Retarded Group-Pick-Up Lines
wsmcasey
wammo lfg
Ninetail Trickster
'lfg for last day dawns'
'its not from here'
Guy said this in Yak's Bend.
'its not from here'
Guy said this in Yak's Bend.
FalconDance
I loved the W/R (I think that was his secondary) in Sanctum who advertised himself as a monk healer. Everyone was ignoring him......I mean, he was obviously a warrior in full tank armor. Finally I reminded him that he was a warrior not a monk.
His answer: "No, I really am a monk, it's just a glitch". We didn't invite him.
His answer: "No, I really am a monk, it's just a glitch". We didn't invite him.
Night Daftshadow
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Originally Posted by jciardha
Hell's Precipice with guildies last night, and we already had six people. The group leader got a join request from a warrior and a monk. We were setting up when over guildchat two more guildies said they'd join the party at Hell's. And well, sorry, but guildies have priority over random pickups.
 The team leader told the warrior and the monk, "Sorry, but we've got guildies coming, so we'll need you to drop please." Their response: "----ing retards! LOL u'll never make it without us! stupid ----! i do ur mom!" Uh, yeah, very mature. Hell's Precipice was a cakewalk with guildies, as usual. |
what are these people? 13-14 yr olds? LOL. anyway, HP is also a cake with henchies. they're better than 80% of those incompetent pugs. i remember one time the pug i was in, the group was in trouble from the get go. i dont understand how they could die 5mins right from the start of HP? LOL. this didnt happen once, it has happened a few times with other pugs.
here's a pick up line i've seen recently,
"GLF nubs for mission"
fiery
I c gawd I am 1337 , g3t m3.
JR
godly Tank Lfg No Noobs!!!!11
Star Alfur
In THK ... "LF quitters, noobs, and ****tards for mission only! invite yourselves!" (He actually received blind invites too. -_-)
Alcazanar
this is the worst of them all
"im a 1337 jedi invite me W/E"
i mean jedis are NOOBS
SITH OWNAG3 LOLOLOLOL!!!!!11!1
"im a 1337 jedi invite me W/E"
i mean jedis are NOOBS
SITH OWNAG3 LOLOLOLOL!!!!!11!1
Mimi Miyagi
I always crack up when I see:
(leader of a group): LFG for xxx mission + bonus, no noobs!
How can he be LFG when he's already IN a group?
(leader of a group): LFG for xxx mission + bonus, no noobs!
How can he be LFG when he's already IN a group?
Count to Potato
My favorite is, tired of Ranked groups, join mine i have 0 fame!
Kook~NBK~
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Originally Posted by Ninetail Trickster
'lfg for last day dawns'
'its not from here' Guy said this in Yak's Bend. |
Ninetail Trickster
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Originally Posted by Kook~NBK~
There's a lot of people starting LDD from Yaks, just to get those extra 2 people to help out.
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Holy heck, that makes a lot more sense.
Thanks for the correction. >_<;
'kay, a replacement:
'lfg of people for whatever...'
Diablo???
"LFG for mish + bonus, mesmers n necros not allowed so beat it~!"
wow.
wow.
The New Guy
"W/Mo LFG!! I have FoW Armor!!"
DraZer
Elite W/Mo with elite armor LFG
Francis Demeules
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Originally Posted by Diablo™
"LFG for mish + bonus, mesmers n necros not allowed so beat it~!"
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Anyway I got three recently
Hell Precipice
"GLF more, must be infused"
Augury Rock (First time for sure)
"LFG, no quitters or afk, to beat doppleganger"
Dragon's Lair
"Monk LFG. Got beer to get Glint drunk to do bonus
rancidgoat
"our group sucks, monks please join"
Matsumi
tank LFG for mission, I have droks!
umm, sorry, but droks really doesn't matter here... didn't mean to burst your "I am god!" bubble
umm, sorry, but droks really doesn't matter here... didn't mean to burst your "I am god!" bubble
Misa
I have a thing against people who spam "mish" instead of "mission" >.<
It makes me feel like playing with baby-talk people.
Anyways... I saw this in Iron Mines last night:
"LF f**king runners to run me to xxxx."
*thinks to self* Like that will get you any nice free runners to run you....
It makes me feel like playing with baby-talk people.
Anyways... I saw this in Iron Mines last night:
"LF f**king runners to run me to xxxx."
*thinks to self* Like that will get you any nice free runners to run you....
Sir Skullcrasher
LFG Will pay anything to get in it! Funny thing is a ranger were saying this in Warcamp once... Guess they're desperate enough to do anything. 
And i see this alot in ToA
LFG tank with FoW armors and max weapons invite me
LFG i beat the game twices and have all the skills unlock (yeah right :P)
And i see this alot in ToA
LFG tank with FoW armors and max weapons invite me
LFG i beat the game twices and have all the skills unlock (yeah right :P)
Lord Iowerth
In random arenas: "LFG" of any kind (I usually whisper these poor folks to help them out, and say "you can't group ... it's random" ... most of the time I get an "oh, thanks" but sometimes a "stfu, noob.")
(a guildie of mine, being a smartass): "Looking for group, i'm new to this Everquest game"
"Group with 3 monks looking for battery necro"
And someone way back (speak up if you're reading this!) stated that "GLF Monks" doesn't really mean "Group Looking For Monks" but "Good Luck Finding Monks," which i've believed ever since i've read that
(a guildie of mine, being a smartass): "Looking for group, i'm new to this Everquest game"
"Group with 3 monks looking for battery necro"
And someone way back (speak up if you're reading this!) stated that "GLF Monks" doesn't really mean "Group Looking For Monks" but "Good Luck Finding Monks," which i've believed ever since i've read that
TheMosesPHD
Well when I'm on my warrior in the south shivers I often get this whole thing where some random person comes over and stares at me for a little while. Sometimes they'll sort of tweak around you looking at you from different angles. I figure they're just looking at my leetzor armor because I have it dyed nicely, but then after like a minute they'll PM and say. "can you run me to xxx?" I click on their name and they're lvl 13 or some rubbish. The silliest one was when I was standing in Ice Caves of Sorrows and some silly warrior comes up to me like this and asks me to run him to Marhan's Grotto... Ice Caves to Grotto has got to be THE most impossible run on the planet.
Sofonisba
I’ve posted this on our own guild forum as one of our classic moments. Still makes me chuckle.
(All in local chat in THK unless otherwise specified; our guild tag is BHG.)
Crazyass Monk: "lfg MONK not playing no baby toy we finish first try quest with SUCCES"
<spammed>
[Translation: "I'm not messing around here. I'm a monk and I'd just like to get this mission done."]
Crazyass Monk: "SRY I KICK RANGER"
Crazyass Monk: "COME BACK"
[Translation A: "I'm so sorry, Ranger, I accidentally kicked you. Will you please come back?" Translation B: "I'm sorry I couldn't let you into my group. I have now kicked the ranger. Will you please come back?"]
Crazyass Monk standing next to me (also a monk):
Crazyass Monk: "HEY" <wave emote>
Crazyass Monk: "MONK YOU ASK"
Crazyass Monk: "MONK YOU ASK"
Crazyass Monk: "are you much BHG?"
Me: "yes we are very much bhg"
[Translation: "Please invite me to your group. Or is your group all BHG?"]
{whisper}
Crazyass Monk: "7 ok?" <--we had seven in the group
Crazyass Monk: "cause i wanna ask if you take me and my noob ranger" <--was this the same ranger she kicked?
Me: "sorry, we are waiting on a guildie"
It is part of our own guild's lore now.
(All in local chat in THK unless otherwise specified; our guild tag is BHG.)
Crazyass Monk: "lfg MONK not playing no baby toy we finish first try quest with SUCCES"
<spammed>
[Translation: "I'm not messing around here. I'm a monk and I'd just like to get this mission done."]
Crazyass Monk: "SRY I KICK RANGER"
Crazyass Monk: "COME BACK"
[Translation A: "I'm so sorry, Ranger, I accidentally kicked you. Will you please come back?" Translation B: "I'm sorry I couldn't let you into my group. I have now kicked the ranger. Will you please come back?"]
Crazyass Monk standing next to me (also a monk):
Crazyass Monk: "HEY" <wave emote>
Crazyass Monk: "MONK YOU ASK"
Crazyass Monk: "MONK YOU ASK"
Crazyass Monk: "are you much BHG?"
Me: "yes we are very much bhg"
[Translation: "Please invite me to your group. Or is your group all BHG?"]
{whisper}
Crazyass Monk: "7 ok?" <--we had seven in the group
Crazyass Monk: "cause i wanna ask if you take me and my noob ranger" <--was this the same ranger she kicked?
Me: "sorry, we are waiting on a guildie"
It is part of our own guild's lore now.
Star Alfur
Oo I forgot one. Saw this in War Camp not very long ago ...
"lf fow or 15k armoured tank oro! EXP please!"
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"lf fow or 15k armoured tank oro! EXP please!"
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SirJackassIII
"R9 LFG for Infuse run" <_<
Seriously...a W/R in the IWAY era...
When looking for monks: "Looking for monkies, they get monkey nuts if they join"...then getting random invites by Eles and Rangers....-.-"
Seriously...a W/R in the IWAY era...
When looking for monks: "Looking for monkies, they get monkey nuts if they join"...then getting random invites by Eles and Rangers....-.-"
art_
In HA:
'Stance Tank lf pro team'
In Droks
'XXXXXXXXX plz, plz, plz, can sum1 gif me gold 4 new aarma?!!!! XXXXXXX'
'Stance Tank lf pro team'
In Droks
'XXXXXXXXX plz, plz, plz, can sum1 gif me gold 4 new aarma?!!!! XXXXXXX'
Eviance
Absolute best ever - I was in HoH with some friends and we needed a warrior (we saw some guy spam warrior LFG, so we snatched him)- so we get this warrior and asked what his skills were
Warrior: warrior skills (DUH!)
Us: yes we figured that, but what skills out of the warrior selection are you carrying?
Warrior: *names off a BUNCH of stances*
We sat there laughing cause we didn't need a stance tank.... WHO NEEDS A STANCE TANK IN HoH!!!?!?!?!? We explained that this was NOT FoW and that if he couldn't change his skills he would have to go - he called us f*ing noobs and left the group.... AND THEN HE TRIED TO ADD HIMSELF AGAIN!
(so what is with these STANCE tanks trying to do HoH? It confuses me to no end!)
A guildie, my mate, and myself were in RoF last night and they were spamming like mad for monks.... >_> The guildie left our party and took his monk butt over to the center and started dancing lol.... It's nice to have monks (competent ones) in your guild
Warrior: warrior skills (DUH!)
Us: yes we figured that, but what skills out of the warrior selection are you carrying?
Warrior: *names off a BUNCH of stances*
We sat there laughing cause we didn't need a stance tank.... WHO NEEDS A STANCE TANK IN HoH!!!?!?!?!? We explained that this was NOT FoW and that if he couldn't change his skills he would have to go - he called us f*ing noobs and left the group.... AND THEN HE TRIED TO ADD HIMSELF AGAIN!
(so what is with these STANCE tanks trying to do HoH? It confuses me to no end!)
A guildie, my mate, and myself were in RoF last night and they were spamming like mad for monks.... >_> The guildie left our party and took his monk butt over to the center and started dancing lol.... It's nice to have monks (competent ones) in your guild
Tsunami Rain
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Originally Posted by LuxA
"GLF 2 f*cking monks. invite self."
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I'm guessing that was in ToA. If it was, I was there
I was laughing too.Quote:
| "Looking for a monk so cool he freezes half the continent where ever he walks!" |
onyo
i say "pwnage lfg"........ hasnt really worked yet, but i put myself out there
art_
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Originally Posted by Tsunami Rain
"r3 monk looking for EXPERIENCED FoW group" |
cuevas
in ROF i hate it when i see people say, "LEVEL 20 WARRIOR (TANK) w/ 15k INFUSED ARMOR LFG"
Sents
WTF is the big deal with blind invites, sounds like a bunch of spoiled babies whining, how dare you invite me into a group. #### me, if you dont like it, press reject,if you are getting a sore finger too bad quit, poor babies, everday I come her theres a new bitch list(not that this post was started that way, but thats what it immediatley turns into too). The GW's crowd is filled with more whiners and babies than any other gaming group Ive ever belonged too(and there have been many). Its like people feel they are owed an experience just cause they bought the game, you aint owed jack, if you think you are, well you are a dreamer . I think there needs to be a new forum started at GWG, called the Pissing and Whining posts
Mustache Mayhem
here's the best one I like to spam.. "red headed warrior needed for midget abuse"
some others..
Special Olympics LFG
"Big Fat Daddy wants some love in the grotto" followed by a quick "stfu" and he said "With what?"
some others..
Special Olympics LFG
"Big Fat Daddy wants some love in the grotto" followed by a quick "stfu" and he said "With what?"
linh
Many times in ToA I have seen :
" experienced TANK lfg, I am infused ". Oh yeah, maybe shadows and undeads have learned Spectral Agony recently.
To form a group for missions after Iron Mines or to go to UW/FoW, the more important thing for me is being sure you have done both attribute quests, not rank xx or FoW armor or " I have 3 millions+ xp"
" experienced TANK lfg, I am infused ". Oh yeah, maybe shadows and undeads have learned Spectral Agony recently.
To form a group for missions after Iron Mines or to go to UW/FoW, the more important thing for me is being sure you have done both attribute quests, not rank xx or FoW armor or " I have 3 millions+ xp"
Lord Iowerth
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Originally Posted by Sents
WTF is the big deal with blind invites, sounds like a bunch of spoiled babies whining, how dare you invite me into a group. #### me, if you dont like it, press reject,if you are getting a sore finger too bad quit, poor babies, everday I come her theres a new bitch list(not that this post was started that way, but thats what it immediatley turns into too). The GW's crowd is filled with more whiners and babies than any other gaming group Ive ever belonged too(and there have been many). Its like people feel they are owed an experience just cause they bought the game, you aint owed jack, if you think you are, well you are a dreamer . I think there needs to be a new forum started at GWG, called the Pissing and Whining posts
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The reason people don't like it is, that 99.9% of the time people you get from a blind invite (PvP or PvE) are not the brightest crayons in the box, if you catch my drift.
96TSi
recently in HoH with a blood spiker group and we spam "blood spiker group looking for sb/infuse monk" simple enough right? at least 5 warrriors did a self invite.. come on lol
also in HoH
"Infused XXX LFG for mission" im sure that one had to be a joke
when im on my monk looking for a group
"invite me, i just might heal you"
also in HoH
"Infused XXX LFG for mission" im sure that one had to be a joke
when im on my monk looking for a group
"invite me, i just might heal you"
Tsunami Rain
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Originally Posted by Sents
WTF is the big deal with blind invites, sounds like a bunch of spoiled babies whining, how dare you invite me into a group. #### me, if you dont like it, press reject,if you are getting a sore finger too bad quit, poor babies, everday I come her theres a new bitch list(not that this post was started that way, but thats what it immediatley turns into too). The GW's crowd is filled with more whiners and babies than any other gaming group Ive ever belonged too(and there have been many). Its like people feel they are owed an experience just cause they bought the game, you aint owed jack, if you think you are, well you are a dreamer . I think there needs to be a new forum started at GWG, called the Pissing and Whining posts
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the largest number of invites I got was about 9 I believe.
Lampshade
7/8 Group LF E-Surge Mesmer and Tainted Necro.
God I wish I got a screen of that
God I wish I got a screen of that
Linsys
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Originally Posted by Sents
WTF is the big deal with blind invites, sounds like a bunch of spoiled babies whining, how dare you invite me into a group. #### me, if you dont like it, press reject,if you are getting a sore finger too bad quit, poor babies, everday I come her theres a new bitch list(not that this post was started that way, but thats what it immediatley turns into too). The GW's crowd is filled with more whiners and babies than any other gaming group Ive ever belonged too(and there have been many). Its like people feel they are owed an experience just cause they bought the game, you aint owed jack, if you think you are, well you are a dreamer . I think there needs to be a new forum started at GWG, called the Pissing and Whining posts
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I PERSONALLY LOVE BIND INVITES.... I make sure to bring Vengenance and Unyielding Aura, and heals.... then I let the team die one at a time.. I don't let them die at all once they might think I'm a noob and rage quit... so OPS sooo sorry you died.... then I use Unyielding Aura on them.... most PUGS who bind invite me have NO clue whats going on... then we'll be walking with NO enemys and I just drop one... everyone is like WTF Happend? This game is soo glitched... then I use Unyielding Aura on them again, then I'll do a battle or two keep them alive with heals etc... then drop 2 at once... people go crazy when they can't figure out what the hells going on..
Anyway, my favorite lines are mine:
"1337 Monk LFG FoW - I Pull Agro Onto The Team, and Wand Everything To Death"
Kook~NBK~
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Originally Posted by Sents
WTF is the big deal with blind invites, sounds like a bunch of spoiled babies whining, how dare you invite me into a group. #### me, if you dont like it, press reject,if you are getting a sore finger too bad quit, poor babies, everday I come her theres a new bitch list(not that this post was started that way, but thats what it immediatley turns into too). The GW's crowd is filled with more whiners and babies than any other gaming group Ive ever belonged too(and there have been many). Its like people feel they are owed an experience just cause they bought the game, you aint owed jack, if you think you are, well you are a dreamer . I think there needs to be a new forum started at GWG, called the Pissing and Whining posts
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