenshot it and laugh
Necromas
"Sucky sucky, five dolla!"
(sorry if it's too inapropriate)
(sorry if it's too inapropriate)
Ghozer
*** rank 9 iway lfg rank 3+ ***
and cause i hate Iway so much..
*** lfg, iway only ***
and cause i hate Iway so much..
*** lfg, iway only ***
Talon Silverwing
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Originally Posted by Sereng Amaranth
when I get bored...
LFG sex |