MONK LFG MISSION INVITE ME GOD DAMMIT!
I bet you'd be fun to play with.
Retarded Group-Pick-Up Lines
Fungus Amongus
Tsunami Rain
WTB Echo Nuker, Bonder, Warrior for FoW.
drowningfish999
gotta go with "LFG" or any form of it that doesn't include the players role/class.
Beau Nolan
When I'm in an area in high demand for Monks and theres a shortage, I generally try to appeal to the Monk's sense of humor rather than insults to select my group rather than others. My favorite lines to use are:
MEDIC!!! We need a Medic Stat!...
*Looks for Monk in area....then finding one, uses their name in next statment...*
Paging Dr. (Insert Monks Name)...Paging Dr. Monk. Dr. Monk is STAT, code Blue urgent.
Anyway...it generally works out better than insults or Spamming GLF MONKS!
MEDIC!!! We need a Medic Stat!...
*Looks for Monk in area....then finding one, uses their name in next statment...*
Paging Dr. (Insert Monks Name)...Paging Dr. Monk. Dr. Monk is STAT, code Blue urgent.
Anyway...it generally works out better than insults or Spamming GLF MONKS!
Vana The Everyoung
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When I'm in an area in high demand for Monks and theres a shortage, I generally try to appeal to the Monk's sense of humor rather than insults to select my group rather than others. My favorite lines to use are: MEDIC!!! We need a Medic Stat!... |
That has to be the best requesting post I have ever seen. lol
I would join your group, it sounds like you all have a great sense of humour.
It’s a shame more people don’t tri to be as creative in game.
Bob of Maple Ave
I saw one today: LF someone to teach me how to 2 man UW--I'll pay half entry fee
Dead Phlox
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Originally Posted by FalconDance
Last week in Ring of Fire, a warrior spamming: "I DO UR MOM, INVITE ME". Oh yeah, that's sure to get people interested. Husband didn't see what he was spamming at first and accepted him only to see the warrior then say, "HA HA GOT A GROUP, LOSERS". He was kicked in the next instant.
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Ken Dei
My favorite line, if I had one, might be:
Alpha-Wammo LFG to heal me after I chug 6 Dwarven Ales and Charge Headfirst INTO EVERY MOB I CAN SEE!
I might actually go try this...
Alpha-Wammo LFG to heal me after I chug 6 Dwarven Ales and Charge Headfirst INTO EVERY MOB I CAN SEE!
I might actually go try this...
Sir Skullcrasher
This one is funny
"Exp runner can get this mission done in 5 minutes or your money back"
"Exp runner, never fail a run LFG"
"Exp runner can get this mission done in 5 minutes or your money back"
"Exp runner, never fail a run LFG"
Showa Goji
"Monk helping with mission----c/o 2k."
Sir Skullcrasher
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Originally Posted by Showa Goji
"Monk helping with mission----c/o 2k."
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Xue Yi Liang
"Experienced group forming. We need 2 monks."
Here's one I used: "7 more slots for mission group. We have a monk."
Here's one I used: "7 more slots for mission group. We have a monk."
Silvite
I saw one that was "Interrupt ranger LFG: I like long walks on the beach, scented candles, and cuddling"
I get annoyed by all the monks that go to a mission town and go afk, so I will say
"Prot monk LFG, and amazingly I am not AFK! O RLY? YA RLY!"
I get annoyed by all the monks that go to a mission town and go afk, so I will say
"Prot monk LFG, and amazingly I am not AFK! O RLY? YA RLY!"
Tsunami Rain
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Originally Posted by Silvite
I saw one that was "Interrupt ranger LFG: I like long walks on the beach, scented candles, and cuddling"
I get annoyed by all the monks that go to a mission town and go afk, so I will say "Prot monk LFG, and amazingly I am not AFK! O RLY? YA RLY!" |
sorry..couldn't resist.
Skuld
"lfg TO mission"
that annoys me no end.
that annoys me no end.
JiggyFly
The other day I entered into The Wilds mission, since my guild and I were doing it together for another guildie. Just for fun I typed in "UBER LEET NECRO LFG" while waiting for my guild to invite me into the party. Low and behold I promptly received 2 invites, and 2 more shortly after.
At first I thought it was just because I was level 20, but I also shouted it in the desert missions and still received many invites. (also while helping a guildie) I thought it was funny anyways, because I remember how I used to shout well thought out informative group invite shouts to no avail, and here I am typing in capped leetspeak like an idiot and getting my fair share of invites. Life is funny sometimes.
At first I thought it was just because I was level 20, but I also shouted it in the desert missions and still received many invites. (also while helping a guildie) I thought it was funny anyways, because I remember how I used to shout well thought out informative group invite shouts to no avail, and here I am typing in capped leetspeak like an idiot and getting my fair share of invites. Life is funny sometimes.
Silvite
That says alot about our target audience.
Lex Talionis
The best + by far the funniest damn spam of all: "infused + experienced w/mo lfg for FoW/UW" 
Some may find it sad, but I think the majority will agree that it is hilarious to no end
ElinoraNeSangre
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Originally Posted by JiggyFly
I thought it was funny anyways, because I remember how I used to shout well thought out informative group invite shouts to no avail, and here I am typing in capped leetspeak like an idiot and getting my fair share of invites. Life is funny sometimes.
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(I'm feeling some frustration about forming groups in general, but that's probably 5 crushing failures in Thirsty River tainting my view.
)-Eli
Queenie
I've seen this one a few times:
WTB NEW ARMOR!
and
WTS armor!
WTB NEW ARMOR!
and
WTS armor!
Lord Mendes
In ToA:
E/R: LFG FOR GALGRATS (thats how he spelled it). I HAVE METEOR STORM!!!1!!11
E/R: LFG FOR GALGRATS (thats how he spelled it). I HAVE METEOR STORM!!!1!!11
studentochaos
When I am bored I form intentionally bad HoH groups with guildies for laughs. I mean groups so bad that we get rage quitters against the Zaishen. My usual ad for this is
"Guild of l33t play3rz LF W/Mo who can pwn stuff!!!1!1!"
Never fails to get a player......never....
This will stop the day I DON'T find someone with this ad who is running a mending/sword war with fellblade and 15k armor in HA.
"Guild of l33t play3rz LF W/Mo who can pwn stuff!!!1!1!"
Never fails to get a player......never....
This will stop the day I DON'T find someone with this ad who is running a mending/sword war with fellblade and 15k armor in HA.
Francis Demeules
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Originally Posted by Xue Yi Liang
Here's one I used: "7 more slots for mission group. We have a monk."
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Lol you're the monk
"GLF MM WITH MORE 20 FIENDS, 3 SLOT LEFT!!!!"
"EXP GROUP TO FOW!!! I KNOW THE WAY!!!!"
Yichi
GLF 6 more w/mo's with mending,succor for hells precipie mission. invite self !!!
sad part was we actually beat it
BUT, probably the most retarted one i saw had to have been in thk on my monk helping a guildie...
"GLF 3rd MUNK 4 MISHUN!!!"
seriously if you need more than 2 monks for that mission, you need your head examined. and a simple hint. if your monks are worth a crap have them go boon prot. makes mission much much easier
sad part was we actually beat it
BUT, probably the most retarted one i saw had to have been in thk on my monk helping a guildie...
"GLF 3rd MUNK 4 MISHUN!!!"
seriously if you need more than 2 monks for that mission, you need your head examined. and a simple hint. if your monks are worth a crap have them go boon prot. makes mission much much easier
Tzhebee
Standing in TOA last night I saw this one:
Leeeeroy Style Tank LFG FOW (I run in blindly, aggro everything and bitch when I die) plz invite
Leeeeroy Style Tank LFG FOW (I run in blindly, aggro everything and bitch when I die) plz invite
Mosch
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Originally Posted by Kitty
glf [whatever], no noobs, no leavers
I mean, really, when have you last heard: "I'm a noobish leaver, can I join..." |
I liked "Hydra solo farmer looking for monk". Heard that one in augury rock just yesterday (or was it the day before yesterday?).
wahoyaho
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Originally Posted by Former Ruling
*random invites the entire district*
Guy1: GOGOGOGOGGOGOO!~!!@! Guy2: WE HAVE NO MONKS, #$%^ YALL. *leaves* *invites more random stuff* leader: Ok, rdy, GO *enters mission* |
Elvarg
Not retarded but actually really funny:
Leader of a BR group in Tombs> BR group lfg monk that maintains the Principle of Separation of Head and Ass
For those that don't get it: its a pun on two quotes: "separation of church and state", and "having one's head up one's ass"
Leader of a BR group in Tombs> BR group lfg monk that maintains the Principle of Separation of Head and Ass
For those that don't get it: its a pun on two quotes: "separation of church and state", and "having one's head up one's ass"
Russell.Crowe
Not a retarded pick-up line, but related to pick-up lines and retards:
Thunderhead Keep
"Need x more for mission, invite self" *10 W/Mo send invite*
Then, "Need 2 more for mission, monks, invite self" *10 W/Mo send invite*
Next, "Need 2 more for mission, monks, NO MORE WARRIORS" *10 W/Mo send invite, 2 rangers also*
Finally, whisper: "plz take me for mishun i m lvl 18 warrior i heal u plz?"
I freaking love that mission...
Thunderhead Keep
"Need x more for mission, invite self" *10 W/Mo send invite*
Then, "Need 2 more for mission, monks, invite self" *10 W/Mo send invite*
Next, "Need 2 more for mission, monks, NO MORE WARRIORS" *10 W/Mo send invite, 2 rangers also*
Finally, whisper: "plz take me for mishun i m lvl 18 warrior i heal u plz?"
I freaking love that mission...
96TSi
i got called a noob today for being a w/r>> "omg you noob, gonna bow attack with a warrior? @#$ loser"
my reply when people say goofy shit like that > "wow.. just wow.."
or
"hi im tom" whenever im not getting the spam chat msg :-P im actually suprised noone has figured out what that is from when i spam it every 10 seconds :-P
my reply when people say goofy shit like that > "wow.. just wow.."
or
"hi im tom" whenever im not getting the spam chat msg :-P im actually suprised noone has figured out what that is from when i spam it every 10 seconds :-P
Ayres_Spellbinder
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Originally Posted by 96TSi
i got called a noob today for being a w/r>> "omg you noob, gonna bow attack with a warrior? @#$ loser"
my reply when people say goofy shit like that > "wow.. just wow.." or "hi im tom" whenever im not getting the spam chat msg :-P im actually suprised noone has figured out what that is from when i spam it every 10 seconds :-P |
rezabm
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Originally Posted by 96TSi
i got called a noob today for being a w/r>> "omg you noob, gonna bow attack with a warrior? @#$ loser"
my reply when people say goofy shit like that > "wow.. just wow.." or "hi im tom" whenever im not getting the spam chat msg :-P im actually suprised noone has figured out what that is from when i spam it every 10 seconds :-P |
The Renegade Healer
around the time of the XBox360, i was joking with a friend about the flash banner adds to win an XBox360. My group needed quite a few more since it was abbadon's mouth, so I said something along the lines of
"Join my group and win a free XBox360!"
to immitate the flasy banner adds.
The insuing Nintendo vs. Microsoft flamewar was one for the books
"XBOX SUX!"
"NO U JUST LOVE DA JAPS!"
"Join my group and win a free XBox360!"
to immitate the flasy banner adds.
The insuing Nintendo vs. Microsoft flamewar was one for the books
"XBOX SUX!"
"NO U JUST LOVE DA JAPS!"
Francis Crawford
I'm thinking of adding to my next ad
"Don't join us if your bedtime is coming up soon."
"Don't join us if your bedtime is coming up soon."
torquemada
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Originally Posted by Francis Crawford
I'm thinking of adding to my next ad
"Don't join us if your bedtime is coming up soon." |
I sometimes use this (with my warrior)
Looking for a good monk so I can rush and aggro!
Oh I know it's old....
Sephy
I just like standing in HA, going
"level 20 W/Mo with Fiery dragon sword and firestorm LFG, plz invite"
"level 20 W/Mo with Fiery dragon sword and firestorm LFG, plz invite"
swiftygem
In Deldrimor War Camp:
Xue Yi Liang
I've used this line:
"Monk LFG that ignores instructions, aggroes everything, draws genitals on the map and spams the chat with 'OMFG! HEAL ME! HEAL ME!'"
"Monk LFG that ignores instructions, aggroes everything, draws genitals on the map and spams the chat with 'OMFG! HEAL ME! HEAL ME!'"
Cymboric Treewalker
My best experience was when I was looking for a group for UW or FoW...
My advert was: "Me/N 18 looking for FoW or UW group"
Response from arrogant: "You noob you need to be ascended to go here"
My response: "I am ascended"
Response from arrogant? "You would be 20 if you were ascended"
My response: "Wanna bet?"
Response from arrogant: "Sure... 500K."
My response: "Sure." I opened his trade window and showed him I had the 500K. Got invited to the group. We go in to UW -- I actually am there as an 18... guess who dropped.
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My best attempt to get more in to a group:
"6/8 UW group needs dumb warrior to stand there and look tough"
My advert was: "Me/N 18 looking for FoW or UW group"
Response from arrogant: "You noob you need to be ascended to go here"
My response: "I am ascended"
Response from arrogant? "You would be 20 if you were ascended"
My response: "Wanna bet?"
Response from arrogant: "Sure... 500K."
My response: "Sure." I opened his trade window and showed him I had the 500K. Got invited to the group. We go in to UW -- I actually am there as an 18... guess who dropped.
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My best attempt to get more in to a group:
"6/8 UW group needs dumb warrior to stand there and look tough"
Yichi
i was bored in ToA last night before doing 4 man FoW and spammed:
"Starting orgy, invite self" - 10 w/mo invites and 9 pm's....
"Starting orgy, invite self" - 10 w/mo invites and 9 pm's....